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小说简介

chuanyuehouwokaoganfandalianquanjingchengyiqiyinrenrushengdegushiqingjiehejingcaiderenwusuzaoerwenming，youxiaohuichenjingxinchuangzuo。gushizhong，xiaotaozhouzilingxieqingyuanjinglileyiduanyixiangbudaodemaoxian，tongshiyefaxianlezijineixinshenchudeliliang。xiaotaozhouzilingxieqingyuantongguoyongqi、zhihuiheyili，zuizhongkefulekunnanbingshixianlezijidemubiao。"xiaotaobeiwoyanzhongdelvguanghedao，satuijiupao。suwanwanhexieqingyuanxiangkanfengziyiyangkanzhewo。meidengtamenfanyingguolai，xiaotaohezhangmamayijingtaizheyigejudadehong……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigeqihuanyouzhenshideshijie。

精彩章节

1tuihunxianchangwoshibeihuohuoexingde。duzilichuanlaidehongmingshengxiangshiyoushimianpoluozaitongshiqiaoda，

zhendewowuzangliufudouzaizhandou。houlonggandexiangshibeisaileyibashaohongdeshazi，liantunyandouchenglezhemo。

yanqianmengzheyicengshuiwu，naodaihunchendexiangguanleqian，shaoweidongyixianiantou，taiyangxuejiututuditiaozheteng。

"shui..."wojiannandirudongzuichun，shengyinsiyadelianzijidouheleyitiao。"**！**ninxingle！

"yigedaizhekuqiangdeshengyinzaierbianzhakai，jinjiezheyizhibingliangdeshoutuoqiwodehoujing，

cuciwandebianyandishang**liedechun。qingliangdeshuiliurukouzhong，wotanlanditunyanqilai，

houlongfachu"gudonggudong"deshengxiang。jikouliangshuixiadu，huoshaohuoliaodeganjuecaishaoshaohuanjie。

wofeilidizhengkaiyan，shixianzhujianjujiao——yanhuisedejiuzhangzi，tunsedechanzhihuawen，

kongqizhongmimanzheyaoweihemeiweihunhedeguguaiqixi。guizaichuangbiandexiaoyatouyuemoshiwuliusui，

chuanzhebanjiuousebijia，yanjingzhongdexiangtaozi，lianshanghaiguazheleihen。"xiaotao？

"zheigemingzizidongcongwozuilibengchulai。"shinubi！**ninrendenubile？"xiaotaodeyanleiyouxialaile，

"nindouhunshuiliangtianliangyele！gaorebutui，

jingshuohuhua...dafushuoninyaoshizaibuxing..."tashuobuxiaqule，chouchouyeyedimoyanlei。liangtianliangye？

nanguaiedeqianxiongtiehoubei。wozhengzhazheyaoqishen，quefaxianzheijushentichenzhongdebuxianghua，hunshensuanruanwuli，

xiangshibeichaikaiyouhuluanpincouqilaidemuou。"fuwoqilai..."wochuanzheqidao。

xiaotaoyongshouruodejianbangchengzhuwodehoubei，bangwoyidiandiannuodong。suizheshentizuozhi，

wodeshixianluozaizijigezaibeizishangdeshoushang——neishiyizhijiqifengyudeshou，shoubeiyuangungunde，

zhijiebeiroubaoguodejihukanbuchuxingzhuang。zheibushiwodeshou！yiguhanyicongjiaodizhicuantianlinggai。

hunluandejiyisuipianruhongshuibanyongrunaohai——gaosugonglushangciyandechedeng，luntaimocadimiandejianxiao，

shentibeipaoqidejutong...haiyouzheijushentiyuanzhurendejiyi。sunuonuo，

bingbushilangsujiabushouchongdeshuchusan**，jingcheng"diyipangmeiren"。eryakuatadezuihouyigendaocao，

shiliangtianqiananyuanhoushizixieqingyuanzaishangjuyanshangdangzhongtuihun："susan**，niwohunyue，jiucizuoba。

qingyuanshizaiwufaxiangxiang，yunizheiban...titaizhirengongduyusheng。

"jiyizhongdezhixiganhexiuchiganzaicixilai，womengdiwuzhuxiongkou，dakouchuanxi。"**biexiangle！

neizhongboqingguayidedongxibuzhideninshangxin！"xiaotaoshoumangjiaoluandijiwoshunqi，

