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chenzhiguoxinyouyujidekanleyiyanchufangmenkou，shengpafangmeiyoulinzhecaidaochongchulai，shengyindouyadileyixie：“erzi，guolai！”
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“erzi，zuijinxuexiaoxuexidezenmeyanga？”chenzhiguoyilianheshan。
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chenzhiguoliansedabian，xiangwuzhuchenpingdezuiba，quemeilaideji。
chufangmenkou，fangmeilinzhecaidao，lianseyinsensendezouchulai，daofengzhizhichenzhiguo：“songshouji？ninaerlaideqian？”
chenzhiguoliansejiangyingdeganxiaozhe：“neige，wozandelinghuaqian……”
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chenzhiguosuolesuobozi，lianmangtiaoqilai，rengjichenpingyigeehenhendeyanshen，ranhoupaodaofangmeishenpang，yadishengyinpeizhexiaoshuoleliangju，lazhefangmeijinlechufang，buzhidaoshuoshenmequle。
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ketingli，huidangzhechenpingneibiebuzhudexiaosheng。
zhongwuchiguolefan，chenpingcacazui，qishenxiaodao：“bama，woxiawuchuqubandianshi，wanshangtongxueqingchifan，chiwanfanzaihuilai！”
chenzhiguodiantou：“quba，zaodianhuilai！”
fangmeidenglechenzhiguoyiyan，lianmanglazhuchenping：“pingping，zhei100kuaiqiannazhe，bielaorangtongxueqingchifan，zanyedehuiqingyidun，doukuaibiyele，dafangdian！”
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kefumuqueconglaimeikuidaiguoziji，linghuaqianyijijiushi100，yigeyueguangjizijidelinghuaqianjiuyou200le，shengpazijizhuxiaochibuhaoshuibuhaode。
chenpingmolemoyanjiao，dixiaoliangsheng：“shigaizhuanqianle，zhishaobunengrangtamenlaoliangkouzaijilaochengji！”
xiawuyidianban，chenpinglaidaolewangyangjia。
wangyangfuqinwanghailongshikaiwangbade，dangchuhechenzhiguoyeshitongxue，liangjiazaojiushushi，chenpinghewangyanggengshifaxiao。
tajiayiloujiushiwangbadating，erlouyoujigebaojian，zuilimianjiushiwangyangjiazhudedifang。
chenpingyijinmen，jiukandaowangyangzuozaimenkoubuyuanchuzaiwanyouxi，kanleyihuier。
03niande4yue，chuanqizheikuanshengjiyishideyouxizaihuaxiajijinxiaoshengniji，shengdashiqulechuanqidedailiyunyingquan，chuanqideshidaikaishizouxiapolu。
buguozheigeshihou，guoneidewangyouyijiumeiyoushuailuo，faneryuelaiyuechangsheng，bushaoyouxizhengqidouyan，shuobuqingzheigeshihouzuihuodeyouxidaodishishenme。
huihezhidebizu《dahuaxiyou》xiliebuduandegengxinhuandai；chenpingwanguodediyikuan3dwangyou《jingling》yezaihuobaozhizhong，gezhongticai，gezhongwanfadewangyoucengchubuqiong，buguozheigeshihou，queshiyikuanfeichangjingdiandeyouxizhanlutoujiaodeshike。
《paopaotang》zheikuanhguoyouxi，zaiguoneidedailishangshihechuanqiyiyangdeshengda，caozuo，huamian，wanfa，douzaidangshibiejuyige，zaihuaxiaguoneifaxingzhihou，henkuaibianhuobaoqilai。
xianzaiwangyangzaiwande，jiushizheikuanyouxi。
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03nianzhihou，huaxiadeyouxishichangbaijiazhengming，wangyoujiehaimeiyouchuxianjidajutoufentingkangli，qitagongsizhinenggouyancanchuandejumian，zheigeshihouruchang，pingjiechenpingwurennengjideqianzhanxing，jueduinengduzhanaotou！
danshi，shuolaishuoqu，haishideyaoqian，meiyouqidongzijin，bieshuoqingrenzuoyouxile，liangediannaochenpingdoumaibuqi！
shibuwodai，nanbuchenghaizhendengdaxuebiyelezaichulaichuangye？neishihouhuanghuacaidouliangle！
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“**，nifengle？renherenhesirendongbudong？！”kandaochenping，wangyangchezhesangzijiurangleqilai。
chenpingxiaoleliangsheng，zuozaiwangyangshenpangdejiweishang，shouzhangqingqingyaleya：“xingle，biedajingxiaoguaide，duodadianshi？zuotianworangnibangwowendeshi，niwenlemei？”
wangyangmeihaoqidedenglechenpingyiyan，yezuolexialai，qihuhudefanwen：“shenmeshi？”
chenpingqiji，nieleniequantou，gujiekabakabayizhenxiang：“wojinitigexing？”
wangyangheiheiyixiao：“bie，woxiangqilaile！meiwenni，nizijiquzhaowobawenhaole，jiujutaineini！biedaraowowanyouxi！”
