jiangqizhilinmiaoxishiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zhidaotafaxianleyibenshenmiderijiben，zheichengweiletamingyundezhuanzhedian。zaicaocongdahuojiandexiaoshuo《di1zhang00houdangxiaozhang》zhong，jiangqizhilinmiaoxibeijuanruleyigechongmanmituanheweixiandeshijianzhizhong。tajiangmianlinwushudetiaozhanhedirendezhuiji，jiekaiyinzangzaiyinyingzhongdezhenxiang。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuokourenxinxian，yijincoudeqingjiehejingcaidemiaoxielingduzhezhemi，“suoyizaiwodexuexiaoli，woxiwangxueshengdushu，jiukuaikuailelededushuhaole，buyongquxiangneixiekaoshi，buyongquguanneixieyiyangde……。
bijingshizhibo，bunengxiangxunxueshengyiyangzhijiexunchi，qiannanzhengxiaozhangduizhejingtouchenshengdao：“zheizhongxuexifangfashiwomentongguoshijianzongjiechulaide，xiaoguofeichanghao！”
“fanshibunengxiangdangran，yaoshijianchuzhenzhi！”
zheihuayichu，zhijieranghenduowangyoupodafang：
“shijianchuzhenzhi？zenme，qifuwomenmeiduguoshu，bushizheimeshijianguolaidema？”
“zheixiefangfadequeyouyidingzuoyong，danzhiduishaoshurenyouxiaoba？”
“jiushi，zheifangfayaoshizhenyouxiao，nayouneimeduozhuankesheng？”
“gaokaobenlaijiushiyitiaoxuelu，nenggoushachuzhongweide，wangwangdoushineixietiancaixueshen，hefeichangnulideyouxiuxueba！”
“beizheizhongjixingdejiaoyupeiyangchulaiderencai，zhendenenggouzaofushehuima？”
“xianzaidexuexiao，douzhizhuiqiufenshu，congbuguanxinxueshengdexinlijiankang，buzhidaojinniangaokao，youyaosiduoshaoren！”
“taikepale，wodoubuzhidaodangnianzijishizenmeaoguolaide。”
“yinweibanshangfenzhongdianbandeshihou，wokaoshifahuishichang，diaodaoleputongban，beifumuyidunshuluo，daozhiwoxianzaiyizhidouhenzibei。”
jiandaobushaoguankanzhibodewangyouqingxujianjianshikong，sihubeichuozhongletongchu。
jiemuzuganjinqiehuanzhupingmu，jiangwudoushiyanzhongxuezheibianderedujiangxialai。
qidaiguanchashineibianzaodiankaishi，bijingxianchangdenvzhuchiren，haokanshihaokan，danshikongchangshilihaishibutaigou。
shoudaoxiaoxidelinmiaoxi，zhidaozhupingmuqiedaozijizheibianle，ganjinzhihuishexiangdaqijingshen。
jingtouqian，jiangqizhizhengzoudaoshitangchuangkouqian，zhunbeiganfan：
“ayi，laiyilongbaozi，yigeludan，yibeidoujiang！”
jiangqizhizhijiedianlezijixihuanchide，ranhouduilinmiaoxidengrenwendao：
“nimenxiangchishenme？suibiandian，woqingke！”
linmiaoxigangadexiaolexiao：“buyongle，xiexie~”
zijihaihaobaochilianghaodeyitai，nanengzaijingtouqianchifan？
womenxianzaikeshizaizhiboni！
ninengbunengheqitaliangweixiaozhangyiyang，baichunidelingdaoweiyanlaia！
linmiaoxituranfaxianleyigedian，xunwendao：
“jiangxiaozhang，wofaxianleyigeqiguaideshi，nigangganghaoxiangmeiyouyongfanka？shishualiandema？”
jiangqizhizirandedianlediantou：“meicuo，jiushishualiande。”
zheihuayichu，ziranyinqileguanzhongdetaolunyuwang：
“duiyo，zheinvzhuchirenguanchahaozixi，bushuowodoumeizhuyi，haoxiangganggangjiangxiaozhangqueshimeishuafanka？”
“xiangshani？xiaozhanghaixuyaoshuafanka？dangranshishualianjiuxingle？”
“zheiyetaimeiguijuleba？xiaozhangjiunengbufuqianle？neishitangzuihouduizhang，qibushiduibushang？”
“meicuo，xiaozhangdaitouraoluanshitangshuakazhixu，haiyaoqingjiemuzuchifan，zheibushilanyongtequan？！”
“zheijiexiaozhangbuxing，lianyandoubuyanyixiade！”
danmuhaizaitaolun，ganggangzhunbeikaishiqianzejiangqizhi，jiutingdaojiangqizhideshengyinjixudao：
