zhujiaojiaofubaoxulaodadexiaoshuojiao《chuanyuenongjiajinlixiaofunv》，tadezuozheshiquewuxiachuangzuodegudaiyanqingleixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：laoxujiazufenmaoqingyanle！danglezumudexulaotaitaiyouhuaishangle！laodangyizhuangdexulaoyezizouludoudaifeng！laoxujiadeerxifumenquekaishisesefadou，buguantamenpoposhengershengnv，jialidouyaoduogexiaozuzong，zheirizi，kezaaoa？shiyuehuaibao，laotaitaishenglegeshuilinglingdeguinv，qumingfubao。laoxujiaderizi，dunshibiandexuanhuanleqilai。fubao：“niang，wojianleyizhituzi！”fubao：“die，zheishijinzi......
chufangli，xulaodaxifuzhoushihexulaoerxifulishizhengzaimanghuozhezuoyu。
yiruxulaoyezigangcaisuoyan，zheidacaoyuqiechengkuaihou，zhendeshiyoudabanguoderou。
dunyuyaohaochi，shaobulegezhongdediaoliao。chucizhiwai，yukuaixiaguohou，zuihaoshiyongyoujianyixia。erzheidabanguodeyukuai，xiangyaoquandouyongyoujianyixia，genbendaotengbukaidier。
“dasao，yaobuzanmenlianggeguolaiba？”
lishiwangleyanzhoushi，“yikouguobayujianyixia，lingyikouguoyonglaidunyu！”
“这主意好！”
zhoushiwenyandiantou，“zanmenhaikeyinongliangyangkouweide！”
dunyu，yeshiyoubutongdedunfa。
“yigeguoliqingdun，zannianghewaermenchibudelade。lingyigeguolizanmenjiadianerlazi，haochihaixiafan！”
“就这么办！”
zhoushimuqianguanjia，tapaibanle，zheishieryejiudingxialaile。
yiqiandeshihou，zheizhongshiqingdoushixulaotaitainazhuyi。danxianzai，delexulaoyezihexulaotaitaishouquandezhoushi，juedezijibixudenengdanqilai。
……
yuanzili，xulaoda、xulaoerzhengzaipichai，fanzhengxianzheyeshixianzhe，daoburushunshouzuodianhuolu。zheiyanchouzhejiukuairudongle，yijiazidongtiandequnuanshaoyong，kebushixiaoshumu。
“老大，老大！”
xulaoyezicongtangwuchulai，wangxiangzuozaixiaobandengshangpichaidexulaoda，“ganjinde，jinerzhongwuzanmenyesaheliangbei，qubaniniangqunianniangdeqingmeijiubanchulai！”
“die，jiuheqingmeijiua？”
xulaoeryitingxulaoyezidehua，bozijiugengleqilai，“neiwanyier，bushizanyemenhedea！”
“你可以不喝！”
xulaoyezimeihaoqididengleererziyiyan，zheigemeiyanlijingerdehunzhangdongxi。
“neibucheng，nimendouhe，wobuhejiukuile！”
徐老二挑眉。
“……”
xulaoyeziyezhendeshibuzhidaoshuoshale。tazhinengyibianbianzaixinliniantao，bushengqibushengqi，doushizijidezhong，tanshangle，jiushouzheba。
xulaodameizheimeduohua，delelaoyezidezhishi，xunsuqishen，zhibendijiao。
“dage，wogenniyiqiqua！”
“你劈柴！”
xulaodawanglezijiaxiongdiyiyan，xianqidehen。
“dage，nishibushiyouxiangtouhediedelaochenniang？”
xulaoeryitingzijiadageburangzijigenzhe，likejiyanle。“dage，zanmenkeshiqinxiongdi，yiqiandoushiyiqihede……”
“……！！！”
tingdaoererzidehua，xulaoyezidangshijiulengzaineili，qidehunshenfadou。
qianjici，taxifufaxiandijiaolidelaochenniangshaole，feiyaoshuoshitajitouhele。tiandiliangxina，tajiushitouhelejikou。
dangshideshihou，xulaoyezizhidaoshineijiudoufeile。
zheilaochenniangzhisuoyichunnong，jiushiyinweineijiulideshuiqidoufeile，zheicaiyuelaiyuechun。
benlaini，xulaoyezihaixiangzhesuiranlaochenniangdeshuliangshaole，danweidaogengchun，yebusuanshishenmesunshi。
kejinerge，zaitaererzibujingyideyanyuzhong，xulaoyezizhidaolezhenxiang。
“lianggexiaotuzaizi，nimentouhelaozidelaochenniang，niniangyuanwanglaozideshihou，nimenhaizaipangbianshanfengdianhuo！”
“气死我啦！”
“jinerge，kanwozenmeshoushinimen！”
xulaoyeziyanzhuziluanzhuan，zaikanyoushenmechenshoudejiahuokeyiyonglaijiaoxunlianggebuxiaozi。
“爹，冤枉啊！”
yijianzijialaodieyaodongshou，xulaodaganmangkaikoubianjie，“jiuyihui，erzijiutouheleyihui！”
“erqie，datouhaidoushilaoerhede！”
“ninzhidao，laoerdejiuliang，erzilianggejiayiqi，yebugoukana！”
“大哥……？！”
zheijiubeizijiadagejichumaile，rangxulaoeryouxienanyizhixin，tamennandaobushiyigenshengshangdezhamengme？
raner，xulaodayanshendoulandejizijiaxiongdiyige。
ruguobushixulaoerguanbuzhuzui，bazheishierjishuoloule，tamennaerhuibeizijialaodiejidingshang？
sheizaodenie，sheilaikangzheigeguo！
fanzhengtashibudangzheigeyuandatoude。
xulaodaguoduanshuaiguoxulaoer。
徐老二能干啥？
shuaiguozijiadage？neiyedekantadieshibushixiangxintadehua。
henxianran，xulaoyeziduiererzidehua，xindeshihoushizaishibuduo。
suiranxulaoershigehanhuo，danzheigehanhuojiushizaiganhuozuoshierdeshihoubudongdebiantong。keruoshibiedeshiqing，birushuohunchihunhe，xulaoerdebenshijueduishiyidengyide。
“chouxiaozi，guolai，kanda！”
“bujinidianerjiaoxun，nipashiwanglenidiehaishinidie！”
“diea，shashihouwoyewangbulea！”
xulaoernaerhuilaolaoshishididengzhexulaoyezishoushi？tatiaoqilai，satuijiupao。
danjiuzaixulaoerbendaozijiayuanmenkoushi，yuanmenbeirenjipaixiangle。
“kaimena，wohuilaile！”
yuanmenwai，xiangqilexulaosandehanhuasheng。
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