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小说简介

duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《cizhihuicungaoduanju，wojingwadaole“xiangtuyingdi” 》shiyibenquanmianwanjiedejiazuo，cuihualixiuyingshiwenlichuchangdeguanjianrenwu，“donglegeding”dadanaodongdakai，chuangzuodegushiqingjieshifenhaokan：huilaigao“hulianwangjianongye”dechuangyexiangmu，tingzhetinggaoji，tamensuiranbanxinbanyi，danerzihuilaizongguishigaoxingde。huicundiertian，womeishigan，huangdaocunzhongxin……

精彩章节

lingchensandiandebangongshi，shoujipingmuliangdehuangyan。weixinliaotiankuangli，

zuihouyitiaoshiwoneidizhonghailaobanfade：“xiaolin，fanganwokanle，siluhaixing，dangejudezaidakaidian，

zanmenzaiwanggaoletiti，duibiaoxiaxingyedingjian，mingtianjiwogenengdabaidebanben。”wojiaolinfeng，ershiwusui，

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zheihuierwodingzhediannaoshangbiaozhe“zuizhongban-v108”deppt，taiyangxuetututiaodelihai，

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jiazuqun【xingfuyijiaren】danchuxinxiaoxi。diankaiyikan，shiwoyuanfangyima，lianzhefahaojitiao，

shijingerxuanyaotaerzi——woneigangkaoshangjiedaobangongwuyuandebiaodi。“aiyo，haishitizhineiwendang，

wojiaxiaohuizheisuanshiduanshangtiefanwanle！wuxianyijindouanzuigaobiaozhunjiao，chaojiuwanwubujiaban，

zhaoduixiangdoubibierenrongyiduole！@quantichengyuandajiadoulaizhanzhanxiqia！

”jinjiezheyouzhuanmen@wobama：“@fengtaba@fengtamahaishideranghaizikaogong，

xiaofengzaidagongsitingzhefengguang，duoleia，shuocaiyuanjiucaile，xinlibutashi！

”wobamajiuhuilegegangayoukeqideweixiaobiaoqing。yiguwuminghuo“cheng”dicuandaotianlinggai，

shaodewonaozifameng。bangongshilijingdeheren，jiushengjixiangwengwengzhuandeshengyin，genwoxinlidehuoqizhuangzaiyikuaier，

genwushengpaoxiaoside。ppt、kpi、okr，

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ledewokuaichuanbushangqi。woxilekoumanshikafeiweierhejiaolvdekongqi，

shouzhizaijianpanshangqiaodepilipalaxiang——meigaippt，fandaozaiyoujianzhengwenliqiaoleyixingzi：“wangzong，

shijiezheimeda，woxiangchuqukankan。zheishiwodecizhixin，jintianjiushengxiao，jiaojiedeshierwofanggongxiangwendanglile。

zhuhao。”xiewan，wonuolenuoshubiao，dianlefasong。“sou”yisheng，

youjianfasongchenggongdetishiyinzaianjingdebangongshilitebieqingchu。wowangyizishangyikao，zhangzhangtulekouqi，

ganjuezhenggerendouqingle，lianlinghundousongkuaile。duizhekongqi，wotoutouxiaolexiao，xinlima：“qutadegeju！

zheipobansheiaijiasheijia！laozibusihoule！huicun！paidianzhengchangrennengkanlededongxi！”cizhihouguolesantian，

wotuozhexinglixiang，zhongyuzhanzailecunkouneikelaohuaishuxia——xiaoshihoupaguowushucideneike。

kongqiliquanshinituheqingcaodeweier，erbianshijijiaogoufei，zaiyebushichenglideqichelabasheng。wogenbamashuo，

huilaigao“hulianwangjianongye”dechuangyexiangmu，tingzhetinggaoji，tamensuiranbanxinbanyi，

danerzihuilaizongguishigaoxingde。huicundiertian，womeishigan，huangdaocunzhongxindexiaomaibumenkou，xiangmaibaoyan，

shunbianganshouxiahaojiumeitiyandemanrizi。jieguo，wozhuangjianleyichangnengdang“yingshimingchangmian”dechaojia。

zhujiaoshicunkou“qingbaozhanzhanzhang”zhangcuihuaayi，liushisuile，jingshentoutebiezu。

duishoushixiaomaibulaobanzhaolaokou。qiyinjiushiyibaoyan，chayimaoqian。“zhaolaokou！nizheijiubudidaolea！

