《chuyuhou,wobeimeinvzongcaidaozhui》cishuzuoweihuohuoshengyandeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,qingjiequzheqiefengfu,ticaixiangduixinying,diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi:“hahaha。liuyufei,nidaoshiyebuchun!”zhaofengshuozhe,yanjingzhigougoudidingzhetadexiongkou,meiyousihaoyanshiyanzhongde……
“巧吗?”
qinfengkanzhemianqiandechenyun,buzhidaozheigenvrenchileshenmeyao。
zhiqianhaibazijimadegouxuelintou,xianzaiqueyoulaihezijitaojinhu,nvrendenaohuiluzheimeqipama?
chenyuntingdaoqinfengdehua,lianshangluchuyisiganga,danxuanjibianluchuyiguwumeideshense,qingshengdao:“qinshenyi,zhiqiandeshiqingshiwoqianquekaolv,maofannile。”
“qinshenyiyibiaorencai,woxiangxinliulaoyezidepanduan,ninyidingyouguorenzhichu。”
“woxiangweizhiqiandeshiqingjininpeigebushi,yijingzaijiudiandinghaolefangjian,qinshenyikefoushanglian?”
zicongchenyunouranjianshidaoleqinfengdediyun,xindijiudadinglezhuyi,zheiyangdenanrenjueduibunengfangguo!
napashizijidaotieshangqu,yeshizhidede!
qinfengkanzhemianqianchuchurushuidechenyun,lengxiaodao:“haizhenshige**,biaomianhaoguimihaojiemei,beihouyigejingtongdaozi。”
“jiunizheihuose,wohaiqiaobushang!wogenliuyufeiyijingshifuqile,zhiyuni,haibupei。”
qinfengshuoba,zhuanshenlikai。
chenyunzheigenvrenkansirenchuwuhai,xindipashiyiduzidehuaishui,zijihaishilitayuandianbijiaohao!
**?
王八蛋!
他居然敢骂我!
chenyunkanzheqinfengdebeiying,liansezhujianyinchenlexialai,yandiluchuyisihenlideshense。
“**,nijiwodengzhe!”
“ganxiurulaoniang,jintiandeshiqing,wogennimeiwan!”
……
qinfenghuidaoyunlongyuan,jieshouleshanhetudechuancheng,yanzhongshanguoleyisiyarandeshense。
“meixiangdaotianquandiandedianzhujingranshita,haizhenshiyuanfenya……”
yucitongshi,zaiyanxiaxibeideshamoshenchu,suizheyizhenjuliedejiqihongmingshengxiangqi,yijiazhishengjihuanhuanditingzaishamodezhongjian,yigeshenzhetangzhuangdezhongniannanrenhongdicongzhishengjishangtiaolexialai,jianmeihengmu,bunuziwei。
“shanhetuzhongxian,qixingdiandezunzhuzhongyuxianshileme?”
nanrenmushizhedongjingdefangxiang,mouzilimianshanshuozhelinliedefengmang,huranlianseyilin,dishengdao:“chuanlingxiaqu,huanxingtianquandianquanbuanzhuang,suishidaiming!”
“qixingdiandezunzhuchuxian,zheigeshijie,buhuitaipingle!”
“shi,dianzhu!”nanrenshenhouderenlikehanshoudao,liansebiandeyichangyansu。
yiri,qinfengganggangqichuang,jiangningbianzaozaodizaimenwaihouzhele。
“shizun,zhouhuiningyijingkaishidiaochaninle。”jiangningdishengdao,“kanlaitadenengliangbiwomenxiangxiangdegengdayixie。”
“faxianjiufaxianleba,woyegaiqujianjiantale!”
“jirantabeihouyouren,neijiudacaojingsheba!”
白金瀚宫。
“zhouzong,zenmeyang?”zhaofengdahanlinlidicongchuangshangpaxialai,shuangtuihaiyouxiefadou,danquebuganyoubandianyuanyan。
妈的!
jibianshichileyijingouqi,yehaishidingbuzhutadeyazhaya!
“mianmianqiangqiangba,”zhouhuiningfeipangdeshenzicongchuangshangzuoqilai,zhaozhaoshourangzhaofengguizaizijidemianqian,“nizuijinmeiyoushaozaiwaimianwanerba,buguo,kanzainizuowanhaisuanshimailidefenshang,wojiubuyunijijiaole!”
“ruoxiacihaishizheiyang,bieguaiworangnihoubanbeizidanggeyanren!”
zhaofengwenyan,dunshihedelianseshabai,mangbudiedidiantou,xinliyihenhaipa。
xinghaozuowanzijijinglihaibucuo!
buran,laozipashijianbudaojintiandetaiyangle!
“咚咚咚!”
huranyizhenjicudeqiaomenshangxiangqi,zhouhuiningdeliansedunshiyibian,yijiaotikaizhaofeng,huanhuanzoudaofangmenqian,dakaimenbuyoufenshuojiushiyibazhangchouguoqu。
“混账!”
zhouhuiningzuowanrangzhaofengsihouleyiwanshang,meixiangdaoyidazaojiubeipohuaile,xindidenuhuoziranshiyayibuzhu。
“zhou,zhouzong,buhaole!”
“有人打进来了!”
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