"zanmen...zanmenhaohaoguozijiderizi..."tadehuabeiyishengjingtiandongdide"gulu——"daduan。

neishengyincongwokongdangdangdechangweichuanchu，zaijijingdefangjianligewaixiangliang。

xiaotaolengleyixia："**...ninehuaileba？nubizheijiuquchufang..."jiuzaizheishi，

fangmenbeiren"peng"dichuaikai。yigunongyudezhifenxiangpumianerlai，xiaotaoshunjianbengjinleshenti，

xiangzhihuzaidemaodangzaiwomianqian。menkouzhanzheyiduibiren——wodedimeisuwanwanwanzhexieqingyuandeshoubei，

rutongyifuhuoguolaidecaizijiarentu。suwanwanyishenyinhongsahuaruanyanluoqun，

fajianchijindiancuibuyaohuangderenyanhua。tapiaoliangdexingyanlishengmanqingmie："yo，sanjiejiekesuanxingle？

meimeidanxindejin，shengpajiejieweineidian'xiaoshi'xiangbukaini。

"tayiyousuozhidipiaoleyanwoyongzhongdeshenxing："kandaojiejiezheime'jingshen'ditangzhe，meimeijiufangxinle。

"xieqingyuanyishenyuebaiyunwenjinpao，mianrongqingjun，

kanwodeyanshenquexiangzaikanshenmezangdongxi："susan**jiyiwuai，biangaijinyanshenxing，mozailianleijiazuqingyu。

"suwanwandeyidiwangxieqingyuanshenshangkaolekao："qingyuangegeshitianshangdeyun，jiejienijiushidishangdeni！

haishizuifeizuihoudelanni！jiunizheifuzunrong，yeganwangxiangpanfuhoufu？woyaoshini，zaojiuyitouzhuangsile！

"meiyigezidouxiangcuiledudebianzichouxialai。xiaotaoqidehunshenfadou，

woquezhigandaoweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohaidejiaotong。"xiaotao，"woturankaikou，shengyinsiyaqueqingxi，"woele。

""xianzai！like！quchufangbanengnadaodesuoyouchidedouduanlai！jiaoshangzhangmamabangnitai！yueduoyuehao！kuaiqu！

"xiaotaobeiwoyanzhongdelvguanghedao，satuijiupao。suwanwanhexieqingyuanxiangkanfengziyiyangkanzhewo。

meidengtamenfanyingguolai，xiaotaohezhangmamayijingtaizheyigejudadehongqishihechonglejinlai。shihexiankaideshunjian，

nongyuderouxiangxijuanlezhenggefangjian——sizhijiangsenongyudezhouzi，shipanjingyingtitoudeshuijingxiajiao。

woxiangelangbanpuxiangshiwu，shuangshouzhuaqizhouzidakousiyao。jiangzhihulemanlian，wohaobuzaiyi，

culudejujiaoshengzaifangjianlihuidang。yige、liangge、sange...sigezhouzizhuanyanbianchenggutou。jiezheshixiajiao，

yipan、liangpan...shipanxiajiaofengjuancanyunbanxiaoshizaiwokouzhong。dangwozhongyudazhebaogetaiqitoushi，

suwanwandelianyijingniuqudebuchengyangzi，xieqingyuanzeyilianjianleguidebiaoqing。wotiandiaozuijiaodejiangzhi，

manyouyoudao："jiarenyoushenmehao？"muguangsaoguotamentieqingdelian，"ganfan，caishiwangdao。"jiuzaizheiyike，

wohuranchangdaoshejiancanliudeyisiyiyang——neixiajiaoli，youjidandekuwei，xiangshi...beirenxialeyao？

2zheifeijiandingle！wodalegexiangliangdebaoge，jiangzhouzideyuxiangzaikouqianglihuidang。

suwanwanneizhangjingxinmiaohuadexiaolianyijingniuqudebuchengrenyang，huoxiangshengtunlezhihuocangying。

"ni...ni..."tatuzhekoudandeshouzhizhanweiweidizhizhewo，hongchundoudexiangfengzhongdeluoye，

