盗笔：我是主角的狗傻帽儿-著

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zhujiaoshibaimianjieyuchendexiaoshuodaobi：woshizhujiaodegou，youzuozheshamaoerdujiachuangzuo，zuozhewenbixiangdangzhashi，qiebuxuanji，wangwenzhongdeqingliu。jingcaineirongtuijian：heixiazishoushiwanjiukaishizaiyigeduimanzawudefangjianlifanfanzhaozhao，suiranbaimianshifenbushezhangqilingdehuaibao，danshixianzaidetagenghaoqiheixiazizaizhaoshenme，bijingyi……

精彩章节

脑子寄存。

“a，zheigaisideguoqingzuoyezenmezheimeduoa，zaozhidaojiuzaodianganzuoyele，qianjitiantongxiaodawzdeshijianlaiganzuoyeduohao，xianzaitoutengsile……”

“huanyingyishijiewanghun001hao，woshixitongshitiaohaogou，youyunizaiyuanshijieyinzhangshijianweixiuxicusi，yinduofangyinsu，xianninjiangzuoweibenxitongdailingdediyiweiyishijiechuanyuezhe，001haojinrudaomushijie，zhengzaiweininzhongsushentiyijishenfen，qingninqueren。”

baimianzaiyigequanshibaisedekongjianlitingzheyanqiandegoujizijijiangshuxianzaideqingkuang，gangchuxianzaizheilidebaimianhaibukenxiangxin，renweizheikendingshiyichangmeng，xiangkuaidianxinglaibuzuoye，buranyaobeifazhan，jieguochangshiguohouwulunzenyangdouxingbulai，youzaimianqianzichengxitongdebangzhuxiakandaolezijidoushiti，zhongyuxiangxinle。

“xitong，zheishishenmeyisi？wokanguohenduochuanyuewen，zenmezhewoyebugaishidiyigea？”baimianmeiyoujizhehuidaxitong，taxiangzhebixuwenqingchua，buranshigerenfanzitongzaban，bijingtahaijidelingyigebaixingchuanyuezheni，beixitongkengkecanle，youshibeiqiujinyoushibeichengfade。

“ninhao，ninkeyichenghuwoweishitiaohaogouxitong，zaikuaichuanju，wodebianhaowei003791，ninshiwodailingchuanyuedaodiyirensuzhu，suoyizaimeiyoudedaoninxiwangwoduinindechenghuzhiqian，wojiangchenghuninwei001haowanghun，ninyourenheyiwendoukeyixiangwotichu，wohuijinwosuonengjininjieda。”

xitongdeshengyinzhongguizhongjude，bushibinglengdedianziyin，daoxiangshiguzuochenwende。bingqieshuowanqianmiandehuahouhailiangchulezijidexitongzheng，zhengmingzijishigehaotong。

kanwanhoudebaimiansikaoleshijimiaojiutongyile，yinweizijicaihuoshijinian，zenmezheyebugaiyingnianzaoshi，burantabuganxin

“wotongyi，danshixianbuyaojiangwochuansongzhixinshijie，wohaiyouwentiwenni。”

“好的。”

“nijiangwoladaozheigeshijie，shiyoushenmerenwuma？”baimianjuedetadexiangaoqingchuzheige，ranhoukaishizhidingjihua，buranjiuneiyangqu，wanyizhijiebeinongsizenmeban？

“ninbingfeiyouwolalai，shininduishengdezhinianyijizheigeshijiegezhongyihanzhaohuanlewo，ninkeyizaixitongrenwuyemianjieshourenwu，bingbuqiangzhizhixing，wanchenghouderenwuhuihuodexiangyingjifen，bingqiezaijiequshi，weilefangbianninxingdong，xitonghuitiqianyuzhisifenzhiyibaochou，danshi，qingninjizhu，xuyaozaiguidingshijianneiwanchengrenwu，weiwanchenghuikouchuwubeiyuzhijifen，chucizhiwaimeiyouqitachengfa。qingnifangxin。”

zheiyangjieshihoubaimianfangxinlehenduo，bijingzijidenenglizijiqingchu，wanyixitongjizijifabushenmehennanwanchengderenwu，neizijibushiwanduzilema？“nihuijiwoyigeshenmeyangdeshenfen？jiranchuanyueyidingshizaizhujiaoshenbianba，youguidingchushiweizhizaisheishenbianma？”

“shitiaohaogou，gumingsiyi，ninhuichengweiyizhikeaidegou，chushiweizhiyouninzijijueding，dangrankaolvdaogezhongbuwendingyinsu，womenjiangzengyuninduiyuwuxingfashudejingtong，ninbeitoufanghou，keyizaigerenzhuyechakannindegezhongshuxing。”

chenmoshijinwandekangqiao，tingdaozijidewuzhongshi，baimianzhixiangqiasiziji，weishenmeyaodayingdeneimecaolv，tingmingzidoubushigezhengchangtong，danshibaimianhaibaoyouyisixiwangdewenleyiju：wojiubunengshigerenma？

“ninyousuobuzhi，zuoweirenyaojiejinzhujiaotuandenanduhuitishenghenduo，youqishizhangqilingheheixiazi，zheiliangweizhujiaozuoweidaokoutianxuederenjiqijinshen，bingqienanyixiangxinrenheren，ninyigebujinshenjiuhuibeizhangqilingyidaosonghuiwozheilihuiluzhongzao。”

mianduixitongdeyoumowozhendexiaobuqilai，congrenbianchenggoudeluochagantaidale，zaozhidaohuizheiyangwoyidinghaohaozhenxizijideshenti。haozaibaimianhenkuaijieshoule，chengweixiangxiangruanruandexiaogouyemeishenmebuhaode，duokeaia。

