meizhenxiede《di1zhangzhongshengdiyitian》zheibenshushidoushishenghuoleixingdeshu，rangrenkanguohouhuiweiwuqiong，qianglietuijiandajiakanyixia！zhujiaoweilinfangzhaoxiaoxia，zhuyaojiangdeshi：wufukuanhenyoubawo，tarenweimeiyoujigerenhuiweilelinfanghetachangfandiao。“tongyilinfangruqizhuanzhengdejushou。”zhiyouzhou……
wufukuandexiaojiuzichenhaozaijiweishangban，xiangtongguoqijiangdeguanximougefuke。
qijiangyizhizhizhiwuwu，jintianturandayingle，danqiantishirangwufukuanbalinfangkaidiao，bingqiezhijisantianshijian。
wufukuanjideqijiangdewaishengnvhelinfangxiangguoqin，zenmeturanfanmuchengchoule？
wufukuanrangbangongshizhurenmaqianjinqudatanyixia，youbazuzhiweiyuanjianfuzhenzhangwangshenglibalinfangdedangannalai。
wufukuanfankanzhelinfangdedangan，congbaodaodaoxianzaizhenghaoyinian，keyizhuanzhengle。
wangshenglishiwufukuandexinfu，tachuaimozhewufukuandeyongyishuo：“wushuji，linfangdezhuanzhengshenqingyijingjiaole，jiudengzanzhenshangkaidahuitoupiaoceping。”
“wangshengli，youmeiyoubanfaranglinfangtongbuguozhuanzheng？”
jiuzaizheishi，wufukuandedierxinfulitiemingjinlaile，tianyoujiacudibajintiandulushijianjiangleyibian。
wufukuantingle，lianshuosange“hao”zi。
“qijiangrangwobalinfangkaile，wozhaobudaojiekou，naxiangdaotajingranmentouwangwoqiangkoushangzhuang！”
“neijiujitasantianshijian，santianzhihou，tayaobulaipeichangkuan，neijiuguaibudewole......”
“tayaobulaipeichangkuan，jiushuyunenglibuxing，womenbiankeyiquedingtaweishixiqijianbiaoxianbuchengzhi！”
wangshenglihelitiemingtingle，caihongpilianlianbaochu。
wufukuanxiangshouleyitongmapi，dao：“laowang，nimashangxiatongzhi，zhaokaizhuanzhengcepingyubeihuiyi。”
“zhouzhenzhangbuzaijia，yaobuyaotongzhita......”
“buyongjiaota，tiantiangenwochangfandiao。laowangnizhuchi，wojianghua，laoli......yeshangtaicougeshuba。”
litiemingtingdaokeyishangtaijiuzuo，xixiaoyankai。
kaihuinengshangtaijiuzuo，shuomingzaiwufukuanxinzhongdiweihengao。
huiyitongzhiyixia，qingshanzhen**renyangmafan。
linfangjicongconggandaohuichang，zuodaoanjianbanzhurenyangkeguangpangbiandekongweishang。
tazhuyidao，taishangzhiyoudangweishujiwufukuanhezuzhiweiyuanwangshengli、zhengfaweiyuanlitieming。
xuanchuanweiyuanmiaotaohua、fuzhenzhanggaoshouyun、rendazhurenjiangqinglong、zhengxiezhurenshikexindouzuozaitaixia。
kenengyinweishijianlaibuji，zhenzhangzhouyang、fushujilinkehuidoumeilai。
yigeshencaimiaotiao、ershiduosuidenvzizoulejinlai，zaidiyipaizuoxia。
zheishicongshangmiankongjiangxialaideguazhifuzhenzhangsuqi，rencheng“wenwuzhenzhang。”
zheigewaihaodeyoulai，yishiyinweitazhiduiqingshanzhengecunlishiganxingqu，qitagongzuodoubucanyu；erlaitayizhilengbingbingde，bierenhetadazhaohudoulandehui，xiangjilemiaolibuhuishuohuadesuxiangwenwu。
wangshenglikanrendoudaoqile，qiaoleqiaohuatong。
“tongzhimen，jingyijing，jintianlinshikaigehui，zhutishi－－”
“duilinfangtongzhi，jinxingdazhangqigudebiaoyang！”
“xiamian！qingwushujijianghua！”
zhongrenshuadeyixia，yanguangdoujizhongdaolinfangshenshang。
linfangmomingqimiaodixiang，litiemingbushishuoyaorangwushujichuliwoma，zenmegaichengbiaoyangle？
tayiduhuaiyizijitingcuole，haitaoletaoerduo。
wufukuanqingleqingsangzi，anxiahuatong。
“yourenhuiwen，linfangyigenianqingtongzhi，haimeiguoshixiqi，yemeiyouzuochushenmejingtiandongdideshiji，youshenmezhidebiaoyangdeni？”
“linfangtongzhideshiji，you，dangranyou！erqiebixudalibiaoyang，dalixuanchuan，dalixuexi！”
“qianjitian，shuanghecuncaishichangfashengleshigu，sileyigeren。womendetongzhiqianxinwankuzuotongsizhejiashudegongzuo，sizhejiashutongyituoshanchuli，jieshoulewomentichudetiaojian。”
“danshougebiebuhuaihaoyiderentiaosuo，jintiansizhejiashuyinweipeichangkuanmeidaowei，youfanhuile，daozhishuanghecunyixiebumingzhenxiangdequnzhong，dulegonglu，zaochengjiaotongtanhuan！”
“jiuzaiguanjianshike，linfangtongzhitingshenerchu，tongguonaixinxizhidesixianggongzuo，shuofushuanghecundequnzhongrangkaidaolu，buzai**。dajiashuoduilinfangtongzhi，yingbuyinggaibiaoyang？”
dixiachuanlaiyizhenyouqiwulidehuida：“yinggai......”