"jianzhibuzhilianchi！"xieqingyuandelianbitaneishenyuebaijinpaohaiyaobaishangsanfen，

neishuangzongshidaizhesanfenliangboqifenshulideyanjingcikedengdeliuyuan，huoxiangjianlegui。

taxiayishidiwanghoutuilebanbu，xiuzheyunwendexuezichadiancaidaosuwanwantuodidequnbai。

womantiaosiliditiandiaozhijianzuihouyidianjiangzhi，chongtaliangliezuiyixiao："ermeimei，xieshizi，yaobuyaoyelaidian？

zhangmamadeshouyikezhenbucuo。"suwanwanxiangshibeicaileweibademao，

mengditiaoqilai："sheiyaochizheizhongcubizhiwu！"tazhuaizhexieqingyuandexiuzi，"qingyuangege，womenzou！

zheidifangyouzangyouchou，duodaiyikewodouxianexin！"xieqingyuanzuihoukanlewoyiyan，

neiyanshenfuzadenengxiebenshu——sanfenzhenjing，sanfenxiane，shengxiasifendagaishi"zheinvrenmobushifengleba"。

tashuaixiuzhuanshen，yuebaisedeyijiaozaikongzhonghuachuyidaoyouyadehuxian，gentaomingside。menbeishuaidezhentianxiang。

wozhangshuyikouqi，zhenggerentanzaiyizishang。gangcaineitongcaozuojianzhihaoguanglewosuoyouliqi。

xiaotaohezhangmamazhanzaiyipang，liangzhanglianshangxiemanle"wojia**shibushizhongxiele"。

"**..."xiaotaozhanzhanjingjingdicouguolai，xiaoshouzaiwoyanqianhuanglehuang，"nin...ninmeishiba？

""meishi。"wopaipaiyuangungundedupi，"jiushiyoudiancheng。"zhangmamaturan"puchi"yishengxiaolechulai，

又赶紧捂住嘴。

zheigezaisujiachufangganleershiniandelaochuniangyanjiaoduimanxiaowen："san**jinrikesuanshichulekoueqi！

laonuzaisujiazheimeduonian，haishitouyihuijianer**neizhangliannankanchengzheiyang！"wochongtazhazhayan："zhangmama，

duoxienidejiangzhouzi。""**xihuanjiuhao。"zhangmamayadishengyin，"laonuneierhaizangzhejishoujuehuo，

**shenmeshihouxiangchile，jinguanfenfu。"woxintouyinuan。kanlaizheiruodadesufu，yebuquanshishiliyan。

xiaotaoquechoumeikuliandikanzhemanzhuolangjie："**，ninyikouqichizheimeduo...shenzishoudezhuma？

"womozhexiabaxianruchensi。gangcaineishipanxiajiaoxiadu，

woqueshichangdaoleyisibuduijing——yougujidandekuwei，xiangshimouzhongyaocai。zheijushentisuiranfeipang，

danyuanzhudejiyili，xiaoshihoumingmingshigezhengchangtixingdexiaoguniang。"zhangmama，"woturanwendao，

"wozheixienian...shibushitebienengchi？"zhangmamaliansebianlebian，yuyanyouzhi。"ninzhishuowufang。

""san**queshi...shiliangyiyuchangren。"zhangmamazhenzhuozheciju，"youqiaichitiannizhiwu，

laonujideninshisuineinian，yigerenchileyizhengheguihuagao，diertianjiufaqigaore..."womiqiyanjing。

zheishiyouguguai。"xiaotao，qubawopingrichideyaozhanalai。"wojideyuanzhuyinwei"tixu"，

changnianheyizhongbuyao。xiaotaodiandianerdipaochuqu，buyihuierpengzhegeyouzhibaohuilai。wodakaiyikan，

heihuhudeyaozhasanfazhekusedeqiwei。wonieqiyidianfangjinzuili——"**bie！"xiaotaojinghu。

shejianchuanlaideweidaorangwohunshenyizhan。ku，dankudebuzhengchang，limianhunzheyisijibukechadetianxing。

zheijueduibushiputongdebuyao！"zheiyaoshisheikaide？"wochenshengwen。"shi...shifurenqingdeliudafu。

"xiaotaoqieshengshengdishuo，"shuoshidiaolisan**tixudefangzi，douhelewuliunianle..."wolengxiaoyisheng。

haoyige"tixu"！zheiyaolifenmingjialeliao，bachengshineng**shiyudedongxi。nanguaiyuanzhuyuechiyuepang，

yuepangyuechi，huoshengshengchichenggexiaohua。"congjintianqi，zheiyaotingle。"wobayaozhabaohaosaijinxiuzili，

