穿越之养家糊口的方法论蝴蝶不愿意-著

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精彩章节

yiliangjiayongmpvzaigaosushangfeichi，xuxiaoyuanyibiankanzhechuangwaifeichierguodeshanshanshuishui，yibianhemamazhanglanzhiliaotian。

nandedexiaozhangjia，pingrigongzuofanmangdeyijiarenzhenghaodouyoujiaqi，yushijuedingcongjiangchengchufazijiaquhuangshankanrichu。

suiranqianbujiugangxialeyichangyu，daoluyouxieshihua，danshilukuanghenhao，fuqinxudachuananxialedingsuxunhang，chesubaochizai100ma。

turan，qianfanggaosuchuxianleyitiaotugou，xudachuanlikecaixiachache，wenzhufangxiangpan。zheigeshihouzuijihuidejiushimengdafangxiang，rangsuburangdaoshijialingsanshiniandexudachuandejiroujiyi。

buguochelidesanrenhaishitingdaole“peng”deyisheng，suihouchezicaichatinglexialai。yinggaishimeiyoubirangkaineitiaogou，xudachuanzhengzhunbeidakaishuangtiaodeng，xiachefangjingshipai。haiweidengtajiekaianquandai，yishengjuxiangbansuizhexuxiaoyuanhezhanglanzhidejianjiaoshengchuanlai，cheziyixiabeidinglechuqu，zhijiezhuangpolegaosugelilan，anquanqinangquanbudankai，chezizhijiegunluochulegaosu，fanlejigeshen，diaorulegaosupangbiangungundejiangshuizhong。

xuxiaoyuancishineixinzhiyouyigeniantou：wanle，tuanmiele。

buzhiguoleduojiu，xuxiaoyuanzhijuedebozixiangzheleyibandejutong，shenshangyoushiyouleng，shenbianyouwengwengderensheng，tanulixiangzhengkaiyanjing，danshiyanpijiuxiangzhanzaiyiqiyiban，zenmefandoufanbukai。haoburongyipingzheduonianfanbaiyandejingyan，jiannandezhengkaileyanjing，yingruyanliandequeshiyifuqiguaidehuamian。

haojigeweizhetaderen，douchuanzheguzhuangpianlidefushi，kanyangziyinggaishiqunyan，zijiazheicheshizaihengdianbeilaoqilaile?kefangxianghaoxiangbutaiduia。

haiweidengtakaikouxunwen，jiujianweizhetaderenqunliyougeheishouheishoudexiaonianqingdunxialaifuzhutadejianbangyaolejixia，jidongdeshuodao：“chunya，chunya，nixinglea，nikuaikankanwo，woshinigea!nizaneimexiangbukaia!”shuozhebianyaokuqilai。

xuxiaoyuanjuedebozidoukuaibeiyaoduanle，dishengnuhou：“bieyaole，bozidoukuaiduanle。”

neiheishouqingnianwenyanlimatingzhiledongzuo，xuxiaoyuancetouyikan，buyuanchuhaiweilejigeren，dishangtangzhedeshigentayiyangyilianmengxdeyinanyinv。

sanrenmuguangjiaoji，dianguanghuoshi，sanlianmengx。

zhongrenjiansanrenruci，turanyeanjinglexialai。

xuxiaoyuanyouyudekaikoudao：“1994”

懵X男：“05”

懵X女：“07”

zhongren：????????

tamenshuodeshijialimensuodemima，yeshitashengri，shitabamameicuole,kelianhenianlingdouduibushanggea，tabamadoukuaiwushiderenle，zheiliangnannv，kanzhezuiduosanshilaisui，zheishi。。。chuanyuelechongdong，daolepingxingshijiele?!

taijingsongle!xuxiaoyuanbuyoudengdaleshuangyan，lingliangweihaosiyexiangdaoleshenme，yejingsongdehuxiangduishileyiyan。

众人继续：????