”cuihuaayichazheyao，sangmenyouliangyoujian，quancundounengtingjian，“gebicunlaoliujiamaiyikuaiwu，

nizheierjiumaiyikuailiu？nidanganmencunlirenbushangwang，buzhidaojiashiba？nizheijiaoqifuren！

”zhaolaokouyebushiruo，gengzhebozishuo：“zhangcuihua！nibiezaizheierhujiaomanchan！wozheiyanshizhengguiqudaojinde，

youyunfeichengben！niaimaibumai！”“aiyowei，haiyunfeichengben？nibujiushiqigesanlunchequzhenshangpidehuoma？

dangwokanbujian？nizheichengbenli，shibushihaibanizaoshanghedeneiwandoufunao、jiadeneishaolajiaoyoudousuanjinqule？

”“ni……nichuncuihulai！”“wohulai？jintianzheiyan，jiuyikuaiwu，nimaibumai？

bumaiwoxianzaijiujiwoguinvdadianhua，rangtacongchenglijiyixianghuilai，youfeidoubinizheichajiabianyi！

”liangrenniyijuwoyiju，qingxutezu，jiezouyeganghao。cuihuaayicongjiangdaoli，daosuanchengben，

zaidao“daganqingpai”：“laozhaoa，zanmendanglinjujishinianle，nizhiyuzheimekouma？

”zuihouhaishangshengdao“nizheishipohuaicunlihemu”。biaoqingbianlaibianqu，huashuodeyouhenyouzhun，

lianshoubihuadedongzuodoudaowei，genyandujiaoxiside，bidianshilihaihaokan！wodunzaipangbiankan，yanjingdoukanzhile。

zheiqingxu、zheitaici、zheishuoruxijiuruxidebenshi……shenmesitannisilafusijineitao，haiyoushafangfapai，

zaicuihuaayizheitianshengdehaoyanjimianqian，quanbaiji！tayaoshiquhengdian，neixiezhuanmenyanpolajiaosedeyanyuan，

genbenmeifanchi！zhengganshangzheichang“chaojiadaxi”naodaozuixiongdeshihou，pangbianlushang，

wangjianguodayeqianzhetajialaohuangniu，manmanyouyouzouguolai。wangdayepingshibuaishuohua，lianshangquanshizhouwen，

kanzhejiutebieyougushi。tameishenmebiaoqing，jiuwangchaojiadefangxiangpieleyiyan。jiuzheiyiyan！neiyanshen，

youshenyoujing，haidaizhegu“womeishengqidannidepa”dejinger。pangbianbenlaigenzhejiao、bangqiangsidejitiaotugou，

choujianzheiyanshen，limabujiaole，jiazheweibajiupao。lianzhaolaokoudeqishi，doumomingailebanjie，

shengyindouxiaoledian。woxinzang“gedeng”yixia！zheiqizhi、zheiyanshen！

zheibujiushiwangshangduanjulineizhong“yintuidalao”“xiangcunzhanshen”ma？buyongshuohua，

yigeyanshenjiunengrangrennaobuchusanwanzidegushi——birutanianqingshihouyouduoniu，xianzaiweishazangzaicunli。

woxinlifengkuanghan：“wodetian！zheidoushibaoa！xingzoudebaozangyanyuan！haolaiwudoudejitamenfaaosika，

hengdiandougaijitamenbanzhongshenchengjiujiang！wozhiqianhaichoupaisha，zheixianchengdeyanyuanbanzi，

bujiushiweishuangwenduanjuzhunbeidema？！”yigefengkuangdexiangfazaiwonaozilimaochulai，yuexiangyueqingchu，

yuexiangyuejuedekaopu。wo“cheng”dizhanqilai，yanyewanglemai，zhibenxiaomaibupangbiandecaitan，

chenglesanjinzuihaodepingguo，youqushushidianqielebanzhishaoe。ranhoutizhezheixie“houli”，

lianshangduizhezuishizaidexiao——shenzhiyoudiantaohaodeyisi，

chaozhegangchaoying、zhengchuaizheyikuaiwumaideyanzhunbeihuijiadecuihuaayi，

haiyouzhengyaoqianniuzoudewangjianguodayepaoguoqu。“cuihuashen！jianguoshu！denghuier！denghuier！