"zhangmama，laofanninbangwozhunbeixieqingdandechishi——qingzhouxiaocaijiuxing。"zhangmamahexiaotaomianmianxiangqu，

huoxiangjianletaiyangdaxibianchulai。"**...ninzhenyao...jieshi？"xiaotaojiejiebabadiwen。

"bushijieshi，shihuanzhongchifa。"wopailepaiyuangungundeduzi，"zheishenfeirou，shishihougentamenshuozaijianle。

"kaiwanxiao，woqianshikeshimeishibozhusunian，kaozheyishouhaochuyihejiankangyinshizanlebaiwanfensi。

xianzaichuandaozheigechihuoshenshang，qinenggufuzheishenbenshi？zhengshuozhe，menwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng。

xiaotaolianseyibian："shifurenshenbiandelimama！"menbeituikai，

yigemanlianhengroudelaomamadaizhelianggecushiyatouchuanglejinlai。limamasanjiaoyanyisao，

kandaomanzhuodegutouhekongpanzi，lianshangzhezidoujichengleyiduojuhua："yo，san**weikoubucuoa？

"wolanyangyangdikaozaiyizishang："tuofurendefu。"limamalenghengyisheng："furenshuole，

san**jiranshenzidahaole，mingrijiuqujiaxueshangke。biezhengtianduozaiwuli，meiderangrenshuowomensujiameiguiju。

"wotiaoletiaomei。sujiadejiaxue？jiyizhongneidifangjianzhijiushiyuanzhudeemeng——fuzikebo，dijiediaonan，

qulejiushihuoshouzui。"zhidaole。"womanbujingxindiyingzhe。limamayoupieleyanzhuoshangdelangjie，

yinyangguaiqidao："san**haishishaochixiehao，zanmensujiadeliangshiyebushidafenggualaide。"shuowan，

shuaizhepazizoule。xiaotaoqidezhiduojiao："zheilaoqianpo！fenmingshiguyilaixiuru**de！"woquebunao，

fanerxiaole："xiaotao，qujiwozhaomianjingzilai。"dangtongjingzhongneizhangyuanrumanyuededalianchuxianzaiyanqianshi，

wohaishirenbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi——haojiahuo，zheinashiliana，jianzhishifaguoletoudebaimiantuan！

wuguandoubeiroujidebianlexing，yishuangyanjingchengleliangtiaofeng，xiabacengcengdiediezuzuyousanceng。danqiguaideshi，

dangwocoujinxikan，yinyuenengcongzheizhangpanglianshangkanchujifenyuanbendelunkuo——biliangqishihenting，

yanjingxingzhuangyebucuo，yaoshishouxialai..."**..."xiaotaodanyoudikanzhewo。"meishi，

"wofangxiajingzi，douzhiangyang，"congjintianqi，woyaojianfei！

"xiaotaohezhangmamazaiciluchu"**guoranzhongxiele"debiaoqing。shuoganjiugan。

wodangjirangxiaotaobawulisuoyoudedianxinmijiandoushouleqilai，yourangzhangmamameitianzhisongqingzhouxiaocaihexinxianguoshu。

wanfanhou，wotuozhechenzhongdeshenquzaiyuanzilimanzou，leideqichuanruniuyebuting。diyitian，edeqianxiongtiehoubei，

kanxiaotaoshoulidewotoudouxiangshanzhenhaiwei。diertian，hunshensuantong，zouluxiangcaimianhua，

danyingshiyaoyaraoyuanzizouleshiquan。disantian...daodiwutianshi，woshangchengyicheng——shoulebajin！

suiranduizheifushenqulaishuobuguoshijiuniuyimao，danzhishaozhengmingwodefangfayouxiao。zheitianqingchen，

wozhengzaiyuanlizuoshenzhanyundong，hutingqiangwaichuanlaiyizhenqieqiesiyu。"...tingshuomei？neigesujiasan**，

qianjiridangzhexieshizidemian，yikouqichilesizhijiangzhouzishipanxiajiao！""tianna！zheimenengchi？

nanguaipangchengneiyang！""kebushima，xieshizituihuntuidehao，sheiyuanyiqutouzhuhuijiaa？""xu，

xiaodiansheng..."womiqiyanjing，nieshouniejiaozoudaoqianggenxia，turandahouyisheng："shuosheizhuni！

