benzhanzuixinshangjiadeyouzhixinshu，doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《di1zhangwomenjiehunbalinluo》，muqianzhengzaigengxinlianzaizhong，linluoqiyunshengshishuzhongchuchangjiaoduodeguanjianrenwu，zuozhe“zhiqiaotangjiang ”qingxinbianzhuzhong，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：youjiashangwaibiaosiwen，yifuwenruoshushengdeyangmao。suishuotabenlaipiqisuanbushanghenwenrou，kegenzhouweizheijigepengyouyibi，shizaishiwenrouhenduo，……
baoyusiyidipaidachuanghu，liuxiayidaodaoshuihen。
dengguanghunanchu，beiyingzidezhurenbaoguo，xiangnongqingmidejiujing，chongjizhedanao，yechongshualelinghun。
menglineigeyizhijibuqilianlaideren，xianzaizhongyunengkanqingle。
xinxiankoudong，dayubuting，xindongfahuyuqing，danshizhihuli？
zheigexiaozuiguidoumeiyao，tahaiyaogepi。
翌日。
linluocongxinglaihou，danaowanquanchuyuyipiankongbai。
zhouweizhengjieganjingdehuanjing，yigejudadeluodichuang，yanyanshishidelashanglechuanglian，ruguozixikankan，hainengdaoxixilililingrenlianhongdehenji。
chuangshangluanzuoyituan，tadeneixieyifuyebeisuiyidediuqizaidishang。
tawuzhetouzuozaichuangtou，jiujingdezuoyonghaimeiwanquansanqu，danzuowansuipiandejiyi，shenhouxiuchidedifangchuanlaideweitonggan，wubuzaigaosuta，zuowanfashangleshenme。
tagenyigemoshengnanrenfashengguanxi，erqierenjiahaipaole……
zheirangta23niandeshenghuo，chedibeituishanggaochao。
linluo，daxuejiuduyubenshimouyikedaxue，linchuangxi。
4＋1jiaoxue，jinnianshidiwunian，yijingburulinchuangshixiqi。
laojiazainanfangdeyigexiaoxiancheng，laomashigaozhonglaoshi，wenhuaxuntaohejiatingjiaoyuxia，tachenggongkaoruleyisuolixiangdaxue。
danshi，jiushizaizheizhongpingdan,kansiyilushunchangdeshenghuo，zenmekandounengyiluzheimepingwenxiaqudeqingkuangxia，linluotongxuegenjialichujule。
linlaoshilengshixiangleyizhenggeshujia，yemeixiangmingbai,zijizheiyangguangyingjun，yushulinfeng，bangxiaoguniangdeshihounanziqigaimanman，haishoudaobushaolaizitonglingnvshengaimudeerzi。
怎么就成了gay？
linlaoshibuzhidaodeshi，taerzibuguangshigay，haishixiamianneige。
linluojinrudaxueyihou，zhouweijiuyouhaojiduitongxinglianren，shenzhihaichuruguotongxingjiuba。
danyinweiduiqianlaishiaiderenmeiyouganjue，yijijingliguojiubabeieshijianhou。tayizhichuyudanshenzhuangtai，shenzhiyouxiangguo，yaobujiuguduzhonglaodele。
danzenmeyemeixiangdao，zuowanjiushiweilejipengyouqingzhushengri，zaijiubalihehailebushuo，haichunaochuzheimeyijianyanyu。
zheizenmeshuo？laotiankeliantadanshen23niangukuwu1？haishijitalinjinjieshudexueshengshidai，laiyige“poshidai”yishixuanbujinruwuqingdeshehui？
kebuguanzenmekan，zuotianwanshangdeshidoutaihuangmiule。
tayigexueyide，yuezheizhongshigantabuchulai。yinweishixiamianneige，duoshaohaishidongdebaohuziji。
kezuotianwanshanghenmingxianjiushiyanyu，tagenneigemoshengnanrenshishizhan……
suiranjishuhaoxianghaitinghaode，shencaimaosiyehaikeyi，shengxiadejiushenmedoubujidele。
“si”……linluomianqiandongledongshenzi，kaozaichuangtou。
妈的，好疼！
suanlesuanle，zheizhongshiyicijiugoule，buyaoyoudiercile，jiuzheimerangtaguoqu。linluozheimekuanweiziji。
erqiehaoteng，tajidezuotianyikaishineigenanrenhaitingwenrou，guoranbuguanqianmianzenmezhoudao，diertiandouhuiteng，neizhongxiaoshuolidiertianhainengshenglonghuohuchihuoguode，doushijiade。