wufukuanyongshoulilelidabeitou，“gengnandedeshi，linfangtongzhizhudongqingying，chengdanlezuohaoshuanghecunpeichangkuanzhuisuodegongzuo，tapaizhexiongfuxiangshuanghecunqunzhongbaozheng，liangtianzhineizhuihuipeichangkuan。linfangtongzhigongzuoyoufangfa，youdianzi，xiongyouchengzhu！zheishijiwomendangwei**zhengguanga！”
“weijianglixianjin，biancehoujin，jueding！jianglinfangtongzhizhuihuipeichangkuandeshiji，xiejintadezhuanzhengbaogaolimian。houtianxiawu4dian，womenzaizheilizhaokaiquantiganbuhuiyi，duilinfangtongzhigongwuyuanzhuanzhengwentijinxingtoupiaoceping，cepingdezhibiaozhiyouyige，jiushizhuihuipeichangkuan！”
“zhiyaolinfangtongzhizhuihuipeichangkuan，tadeshixijiushihegede！”
“xiamian，qinglinfangtongzhibiaotaifayan！”
林放一下子懵了。
gangkaishiwufukuanduitadasibiaoyangshi，linfangjiujuedebuduijing。tingdaozuihou，linfangmingbaile。
qijiangganggangshuoguo，yaobatacongqingshanzhen**ganzou，jinjiezhewufukuanjiukaileyigeteshuhuiyi，xianshibatapengshangtian，ranhoutichuliangtianhoukaipingyihui，qiantaicishipeichangkuanyaobulai，tadegongzuochengjijiushibuhegele！
neimetayewufazhuanzhengle！
zheishidianxingdeqingjunruweng！xianpenghousha！
linfanglenglengxiaole，tagangyaozhanqilai，jiubeiyangkeguanglazhule。
“xiaolin，qianwanbiedaying！”
anjianbanlaocongyequandao：“duia，huitourengecuo，haohanbuchiyanqiankui。”
linfangganxiedishuo：“xiexienimen，buguozheidianxiaoshihainanbudaowo。”
他站了起来。
“wushuji，nindeyisishi，wozhuilaipeichangkuan，cainengzhuanzheng；zhuibulaipeichangkuan，jiudejuanpugaizourenshiba？”
“linfang！niganzhiyilingdao！”litiemingzuozaitaishang，benjiuwuyongwuzhidi，jianlinfangfanbowufukuan，bianqiangxianpailezhuozi。
“suhuashuo，zhenjinbupahuolian。nizuoweishiweizuzhibudexuandiaosheng，lilunjingyanfengfu，zonghesuzhiqiang，benlaijiushidaojicenglaijingshoukaoyande！”
“lizhuren，wogongzuoyinianlai，anquanshengchan、fupinfuruo、hulinfanghuo、huanjingzhengzhi，nayangmeiyoujingshouzhukaoyan？”
“zheixiedoushichangguigongzuo，tixianbuchunideshuiping。”
“neimeqingwenlizhuren，nizuoweidangweiweiyuan，bingqieshishuangheguanquzhuren，nizuolenaxiefeichangguidegongzuo？jingshoulenaxiekaoyan？nidoubunengzhuihuipeichangkuan，zenmebuqukaoyanni，fanerlaikaoyanwozheigexinbingni？”
“woyijingshilingdao，buyongkaoyanle！”
“hehehe，kongpaniyebuganjiezheigekaoyanba？”
litieminglianzhangdetonghong，“linfang！shuokonghuafangkongpao，sheidouhuizuo！nishanzidaibiaozhen**chengnuoliangtianzhuihuipeichangkuan，jirandayingle，jiudezuodao！fouze，jiujiwomenqingshanzhen**molehei！”
“woyaoshizhuibuhuilaileni？”
“zhuibuhuilai，nijiushikaohebuhege！”
“neihao！”linfangdingzhelitieming，zhandingjietiedishuo：“peichangkuanzhuibuhuilai，woziyuancizhi！ruguowonengzhuihuilai，nizenmeban？”
litiemingmeixiangdaobeilinfangfanjiangleyijun，tanaoxiuchengnudidao：“jiupingni！ruguoninengcongqihaineilizhuihuipeichangkuan，wojiuciquzheigezhengfaweiyuan！”
linfangjiezhehuadao：“geweilingdao、geweitongshi，qingnimenzuojianzheng！ruguowonengzhuihuipeichangkuan，litiemingzidongcizhi！lizhuren，daoshihoukebuyaoshiyana！”
litieminglengxiaodao：“bieshuonizhuipeichangkuan，nikongpalianqihaideyingzidouzhaobudao！jiushizhaodaoleyouruhe？qihaineishichulemingdegundaorou，linfang！nitiqianjuanhaopugai，zhunbeigundanba！”
wufukuanbumandiqiaoleqiaozhuozi，“buyaochaole，linfangtongzhiyoubawowanchengrenwu，womenjiuyaodalizhichi。wangzhuren，zhunbeihaohoutianxiawuceping！sanhui！”
tachoulechoumiaotaohua，gangcaibeimiaotaohuabahuoyinqilaile，xianzaihunshenchire，bubazheiguhuomiediaoshizainanshou，yushiyoujialeyiju。
“miaotaohuazhuren，nilaiwobangongshiyixia！”
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