《di1zhangganggangchuyujiuyoulenver》shiyibulingrenxindongdedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youshimiansanyeqiaomiaogousi。gushijiangshulejiangyuhanfeimengmengzaiyiciourandeshijianzhongtashangleyiduanwujindemaoxianzhilv。jiangyuhanfeimengmengjiangmianduigezhongweixianhemiti，bingjieshileyiqundaoyiheyouyidehuoban。tongguozhihui、yongqiheyili，jiangyuhanfeimengmengzhujianfaxianlezijidezhenzhengshiming，bingweizhifendoudaodi。“nijiushiwodequanshijie，yihou，meiyourenzaikeyishanghaini。”jiangyubaozhemengmeng，zhuanshenliqu，yanshenyujiayinleng：“nver，wohuirangsuoyoushanghainiderenfuchucan……jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
hunandebaoxiangnei，quandoushishiti、xianxueyijibeikanduandesizhi，rutongrenjianlianyu。
cibidexuexingwei，lingyuetaoweibuyizhenfangun，chadiantulechulai。
zheili，fashengleshenme？？
“呜呜呜！”
huran，anjingdebaoxiangnei，xiangqileheihudeshengyin，yinweishetoubeige，meibanfashuohua，zhinengtongguozheizhongfangfajinxingqiujiu。
“黑虎！”
henkuai，yuetaobianfaxianlerenqunzhongdeheihu，likeminglingliangweishouxia，jiangqicongshitiduilizhuailechulai。
huidaoganjingdebaoxianghou，yuetaokanzhebeidaduanshuangtui，shetoubeigediaodeheihu，lianseyansudao：“heihu，daodifashengleshenme？”
“呜呜呜呜！”
heihugenbenshuobuchulaihua。
“shibushijiangyuzuode？”
yuetaohencongming，likecaicechu，heihuweihehuibianchengzheigemoyang。
heihuyilianjingxi，jinjiezheyanzhongranshaoqixiongxiongnuhuo，ta‘wuwu’shengyingengdajifen，huoxushiyinweiqingxujidongdeyuangu，tazhiganjuekouqiangyitian，dangjipenchuyikouxianxue。
“呜呜呜！”
heihujixuqiujiu，taxiangyaohuoxiaqu。
yuetaomingbaileheihudeyisi，danzhishipieleyiyanheihu，bingmeiyouzuochurenhefanying。
qichu，taxiangjieyongheihu，laishadiaojiangyu。
meixiangdao，jiangyuzheixiaozijingranyouliangxiazi，bujinshalezheimeduoren，haibaheihudachengzheigeyangzi。
kanlai，taxiaoqiaojiangyulea！
“yigefeiwu，haixianghuoxiaqu？”
huran，yuetaolianseyibian，yijiaojiangheihucaizaidishang，mouguangzhongmimanzheshaji，jugaolinxiadao：“nishenweilushijituanlueryexinfu，lianzheidianshidoubanbuhao，lueryekendinghuihenshengqi，wobangtajiejuelenizheigefeiwu！”
huaba，yuetaonachushouqiang，erhuameishuo，zhijiekoudonglebanji。
两枪爆头！
heihurutonglanniyibandaodi，mouguangzhizhongchongmanlenanyizhixinzhise。
erhou，yuetaonachudianhuabodachuqu：“wei，luerye，woshiyuetao，jinihuibaoyijianshi，nishouxiadajiangheihu，beiyigejiaozuojiangyudejiahuojishale……haiyoujishigexiaodi，yedousile！”
……
“呜呜呜！”
“didi，nizongsuanchulaile，jie，xiangsinile。”
likaiheihujiubahou，jiangnianpazaijiangyuhoubeishang，tongkuliulei。
meiyidiyanleizhong，doubaohanzhezheixieniansuoshoudeweiqu，yijiduijiangyudesinian。
jiangyubeizhejiangnianxingzouzaidajieshang，sudubingbukuai，danmeiyigejiaobudoutebiedewenzhong，tadao：“jie，xianzaiwohuilaile，yihou，meiyourenzaikeyiqifuni，wobaohuniyibeizi！”
zheijuhua，rangjiangniankudegengxiongle。
“爸爸！”
zheishi，zaiyijianaichadiandengdaidemengmeng，qiaojianlejiangyu，likebaozhedabeinaichapaolechuqu，dangtakandaobababeizheyiweiayishi，taqingchedeyanjingzhong，fuxianchuyimoyihuo。
talijiepaoleguoqu，wendao：“baba，zheiweiayishishei？”
“萌萌，喊姑姑！”
江羽严肃道。
“gugu！”mengmenghentinghua，danshiqingchedemouzilimanshiyihuo，taconglaibuzhidaozijihaiyougugu。
tongyang，jiangniankanzhexiaoxiaodemengmeng，manshileishuidelianshangyechongmanlemangran，dao：“xiaohanyu，zheiweishi？”
“jie，tajiaozuomengmeng，shinideqinzhinv！”
江羽回答道。
亲侄女？？
轰隆！
zheisangezi，rutongjingleiyiban，henhenpizaijiangniannaodaishang，shunjianshiquyiqiesikaonengli。
弟弟的女儿？
talikecongjiangyubeishangtiaoxialai，dunzaimengmengmianqian，daliangpiankehou，tareleiyingkuang，wulunshibizihaishizuiba，hedididouxiangshicongyigemozikechulaideyiyang。
太像了！
实在太像了！
“mengmeng，woshinigugua。”
jiangnianqingxutaiguojidong，zhijiejiangmengmengyongzaihuaizhong，dakuqilai。
zheisannianlai，tawanquanbeiheihuqiujinzaijiubazhong，duiyuwaijiedeshiqing，yigaibuzhi，tameixiangdao，zijizaojiuyouyigeqinzhinv。