linluoqishenshoushileziji，renzhetengtongqichuang，jieguogangzhanqilai，datuijiubumiaole，xianxiemeishuaixiachuang。
“cao！”taganjinfuwenzhuozi，zheicaimianleercishanghai。
yanshenyoudangqijian，linluofaxianchuangtouzhuoshangaizhetashoujidedifangfangleyizhangkapian。
tanaqilai，zheishiyizhangmingxinpian，shangmianhenjiandan，zhiyouyigemingzihedianhuahaoma。
齐韵笙。
linluomeitoutiaoleyixia，zheigenanrengaibuhui，jiushizuowangentahuijiudiandenanrenba？
zaixishushilinluonaohaibutingzaihuiyi，zuowanneigenanrendelianqishishijidede，yinweidangshigentashuohuadeshihou，tahaimeiwanquanzui。
jinjiudiantuoyifu，yijiqianmianneibufenyejide。
shengxiadejiubujidele，zhijidehenshuang。
linluoduizijijianzhishiwangtouding，bajiudianshukoubeidaokouzaixishutaishang，touyegenzhezhuangshangjingzi。
a……ganjuezijihaoshibai，weiyiyouguodeyigenanren，hairangrenpaole。
shoushihaodongxi，linluoquqiantaituifang。
qiantaiquegaosuta，zaoshangbadianshiyijingyougenanrentuiguofangle。
“yijingtuilema？”linluoyouxiejingya，meixiangdaorenpinhaikeyi，tilekuzipaodanfangjianqianhaishichule。
tarenbuzhuxiangwenqiantaiguanyuneigenanrendegengduoxijie，danyoupabeirenjiafeiyi，kaifanghaibuzhidaoduifangshishei，zheipashihuichengweizheiqunxiaojiejiewucanreyi。
congjiudianchulai，linluokanleyanshoubiaojiudianban，xinkuijintianbuyongshangban，buranzheihuilaoshiyijingjitadababaigedianhuale。
huidaosushe，xianxilegezao，ranhoujiutandaozaichuangshangle。
meiyihuikunyilaixi，yishibianyidiandianliushijinrumengjing。
linluochengnianyihouhenshaozuoyixieguangguailulidemeng，danzheicidemengzongshizaibutingdebianhuan。
yihuishiyiyuanyihuishisenlin，yihuipangbianbinkemantang，yihuizhouweiliaoliaojijing。
zhidaotacongmenglixinglaideshihou，yijingshixiawuwudianle，zheihuishentiyehaohenduo，tacongshangpuxialainashouji，quemodaoleneizhangmingpian。
tabulijiezheigenanrenweishenmeyaoliuyizhangmingpian，nanbuchengtabazijidangchengneizhongrenle？
xiangdaozhei，linluoxianqidezhoulezhoumei。
tafashi，zheigenanrenyaoshiganzheiyangkandai，tayidingyaoyongzijibishengdezhishi，jitanongyigequanshenzha24daoqingshangruyuan。
houlaitayebujidebazheizhangmingpianrengdaonaqule，zhidaosantianhoudeneirixiaban。
“linluoxiabanhouquchishaokaoa！”
linluohaimeilaidejihuitou，jiubeiyigerengaomadadenanshenglanzhujianbang。
“zhoubonichukekaozhunbeihaole?”shenhouyouchuanlailingwaiyiweinanshengdeshengyin。
linluowuzhezuixiaodao：“takendingyouzhunbeibailan。”niutouduishencedezhouboshuo：“zhouyisheng，yihouqunagaojiu，qianwandegaosuwo，wojueduibuqu。”
“heinixiaozi!”zhouboshenshoujiuyaochuotadetou，beilinluolinghuodiduokaile。
“zhiyangsunwojiusuanle，lintianxinniyebianhuaile。”zhouboyiliantongxinjishoudeyangzi。
linluoxianqitazheigechenghu，“quququ，sheishinitianxin。”
linluoyigenanfangren，jiyinshangjiushaoshaobitamenlieshiyidian，suiranyou178，kegenzheiqunrutongdajisuzhangdadebeifangrenlaibijiao，tajianzhishige“aiguniang”。
youjiashangwaibiaosiwen，yifuwenruoshushengdeyangmao。suishuotabenlaipiqisuanbushanghenwenrou，kegenzhouweizheijigepengyouyibi，shizaishiwenrouhenduo，beizheiqunsunyoukaiwanxiaochenghulintianxin。
jinguanlinluoyikaishihenjujue，kejiaoleneimeduonian，suanlesuitamenquba，sheijiaobabachongerzini。