"qiangwaidunshiyizhenjianjiao，jiezheshihuangluandejiaobusheng。wobazheqiangtouyikan，

lianggeyahuandabandexiaoguniangzhengtizhequnzikuangben，huoxiangjianlegui。wopaipaishoushangdehui，yizhuanshen，

faxianxiaotaobuzhiheshizhanzailewoshenhou，yilianjingkong："**...nin...ninpaqiang？

""duanlianshentima。"woxiaoxixidipaipaitadejian，"zou，jintianjialian——raoyuanziershiquan！

"xiaotaodeliandunshikualexialai："**，ninraolenubiba..."zhengdangwoliangxiaonaoshi，

yuanmenturanbeituikai。yigechuanzheehuangseruqundeshaonvzhanzaimenkou，yuemoshisansisui，liandanyuanyuan，

yanjingdada，huailihaibaozhegeshihe。"si...si**？"xiaotaojingyadixingli。

shaonvqieshengshengdikanzhewo："sanjiejie，wo...wojinidailedianxinlai。"wolengleyixia，

suijixiangqizheishisujiasi**suyuanyuan，yuanzhutongfuyimudemeimei，shengmuzaoshi，zaifuliyeshigetoumingren。

"jinlaiba。"wozhaozhaoshou。suyuanyuanyanjingyiliang，

xiaopaozheguolaibashihedijiwo："wotingshuosanjiejiezai...zaijieshi，jiuzuolexieqingdandefulinggao，

shaotangde..."wodakaishihe，yiguqingxiangpumianerlai。xuebaidegaotishangdianzhuizhejikegouqi，

kanzhejiurangrenshizhidadong。wochangleyikou，yanjingdunshiliangle——tianduganghao，fulingdeweikubeiqiaomiaozhonghe，

kouganmianmiyoubushisongruan。"haochi！"woyouzhongzantan，"meixiangdaosimeimeishouyizheimehao！

"suyuanyuanxiaolianzhangdetonghong，

shouzhijiaozheyijiao："sanjiejiexihuanjiuhao...wo...woyihouchangjinizuo..."kanzhetazheifumoyang，

woxintouyiruan。zaizheigouxindoujiaodesufu，nandehaiyouzheimegedanchundexiaoguniang。"simeimei，

"woturancoujinta，yadishengyin，"xiangbuxianggensanjiejiexuezuogengduohaochide？

"suyuanyuanyanjingdengdegengyuanle："sanjiejiehuizuodianxin？"woshenmiyixiao："bujinhuizuo，

hainengzuodequanjingchengduyifener。"kaiwanxiao，woqianshineixiewanghongshipukebushibaiyanjiude。

meditangyunihezi、moyudangao、kongqizhaguomeishi...suibiannachuyiyangdounengjingdiaozheiqungudairendexiaba！

zhengshuozhe，qianyuanturanchuanlaiyizhenxuanhua。xiaotaopaochuqudating，buyihuierhuanghuangzhangzhangdihuilai："**！

buhaole！laofurenconglaojiahuilaile，tingshuonindangzhong...e...dachidahedeshi，

qideyaojiafachuzhininni！"woshoulidefulinggaochadiandiaodishang。haojiahuo，gangchuanlaijitianjiuyaoaizou？

suyuanyuanhedexiaolianshabai："sanjiejiekuaiduoduoba，laofurenzuizhongguijule..."woyanzhuyizhuan，

turanyoulezhuyi："duoshenmeduo？xiaotao，gengyi！woyaoqujianlaofuren！""**！"xiaotaojidezhiduojiao，

"laofurenneigentengbiankeshidasiguoxiarende！""fangxin，"woxiongyouchengzhudipaipaitadejian，

"nijia**woa，jintianyaojilaofurenbiaoyangejuehuo。"bankezhonghou，wohuanshangyishensujingdeyiqun，

daizhesuyuanyuanzuodefulinggao，xiongjiujiuqiangangdiwangqianyuanqu。yilushang，

xiarenmenkanwodeyanshenhuoxiangzaikanyigejiangsizhiren。laofurendesonghetangsumuzhuangyan，wogangzoudaomenkou，

jiutingjianlimianchuanlaiyishengnuhe："neigebuzhilianchideyatouni？haibukuaijiwogunjinlai！"woshenxiyikouqi，

tingzhiyaobanzoulejinqu。zhijiantingtangzhengzhongzuozheyiweibaifacangcangdelaotaitai，shouchiyigenyouguangfaliangdetengbian，

miansetieqing。sufurenhesuwanwanzhanzailiangce，lianshangshiyanbuzhudexingzailehuo。"sunnvjilaofurenqingan。

