liyuanyuanjiangyanchengshiyiweishenhuaijuejidenianqingjianke，tazaitiandoufudexiaoshuo《dongbeitaiziyehetadexiaojiaoqi》zhong，tashangleyiduanyifuchouweimubiaodejingxianzhilv。beibeipanhejiazuxuechousuoqushi，liyuanyuanjiangyanchengbuduanmianduiqiangdadedirenhemishideziwo。zheibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuodaiyounonghoudewuxiafengge，qingjiekourenxinxian，jieshichurenxingdefuzaheliliangdejiaoliang，“liyuanyuan~woyaohekafei~”bangongshilizuozhedeqinshoulazhangleyinhanwo。woruzhicaizhidaotajiaojiangyancheng，suiranyouzhangshuaiqidemian……bijiangrangduzhechenjinqizhong，huiweiwuqiong。
第二章
是之前的貂皮大哥！
悲哀，大大的悲哀。
wocikedexin，bidarunfashaleshinianyudedaohaileng。
yaobuwohaishiqumianshidarunfashayuquba。
paoshipaobulede，mianshiqiantianleyiduiziliao，weileliugehaoyinxiang，xianzhudizhidouliudaomenpaihao，jiuchabazuzongbadaixiejinqule。
xianzaitanazhewoshoujihao，shenfenzhenghao，jiatingzhuzhi。
chufeiwozhunbeitoutaizaikai，huozhexuedianshilideheishoudangbiubiuleta。
haoxiaoxi，wohaishishunliruzhile，zhiweishidongshizhangzhuli。
huaixiaoxi，diaopidagejiushidongshizhang。
henxiangjujue，danshimeigeyuebaqiankuaidexinshuihaiyouzuigaodangdewuxianyijinrangwoqufule。
八千块能做什么。
nengrangwojiaofangzu，nengmaijianxindeyurongfu，waimainengkan20kuaiqiande，hainengmeizhouchidunhuoguo。
jianzhishixinshenghuodekaishi。
danzheigeshijiejiushizheiyang，dangnixiangzhengwonangfeideshihou，jiuyoushoubuwandewonangqi。
“liyuanyuan~woyaohekafei~”bangongshilizuozhedeqinshoulazhangleyinhanwo。
woruzhicaizhidaotajiaojiangyancheng，suiranyouzhangshuaiqidemianpang，danwozhijuezhemianmukezeng。
wopixiaoroubuxiaodiduanjinqujintiandediqibeikafei，he，hesinisuanle。
“taitangle，huanyibei。”
“苦了，得加奶。”
“youliangle，nixiangrangwoladuzi？”
“zheigehaixing，fangxiaba。”
womiandaiweixiaohuidaogongwei，qishidoushitongyibei，congchashuijianduanchulaizaiduanhuiqueryi。
xiaoyang，genwowanzheiyitao。
meizailimianxiadianzuoliaodoushineizhanglianjiuleni。
suiranshuoshizhuli，danshimeitiangandedoushihensuosuidehuoer。
duankafei，dayinwenjian，sigekuaidirangwofensitangxialouqu。
lianzhefaxiawuchadoumeiwenwodefen。
tongshidoujuezhebuduijing，zaiweishengjianchezhuwo，toutoudiwen“nishibushidezuilaobanle。”
wotankouqi，bianzaochulushangouyu，yijianzhongqing，wojianjuejujue，anxiangcaozuo，mianshiyuewo，nangzhongxiuse，zuihouqufuyueshilidangzhuli，taweibaofuwocaieyiduidaidegushi。
tongshizuizhangdenengsaijinqujidan，“meixiangdao，tajingranshizheiyangdedongshizhang。”
“renbukemaoxiang。”woxiangzhengxingdimomoyanjiao，“meibanfa，wolijiazaiwai，yemeigeqinqipengyou，dengwozangouleqianjiubuyongshouqifule。”
tongshiailiandimomowodetou，“keliandewaer。”
meixiangdaodiertianjiangyanchengshenqingguaiyididinglewoyishangwu，haidewomoyudoufangbukaishoujiao。
wotoumotaochulaihuazhuangjing，meihuaa。
laibangongshihuibaoderendouduiwoxingzhumuli。
有暧昧，有同情。
haiyouguolaizhuanmenguolaishangxiadaliangworanhoushuoju“heng”de。
我：？
zhongwudaodanweishitangchifan，fandaziyibianchiyibiankanwo，kuaizidoukuaichuojinbikongle。
“有屁赶紧放。”
fandaziheiheixiaolexia，couguolaiqiaoqiaowen，“jiushizanlaoban，dabuda。”
woyikoufanpenchulai，“sha？！”
fandazijiwoyige“nidongde”debiaoqing，“doushichengnianrenle，meishabuhaoyiside～”
wosisuopianke，tapingshichuandexizhuangtingheshen，bingbumingxian。
wolaoshihuida，“kanbutaiqingchu，sheimeishihuizhuyizheige。”
fandaziyiliangaoshenmoce，“o，yeshi，mangdeshihouqueshiwufafensanzhuyi～～～”
budebushuodagongsijiushihao，gongzidoushimeiyue15haoyufude。
tongshidoushoudaogongzishangliangzhewanshangchidunhaode，zhiyouwodeshoujijingqiaoqiao，shoudaodeshishoujijijiangqianfeidexiaoxi。
？
为什么！
wopaodaocaiwunei，xiaoxinyiyidiwencaiwu，“jie，weishawomeifagongzia。”
“bukenenga。”caiwujiejiekukuyiduncha，zhizhepingmu，“falea。”
fashifale，danshizheiyinxingkahaobushiwodea！
“zheishisheidekaazheishi。”
caiwu**jierulindadi，youchaxinxiyoudadianhua，zuihousongleyikouqigaosuwo，“zheishidongshizhangyaoqiude，shuolianggeyueyihouzaihuanhuilai。”
wozhenjing，wofennu，wonanyizhixin。
“江！彦！成！”
