shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《dangchujieqiannibuji，wochengshoufunikusha》，leishuyudoushishenghuoticai，zhurengongshisuluoliubingyan，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuoshaonianbuer，gushineironggenggai：kanzhetamenyihuodeyanshen，xuhaodongnaizhexingzijieshidao：“wodaxuetongxuesuluo，qianduanshijianbushijielewoliangwan……
lingyitou，guaduandianhuahou，sucangshandeqizizhouyurongwendao：“xiaoluogennijieqian？”
sucangshanlengxiaoleyisheng，buxiedao：“meicuo，yikaikoujiushiwuwan，haishuoyoushenmejishi，zhenshixiaosiwole，nengyoushajishi，wufeijiushihuahuashijiemirenyan，gangbiyejiushenxianxiaofeixianjing，jianglaizhudingmeishachuxi，bukuishilaoerjiadehaizi，jiusuanshimingxiaobiye，yeshifeiwuyige。”
zhouyurongwenyan，kaixindixiaodao：“benlaiwoyiweitashangle985mingxiaohou，huicongcifeihuangtengda，jianglaiyoukenengchaoguowomenjiani，xianzaikanlai，shiwoduolvle。”
zuoweisujiaweiyizhuandaodaqiandejiating，tamenxiangshouzheqinqimenchongbaidemuguangheguitiandetaidu，ziranbuxiangnageqinqimoutianfadale，gentamenpingqipingzuo，tamendaxindilixiwangzheixieqiongqinqiyizhishenghuozaidiceng，yizhiyangwangzhetamen。
zhengyingleneijuhua，zuibuxiangnibianhaode，yongyuanshinideqinqi。
suoyi，dangniansuluokaoshang985mingxiaoshi，tamenxinlibietiyouduonanshou，suluobiyehou，tamenzongshiguaiwanmojiaodidatingsuluodegongzuohenianxin。
dangdezhisuluozhaodaoleyifenbucuodegongzuohou，tamenxinligengnanshoule。
erxianzai，kandaosuluo“shenxianxiaofeixianjing”zhaotamenjieqian，yikaikoujiushiwuwan，tamenxinlisuanshichedishutanle。
yigeduiweilairenshengwanquanmeiyouguihua，yanzhongtouzhixiaofeideren，nengyoushachuxi？
sucangshannaqizhuoshangdehongjiu，qingqingyaohuangleyixia，minleyixiaokou，suihoukaixindiduizhouyurongshuodao：
“laopo，meixiangdao，lianxiaoluozheigedaxuebadoufeile，kanlai，woneixieqiongqinqizhudingyaodangyibeizideqiongqinqile，hahaha……”
……
duiyusucangshanzheigedalaobanbujieqian，suluoxinliduoshaohaishiyuliaodaode，bijingzheijiahuoshichulemingdekou，shenzhikoudaozaifuyanglaorenfangmian，zuoweiyigedalaoban，feiyonghaiyaogenqitasanxiongdiaa。
tadazheidianhuayeshibaozheshiyishidetaidu。
“jiexialaizhaosheini？sanshujialibiwojiahaiqiong，tingshuosishugangzuolexiexiaomaimai，zhuanlexieqian，zhaotashishiba。”
suiji，tabotonglesishusucangyundedianhua。
“sishu，woxianzaiyudaodianjishi，xuyaosanwan，nikannineibianfangbufangbianjiewo？bangeyuehouyidinghaini。”
sucangyunjingyadeshengyinchuanlai。
“xiaoluo，niyige985mingxiaobiyede，haixuyaozhaowojieqian？”
suluo：“zheibuturanyoujishi，xuyaoyongqianzhouzhuan，sishu，nikan……”
tahuahaimeishuowan，sucangyunjiudaduanleta。
“nikeladaoba，nigedaxuegangbiyede，nengyoushashixuyaosanwanneimeduo，nijiushixiangyaomaimingpaiqugentongshixuanyaoba，meixiangdaonitangtangyigemingpaidaxuebiyesheng，jinghairucixinfuqizao，shudoududaogouduzilile。”
“xinghaonitangdimeiyouzhanshangnizheizhongwaifengxieqi，suirantazhishizhongzhuanbiye，meiyuesiqian，danzhuanduoshaohuaduoshao，naxiangnizheiyang，meiqianhaiyingyao**，nigemingpaidaxueshengliantayigezhongzhuanshengdouburu，zheidaxuezhenshibaishangle。”
shuowan，haimeidengtashuohua，sucangyunjiuzhijieguaduanledianhua。
takanzheshouji，wuyuzhiji。
bujieqianjiusuanle，haitemebatajijiaoyuyidun，dieweizenmeneimezhongni？
“kanlaizheixieqinqishizhiwangbushangle，zhaotongxuekankanba。”
tadiyishijianjiuxiangdaolesheyou，tongchuangsinian，yesuanjianliqileshenhoudeyouyi。
“haozibuxing，tabagangquezhenleaizheng，zhengshixuyaoqiandeshihou，zhaoxufeiba，zheixiaozibangeyueqianhaigenwomenxuanyaomaicaipiaozhongleershiwan，erqiewodaxueshijingchangbangta，tayinggaihuijiejiwoba。”
