zhangpianlianzaixiaoshuo《chuyanluxiaowan》rangrenkanhouaibushishou，chuzishilipaidashen“yiming”zhishou，chuyanluxiaowanzhijiandegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，xiangqing：dingjingyikan，yuanlaishiganggangdexigua。xianzaishangmianhaijialejigebingqilinqiu，bianchenglexiguabingjilin。bujinruci，zuidingshanghai……
yishenggangadetuiletuiyanjing，zhenzhuoliangjiubuhaoyisidekaikoudao：“foye，haihaohuilaidejishi，yaoshizaiwanyidian…”
“zaiwanyidianzenyang？”nanrenshechudemuguangfenglirudao，hedeyishengzhiduosuo。
“zaiwanyidian，kongpajiuyuhele。”
dunledun，chuyanshenselveweihuanhe，danyijiumeitoujinculengliwendao：“shangkoushishenmezaochengde？”
yishengzixisisuohouyaoyaotou，xiaoshengdao：“zheige…buhaopanduan。ruguofoyefangxinbuxia，wokeyiweiwanxing**dayizhenposhangfeng，fangzhiganran。”
huitoukanlekantangzaichuangshangyilianshengwukeliandeluxiaowan，chuyandiandiantou：“hao。”
yishengweiweijugong，gongjingdao：“neihaiqingfoyehuibipianke。”
“回避？”
yishuangzoujinwoshidepixiehuanhuantingzhu，nanrenmeimulingli，lenglengdao：“wo？huibi？”
yishengganjinditoujieshi：“foye，bijingshiyaodazaitunbu，nannvyoubie，ninhaishihuibiyixiabijiaohao。”
臀部？
chuyanyizheng，weiweicetoudaliangwanzheyaodeyisheng：“nishinanren？”
医生：……
“huifoye，wo…yinggaishi…”
“不行。”
yishenghechuyishenlenghan：“zheigeshitianshengde，foyeshizaibuxihuan，wo…nunuli…woquyitangtguo…”
chuyanzhuanshen，duizaiwaimianshouzhedeluchifenfu：“quhuanyigeyisheng，yaonvde。”
luchilianmangnaqishoujipaimapi：“foyegaozhanyuanzhu，wanxing**zheimehaokan，queshiyaoxiaoxinfangbeizhe，bunengrangqitananrenkan。”
chuyanxianqiyanpidandanwen：“e？neinikanmeikanguo？”
陆驰：……
foyezenmezheimeaikaiwanxiaoni。
“好不好看？”
陆驰：……
shishihouzhaoyigemudixiaoshoule。
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chuangshang，luxiaowanzhengbaiwuliaolaideqiaozheerlangtuitangzhe，biyanzhangdazuiba，dengzheyipangdezhangguanjiaweitachixuehaopiqiechengkuaidexigua。
yibianzhangdazui，tayibianhezhangguanjiayichangyihede：“zhangguanjia，nishuofoyezheimedageren，jiujingshachangpinleyitiaolaominghuilai，wozheimexiaodeshangkoutayedajingxiaoguaide，zhenxianggexiaoguniangyiyang。”
“zhangguanjianishuoshibushi？”
denglehaoyizhen，yebujianyouxinxiguajinzui，luxiaowanjueqixiaozuisajiaodao：“zhangguanjia，renjiatengteng，xuyaoxiguagua，xiguaguani？”
dengzhengkaiyankanqingqianmianzhanzhedeshichuanbaidaguadeyisheng，tahedeyigejilingcongchuangshangcuanqilaiwangchuangfengfangxiangduoqu。
“zheibushixigua，zheishibaigua。”
“zheibushishaozi！zheishishenme？shizhentou！”
“chuyan，nimoushaqinfu！”
luxiaowanaihaozhewanghoutui，toudinghurandingdaoyigeyouruanyouyingdedongxi。