”woxiaopaozhezhuishangtamen。liangrentingxiajiaobu，yihuodikanzhewo，haiyouwoshoulimingxianshi“songli”dedongxi。

“shixiaofenga，zale？youshier？”cuihuaayishuohuahaishineimekuai。

wobadongxiwangtashoulisai：“shenzi、shu，wogangcaikannimen……jiushigangcaishuohuaneijinger，wotebieshouchudong！

yougetebiehaodeshier，xianggennimenshangliangxia！”“shahaoshi？nizhongcaipiaole？

”wangdayemenshengmenqiwenleyiju。“bizhongcaipiaohaihao！”woyadishengyin，guyizhuangdeshenmidian，

“woxiangqingnimendangmingxing！paidianying！jiushizaishoujishangkandeneizhongduanju！”“sha？”liangrenyiqikaikou，

cuihuaayideyanjingdengdegentonglingside，wangjianguodayedemeitouyenandetiaoleyixia，kanzhetingyiwai。

“paidianying？anmen？xiaofengnimeifashaoba？”cuihuaayishenshoujiuxiangmowoetou，kankanwoshibushinaozihuaile。

“womeifashao，qingxingzheni！”woduokaitadeshou，yuqitebiejidong，“shenzi，

jiuningangcaigenzhaolaobanneigujinger、neiqichang，juele！shu，ningangcaineiyanshen，wogenninshuo，

xianzaizuihuodedianshijunanzhu，doumeininyoufaner！”woganjinchenredatie，

yegenlaobanside“huabing”：“zanmenbupaineixiekanbudongdeyishupian，jiupailaobaixingaikande、kanzheguoyinde！

biru《zhanshenhuicun，faxianguinvzhuzhuquan》，haiyou《zhuixurenbule，zhongyutanpaile》！

shenzininjiuyanneizhongshiliyandeyuemu，huozhehuaixinyandehouma，shuninjiuyanneizhongzangzhebenshidelaozhanshen！

baozhenghaokan！”cuihuaayihaishibanxinbanyi，danyanjingliyijingyoulexingqu，

wen：“paizheiwanyier……jibujiqian？”“ji！kendingji！”wopaizhexiongfubaozheng，“anchangsuanqian，

yichangxijiyibaikuai！haiguanfan！lianghunliangsu，kendingyoujitui！”wangjianguodayezhuomolehuier，kanlekanwo，

youkanlekanyilianxingfendecuihuaayi，manmanwen：“guanyanbu？”“guan！huaziguangou！”woyeshixialexueben，

zhijieyingxialai。cuihuaayiyanzhuzhuanlezhuan，mingxiandongxinle，danhaimeisongkou，jiezhewen：“yitianpaijichang？

duojiujieyicizhang？haiyou，paiwanlezhennengchengmingxing？gendianshilineixierenyiyang？”woxiaole，

zhidaozheishierchengleyiban。“shenzi、shu，zanmenxianshiyici。chengle，zanmenjiuzuge‘shancunyingye’，

ninerweijiushichuangshiren！daoshihouguanggaoshangdepaiduisongqian，zanmencundounengchengwanghongdakadi！bucheng，

jiudangpeiwowanyitang，gongzizhaoyangji，fanzhaoyangguan，yanyezhaoyanggou！

”xiyangbawomensangerendeyingziladelaozhang，sazaitulushang。cuihuaayihewangjianguodayeduishiyiyan，

neiyanshenlitouzheyizhong“zheiwahaoxiangyoudiansha，dantingzhehaoxiangbukui”demoqi，meishuohuajiudachengleyizhi。

cuihuaayiyibazhuaguowoshoulideshaoe，sangmenyouliangle：“zhong！neiwojiupeiniwanwan！shashihoukaipai？

