baokuanxiaoshuodi1zhangzhongjinqiuzizhujiaoshilinfenglengqingqiu，shiyibudoushishenghuodexiaoshuo，zuozhedanchundexiaociweiwenbihenyouhuamiangan，juqingfazhandiedangqifu，zhideyikan。gushijianjie：“fouzezenyang？”linfenglengxiaoyisheng，“woyounajushuocuoma？yanpinjiushiyanpin，taichuduoniubidedashilaijianding，tayeshiyanpin！woshizhongjianchiwo……
竖日！
binhaijiudiandedachuangfangli。
mianruandeyuanchuangshangyipianlingluan，xuebaidechuangdanshangyimoyinhongfenwaizhayan。
weishengjianlichuanchushuashuadechongshuisheng，yidaoyaoraodeshenzitouguojiudianbantoumingbolimenruoyinruoxian。
linfengcongshuimengzhongxinglai，baozhebeizi，wangzheneidaoyaoraodeshenzi，yilianaohui！
被睡了？
shiqingzenmehuifazhanchenglezheiyang？
mmpde，douguaineigaisidejiu！
zuotian，mingmingzhishixiangshanglaicengdunfan，chengdunxizaoshui，huyoudianlufeizhileide……
却没想到——
一失足成千古恨！！
zheishiqingyaoshibeishifuzhidaole……
yixiangdaoshifu，linfengdalegeduosuoyaoyaotou。
“歘！”
weishengjianbolimentuiladeshengyin，jianglinfengdesixulahuixianshi。
lengqingqiucazheshiluludetoufacongweishengjianchulai。
shenshangdeshuizhuhaimeiyouwanquanganhe，pifuzaishuiqidexunzhengxiayuefajiaonen。
linfengkanleyiyan，jiudixiatou，yilianwunai！
xiangbiyulinfengdewunaiganga，lengqingqiuzeshilengjingdexuduo。
yiyankandaolinfengdebiaoqing，yanzhongdunshinuhuoshengteng！
居然后悔了？
zijizheiyangyigerongchenggongrendedameinv，beiwushunanrenquzhiruowu，jiangbaoguidediyicijileta，tajuranhaihouhui？
他有什么资格后悔？
xiangdaozheier，tadelianseyileng，zhengyaoshuodianshenme。
jiuzaicishi，yitongdianhuadalejinlai。
“qingqiu，niyaoshihairenwozheigeyeye，jiuganjinjiwohuilai。”
dianhuaneitouchuanlailelengjialaoyezipaoxiaodeshengyin。
“yeye，wobuhuijiajineigenanren，nibuyaobiwo！”lengqingqiuwunaideshuodao。
“nibizui！nijiayedejia，bujiayedejia，ganjinjiwohuilai，jintianqigongdedizijiuyaolaile，jirenjiayigehaoyinxiang！”
“wobukenengjiajitade，woyijingyounanpengyoule！”lengqingqiuhengpieleyiyanlinfeng。
“lengqingqiu，shouqinidexiaoxinsi，ganjinjiwohuilai，xianzai，mashang，like！！！”
dianhuaneitoudeyeyepaoxiaozhedahan，zheimeduonianlai，tayizhihenguanzhulengqingqiu，liantashenbiandewenzigongmutadouzhidao，huibuzhidaotadaodiyoumeiyounanpengyou？
xianzaituranmaochulaiyigenanpengyou，guidouzhidaoshizheinizizaishuaxiaoxinyan。
“hao！jirannibuxin，neiwojiudaihuilaijinikan！”
lengqingqiuyeshigejuepiqi，kanyeyebubujinbi，suoxingshuowan，zhijieguaduanledianhua。
erhou，takanxianglinfeng：“ganjinqichuangquxishuxia，genwohuijiajianwoyeye，dengshichengzhihou，qian，wohuiyifenbushaodejini。”
“啊？”
linfengyileng，haidegenzhehuijiajianjiazhanga？
buguo，shiyizhici，youyoushenmebanfani？
开弓没有回头箭！
shaoweixishuleyixia，linfenggenzhelengqingqiuchumen。
jiudianmenwai，zaoyoubochexiaogejiangyilianghongsebaomakaiguolai。
lurenrenbuzhuduokanlengqingqiu，zheimegaoguiyanlidenvzi，keshibuduojian！
zaikanxianghoumiandelinfeng，piepiezui，zhijiehushi。
lengqingqiudakaichemen，zhijiehuajinjiashizuo。
“上车！”
niutoulengbingbingdechonglinfenghan。
linfenglakaichemen，gangyaoshangche。
“zuohoubianqu！”lengqingqiumengdejiangfujiashidechemenyoulashang。