cishi，renqunzhongturanyougeshengyinchuanlai，“haolehaole，jirandouxingle，jiudousanleba，shitou，nigenniershubanidieniangfujinwuliquba。laoerjiade，bachunyayefujinwuqu。”

xuxiaoyuansuizheshengyinkanqu，zhijianyiweijingshoujingshoudelaotaitaizhengzhanzaibuyuanchu，laotaitaimianwusiliangrou，gaoquangu，minzhezui，chunbiandeyiquanzhouwenbazuichundoujiyanmeile。

laotaitaihuayingangluo，tabaokuotadedieniangjiubeijirenchanfuzhesongjinlewuzi。

xuxiaoyuanzheicaikanqing，tamensanrentangzhededifangjiushizaiyigepojiudeyuanzili，yuanzizhongjianyikoushuijing，sanrencishihunshendoushishilulude。

这是，穿到了井里?

xuxiaoyuanmantouwenhaodebeichanfudaoleyijianxiaxiaodefangjianli。fangjianlichenshezaijiandanbuguo，zuoyouliangbianyidayixiaoliangzhangchuang，xiaochuangshangzhaolegehuipupudezhangzi，zhongjianyigeyichu，yeshikanqilaipojiudehen。nidi，buguoyinweichangniancaita，nidikanzhedaoshiheiliangliangde。

sanrenjixuyiyanbufadenikankanwo，wokankanni，chanfutamenjinlaideershu，jiantamenruci，biandao：“dage，nikanzheishiernaode，wozhenxinquanniyiju，zhendebuyaozaiquduqianle，jintianyaobushigebiyanzilaichuanmener，jiushisantiaorenminga，dage，nimenzhenyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan，rangshitouhetietouzabana!”

xudachuanzhabazheyanjing，kanzhezheiershu，xiayishidedianlediantou。

ershujianzijiadagexianranshihaimeitaiqingxing，bianshuoleyijuhaohaoxiuxi，rangshitouzaizheilikanzhe，jiuzoule。

cishiwuneichulesanren，bianzhishitouyiren。

sanrencishizhixiangbashitoujidafachuqu，bianhuxiangshilegeyanse，xuxiaoyuanpingjieduonianmoqi，likejiumingbailefumudeyisi，kaikoushuodao：“dage，ninengbunengbangmangshaodianshui，woxiangxixihuangeyishang。”

dagekeshishitouzijishuode，yinggaibuhuijiaocuoba，xuxiaoyuanxinxiang。

shitouyingleyisheng，jiuchumenshaoshuiqule。

“ba!ma!zenmebana，zheizenmehuishia!”shitouyizou，xuxiaoyuanbianyadishengyinjiaojideshuodao。

xudachuanjixuyilianmengxdehuidao：“wobuzhidaoa!nannan，nizenmebianneimexiaolea!kezheizhangdegennixiaoshihouyebuxianga。”

haiweidengxuxiaoyuanshuohua，zhanglanzhibiandao：“dachuan，niyehuanlegerena，nannan，kuaikankanmama，shibushiyebuyiyangle?”

xuxiaoyuanchenzhongdedianlediantou。

sanrenmianmianxiangqu，yiduzidewenhaobuzhidaocongheshuoqi。

“buhuishi。。。daolepingxingkongjianba?”xuxiaoyuannaozheshiluludenaodai，chiyideshuodao。

“neiwomenzaineibianjiushimeile?!”xudachuanjingkongdeshuodao。

“haihaowomaqunianmeile，buranbaifarensongheifarena!”zhanglanzhishuolezheijuhuazhihouzijiyejuedetingzheyoudianqiguai。

xuxiaoyuankankanlianzhangdebutaishuxidefumu，shuodao：“wodaobutaidanxin，fanzhengwomenyijiatuanmiele。”

sanrenyoushiyizhenyinweiwentitaiduoerbuzhicongheshuoqidechenmo。

xudachuan：“neiwoxianzaijiaosha?”

zhanglanzhi：“womenneibiandefangchanshibushidejiwoditamen?”

xuxiaoyuan：“zheilidewomenchuleshenmeshier?”

sanrentongshihaowumoqidezijiwenzijidao。

又是一阵沉默。

xudachuan：“gangneishitoushiwomenjiade?”

zhanglanzhi：“womenzheihaihuidequma?”

xuxiaoyuan：“banishibushidubole?”

sanrenyoutongshizishuozihuadegezitiwen。

“yigegelai，banixianshuo。”xuxiaoyuanshuodao。

xudachuanzhenglilexiahunluandesilu，wendao：“womenzaizheilijiaosha?”

