《di1zhangwoyouyigenver》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，moyutingfengyinbixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“laoda，nizouba，yinideshili，meiyourennenggoulandezhuni！”“shia，laoda，dengyihoujixiongdimenbao……
“zhongyuhuilaile，wodoukuaileisile！”
jinyangxiaoqumenkou，yigezhangfapiaopiaodemeinvxialechuzuche，tachuanzheyundongfu，shenleyigelanyao，shenshangdaizheyiguqingchunyangguangdehuoli！
“zheigeshihou，bamayinggaihaizaidianli，wozhenghaoxianhuiqushuigelanjue，dengwanshangzaiqucengfan！”
zhangqiandexiaosuanpandadehenxiang，maizheqingkuaidebufa，chaozhejializouqu。
henkuai，zhangqianlaidaolejiamenkou。
tashuliandetaochuleyaochi，ranhoucha/jinyaochikong，xiayimiao，tadelianshangfuxianchujingedebiaoqing！
转不动！
这怎么可能呢？
“nandaoshiwonacuoleyaochima？”
zhangqianlianmangjianchaleyixia，meicuoa，zheigeshizijiadeyaochia！
danshiweishenmedabukaimenni？
nandaoshuobamazheijitianhuanmensuolebucheng？
zheigeshihou，zhangqianyinyuedetingdaolelimianchuanlailedianshijideshengyin！
“yi？laomajintianmeiyouqufandianma？”
zhangqianzhalezhayanjing，ranhouanxianglemenling。
fangjiannei，xiaoyueyazhengzaijinjinyouweidekanzhedonghuapian，zheigeshihoumenlingxiangle。
“nainai，menlingxiangle！”
zheigeshihou，nainaizaixishoujian。
“xiaoyueyanengbangnainaikankanshisheilailema？nainaimashangjiuchulaile！”
tingdaonainaideshengyin，xiaoyueyacongshafashangtiaolexialai，ranhoubengbengtiaotiaodequkaimenle。
吱嘎一声，门开了。
zhangqianhexiaoyueyajiuzheimejianmianduishile。
kandaoxiaoyueyadeyishunjian，zhangqianjiubeixiaoyueyajifulule。
xiaoyueyamingmeihaochi，pifubaixi，toushangzhazheyigepiaoliangdexiaomawei，genyigeyangwawayiyangkeai。
haokeaidexiaopengyoua，haoxiangbaoqilaiqinqinya！
zheigeshihou，xiaoyueyakaikoule。
“piaoliangayi，nizhaosheiya？”
ruannuonuodeshengyin，chadianbazhangqiandexindouronghuale。
zhangqianzhalezhayanjing：“xiaopengyou，nizenmezaiwojialiya，niyoushisheia？”
“piaoliangayi，zheishixiaoyueyadejiaya，nishibushizoucuole？”xiaoyueyatiexindewendao。
zheishizheigexiaonvhaidejia？
nandaozijizhendezoucuolema？
zhangqiandelianshangyouxieganga。
zijidouzheimedaderenle，jingranzhendezoucuolejia，zheijianzhijiushi……taigangale。
“buhaoyisi，wokenengzoucuole……”
“阿姨再见！”
padeyisheng，xiaoyueyazhijiebamenjiguansile。
zhangqianpaizhenaodai：“zhendiurena，zheimedale，wojingranlianzijidejiamendouzoucuole……”
zhengzhunbeizhuanshenlikaideshihou，zhangqianquepiedaolemenshangmiandebianhao！
“yi？buduia，zheijiushiwojiadeloucenga，zheibushiwojiashisheijiaa！”
zhangqianyouxiemihule，nandaoshuozijiyinweizheijitiandepeixun，taiguolaolei，chanshengdehuanjue？
tashenxiyikouqi，zheicimeiyouanmenling，ershibotonglelaomadedianhua。
