rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yichengziheyouziweizhujiaodezuopin《di1zhangyimingyouxiudebaoan》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：“hehe，”chenminlengxiaoyisheng：“wokanzheixiaozikebushitugexinxian。”“nizhidaozheixiaozijintianganshaleme？”“tajingranzaixiaoqumenkoulige……
“xiayiwei，linqingxue。”
zhuchirendehuayingangluo，zhenggecaochangbianshishunjianjijinglexialai。
wushunantongbaodemuguangdoushiqishuashuadiyizhuan，dinggezaileneidaoshenzimanmiaodejuemeiqianyingzhishang。
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“linqingxuenvshenzheizhangxiangzhenshitainiubile，wojianzhixiangxiangbuchulaiyigerendezhangxiangzenmenengwanmeidaozheizhongchengdu。”
“yaoshinengrangwowozhelinqingxuenvshennei**dexiaoshou，jiushirangwoxiongdizheshoushinianwodouyuanyia！”
“woganjuenvshenzheicikendingnengjuexingsjitianfu，bijingtadejuexingyinzikeshigaoda0.9！”
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“jidurenjiajiuzhishuo，biegezheidangningmengjing，puxinnv，zhenxiatou。”
“你！”
“……”
zaishangqianshuangchiredemuguangzhushixia，linqingxueyilianpingdandizoushangjuexingtai，shenchuxianxieryou**deyoushoudazaitianfujuexingshishang！
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“哇！”
“haoliang，haoyaoyan，haolana！”
zhongrendeneixindoushibuyoudigantandao。
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哗！
yishunjian，zhenggecaochangdoushishunjianhuaran。
“tianna！zhenshisji！”
zhongrenjingtanchusheng，kanxiangzhanzaijuexingtaishangdeneidaojuemeishenyingdemuguangdangzhongchongmanlezhenhanyuxianmu。
xiaozhanglipingjianzhuang，neibumanzhouwendelianshangyeshishunjianfuxianchulewubijidongeryouxingfendexiaorong。
linqingxueguoranbufuzhongwang，juexinglejiangnanshidiyigesjitianfu！
“好！好！好！”
lipingliandaolesanshenghao，nanyanxinzhongdexiyuezhiqing！
“si！wonvshenbukuishiwonvshena，jiushiniubi！”
liudamaowubizhenhandidao。
zijizheibjitianfu，genduifangdesjitianfuyibi，neijianzhijiushiyinghuoyuhaoyuedechaju。
qinyucikemiansequeshimeiyoushenmebolan，yilianwusuoweididao：
“sjitianfuhen**me？”
“kangemendaihuiyejininayige。”
liudamaowenyan，yiliandanyoudimolemoqinyudeetou，youmolemozijide。
“zheiyemeifashaoa，zheihaizizadabaitianshuohuhuani？”
duici，qinyuzhishijitarengquleyigebaiyan。
“yanqueyanzhihonggaozhizhi，gaoci。”
liudamaokanzheqinyuxiaosaliqudebeiying，yishizhijianwanqiansixuyongshangxintou，xuanjidashengshuodao：
“laoqin，neishihonghu，bushihonggao……”
qinyujiaobudouranyiliangqiang。
……
juexingyishijixujinxing，henkuaibianshidaoleweisheng。
zheiqijian，youshichuxianleyiweiajitianfujuexingzhe，shisanbandewanghao，juexingyinzishenzhibilijunhaigao，jinciyulinqingxue，juexingdeshiajiqianghuaxitianfu-chaoshoubati。
xiaozhanglipingjianzhuang，yeshihenmanyididianlediantou。
zheiyicitianfujuexingyishidechengjihenhao，jianzishengmendoushimeiyoulakua。
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“下一位，秦羽！”
“终于到我了。”
qinyuwenyanzuijiaoweiweiyiqiao，pobujidaidipaoshanglezhuxitai。
suirantadejuexingyinzizhiyou0.1，danbuzhiweihe，tazongyouzhongmomingdezixin，ganjuezheichangmianshitagaizhuangbideshihoule。
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“hehe，nidanggaojibietianfushidabaicaia？jiuzheimeshuoba，wolongyaoshiyenengjuexinggebjitianfu，wozhijiedaolichituonongshit！”
“……”
changxiayilunfenfen，danjibendabufenhaidoushidengzhekanqinyuxiaohuade。
qinyumeiyoulihuizhongrendechaofeng，zhanzaizhuxitaiqian，yeshixuezheliudamaoxianqiandejudong，cuolecuoshou，xinzhongmomoqidao。
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唰！
xiayike，yidaoyaoyanwubidelvseguangmangshanxianerchu，zhaoyaozaizhongrendeshenshang！
“**！好绿！”
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“你也绿了！”
“嘶！”
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“卧了个大槽！？”
“jingranshiajimuxitianfu-fusuzhimu！？”
死寂！
全场死一般的寂静！
wushudengzhekanqinyuxiaohuaderen，cikelianshangdexiaorongdoushishunjianjiangzaiyuandi，mudengkoudai。
沃特发？
shitamenfengle，haishizheigeshijiefengle？
qinyujingranjuexingleajitianfu？？？
xiaozhanglipingtengdicongyizishangzhanleqilai，lianshangxianshizhenjing，dansuijibumanzhouwendelianshangbianshifuxianchulewanruojuhuabandecanlanxiaoronglai。
zheitemejintianzhenshishenle。
quannianjijuexingyinzidaoshuqianer，wenmingquanxiaodeliangweiwolongfengchu，jintianjingrantemedefenfenshangyanqijile！
zheijianzhishixiaomuniuzuofeiji——niubishangtianle！
raner，shenweidangshirendeqinyucikequeshimeiyoushenmexinxidebiaoqing，fanershiyouxiehuangle。
tagangcaideqidaozhendeyejiushuozhewande，meixiangdaozhennengchenga？
wodimaya，laodie，woduibuqinia！
laodienifangxin，wohuijinizhaogegagahaodefenmuhaohaoanzangnide〒_〒。
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