母女两人摇头。

jiexiaquzhanglanzhiwendao：“neiwomenhaihuidequma?”

父女两人摇头。

xuxiaoyuanwendao：“womenjirandaolezheili，neixianzaizheijiashishenmeqingkuang?”

夫妻两人摇头。

xuxiaoyuanyoudiantoutu，zheishenmedoubuzhidao，zenmenong?

zhengdangsanrennaotoubuyideshihou，menbeituikaile，sanrenqishuashuadekanzhezhanzaimenkoudeshitou，youshiyizhenyanshenjiaocuo，shitouzhanzaimenkoukanzhetamensanrenzheimeshangshangxiaxiazuozuoyouyouquanfangweidedaliangzheziji，bumianjuculeqilai，bianwendao：“die，niang，chunya，nimenzheishizenmele?neige，shuishaohaole，yaobunimenxianhuanyishangba。”shuowanbatuibianxiangpao。

xudachuanlimashuodao：“biezou!niguolai!”

shitouwenyanjiakuailejiaobu。

munverrenqiqikanxiangxudachuan，xudachuannaolenaotou，shuodao：“nimenganmazheimekanzhewo?woshenmedoubuzhidaoa。”

zhanglanzhishuodao：“suanle，xianhuanyifuba，zheierweishengtiaojiankanqilaibutaihao，shengbinglebuzhidaonengbunengzhiliaode。”

zhanglanzhizhiqianshisanjiayiyuanhushizhang，youdianxiaojiepi。

yushixudachuanquyuanzilijimunvlianglinshui，munvliangzeshizhaohuanxiyifu。

buzhaobuzhidao，yizhaoheyitiao，zheiyijudakaidixiajiuliangchuangheiqiqidemianhuatai，yifujiufangzaimianhuataishang，sanshen，yirenyishenzhenghao。

munvliangxianhuanxi，xudachuandengzaifangmenwai，cishidaliangqiyuanzi，qishiyebuyongdaliang，zheidifangyiyanjiunengwangdaotou。

liangjianmaocaowu，dongxiliangbiangedalelianggecaopengzi，yigenonglegelibalimianyanglejizhiji，pangbianfangzhedianchutoupali，yigelimianqilegezaotai，pangbianduizhechai。yuanzilihaiyoukoujing，ganggangtamensanrenjiushibeirencongjinglijiuqilaide。

buguozheishi，xudachuanpiejianleyuanmenkoujiaoluoliyouzhibansibuhuodegou，bianhanlailitabazhangyuanjiazhuangzaimangliudiganhuodeshitou，wendao：“zheigoushizanmenjiade?”

shitouyuanyuandekanleyiyan，yaoleyaotoushuodao：“bushizanmenjiade，buguoyeshicongjinglilaoqilaide。”

shitouqishiyejuedehenqiguai，zheigouyebushitajiade，zenmehuidaotajiajinglilaidao?zaishuo，rentoujingshiyou，kegoutoujingqueconglaimeitingshuoguo。

xudachuanhenjingya，nandaozheitugoujiushizhiqianzhuangshangdegou?genzhewomenyiqilaile?

xudachuanzoudaotugoupangbian，bagoubaoleqilai，rangshitouzaijipengpangbianjitafanglediandaocao，tazhunbeijiubagouxiananzhizaizheili，fanzhengyoucaopeng，xiayuyelinbuzhe，zheigounengbunenghuojiukantazijidele。

shitoukanzhetadieanzhineigou，juededieturanyoudianqiguai，anzhaotadieyiguandezuofeng，baidelaidegou，zheishibuyinggaishagouchirouma?weishahaiyaoanzhita?

erqiezhiqiandienianghechunyakantadeyanshenyehenqiguai，sanrencongbeijiushanglaidaoxianzaijiutouzheyiguguguai。

shitouzhenganziqiguai，xudachuananzhihaolegou，youxiangxiangshitoulejiexiadangxiadaodishigeshenmeqingkuang，gangxiangkaikou，xuxiaoyuandakailefangmen，handao：“b……die，kuaiquhuanxixiaba，wohaole。”

“e^，laile，neishenme，nvera，nigennigehaohaoliaoliao。”shuowanchaoxuxiaoyuantailexiameimao，xuxiaoyuanyechaoxudachuantailexiamei，gezidoudongle。