chenpingdiandiantou，zhanqishen，kanzhewangyangyoukaileyiju，yibazhangpaizaiwangyangshoubeishang：“shaowandianyouxi，gandianzhengshiba！”
shuowan，chenpingzhuantoujiuzoule。
wangyangchadianmeiqisi，lianmangcaozuozhezijiderenwu，hendeyaoyaqiechi。
laidaojutaiqian，chenpingtantoukanleyiyan。
jutailizhengkandianshijudewanghailongtaitou，dunshijiuxiaoqilai：“chenpinga，laizhaowojiachouxiaoziwanlaile？”
chenpingxiaozheyaoyaotou：“bushi，laizhaowangshuniwendianshi！”
wanghailongchayi：“wenwo？shenmeshi？wentiwokebuhui，huijiawennibaqu，womenjiawangbadezhanghaidewangyangbangmangsuanni！”
陈平干笑了两声。
tayeshifu，jiugaobumingbaile，suanzhangdousuanbumingbaidewanghailong，shizenmezuoshengyide？
“wangshu，wotingshuo，nijiadewangba，yaogenghuandiannaole？”
wanghailongdunshijiulengle：“nizazhidaode？woyejiushigexiangfa，haimeigenrenshuoni！”
chenpingzazhidaode？yinweitazhongshenghuilaidea！
zhongshengderen，weibuxianzhi，fubufu？
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wanghailongdunshijiuhuyidekanzhechenping。
tabushibuxinrenchenping，liangjiazheimeduonianjiaoqing，tazhidaochenpingzheihaizijibenbupianren，buguo，tapachenpingbeirenpianle！
wanghailongdunshiyansuqilai：“chenpinga，ninaerlaideluzi？buhuishirangrenpianleba？wokegaosuni……”
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“wangshu，nifangxin，zheishijiazhengguidediannaogongsi，nengchadaode，yaoshixindeguowo，jiujiwogewangbayaogenghuandediannaoxinghaohepeizhi，woqujiniwenwenjia，nifangxin，xianhuohouqian，fuyibufendingjinjiucheng！”
wanghailongkanzhechenping，youyubuding。
tashigeshengyiren，wenhuashuipingsuiranbugao，buguoyouliketudeshiqing，heleerbuwei？
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xiangdaozheier，wanghailongyediandiantou，shuashuashuaxiexialediannaoxinghaohepeizhi，dijilechenping：“chenpinga，nikededangxindian，duifangyaoshibukaopu，zankebunengxin，daoshihouwojinibaguan，nikebieshanzizuojueding，miandebeirenkengle！”
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huidaojiweishang，wangyangtouyebuzhuan，yibianwanzheyibianwen：“genlaowangtanhaole？”
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“shoujijiewoyongyong，woquloushangbaojiandajigedianhua！”
wangyang**yijue，duizhunchenping。
chenpinglianseyixiazijiubianle！
“wangyang，nitemeyaoganchongwofangpi，xinbuxinwonasaizijiniyanzisaishang？！”
wangyangmeihaoqidedengletayiyan：“gundan！shoujizaiwo**douni，zijitao，meikangezhengmangzhenima？”
陈平这才恍然。
zaidiannaoshangchaledianziliao，ranhouchenpingcainazheshoujishangleerlou，zhaolegeanjingdebaojian。
“nihao，zheilishizhiguangkeji！”
“wozhaonimenxiaoshoubujingli！”
kaikoudiyiju，chenpinghaobukeqi。
duimiansihulengleyixia，ranhouxiaoxinwendao：“qingwennishi？”
“kaiwangbade，maiyipidiannao！”
duimianlianmangshuodao：“haode，ninshaodeng，wozheijiujinijiaosunzong！”
piankehou：“nihao，woshizhiguangkejidexiaoshoubujinglisunfuda！”
“sunzongnihao！woshianheshihaiyangwangbade，zhunbeimaijibaitaijizi，nijiyixiapeizhi，ranhouhesuanyixiadagainengjigeshenmebaojia，peizhishi……jihaoleba？xing，neinimenjisuanyixiaba，shifenzhongzhihouwozaidajini！”
chenpingyikaikou，jihujiumeijizheigesunfudashuohuadejihui，pilipalabapeizhinianleyibian，ranhoujiuguoduangancuideguaduanledianhua！
孙福达都懵逼了。
这特么什么人？
yaobushiduifangshuoyaojibaitaijizi，sunfudadouxiangzhijielaheilezheigehaoma！
buguoxianglexiang，sunfudahaishilianmangduiyipangderenshuo：“yihuierzheigehaomadaguolai，zhijiejiedaowobangongshiqu！”
ranhou，sunfudajiupaohuilezijibangongshi，dakaidiannaochaleyixiazuixindeshishijiage，feikuaidejisuanleyixia。
keshifenzhongguoqu，meidongjing。
孙福达很有耐心。
ershifenzhongguoqu，sunfudalianheile。
banxiaoshiguoqu，sunfudazhongyurenbuzhuxiangshuaidongxile！
zheitemejueduijiushigesaoraodianhua！
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