"woguiguijujudixingli。"pa！"tengbianzhongzhongchouzaidishang，hedesuyuanyuanzhijieduodaolewoshenhou。

"sunuonuo！nikezhicuo？"laofurenlishenghedao，"dangzhongbaoshi，diujinwosujialianmian！

jinriwofeiyaohaohaojiaoxunnizheigebuzhilianchidedongxibuke！"wotaiqitou，

buhuangbumangdicongshiheliquchufulinggao："laofurenxinu，sunnvzhicuole。zheishiteyiweininzuodefulinggao，

qingreanshen，ninchangchang？"laofurenyileng，xianranmeiliaodaozheichu。suwanwanlikejianshengdao："zumubiechi！

sheizhidaotawanglijialeshenmezangdongxi！"womeilita，ziguzibaileyixiaokuaifangjinzuili："ninkan，meidu。

"laofurenjiangxinjiangyidijieguo，yaoleyikou，meitoujianjianshuzhan："zhei...daoshiqingshuangkekou。

""zheishisimeimeijiaowozuode。"wolaguosesefadoudesuyuanyuan，"sunnvzizhixingweishidang，

zheixieribimensiguo，yijingjuexingaiguozixin。ninkan，wodoushoulebajinle。"laofurenshangxiadaliangwo，

shenseshaoji："dangzhen？""qianzhenwanque。"woyilianchengken，"sunnvfashi，sangeyueneibidingtuotaihuangu，

juebuzaijisujiadiulian！"laofurenchenyinpianke，turandao："hao！laoshenjiujinizheigejihui。

sangeyuehoushihuanghouniangniangdeshouchen，gefuqianjindouyaojingongxianyi。niruonengzaineizhiqianshouxialai，

bingzaiyanxishangbudiuwosujiadelian，jinrizhishibianyibigouxiao。fouze..."tahuanglehuangtengbian。

woxintouyitiao——huanghoushouyan？zheikeshigedawutaia！"sunnvjinzunlaofurenjiaohui。"woshenshenyibai，

zuijiaoqueqiaoqiaogouqiyimoxiao。jianfeijianixidejuben，zheibujiulailema？zouchusonghetang，suwanwanzhuishanglai，

zaiwoerbianyaoyaqiechi："niyiweishouxialaijiunengfanshen？zuomeng！xieqingyuanshiwode，

niyongyuanbiexiang..."wotaotaoerduo，yilianwugu："ermeimeishuoshenmeni？woxianzaia，

zhiduijianfeiganxingqu。"shuowan，lazhesuyuanyuanyangzhangerqu。huidaoxiaoyuan，wolikerangxiaotaozhaolaibimo，

开始写减肥计划。

qianshineixiejiankangyinshidezhishizhongyupaishangyongchangle——ditanshui、gaodanbai、shiliangyundong..."**，

"xiaotaoyouxinchongchongdiwen，"ninzhenyaocanjiahuanghoushouyana？

neikeshiyaodangzhongbiaoyancaiyide..."wotingxiabi，shenmiyixiao："sheishuowoyaobiaoyanqinqishuhuale？

""neinin...""woyaorangquanjingchengderenkankan，"woyanzhongshanguoyidaojingguang，

"shenmejiaozuo'meishicaiyi'！"xiaotaoyilianmangran，woquebujieshi，zhishihengzhexiaoqujixuxiejihua。

caipu——dikalulidemoyufangrou、yongdoufuzuodeweitiandian、gezhongjiankangyoumeiweidejianzhican...sangeyue，

zugouwodazaoyigequanxindesunuonuole。zhiyuxieqingyuan？he，neizhongzhanan，daoshihourangtagaopanbuqi！

3chushenchuxian"peng！"wodiwucibaguochanshuaijinguoli，heihuhudehuzhuangwumaozhekeyidepaopao，

sanfachuyigujiaohuzhongdaizheguiyidetianxingwei。"**..."xiaotaoniezhebizi，xiaolianzhouchengyituan，