”wokanzhetamenliang，xinlitebiejidong，ganjuehunshendoushijinger。wozheixiangcunshuangwenduanjudetanzi，

jiucongzheibaoyan、banzhishaoe，haiyouneiju“jibujifanchi”kaishi，suanshizhengshidaqilaile！

cuihuashenneisheng“zhong！”yichukou，zhijielakailewogao“xiangcunduanjudiguo”dejiashi。

zheixiaoxichuandebicunkoudalabahaikuai，budaobantian，

quancunrendouzhidaole：laolinjianeigezaichenglidagongsizhengqiandexiaozi，huilaihouhaoxiang“mozheng”le，

yaolazhecuihuashenhejianguoshupai“shoujilikandedianying”。wobamakanwodeyanshenyebianle，

yikaishihaidanxinwochuangyexinku，

houlaizhijiechenglexinteng——neiyanshenmingbaizhe“haizishibushizaichengliaohuailenaozi”。

wobatoutousaijiwoliangqiankuaiqian，paizhewojianbangshuo：“xiaofenga，yaobuzanqushiliyiyuanguagejingshenkekankan？

bieyingcheng。”woyouhaoqiyouhaoxiao，danxinliteyoudi：nimenbudong，zheijiaomeirenqiangdehaoshichang！

zheijiaoyongzandeyoushidabierenderuodian！diertian，wode“shancunyingye”kailediyicichoubeihui，

didianjiuzaiwojiayuanzili。hexinchengyuanjiusa：guanshieryoudangzhuyandezhangcuihua，zhuyanwangjianguo，

haiyoutingshuozheishierlaicourenaodecaifenglixiuyingayi。wobanlaixiaoheiban，

shangmianshiwoyongyiqianzuopptdebenshihuadejianyiguihuatu。“geweishushen，zanzheixiangmujintiansuanzhengshiqidongle！

”woqingleqingsangzi，jinliangzhuangchudaoyandeyangzi，“zandiyibuxibixuyixiazijiuhuo！

suoyiwoxuanlegekendingnengbaodeticai——《zhanshenhuicun，faxiannverzhugouwo！

》”wodagaijiangleqingjie：wangjianguoshuyandezhanshentuiyinhuicun，faxiannverbeiebaqifu，

zhudedifanggengouwoyiyang，zhanshenqihuaile，hanlaiyiqiandexiongdi，henhenbaolechou。qingjieshitinggouxue，

dankanzhejiuguoyin。wangjianguoshuchouzhehanyan，tingwanzhouzhemeishuo：“weishazhugouwo？tadiewohaihuozhe，

bunengjitazugefang？”woganjinjieshi：“shu，zheijiaoxijuchongtu，jiushiweilexiandenincan，

houmianbaofadeshihoucaigoushuang！”zhangcuihuashenyanjingyixiaziliangle：“baozupo？shibushitexiong、tekoumenneizhong？

zheiwoshua！marendecieryongtiqianbeibu？wozijixiabianxingbuxing？”wolianmangdiantou：“xing！taixingle！

shenzi，ninjiunachuneitiangenzhaolaobanchaojiayibandejinger，zheijiaosejiuwenle！

”lixiuyingayicouguolaiwen：“neiyifuzaban？zhanshenchuansha？baozupochuansha？”wodashouyihui：“xiuyingshen，

zheijiudekaoninle！yaodejiushineizhong……tuqiyouyangqideganjue！zhanshenbuyongchuankuijia，

jiuchuanjianguoshupingshineijianjiuzhongshanzhuang，dandechuanchuyougushidecangsanggan！baozupoyaochuanchuyouqianmeipindeyangzi，

yuehuayuehao！”lixiuyingshenzhuomolehuier，shuo：“huashao……wojiaxiangzidiyazhekuaihongdiyindamudandebeimian，

nikannengyongbu？”woyanjingyiliang：“juele！jiuyongta！xiuyingshen，ninyihoujiushizanjuzudeshouxifuzhuangshi，