kusangzheliantaitou，luxiaowankandaodeshiyizhangnanrenjunmeidelian，zhishineibiaoqing，siyouxiepixiaoroubuxiao…
ernanrendeshouli，zhengpengzheneidiemeichiwandexigua。
luxiaowanyaojinxiachunjiuyaowangchuangxialiu：“foye，zheiyourenxianghaiwo，kuaijiuwo！”
ranertayagenmeinenglikaichuang，haimeizouliangbu，jiubeixiangzhuaixiaojiyiyangzhuaihuiqu。
jibianshibaozheyipanxigua，tayebeilidawubidenanrenqingsongenhuichuangshang，shenzhipatabuansheng，zhijiebeibaodaotuishang。
chuyanmeimudichui，zuijiaogouqiyimobuhuaihaoyidehudu：“niganggangshuowoshenme，ng？”
luxiaowanᴊsɢpieleyiyanjianruidezhentou，haipadewangnanrenhuailiduo：“moushabaobao…woshuonimoushanizuikeaidebaobao…”
taxiangyizhibazhuayuyiyanglaolaobaozhechuyan：“foye，wobuyongdazhen，jiuzheimexiaoyitiaokouzi…”
“henyanzhongde。”nanrendeyuqizhengjing，yizhishouqingqingrouleroutadeeding：“ruguoshiposhangfeng，henyoukenenghuisangming。”
“什么？！”
丧命？
哪有这么恐怖。
foyekendingshizaipianxiaohai。
luxiaowanyouxiehaipa，yishijianxiangdaolezijibinlinsiwangdekebuchangmian。
kanzhunshiji，chuyanyisaoganggangdewenrou，miqimomouxunsutaiqiyoushoushiyi。yibiandenvyishengpeihediantou，juqizhenguan，duizheyaowochukuaizhunhenyizha。
zhijuedeyizhenliangsousouhezheweiweicitong，luxiaowandaidaidemuguangyoulizhiyaoxia，caifaxiantunbuzhishengxiayigenmianqian。
eranzhumianqiandezheizhishou，bingbushiyishengde。
luxiaowanliangenghongle，tazhijiejiuyaoanxiayifu，zhezhutaluchulaideshenti。
“mianqianhaimeiangoushijian，xiaoxinchuxue。”
beinanrenzheimebaozhe，haiyaobeianzhuzheizhonghensimidebuwei…luxiaowanxiudehenbudeyitouzhadaogangdadezhenyanliqu。
tazhengzhazhe**dao：“foye，nannvshoushoubuqin，nifangshou。”
“不放。”
怎么脸皮这么厚？
“臭流氓。”
“再说我就捏了。”
luxiaowanyizheng，lianshuadeyixiatonghong：“nigan！”
chuyanweiweigouqizuijiao，tiaoxinyiyangdezhongzhongzaitadetunbunieleyiba：“gan。”
！！！
zheigeren，jianzhishidaliumang。
luxiaowanshoubulele，zhinengzuozuihoude**：“nibiyan，buxukanwo。”
chuyanjiuxiangshimeiyoutingjian，yibiankanzhewanbiaodumiao，yimianmuguangjinjinsuozhemianqian，yandoubuzhayixia。
zhidaojimiaohou，caichouchushoujiaojiyisheng。
zhizhiqishen，shenshouzhengliganggangyaluandexizhuangwaitao，taditoufushencoudaotadeerbian，zaiyiciduizhewenrehuohongdeerchuiqingshengdao：“congjiannihuilaikaishi，zaojiukanwanle。”
“楚宴！！！”
ganjuezijishoudaolewuru，luxiaowanqidezhangyawuzhua，danyouhaipazijiyidongludegengduo，zhinengfenfenbupingyaozheyazuandaobeizili，qigugudeshengmenqi，zhiluchuyishuangmianluxiongguangdedayanjing。
xinlihenbudebataqizaijianbangshangzouyidunchuchuqi。
zijizhenshishacaihuixinrenta，zaiyebulitale。
zhengxiangzhezenmezouta，huranyizhenqingtiandexiangqizuandaotaqideyiguyigudebiqiang，redetabizibuanfendesonglesong。