zheigeshihou，fangjiannei，nainaicongxishoujianzouchulai。
“xiaoyueya，waimianshisheia？”
“shiyigemiludepiaoliangayi！”
xiaoyueyazuozaishafashang，huangdongzhepiaoliangdexiaotuishuodao。
迷路的阿姨？
jiuzaizheigeshihou，zhangguilandeshoujixiangle。
tamoqishoujiyikan，jingranshinverdedianhua。
“qianqiana，nizenmezheigeshihoujiwodadianhuale？nibushizaifengbipeixunma？”
dianhuazhongchuanlailezhangqiandeshengyin：“ma，wodepeixuntiqianjieshule，woxianzaizhanzaizanjiamenkou，danshi……wohaoxiangdabukaimenle！”
laomajingyale：“nizaizanjiamenkou，nijiushineigemiludeayi？”
laomalianmangpaodaomenkou，dakailemen。
menwai，zhangqiannazheshouji，yiliandemihuo。
miludeayi，shisheia！
erkandaolaomadeyishunjian，zhangqianlianshangdejinzhangxiaoshile，tayixiazibaozhulelaoma。
“ma，buhaole，wogangcaichuxianlehuanjue，gangcaihaoxiangyouyigexiaonvhaijiwokailemen，haishuozheishitadejia，woxiangwoyidingshitaileile……”
huameishuowan，zhangqianjiukandaolaomadeshenhoutanchuleyigexiaonaodai，zhengshineigejizijikaimendexiaonvhai！
“ma，zheidaodishizenmeyihuishi？”
张倩迷糊了。
laomaxiaozhezhuanshenbaoqilexiaoyueya：“lai，wojinijieshaoyixia，zheishixiaoyueya！shinigedenver，xiaoyueya，zheishinigugu！”
“guguhao！woshixiaoyueya！”
xiaoyueyayouxiebuhaoyisideshuodao：“wogangcaihaibagugujiguanzaimenwaimianle，gugu，duibuqi！”
张倩彻底的糊涂了。
“ma，woyouxiehutu，wobushizhiyouyigegegema？”
“nizheihaizi，nidangranzhiyouyigegegele！”laomafanlegebaiyan：“zheishinizhangyanggegedenvera！”
zhangqianzhenggerendoujingdaile。
zhangyanggege……shenmeshihouyouzheimedadenverle？
tazenmeyidianyebuzhidaoa！
“事情是这样的！”
laomajiangzhangqianlalejinlai，ranhoubashiqingdeqianyinhouguogaosulezhangqian！
tingwanzhihou，zhangqiancaimingbaishizenmeyihuishi！
“haha，woshengjidanggugule？”
zhangqianxiaohehedebaozhexiaoyueya：“xiaoyueya，nideshentihaoruanhaoxianga，rangguguqinyixia！”
shuozhe，zhangqiandezuijiuchaozhexiaoyueyadelianshangqinqu。
xiaoyueyahenpeihederangzhangqianqin，zuihounongdezijiyiliandekoushui！
“xingle，doubakoushuinongzaixiaoyueyadelianshangle！”
laomaxianqidetuikailezhangqian，shuodao：“chifanlema？wojiniredianfanchi？”
“wozailushangchiguole！”
zhangqianshuodao：“wogerenni？”
takeshihaozhangshijianmeiyoujiandaozhangyangle，doukuaibatajixiangsile！
“nigezaifandianbangmangni！”
“neiwoquzhaowogewan！”zhangqiandashengshuodao。
“gugu，woyeyaoquzhaobabawan！”xiaoyueyadeyanjingyiliang：“wodouyishangwumeiyoukandaobabale，xiaoyueyahaoxiangbabaya！”
“neixiaoyueyaqinguguyixia，gugujiudaixiaoyueyaquzhaobaba，haobuhao？”
“bada”yisheng，xiaoyueyazaizhangqiandelianshangzhongzhongdeqinleyikou。
“我们出发喽！”
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