sanrenyiluxixihahadichuleyiyuan，jintiannandebujiaban，shijianyidao，daijiaolaoshijiufangyangguiquan，shushishidashe。
sanrenyuechuandeshijianhaimeidao，linluozhengzhunbeixianhuisushexigezao，zuotiangenlaoshishangde24xiaoshi，yiyuanzhibanshitingshuilemeixizao。
yigerentingzhegemanmanyouyouhuangdaolouxia，quefaxianxiaoqumenkoutingleliangche。
tamenzheibianshilaoshixiaoqu，chuleyibandachenengshaoweitingyihui，qitashihoushibuzhuntingchede。
kanlaiyourenyaobeifakuanle。
huo，haishimaibahe！neiyinggaibuzaihuzheidianfakuan。
linluozaixinlijichezhudiangenla，congqianfangraoguoqu，quetingshenpangcheshangxialaiyigeren。
nanrenjingzhizoudaotashenpang，limaodexiangqianwenhao：“ninhao，qingwenshilinluoxianshengma？”
linluoxinyoubujie，danhaishilimaodihuidadao：“aninhao……woshi。”
“wojiaqizongzhaoninyoushi，haiqingninshangchelaitan。”
linluokanleyanneiliangmaibahe，boliyinsixiaoguohenhao，zhinengcongqiandangfengkanjianhoupaizuozheyigenanren。
齐总……
linluobankecongnaohailisousuochuyigemingzi：qiyunsheng？！
shangcheyihou，neigesijibingmeiyoushanglai，cheshangzhiyoutagenqiyunshenglianggeren。
qiyunshengbukanzhangxiang，guangkanqizhijiugentabushiyileiren，yishangchejiuganshoudaoshangweizhedeqixi。
nanrennianjikanshangqubushihenda，danzheizhongjingyingnandeqizhi，bushitazheiputongxueshengnengjiayude。
erqiekanzhangxiang，yeshiburongrensuotiaotide。
jianmeixingmu，meiyuchenwen，shangentingjing，wanmeidiyixuedingyidexiahexian，zheibineitianwanshangzaimohuyishilidexiangmao，haiyaorangtajuedehaokan。
“qi……qixiansheng，ninhao。”
shangchehou，tanengganjuedaoduifangdeshixianyizhitingliuzaitashenshang。
“您好。”
qiyunshengdeshengyinhenhunhoucixing，jiuguangzheimeyijunihao，linluochadianjiujiguile。
danqishibunengshu，tagenzheigenanrenshipingdengde，meiyoushenmeangzangjiaoyi。
linluozhileshenzi，yuqijinliangpingjingdiwendao：“qingwenninyoushenmeshima？”
qiyunshengdeyanshenzhushizheta，“linxiansheng，woshilaishuojitianqiandeshiqing。”
kao，buhuizhendeyaojiqianba！
linluoxiaoshengqinglilexiasangzi，qingliedishengyinbuzhinendanshichengshu，“qixiansheng，worenweineitianzhishiwomenliangrenqingyushangtou，ninbuyongzheimejiguazaixin。”
qiyunshengweiculexiamei，“nideyisishi，nibudasuanfuze？”
啊？
是他理解错意思了？
“a……fu，fuze？”
“shia，nibudasuanfuzema？”qiyunshengqingtiaomeitou，daliangzhezheigeren。
cishilinluodenaozijiugenyanhuayiyang，daochuzaipengpengfangpaozhang。
他误会了啊！！
kanzheyilianrenzhendeqiyunsheng，taxianzailiangxinhenguobuqu。
tazhiqianhaizaixiangzheigenanrenshibushidasuanjitayibiqian，ranhouyaomerangtabizui，yaomegentafazhanchengbuzhengdangguanxi，jieguozheigenanrenzhishilaiwenta，yaobuyaofuze。
linluolianmangshuo：“bububu，wofu，wokendingfu，wohaiyiwei……”
kanzheyanqianzheigejucudewuguandoukuainiuquchengyituandenansheng，qiyunshengwendao：“zenmele？”
linluozhabazhedayanjingkankanta，youkankanchuangwai，yiyaoya，jiubazheishishuole。
tingguotazheigechongmanlemoubaorenwenxuedemiaoshuhou，qiyunshengmianwubiaoqingdeshuodao：“womeiyouzheizhongaihao。”
linluosonglekouqi，“neijiuhaoneijiuhao。”
liangrenchenjipianke，qiyunshengcaishuodao：“woshilaiwenni，yuanbuyuanyigenwojiehun。”
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