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《dangchuxianwoshengbule?xianzaijishani!》miaohuilelinyouyoujiangchendeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi,beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。gongziaidiaoyuqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji,xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong,tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi,pangbiandexizhuangnanrenshishidijiangzhangqilanruhuaizhong,roushenganwei,tongshiyongyizhongjiazazhetongqingheqingmiedeyanshenkanxiangjiangchen。……。

精彩章节

ruguogangayouduanwei,linyouyoujuede,taheshenbianzheiwei“bingshanxiansheng”cikeyijingrongdenglezuiqiangwangzhe,bingqiezhengzaidianfengsaibeiquanfuwanjiaweiguan。

zaihushineiju“sheiyebiexianqishei”dezhongjishenpanhou,tahejiangchen,xiangliangtiaobeifenggandexianyu,jiangyingdi、yibuyinuodi,zoujinlesanhaozhenshi。

zhenshibuda,quebeigezhongrentijingluotu、caoyaobiaobenhehouhoudeyixuedianjisaidemanmandangdang。kongqizhongneigunongdehuabukaidezhongyaowei,zaizheilidadaoledingfeng,fangfonengningchengshizhi,hurenyilian。

yiweixufajiebai,daizhelaohuajing,xianfengdaogudelaoyezizhengzuozailihuamuzhuohou,manyouyoudipinzheyibeigouqicha。tajiushichuanshuozhongde“songziguanyin”——sunchengde,sunlao。

sunlaotaiqiyanpi,touguolaohuajingdaliangleyixiayanqianzheidui“jintongyunv”,hunzhuodeyanjinglishanguoyisileran。tazhilezhiduimiandelianggeyuandeng,zhongqishizudikaikou:“zuo。sheixianshuo?”

linyouyouhejiangchenduishiyiyan,youfeikuaidicuokai。sheixianshuo?shuoshenme?shuowomenbushifuqi,zhishipingshuixiangfengde“buyunbuyu”dazi?

jianliangrendoubuzuosheng,sunlao“pa”diyixiajiangchabeidunzaizhuoshang,chuihuzidengyandao:“zenmezhe?laikanbinghaiwanshang‘nihuawocai’le?fuqitongzhen,shiweileranglaotouziwoquanmianlejieqingkuang,yinyangdiaohe,duizhengxiayao!nimenliangzheimebupeihe,binghaixiangbuxiangzhile?”

de,youbeidangchengfuqile。

linyouyoushenxiyikouqi,ganjuezijidetaiyangxuezaitutuzhitiao。tajuedingfangqijieshi,yinweitayugan,renhejieshizaizheiweikanqilaipowei“duduanzhuanxing”delaoyezimianqian,doujiangshicangbaiwulide。

tarenmingbandilakaidengzizuoxia,chechuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong:“dafu,woxianshuoba。wo,duonangluanchaozonghezheng,yuejingbudiao,beiyunsannianwuguo。”

tayanjianyigai,xiwangsuzhansujue。

sunlao“wu”leyisheng,naqiyizhimaobi,kaishizaifanhuangdecaozhishanglongfeifengwu。tayibianxie,yibiantouyebutaidiwen:“shenghuoxiguanzenmeyang?aobuaoye?aibuaichishenglengxinla?yalidabuda?”

“e,dou……zhanyidian。”linyouyouxinxudihuida。

sunlaotingxiabi,taiyankanta,muguangruju:“yidian?wokannizheiqise,ganqiyujie,piweixuhan,hezhishiyidian?nizheimaobing,yibanshitianshengde,yibanjiushizijizuode!”

linyouyoubeixundexianggexiaoxuesheng,daqidoubuganchu。

meixiangdao,sunlaoxunwanta,youjiang“paohuo”duizhunlepangbiandejiangchen:“haiyouni!xiaohuozi,bieyiweinizuozhebushuohuajiumeishile。kannizheinianjiqingqing,yanxiawuqing,miansehuian,yikanjiushishenqikuixu,zongyuguodu!”

“pu——”linyouyouyigemeirenzhu,chadianxiaochusheng。taganjindixiatou,yongshouwuzhuzui,jianbangquezaibushoukongzhidijuliedoudong。

zongyuguodu?zheiweidagekanqilaibitangsenghaisidajiekong,jiuchaba“qingxinguayu”sigezikezailianshanglehaoma!

jiangchenneizhangwannianbingshanlian,cikezhongyuyoulebengliedejixiang。tafulefuyanjing,jingpianhoudeyanshentouchuyisihanjiandejiongpohewunai。tazhanglezhangzui,sihuxiangbianjieshenme,zuihouhaishixuanzebizui,zhishiergenchu,qiaoqiaodifanqileyimohongse。

sunlaoxianranduitamendefanyinghenmanyi,taqingleqingsangzi,kaishiletade“fuqilianhewenzhen”。

“pingshizaijiasheizuofan?”

linyouyou:“……wo。”(suiranyiqianshi,danxianzaidanshenle。)

jiangchen:“……(chenmoshijin)”

“一周几次房事?”

linyouyou:“……”(lianjiabaohong,xiangdangchangqushi。)

jiangchen:“……”(jingpianxiadeyanshenyijingjiebing,zhoushenqiyadidaolingxia。)

“chaobuchaojia?sheixianditou?”

linyouyou:“……”(womengangganghaizaichao,chadiandaqilai,suanma?)