“shitiaohaogou？nihaiyouqitademingzima？zheiyangjiaoyetaibufangbianle。”

“ninkeyiweiwomingming。”

tingdaozheijuhuadebaimianlianshangluchulehuaixiao，zheikeshitazijirangzijiqumingde，“jiranzheiyang，neiyaobujiaolaifuba，danshihaoduoputonggoudoujiaozheige……haishijiaowangcaiba，suiranchengweileyitiaogou，danshiyeyaoyouyigedangfupodemengxianga！”

“haode，ganxienindemingming。”wangcaizuishangganxie，danshibaimianconglimiantingchuleyizhongwuyu，caibuguantani！

“wonengxuanzezijishishenmepinzhongdema？”baimiandaizhexiaozhefawen。

xitongzhijielachulaibaimiandechushishezhi，kanzhediyixingdepinzhongbaimianfannanle，haoduokeaidegougou，zaizheiliyouyulehaojiu，zuihouturanxiangqilaixiaoshihouyeyeyangdeyizhigou，dangshitebiexihuan，kexihoulaibeihuairentoudusile，baimianzuihoudexuanzeshizhonghuatianyuanquantiebaojin——siyangou！

baimianyuekanyuehaokan，yuekanyuexihan，zaicikendingzijideshenmeiyijiyanguang。

houmiandexuanxiangyedoushijingguoshensishulvde，zuihouyizhichushengsishiwutiandexiaonaigoujiuxinxianchulule，jiexialaijiushizuihouyigenantile，chushiweizhizaisheishenbian？

jieyuchen？suiranyuanzhulitabiaoxianchuguoduixiaomaoxiaogoudexihuan，danshibaimianbingburenweitahuizaikandaozijidediyiyanjiujuedeyangziji，bijingtahenmang，hennanzhaogudaoziji。

wuxie？suiranwuxiexianzaitianzhenshanliang，danjiutakaineigewusanju，haiyouneitechanpaomian，baimianpazijibeiesi。

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jiuzaibaimiansikaozijitoufangdaosheishenbianshiburongyizhongdaobengzushi，wangcaichushengle：“ninbubidanxin，youyuwomenbingbushirenlei，bingqiexuyaoyikaozhujiaowanchengrenwu，suoyiwomenhuiduizhujiaoyoubaifenzhibaidexiyinli，danshiyeqingninxiangchuyigehegedechuchangfangshi。”

zheijiuhaoshuole，jiandanlaishuozhiyaowozhengchangchuxianzaizhujiaotuanshenbian，jiuyidinghuibeishouyang！

jiranzheiyangneiwoyaokaolvdeyinsujiuhenshaole，jieyuchenhenmang，meikongpeiwo，bingqiexitongderenwu，jifenduodedoushizaimuli，dantaxiamushijianmeiyouqitajiweizhujiaoduo，wozuorenwujiuhuiyouhenduodexianzhizhijiepassdiao。wangpangzi，daomimenqinqiedechenghuweipangmama，jiranshimamaneikendingjiubuhuidaibaimianxiamu，yepass。wuxie，zheitaixiemenle，baimianshizhenpaesi。neimeshengxiadezhangqilingheheixiazi，tamenlianggezhuzaijieyuchendefangzili，suoyibeiqizhongyigeshouyangjiubiaoshijiejinleliangren，danshizhongsuozhouzhi，zhangqilingshigeshenghuofei，meiyouhuodeshihoubushicadaojiushifadai，suoyizuihoubaimianjuedingquheixiazide**tanzishang，dengheixiazibazijidaihuijiahoujiuquzhaozhangqiling，hetayiqidengzheheixiazizuofan，youmingdeheixiazipaiqingjiaorousichaofan，baimianzhendehenxiangchi！

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baimiandejinenghaidoushichujide，tazaixitongdebangzhuxiazhangwoleshiyongfangfa，ranhoujiushizaitigaojingzhunduhefashudengji，zuihoulianxile25tiandebaimianjuedezijiyinggaiquxiulian，“haha，bukuishiwo，cai25tian，wojiuyijingshigaojifashile，kanlaiwobujinshixuexideliao，haishixiuliandeliaoa！”haimeigaoxingyihuidebaimianjiubeiwangcaipoleyitonglengshui，“baimian，nigaoxingshaya，yaobushiwozheikongjianlilingqinong，niyaoshibeitoufanghouzaikaishixiulian，ninengxiuliangepi！”zheihuashuodebaimianhuoqichengchengchengwangshangzhang，danshiyouzhuabudaowangcai。

zaibaimiankaishixiulianhoudedisantian，wangcaizhongyubaolule，kaishizhihubaimiandaming，lianjingcheng“nin”doumeile，neiyizhangzuijiushiqibaimian，pianpianbaimianjiushinatameibanfa。

zhongyu28tianguoqu，wangcairangbaimianzaijianchayixiazijideshezhi，tayaotoufangle。

zuihoubaimiandegerenzhuyewei：baimian

wuzhongzhonghuatianyuanquantiebaojin

性别母

gexingqianmingqianlaiqianlaiqiancongsimianbafanglai

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（早点休息哦！）