linfengshanshandezuojinhouzuo。
haimeidenglinfengzuohao，lengqingqiumengyijiaoyoumen，chechongchulekaibindajiudian。
lengqingqiumeiyouzhijiehuijia，ershijianglinfengdaidaoletajingchangqudeyijiazhimingpinpaifuzhuangdian。
zhijieranglaobanyongzuiduandeshijian，jitatiaoyishenganjingyifu。
liangfenzhonghou，linfenghuanhaoyifuchulai，lengqingqiudeyanyixiazhile，qiaolianqiaoranfuchuyinhongzhise。
moshangrenruyu，gongzishiwushuang！
linfengqueshiyouyizhongnanyiyanyudemeili，suiranlengqingqiubushineizhongkanzhongyanzhideren，dancishidelinfenghaishirangtayouleyizhongjidong。
danjidongzhihou，bianyouhuifulelizhi！
zheigerenshigeliulanghan，zhibuguoshizijideyigegongjueryi。
chuleyanzhishaoweinengkandeguoqu，qitade，genbenyiwushichu！
lengqingqiudeyanshendunshibianleng，zhuanshenzouhuicheli。
zhaoyanghaishimeidenglinfengzuohao，yijiaoyoumen，chechongjinlefanhuadejiedao。
youleshangcidejingyan，linfengzuodehenwen，danyanshenhaishipielepielengqingqiu，zheigenvrenkaiche，zhenweixian！
……
dayuebangexiaoshihou，qichetingzaileyidonglaozhaimianqian。
zheishiyidongmingqingfenggedejianzhu，zheizhonglaofangzi，zairujindeshidaizhinengdangzuowenwubaohu。
nengzhuzaizheilide，feifujigui！
linfengwangzhezheizuolaozhai，yiliangankai！
meixiangdao，zheigenvrenhaishigefupo！
lengqingqiutouguohoushijingkandaolinfengdebiaoqing，dunshiyizhenyane，congxiaodaodaduoshaorenkuisitamenjiajiachan，zheizhongzuiliankandetaiduole。
lengshenghechi，“xiache！”
linfengxiache，lengqingqiutinghaochehou，daizhelinfengjinruneiyuan。
cishi，lengjiadatingli，taishiyishang，lengjialaotaiyelengbatianlianseyinchendekuaiyaodichushuilai。
“爷爷！”
lengqingqiudaizhelinfengzoujindating，jiandaolengjialaotaiyedazhaohu。
“叫人！”
lengqingqiuandiliningleyibalinfengdeshoubei，xiaoshengtixing。
“爷爷！”
lengqingqiuningdehenzhong，linfengliezui，likehandao。
“yeye，tajiushiwoshuodenanpengyou，zuotianwanshang，womenyijingzaiyiqile。”
lengqingqiucaidaoyeyeyidinghuifanan，suoyiqiangxianshuodao。
shuowanzhihou，haiyilianyangyangdeyidekanzheyeyelengbatian，guyiwanqilinfengdeshoubei，touqinnidekaozaitadejianbangshang。
yeyeneigeniandaideren，zuizhuzhongnvzideqingbai，dezhizijisunnvmeileqingbai，kendingbuhaoyisi，zaijixuzheizhuanghunshi。
“歘！”
果然——
lengjialaotaiyemengdecongtaishiyishangzhanqilai。
yilianjingyadekanzhelinfeng，zhuzheguaizhangbulvpanshandezouguolai。
lengqingqiuwanzhelinfengdeshouturanyijin，neixinjinzhangdaolejidian。
bijingtacongmeiwuniguoyeye，hekuanghaishizheimedadeshi，jiexialaiyeyezaizhennuzhihouhuizuochushenme，taxinliyemeidi。
danyuxiangzhongdebaofengyuquebingmeiyoulailin。
“林枫？”
lengbatianyilianjingxidelazhulinfeng，“nikesuanshilaile，laofuzhongyudengdaonile！”
linfengdunshilengleyixia，danshunjianbianhuangrandawu，nandaozheilaotoujiushizijiyaozhaodeenren？
“lengyeye！”linfengshitandehan！
“e^！”lengbatianjidongxingfen，kandaolinfengqiyuxuanang，meiyanchunjing，bizhaopianshangdegenghao，bujinxishangmeishao。
我去！
林枫这才恍然大悟！
yuanlaizuotianshuilezijide，jiushizijideqinxifua！！！
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