"yaobuzanmenhaishi...biezuole？""buxing！"woyaoyaqiechididengzheneiguobumingwuti，

"jintianwofeidebazhei'moyufanghongshaorou'zuochulaibuke！"julilixiajunlingzhuangyijingguoqubangeyue，

wochenggongshouleshiwujin。suiranduizheifushenqulaishuobuguoshibeishuichexin，danzhishaoxiabacongsancengjiandaoleliangcengban，

zouluyebuchuandexiangtoulaoniule。jianfeichujianchengxiao，

xiayibujiushiyanjiunengzaihuanghoushouyanshangyimingjingrende"caiyi"。silaixiangqu，

wojuedingnachuqianshidebenshi——zuoyidaojifuhegudaishenmei，younengjingyanquanchangdejiankangmeishi。

kewentishi...zheipogudaichufangyaoshameisha！meiyoukongqizhaguo，meiyouliaoliji，liangewendujidoumeiyou！

woneixiewanghongshipuzaizheiergenbenshizhanbukai。zhetengleyishangwu，moyufendaoshizhaozhangmamanonglaile，

kezenmediaoweizenmesuxing，quandekaoshougan。"zailaiyici！"woluqixiuzi，zhongxinwangguolidaoledianyou。

xiaotaoshengwukeliandidunzaizaotaibianshanfeng："**，nindaodiyaozuogeshaa？""shuoleniyebudong。

"wozhuanzhudidingzheguolideyouwen，"jiushiyizhongchiqilaixiangrou，danqishibushiroudedongxi。

"xiaotaoyilian"**guoranfengle"debiaoqing。yourele，wobaqiehaodemoyukuaidaojinqu。"cila"yisheng，

youxingsijian，woshoumangjiaoluandiwanghoutiao，chadiancaidaodunzaidishangdexiaotao。"**xiaoxin！

""meishimeishi..."woyingzhetoupicoujinguobian，yongchanzifandongneixiejianjianbianchengjinhuangsedemoyukuai。

bieshuo，zheimeyikanhaizhenyoudianxiangwuhuarou。

jiarujiangyou、tang、xiangliao...wopingzhejiyizhongdepeifangyitongcaozuo。buyihuier，

guolipiaochuleyourendexiangwei。"yi？"xiaotaochoulechoubizi，"haoxiang...youdianxiang？

"wodeyidiqiaoqizuijiao："neidangran，zheikeshini**wodedumenmifang！"zhengshuozhe，yuanmenturanbeituikai。

suyuanyuanbaozhegexiaobaofu，guiguisuisuidiliulejinlai。"sanjiejie！"tayadishengyin，

"wotou...abushi，wodailexieshanghaodefengmiheguihualai！"woyanjingyiliang："laidezhenghao！

"suyuanyuancoudaozaotaiqian，haoqidikanzheguoli："sanjiejiezaizuoshenme？haoxianga！""jianfei**hongshaorou。

"woshenmixixidixiankaiguogai，"changchang？"suyuanyuanxiaoxinyiyidijialeyikuai，fangjinzuili。xiayimiao，

tayanjingdengdeliuyuan："tianna！zhei...zheizhendeshirouma？zenmekouganzheimetebie？

youdanyouhua..."woxiaoerbuyu。moyudeqdankouganpeishanghongshaodenongyujiangxiang，

kebujiushijianfeirenshidefuyinma？"sanjiejietailihaile！"suyuanyuanchongbaidikanzhewo，"zheiyaoshinaqumai，

kendingnengzhuandaqian！"shuozhewuxin，tingzheyouyi。woshoushangdechanziyidun——duia！wozenmemeixiangdaoni？

jianfeiqijiankaixiaoda，guangkaofulineidianyueligenbenbugoumaiyouzhishicai。

ruguonengkaomaizheixiejiankangmeishizhuandianwaikuai...zhengzhuomozhe，yuanmenyoubeituikaile。zheicilaideshizhangmama，

shoulihaitizhegeshihe。"san**，"tashensehuangzhang，"qianyuanlaileweiguike，

shuoshichanglesi**zuodedianxin，feiyaojianzuodianxinderenbuke！furenrangwolaijiaosi**guoquni！

"suyuanyuanhedexiaolianshabai："wo...wo..."woyibalazhutabingliangdexiaoshou："biepa，

wopeiniqu。"qianyuanhuatingli，sufurenhesuwanwanzhengpeizheyiweijinyigongzihecha。neigongziyuemoershichutou，

yishenhulansejinpao，mianruguanyu，meimuruhua，jushoutouzujianzidaiyigufengliuyunwei。"zhougongzi，