suiji，tazhaodaolexufeideshoujihaoma，bodaleguoqu，dianhuahenkuaijiubotongle，xufeireqingdeshengyinchuanleguolai。
“luoge，zenmeturanxiangqilaijiwodadianhua？”
suluo：“xiongdi，wozheibianyudaolejishi，jixuyaoqianzhouzhuanyixia，nikannengbunengjiewowuwan？wobangeyuehouhaijini。”
xufei：“nibushizhaolegenianxinershiwandegongzuoma？zenmehaiyaogenwojieqiana？”
“bietile，yudaoleyigebiantailingdao，woyijingcizhile。”
“nicizhile？neinihaizhaowojieqian？nidaoshinashenmehai？nizheishixiangpianwoqianba？”
suluobuyoudizhoulezhoumeitou，zheihuayaoshicongbierenzuilishuochulai，tadaoyenenglijie，kemeixiangdao，jingshicongsheyouxufeidezuilishuochulaide。
“xiongdi，shuoshani？wojiushiyoujishixuyaozhouzhuanyixia，bangeyuehoubaozhenghaini，wodeweirennihaibulejiema？zenmekenenghuipianqianni。”
xufei：“nishenmeweiren？zheikeshiwuwan，sheiganbaozhengnibuhuijianqianyankai？daoshizhuangsibuhaiqian，wozhaosheikuqu？nizheiyangderenwojianduole。”
suluowenyan，huoqichengdeyixiajiushanglaile。
“xufei，nishuozheihuajiumeijinglea，zaixuexiao，nimeiqiandeshihou，woshibushijingchangqingnichifan？meicizhao**shibushidouhuibanidaishang？nixianzaifanguolaishuowojianqianyankai，shuowopianqian？nitemeyoubingba？”
xufeiyenule：“nihoushenme？douduojiuzhiqiandeshiqinglenihaifanchulai，wodangshidouxieguonile，nihaixiangzenmeyang？nazheixieshidaodebangjiawoyibeizi？zenmehuiyounizheimeexinderen？daodeconglaidoushiyonglaiyueshuziji，bushiyueshubierende。”
“我恶心？”
suluoxinlidunshiyoushiwanzhi**zaibenteng。
tadangnianhaoxinbangxufei，jieguoxianzaidaochengletadebushile，zheinalaidegoupidaoli？
xufeijixushuodao：“he，gangbiyejiunadangchubangzhuguowodeneixieweibuzudaodexiaoshilaidaodebangjiawo，xiangyaopianwoqian，suluo，meixiangdaonishizheiyangderen，zhenrangwogandaoexin。”
说完，挂断了电话。
suluoyibajiangshoujishuaizailechuangshang。
“zheixufeitaniangdezenmehuishi？jiusuanbuxiangjieqian，yemeibiyaobahuashuodeneimenantingba？siniandetongchuangqingyiweilegoule？”
tabaisibudeqijie，xufeiweishenmehuizheibaneyichuaiceta，shizaibuxiangbujieqian，mingshuobujiuhaolema，tayebushishenmexiaoqizhiren。
banshanghou，tadexinqingcaimanmanpingfulexialai。
zhongxinnahuishouji，bodalelingyigesheyouwangjingyudedianhua，faxianmeirenjie。
yushi，jiezhebodalejigetarenweiguanxibucuo，erqiexianzaijiajingyebucuodetongxue。
kejieguoqueshi，jingmeiyouyirenyuanyijieqianjita。
yishijian，tajuedexiongkoududehuang，kuaibuzoudaoleyangtai，lianzuolejigeshenhuxi。
doushuochengnianrendebengkuishicongjieqiankaishide，taxianzaisuanshitihuidaole。
tabuyoudiziwohuaiyileqilai。
“worenyuanzhendechadaolezheigedibulema？liangeyuanyijieqiandepengyoudoumeiyou。”
“叮咚！”
jiuzaizheishi，shoujixiangqilevxxiaoxitishiyin，tanaqilaiyikan，liansedunshibiandejiqidenankan。
zhijianxufeizaidaxuequnlishuodao：
【geweixiaoxina，suluoxianzaishiyele，xianzaizhengzaidaochupianqianni，gangcaixiangpianwowuwan，womeiji，yushinaoxiuchengnuchoumalewoyidun，hainayiqianbangzhuguowodeneixiewuzuqingzhongdeshilaidaodebangjiawo，wojiumeijianguozheimeexinderen，dajiaxiaoxinfangfana。】
jiezhe，suluozhaoguodeqitajirenyezaixiabianhuidao。
【tayezhaowole，kaikoujiushiliangwan，shuoyoujishi，bangeyuehouhai，wojuedebuduijing，yemeijiejita。】
【tayezhaowoyaojiesanwan，xinghaowoyefanyingguolaile，meijiejita，buranzheiqianzhendedashuipiaole。】
【找我要两万。】
【yezhaowole，yikaikoujiusanwan。】
【woqu，suluochushashileayaojiezheimeduoqian？】
【henmingxianma，yaomejinchuanxiaole，yaomexiangpianqian，nagegangbiyedexuyaozheimeduoqiana？dajiahaishifangzhedianba，bijingxianzaizhengqiandouburongyi。】
【shangdaxuedeshihou，jiuzhidaotabushishenmehaoren，xianzaizhongyuluchujijiaole，liantongxuedeqiandouxiangpian，zhengouexinde。】
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