chuanyuehou，zhangfeiquanwoshangweishiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，youcongtouyuejingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaofanyangzhangyidezhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。“jiangjun，cizeiruciwuli，daimojiangjiangqiqinna，jiaoyujiangjunfaluo！”neigebeifanyangtuilegegentoudejunshi，tengdeziyaliezui，roulebantiandeshoubei，zheicaijuede……
zhangfeimodiaoleishui，chenmobanshangzixisisuoyifanfanyangdehua，faxianbuwudaoli……
qishirenxingjiushiruci，dangquantoujuqilaihaimeiyoudadaoshenshangdeshihou，sheidouhuijidansanfen。
zhendaxialai，fandaojuedemeiyouneimekepale。
yaobuchunqiushiqizhumingdejunshijiasunwucengjingshuoguo，“buzhanerqurenzhibing，shanzhishanzheye”ni。
“neizhangjiangjun，baiqibaijiadeshi，nengfouzaikuanxianjiri？”
shuoleyidadui，qishijiushiweilezuihouzheijuzhengti。
zhangfeikanleyanfanyang，huranhahadaxiao，pailepaifanyangdejianbangdao：“haoxiaozi，zhenshiyoudanyoushi。”
“meixiangdaonidiefanjiangsuiranbenlingpingping，danshengchudeerzijingranshitiaohaohan。”
“nizheigexiaoxiongdi，anzhangfeirenxiale，congjinwanghou，niyebuyongzaiquyaliangle，jiugenzaiwoshenbian，zuoyigexiaojunshi，yudaoshibangannanazhuyi，nikankehao？”
fanyangwunaidekuxiaoyisheng，zhangfeizheihuadaoshiyoudianchuhutadeyiliaole。
shaoweikaolvyixia，fanyangyejiutongyile。
jianfanyangdiantou，zhangfeidaxi，suijiyoushuo：“zhiyukuanxianshirima，jiuzaikuanxianshiri，nihuiquwenwennidie，shirizongguigouyongleba？”
fanyangwenyan，zheicailuchuxinweidexiaorong，diantougongshoudao：“duoxiejiangjun！”
zhangfeihahaxiaodao：“hao，niquba，yihuierwanshangruguomeishi，guolaipeiwochijiu，anhaixiangtaojiaotaojiaonidequanjiao，gangcainineishoubenshi，haibulaima。”
fanyangkuxiaoyisheng，diantoudao：“haoba，jiuyijiangjun，fanyanggaotui。”
shuozhe，fanyangzhuanshentuichulezhangfeideyingzhang。
kanzhefanyanglikai，zhangfeinannanziyudao：“zhenshiyingxiongchushaoniana，tadexingzigenannianqingdeshihouhaitingxiang……”
shuozhe，zhangfeiliezuixiaodao：“jiushibuzhidaozheixiaozijiuliangruhe……”
……
huidaozijiayingzhang，fanjiangzhangdaerrenzhengzuozaiwuneiaishengtanqini。
fanyanggangzoudaozhangmenwai，jiutingjianzhangdadishengtanxidao：“buzhidaoxianzhiciqujieguoruhele，zhangjiangjunnengfouzhendejiwomenkuanxianshiri。”
fanjiangyewunaideyaoleyaotoudao：“yiqietingpingtianyiba，wokantazhangyideyeweibihuiweinanxiaobei，zheicairangyangerqushishi，ruguobuxing，womenhaishidezhixingyuanlaidejihua……”
zhangdadao：“sanrishizaitaishao，womenyoubushizhugechengxiang，nengcaochuanjiejian。”
“nei……yiwomenxianyoudebaiqibaijia，zaizaojirifangnengzaowan？”
zhangdatanxidao：“zhishaoyeyaowuqibari，duoyitianjiuduoyifendebawo。”
fanjiangzhengyaozaiwen，hurantingdaomenwaidefanyangzaixiao。
fanyangxiaozhezoujinyingzhang，shuodao：“zhangdashu，ruguozaijinimenshirini？kefouwangong？”
fanjiangyikanerzihuilaile，jidongdelimazhanleqilai，kesuihoujiubeihoubeidebianshang，tengdeziyaliezui。
“aiyou，yangernikesuanhuilaile，jieguoruhe？neizhangfeimeiyounanweiniba？”
kandaofanjiangrenzhetengtong，guanqiedemuguang，fanyangxinliyinuan，xiaodao：“fuqinfangxin，yiqiegaoding，zhangjiangjunyijingdayinglekuanxianshiri，buhuizaicuicule。”
“zhende？zhangjiangjunzhenzheimeshuo？”
zhangdayejidongdezhanleqilai。
“当然！”
“aiyou，wodeer，nikezhenshiweifudehaoerzi！”
fanjiangzhangdalianggelaogeliangjidongdedoukuaikule。
fanyangzaiyipangyizhenwuyu，xinshuoniyakuarenzenmexiangmarenside……
“budanruci，zhangjiangjunhaishuole，rangwozuotazhangqianxiaojunshi，meishibangtachuchuzhuyi。”
“zheibuma，wanshangzhangjiangjunhaijiaowoguoqupeitahejiuliaotianni。”
fanyangyundanfengqingdeshuolechulai，ketingzaifanjiangzhangdaerzhong，queruqingtianpili。