"sufurenxiaorongmanmian，"zheijiushiwojiasiyatou，neifulinggaojiushitazuode。"zhougongzitaiyankanxiangsuyuanyuan，

yanzhongshanguoyisiyayi："zheimexiao？"suyuanyuanjinzhangdezhiwangwoshenhouduo。woantanyikouqi，

shangqianyibu："zhougongzijianliang，wosimeimeidanxiao。neifulinggaoqishishiwomenjiemeiyiqizuode。""e？

"zhougongzimuguangzhuanxiangwo，weiweiyizheng，"zheiweishi..."suwanwanlikejianshengdao："zheishiwosanmeimei，

zhougongzibubizaiyi。"zhougongziquelailexingqu："buzhisan**shanzhangzuoshenmedianxin？"wozhengyaohuida，

suwanwanyouchazui："wosanmeimeizhishanzhangchidongxi，bushanzhangzuodongxi。"shuowanhaiyanzuiqingxiao。

huatinglijigeyahuanyegenzhetouxiao。womiqiyanjing，turanyoulezhuyi。"zhougongzi，"woxiaomimidishuo，

"bururangwoxianchangjininzuodaodianxinruhe？baozhengshinincongweichangguodeweidao。"zhougongziyanqianyiliang："dangzhen？

""nuonuo！"sufurenlishenghedao，"budewuli！""wufangwufang。"zhougongzibaibaishou，

"zaixiazhouziling，zuiaipinchangxinqimeishi。san**ruoyouyaxing，zaixiaqiuzhibude。"zhouziling？

woxintouyitiao。zheimingziyoudianershua...dengdeng，zheibushijingchengzuidajiulou"zuixianlou"deshaodongjiama？

yuanzhujiyili，zheirenkeshigechulemingdemeishijia，shetoudiaodehen。"neijiuqingzhougongzishaohou。

"woxingleyili，zhuanshenjiuwangchufangzou。suwanwanzhuishanglai，zaiwoerbianyaoyaqiechi："nichushenmefengtou？

daihuierzuobuchulai，kannizenmeshouchang！"wochongtatiantianyixiao："ermeimeifangxin，baozhengrangnidakaiyanjie。

"chufangli，wofanxiangdaojuzhaoqicailiao——mianfen、jidan、niunai、haiyousuyuanyuandailaidefengmiheguihua。

meiyoukaoxiang？bupa，yongzhengde！meiyoudadanqi？kuaizishoudongdafa！"sanjiejie，niyaozuoshenmeya？

"suyuanyuanhaoqidiwen。"fengmiguihuaqifengdangao。"woshoushangbuting，"jiantangbande。"yigeshichenhou，

dangwoduanzheneigejinhuangsongruan、sanfazheguihuaxiangqide"gudaibanqifengdangao"huidaohuatingshi，

suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing。"zhei...zheishishenmedianxin？"zhouzilingjingyadiwen，"zaixiazounanchuangbei，

congweijianguorucizaoxingdedianxin！""zheijiao'yunduogao'。"wosuikouhuzhoulegemingzi，"qingzhougongzipinchang。

"zhouzilingjieguowoqiexiadeyixiaokuai，qingqingyaoleyikou。xiayimiao，tayanjingmengdizhengda，zhenggerenjiangzaiyuandi。

"zenmele？buhaochima？"sufurenjinzhangdiwen。zhouzilinghuanhuanfangxiagaodian，shenxiyikouqi："mianmiruyun，

rukoujihua，fengmidetianrunyuguihuadeqingxiangxiangdeyizhang...miao！taimiaole！

"taturanjidongdizhuazhuwodeshou，"san**，zheifangzimaijiwozuixianlouruhe？jiaqiansuinikai！

"huatinglidunshiyipianhuaran。suwanwandelian"shua"diheile，sufurenzeyilianjianleguidebiaoqing。

wodandingdichouhuishou："zhougongzi，zheifangziwobumai..."zhouzilingmianlushiwang。

"...danshikeyihezuo。"wohuafengyizhuan，"wochujishu，nichuchangdihebenqian，lirunwuwufenzhang，

ruhe？"zhouzilingyanjingyiliang："san**youjingshangdetounao！jiuzheimedingle！"sufurenzhongyuhuiguoshenlai，

lishenghedao："hunao！dajiaguixiuzennengyushangrensihun！chenghetitong！""muqinciyanchayi。

"woyilianwugu，"nverbuguoshixiangweijialitianxiejinxiang。zaishuo，