“buguangshiwo，zhenggexuexiao，bulunxueshenghaishilaoshi，dajiadoushishualiande！”
“daren，shidaibianle！”
“zheiniantoule，sheihaishuafankaa，doushizhijieshualiande！”
“kanneibian，yougeshexiangtou，meigechuangkoushangdouyouzhinengxianshiping，shualianjiunengxianshizijideedu。”
suizhejiangqizhidehuayu，jingtouhendongshidezhuanxiangshitangchuangkou。
guobuqiran，meigeshitangchuangkouqian，douyouyikuaibantoumingdezhinengxianshiping。
ganggangjiangqizhiqucandechuangkouchu，haixianshizhejiangqizhideshuailianzhao。
“yuanlairuci，zheigexuexiaodexueshenghaoxingfua，buyongdanxindiufankadewentile！shiwozuojingguantianle！”
“duiwa，xiangdangchu，wofankalihaiyousanbaiduokuaiqian，diulexintenglewoyixueqi！”
“meicuo，fankachongduoledanxindiu，chongshaoleyouyongdekuai，xuyaopinfanchong，shizaishiyoudianjileile。”
“kejijinbule，shiwoluowule……”
linmiaoxilianseyeshiyihong，yuanlaishizijiwuhuile，nongchuzheimegewulong，ganjinjijiangqizhidaoqian：
“shiwocuoguaijiangxiaozhangle，jiangxiaozhangduibuqi！”
“江校长对不起！”
“江校长对比起！”
“江校长对比起！”
zhibojianpiaoguode，doushiduijiangxiaozhangdedaoqiandanmu。
jiangqizhibailebaishou，xianranmeiyoufangzaixinshang。
jiemuzuweilezhuanyiganga，shexiangdagewendao：“jiangxiaozhang，zanmenxuexiaozenmejingqiaoqiaode？xueshengshimeiyouzaoduma？”
shexiangdagezheiyiwen，danmudunshizaicihuoyueleqilai：
“duiwa，shexiangdagewenchulewozaojiuyihuodewenti，doukuai6dianle，zenmehaijingqiaoqiaode？xueshengbuhuihaimeilaiba?”
“xiaozhangtainianqinga，bijingshi00hou，hennanfuzhongde，kongpaxueshenggenbenbutingtade，suoyicaidouchidaobulaideba？”
“guandebuyan，hennanchuchengjidea！”
“ai！zheizuogaozhongxinjianmeijinian，dizibenlaijiubo，xianzaiguandehaisong，kongpashiyaodiandile……”
suiranzaifankazheijianshishangwuhuilejiangqizhi，danbuyingxiangguanzhongmendoubukanhaozheizuoxuexiaodexuexi。
jiangqizhijiangjidanyanxiaqu，lisuodangrandehuidao：“zheimezao，xueshengmendangranhaizaixiuxia！”
摄像大哥：？？？
林妙熙：？？？
直播间观众：？？？
biedexuexiaodouzaodubantianle，nimenxuexiaoxueshenghaizaixiuxi？
haiyifulisuodangrandeyangzi，renweihenzao？
jiemuzuheguanzhongmendoumengquanle。
“jiangxiaozhang，zaoshanghaoya~！”
zheishi，cantingmenkouchuanlaicuishengshengdenvsheng。
jingtousuizhizhuanyiguoqu，jiujiandaocantingmenkou，jinlaiyimingzhazheshuangmawei，chuanzhelanbaisexiaofu，hunshenshangxiayangyizheqingchunqixidenvgaozhongsheng。
“是小雪啊！”
jiangqizhimeitouyizhou：“nizenmelaizheimezao？xianzaizhengchuyufayuqi，yaoxiuxihaocaishi。”
nvshengbuhaoyisidedao：“ninyezhidao，woshuimianshao，daolewudianduojiushuibuzhele。”
jiangqizhiyemeiyouduoshuoshenme。
zhibojiandeguanzhongdouduixiaonvshengbaozhemodadetongqing：
“zheinvhaizhiweimianyetaidanchunleba？chidaolejuranhaiganhexiaozhangdazhaohu！”
“jiushi！tameikandaojiangxiaozhangdouzaizhoumeima？chayanguansedoubuhui！”
“wogandadu，dengsidixia，jiangxiaozhangkendinghuizhaozheinvshengbaofuhuilai！”
“加一！”
“zheimedanchunhaopiandenvhaizhi，woyexiangqupianyigehuilai！”
“你可真刑！”
linmiaoxijianjiangqizhisihuduichidaodeshiqing，guandehenkuansong，renbuzhudao：
“jiangxiaozhang，chidaosuiranbushishenmedashi，danhenyingxiangxuexide，ninbuduoguanguanma？”
jiangqizhiyilianyihuodehuiwen：“shenmechidao？”
“xianzaihaimeiyoudaozaodudeshihoua？”
林妙熙更加蒙圈了！
……
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栏目：都市
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