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“xuanzeyi，wanzhengban《kuihuabaodian》，yulianshengong，huidaozigong！fangenjinchu，jinjingjikuai，weiliwuqiong！xuanzehoulijiwutongqiechuxiaodingdinghedandan，wanmeibuliuhen。”
“xuanzeer，《chunyangwujigong》，zhangzhenrengenjuzishensuoxuelingwuchulaidejueshigongfa。zhigangzhichun，weilijingren！danxubaochitongzizhishen，poshenhouyuanqidashang，gonglijinshi！”
“qingsuzhuxuanzeqizhongzhiyi，jinkuaitashangchengbatianxiadedaolu！”
qinyueqidezhijieguanbileyanqiandexunijiemian，renbuzhupokoudama：“shenmegoupipoxitong！quantamadebenzhejuehuqude！”
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“qingsuzhujinkuaixuanze……”
“滚！”
qinyuemeixiangdaochuanyueguolai，jingranhuiyushangzheizhongbuganrenshidepoxitong。
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zheishiyigewudaotongshendegaowushijie。
houtianjiwuzheyiyidibai！
xiantianjiwuzhekepidishangwanjingbing！
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tatanleyikouqi，zaipojiudeyishanzhongmochuleliangmeitongqian，neishitaquanbudejiadangle。
rujinzhengzhihandong，tadoubuzhidaonengbunengzaizheigemoshengdeshijiehuoxiaqule。
“咕……”
duzibuzhengqidichuanlailejiaosheng，tazouxianglebaozitanzhong，huaguangqianmailelianggereqitengtengdedabaimantou。
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“xianshimoli，zhangmingbaisui！”
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“……”
“tangmude！mingmingzhishiyigeqionggui，pianpianjianbuderenjianjiku，huogainidaomei！dashachun！”
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zhiyuqitadetexing，jiudedengdaoshizhandeshihoucainengyanzhengle。
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