fanjiangzhenjingdewen：“sha？zhangjiangjunqingnifuyan？”
“……”
fanyangwuyudekanzhefanjiang，fanlegebaiyanshuo：“zheiyoushenmehaojingyadema？”
zhangdajidongdelaguofanyangdeshoubei，xiaodao：“xianzhi，nidezaohuayaolaile！”
“哦？造化？”
fanyangbujiedekanzhezhangda，wendao：“zhangdashu，nizheishishenmeyisi？”
zhangdaxiaodao：“nengchengweizhangjiangjundezuoshangbin，neidoushirenzhonghaojie，yihouzhangjiangjunjuebuhuiqingmanyuni，nideqianchengyipianguangming。”
“shiayanger，shuolaicankui，weifuhenizhangshugenzaijiangjunshenbianxiaoliduonian，kecongmeiyoujihui，hejiangjuntongxiyongfan。”
fanyangtingzheierrenshuoderucikuazhang，xinxiabujinyeyoudianpiaopiaoranle。
xinshuoneidangranle，nenghezhangfeiyiqichifandedoushishenmeren？
liubei、guanyu、zhugelianghuozhaoyundengren。
neizheimeshuo，zijihezheixierenqibushiyechabuduole？
dezhizijibuyongsile，fanjianghezhangdadoushifenxingfen。
fanjiangxiaozhexiaozhe，hurankanxiangfanyang：“erya，zheixieniannigensuiweifuchuzhengyaliang，yizhiyemeishuojiniquyifangqizi，dengzaiguoliangnian，weifuzaichengdouandingxialai，jinizhaoyigehaorenjiadenver，haobuhao？”
fanyanggangadexiaolexiao，xinshuowogan，niyaojiwozhaogechuanyubaolonga？
xiangzhe，fanyangshouqixiaorong，zhengsedao：“quqindeshibuzheji，haierzhibuzaici。”
fanjiangwenyanyileng，tazongjuedezheigeerzisihuyoudianbianle，yiqianshuojitaquxifu，tadoulebudede。
xianzaizenmeyouzhibuzaicile？
当然范疆也没多想。
“woyaozuodediyijianshi，jiushiyaogensuizhangjiangjunchuzheng，jiguaneryebaochou！zheiyici，woyaogaibianlishi，bangbixianaxiajingzhou。”
“wodediren，keshiluxunni……”
fanyangnannanziyu，yanzhongshanshuozhexingfendeguangmang。
fanjiangshenshoumoleyibafanyangdeetou，kanleyanzhangda，shuodao：“zheiyebushaoa，erzinizenmeshuoqihuhualaile？”
范阳：“……”
……
tiansejianwan，fanyangzouchuyingzhang，jingzhiqianwangzhangfeidezhongjundazhangqufuyue。
zoudaobanlu，fanyanghuranganjuezijidetoubeishenmedongxizaleyixia。
zheiyixiazadebuzhong，bingbushihentong，yixiesuidiaodetukuaicongfanyangtoushanghualuoxialai。
fanyangtingxiajiaobu，shenshouyimo，toushangdetukuaidouyijingsuile，nongdefanyangtoushangdoushitu……
“哈哈哈哈！”
huranshenhouchuanlaijigerensiwujidandechaoxiaosheng。
fanyanghuitouyikan，shijigehetayiyangchuanzheyunliangjunfudejunshi。
fanyangchenzhetianmeihei，kanqingchuleyanqiansigerendelian。
zaifanyangyuanzhudejiyizhong，zheisigerenfeichangkehen，cengjingbuzhiyicideqifuguota，shenzhidamaguota。
keyuanlaidefanyangfeichangruanruo，mianduiqifu，zhinengrenqitunsheng，shenzhiyebugangaosufanjiang。
yinci，zheijigehuaizhongbianbenjialideqifufanyang。
fanyangsuiranmeiyouwanquanjichengyuanzhudejiyi，danyouxieshiyeyinyuezhidao。
gaobuhaotazheicizhongsheng，jiuhezheijigejiahuoyouguan。
daitoudenianqingrenjiaosongzhuang，shengxiasangefenbiejiaomasan、wanggou、zhaodong。
“you，zheibushifanyangma？”songzhuangkaikouxiaodao：“zenmezhe，wotingshuonidierangzhangjiangjundale？”
yipangdemasanhuaixiaozheshuo：“aiyou，zhengzhengwushibianzi，wokekanjianle，zhenggeyipikairouzhan。”
wanggouhezhaodongyegenzhehahadaxiao。
fanyanglengxiaoyisheng，buxiangdalitamen，zhuantoujiuzou。
“aiaiai，biezoua。”
songzhuangyibachezhufanyangdeyijiao，xiaoxixideshuo：“nizheimezhejiganmaqu？nanbuchengshijinidiemaiguancaiqu？”
“jiushi，songge，zheixiaozibujinyaomaiguancai，shouyiyedezhibanqiquanleshiba，hahaha。”
fanyangtingxiajiaobu，zhuanhuishenkanzhezheijigekeliandejiahuo，lengxiaodao：“nimenzuibafangganjingdian，nimennandaobupawofuqinma？”
“你爹？”
wanggouhuranxiaole，yilianxiaozhangdeshuo：“fangzaiyiqian，laoziyexuhuijidansanfen，danxianzai，nidiezheilaojiahuozishennanbao，yigekuaisideren，womenweishenmeyaopani？”
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