chuledidichuyu，huoxu，zheishishangtianjitazuihaodeliwuleba！
“爸爸！”
mengmengbeijiangniansisibaozhu，keaideliandanshangfuxianchuyisijingkongzhise，shentijinbengbengde，bugandong。
jiangyulijiejiejiedexinqing，fumucansihou，youbeihuairenqiujinlezuzusannianduo，meitiandeshenghuorutongdiyu，erxianzai，gangchulai，jiudezhizijizuogugule。
jidongdexinqing，nanyiyongyuyanxingrong。
“jie，nihedaomengmengle！”
jiangyujianmengmengdaqibuganchuan，likeshangqianshuodao。
wenyan，jiangnianlianseyibian，likeshenshoumoxiangliandan，dangtafaxianmianshadiaoluohou，yanzhongshanguoyimojinghuangzhise，likesongkaimengmeng，xianghoutuileliangbu。
tazheimechou，kendingshihedaobaobeizhinvle。
congtayanzhongkeyikandaonongnongzibeizhise。
“jie，womeiyouzheigeyisi，woshi……”
jianzhuang，jiangyumingbai，kendingshijiejiewuhuile，talikeshangqianjieshi，keshi，dangkandaojiejieneishouzuwucuodeyangzi，zhiganjuexinrudaojiaobandetong，daozuibiandehua，chichimeiyoushuochulai。
“gugu，nilianshangdewanxia，haomeia！”
zheishi，mengmengpudaojiangnianhuaizhong，bingqieshuochuleyijulingrenjiqinuanxindeyijuhua。
jiangyuyileng，taitouwangqu，qiaqiaokandaoyangguangluozaijiangnianlianshangdebahenshangmian，zaiyangguangdezhaoyaoxia，bahenzhendexiangjilexiyangxixiashidewanxiayiban。
jiangyumeiyouzaishuohua，yinweitazhidao。
buguanzijishuoduoshaoanweidehua，douburuxiaozhinvdeyijuguguhaomei。
buchuyiwai，jiangnianxianshiyileng，ranhoubaozhumengmengkuleqilai，ermengmengxianggedarenyiyang，paizhejiangniandehoubei，naishengnaiqidao：“wodeguguhebierenbuyiyang，tabeitianshiwenguo，zailianshangliuxialeyiduobierendoumeiyoudewanxia，wodegugu，haomeia！！”
江念哭的更凶了！
zaimengmengdeanweixia，henkuaijiangnianjiuhuifulezhengchang，lianshangyeyoulexiaorong，tayihuowendao：“xiaoyu，wohenxiangzhidao，niruyusinian，zenmechulai，jiuyouhaizile？”
“她妈妈是韩菲。”
jiangyushuochuleyigelingjiangnianwubizhenjingdemingzi。
“什么？”
jiangnianruzaoleipi，cengjing，zaijiangyuruyuzhihou，taweilejiudidichulai，jingchangpaoquzhaohanfei，duifangyeyuanyijijipeihe，zhengqurangjiangyuzaodianchuyu，tameixiangdao，hanfeijingranhuailejiangjiadehaizi。
“hanfeizaishenmedifang，zenmemeiyouhenizaiyiqi？shibushihenmang？”
wenyan，jiangyuxianruchenmo，jiezhezaikoudaizhong，nachuyibaikuaiqiandijimengmeng，dao：“mengmeng，qujigugumaigehanbaoqu。”
“我也想吃！”
“那你也买一个。”
“keyijiayibeizhenzhunaichama？”
“可以！”
dedaotongyihou，mengmengnazhechaopiao，bengbengdadadepaoxianghanbaodian，haizizhenhao，zhiyaoyoumeishi，jiubuhuiyoufannao，qiaqia，mengmenghaishigechihuo！！
erhou，jiangyukanxiangjiangnian，qingshengdao：“tamangzhejiaruhaomen，mangzheruhedusizijidenver，mangzhe，ruherangwodaizhemengmenglikaisucheng，yongyuandoubuyaohuilaini。”
jiangnianganshoudaolejiangyuyuqizhongdeyuannian，talikedao：“nishibushiwuhuihanfeile？zhiqian，niruyuzhihou，tajijipeihewo，ruherangnijianxing，ruherangnijinkuaichulai。”
“jie，youxieren，doushihuibiande！”
“cengjingdeta，huoxushigexindishanliang，danchundeguniang，danxianzai，tabuzaishidangniandetale，xianzaideta，jiushiyigemainvqiurong，yigeshexiexinchangdeexinnvren！”
“yihou，mengmenghetazaiwuguanxi，tashiwoyigerendenver！”
jiangyuniejinshuangquan，shenshangmimanzhekongbushaqi，rudiyuguilaidemoguiyiban。
“wojuede，qizhongyidingyouwuhui！”
zheishi，jiangniannaohaizhongfuxianchuneigezhidaojiangyujinjianyu，yilianjiaoji，shenzhikuqidenvhai。
tabuxin，dangchuneigexindishanliangdeguniang，huibianderucikepa。
“jie，buyaozaishuole。”
jiangyudaduanlejiangniandehua，dao：“zanmenhuijiaba！”
“women……neihaiyoujiaa！”
jiangnianshuohuadeshengyin，doukaishifazhanle。
“wojidebamaweinizhunbeidejiazhuang，shiyitaobieshuba，neitaobieshu，bujiushizanmendejiama？”
江羽立刻问道。
tidaobieshu，jiangnianlianseyibian，yanleibadabadayouluolexialai，tashengyinzhongchongmanleyuanhen，dao：“beineigelangxingoufeidejinfengjipianzoule！！”
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