jiangchen:“……”(kaishirenzhensikaoxianzaiqishenlikai,huibuhuibeidangchengyinao。)

zhenggewenzhenguocheng,duiliangrenlaishuo,jianzhishiyichanggongkaichuxing。tamenbeipodangzheyigemosheng“chouren”demian,huidazhegezhonglingrenjiaozhikoudideyinsiwenti。ersunlao,zexiangyigedongxiyiqiededajiazhang,duitamendeshenghuoxiguanhe“fuqimaodun”jinxinglequanfangweide、haobuliuqingdepipan。

linyouyoucongyikaishidexiangxiao,daohoulaidemamu,zaidaozuihoudeshengwukelian。taganjuezijizheibeizidoumeizheimediurenguo。

zhongyu,zheichangmanzhangde“kuxing”jieshule。

sunlaofangxiabi,yishoudazheyigerendemaibo,bimuningshenpianke,ranhouyaotouhuangnaodijichuletashenhuqishendezuizhongzhenduan。

taxianshiduilinyouyoushuo:“nia,jiushidianxingde‘gonghan’。zigongligengebingjiaoside,zhongzisajinquyefabuleya。denuan,dedanuantenuan!”

ranhou,tayouzhuanxiangjiangchen,yongyizhong“wokantouleni”deyanshenkanzheta:“nini,jiushi‘shenxu’。shenzhujing,nizheifadongjidonglibuzu,xiaokedoudouwujingdacai,paobukuai,ziranyejiuzhaobudaomama。debu,dedabutebu!”

shuowan,laoyeziduanqichabei,youyoudiheleyikou,rengxialeyikezhongbangzhadan。

“buguoma,”tapiaolepiaolinyouyou,youpiaolepiaojiangchen,zuijiaoluchuyimogaoshenmocedeweixiao,“nimenliangcouyikuaier,daoyesuanshijuepei。yigehan,yigexu,zhenghaoyigexuyaobuyang,yigexuyaoziyin。huiquhaohaodiaoli,yinyanghubu,zhibudingfufudezheng,jiuchengleni!”

负……负负得正?

linyouyouganjuezijideshijieguanbeishuaxinle。yuanlaibuyunbuyu,hainengzheimejieshi?zheinalishikanbing,zheifenmingshixuanxuepeiduia!

tahejiangchen,nazheliangzhanglongfeifengwudeyaofang,hunhuneedizouchulezhenshi,xianglianggebeichouzoulelinghundemuou。

liangrenyiluwuyan,zhidaozaiquyaochuangkouzaicixiangyu。

yaojishijiangliangdabaoyongniupizhibaohaodezhongyaotuidaotamenmianqian,neinongyude、daizhekuseqixideweidao,shunjianjiangtamenlahuilexianshi。

liangrengezitizheneiyidadai“mingyundeliangyao”,mianmianxiangqu,qifengangadaolejidian。

linyouyoukanzhejiangchenshoulideyaobao,youkankanzijide,zaixiangqigangcaizhenshilineifan“yinyanghubu、fufudezheng”deshenqiyanlun,zhongyu,tazaiyerenbuzhule。

“puhahahahahaha——”

tafuzheyaofangdejutai,xiaodeqianfuhouyang,yanleidoubiaolechulai。

jiangchenbeitazheituruqilaidebaoxiaogaodeyileng,suiji,kanzhetaxiaodehaowuxingxiangdeyangzi,youlianxiangdaogangcaijinglideyiqie,taneijinbengdezuijiao,yeqijibandi,weiweixiangshanggouqileyigejixiaodehudu。suiranzhuanshunjishi,quexiangbingchuanshangliekaideyidaofengxi,touchulejifennuanyi。

“neige……”linyouyouhaoburongyizhizhuxiao,calecayanjiaodeleihua,juedezheimexiaohuayigegangrenshide“bingyou”youdianbuhoudao。taqingleqingsangzi,zhudongdapojiangju:“‘shenxu’dage,zanliangzheisuanbusuanshibudabuxiangshia?”

jiangchenkanzhetaxiaodehongpupudelian,chenmoleliangmiao,ranhoucongkoudailinachushouji,jiesuo,diankaileerweimajiemian。

dongzuoyiqihecheng,meiyouyijufeihua。

linyouyoumiaodong。tayenachushouji,malidisaolema。

“ding”deyisheng,haoyoutianjiachenggong。

takanleyiyanduifangdeweixinming,jiandandaozhiyouyigezimu:j。touxiangshiyipianchunhei。

“wojiaolinyouyou。”tadafangdizibaojiamen。

“jiangchen。”bingshanxianshengzhongyutuchulezijidemingzi,shengyindichen,xiangdatiqindemougeyinjie。

linyouyoukanzheshoujishangneigeheiqiqidetouxiang,youkanlekanyanqianzheigeyibenzhengjingdenanren,wanxindaqi。tafeikuaidijijiangchenshezhileyigebeizhuming:

【绝配肾虚哥】

ranhou,tachaotahuanglehuangshouji,xiaodexiangzhitoulexingdemao:“xingle,‘gonghan’pei‘shenxu’,tianshengyidui。yihou,zanmenjiushitongbingxianglian、tongzhougongjidegemingzhanyoule!weilezaoribaituo‘buyunbuyu’demaozi,yiqijiayouba!”

jiangchenkanzhetalianshangneicanlanyoudaizhejifenjiaoxiadexiaorong,jingpianhoudeyanshensihurouheleyixie。tameiyoushuohua,zhishiqingqingdidianlediantou。

窗外,阳光正好。

lianggebenyinghaowujiaojideren,yinweiyichangwulongbaichude“shesi”jingli,yiyizhongzuiyixiangbudaodefangshi,jiechengletongmeng。

tamendoubuzhidao,zheigekansihuangtangdekaishi,jianghuiruhechedidi,dianfutamenweilaiderensheng。

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