wanzhengbandoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《dadaobairenfan》,ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai,kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi,zhujiaoshilinchenanbuer,yeshizuozhenulizhuanqianchihuoguosuoxiede,gushigenggai:zhuchusongchuquzuihouliangzhangdingdan,zhuanshenjiangjinshuzhuopaidezhentianxiang,yinlaisuoyouhouchuyuangongdezhuyi。“nijintianjiandesuoyoudiwangguikanchengwanmei!yangpaishuduyewuketiao……
“meizaiyi,xiguanle。”
duiyuzheigeyouliangfumiankongdelaowai,linchenyeshigandaoyoudianyisi。
lukasiyaozheroujiazi,yibiantaitoushangshangxiaxiadaliangzheiliangcanche。
“gemen,kannizheicanchetingxinde,shouyiyouzheimehao,buxiangshilinshiqiyichulaimai,zameigaodiantupianshade,zaibujinonggexiaodianshiyexinga。”
linchensuikoufuyanliangju,zongbunengshuozijilianggexiaoshiqiancaigangjuedingbaitanba?
zaipangbiandouliulexujiudejiminglaowaimuduleanbuerjiadeliangrenzhuanbiandequanguocheng,shuobuhaoqikendingshijiade,youyulebantian,zuizhonghaishijuedingzouguolaimaiyifenchangchang。
“hei,laishengyile,neiwobudaraonileha,gemenniyibanjidianchutan,wonengbunengzaiyiguotaxianghuoxiaqukequanzhiwangnile!”
lukasirangkaichuangkou,tongshihaiyongliulidefayuchaoweiguolaidejirenreqingdixuanchuanroujiamodemeiweiyijidaxiawuqianduoniandelishi。
linchenchaotatouquganjidemuguang,xianglexiang,kaikoudao:“zanshihaibuqueding,woshijianzhichulaibai,shenmeshihouchutanqujueyushenmeshihouxiaban。”
“buchuyiwaidehua,dagailvhuizaizheier,eduile,zheiyang,yaoshininengbangmanglalake,rangwozailingdianqianbazheixieroujiaziquanmaichuqu,yihounilaichiwodoumiandan!”
“haiyouzheizhonghaoshi?!”
lukasishunjianlailejingshen,jimangjiangshengxiaderoujiazisaijinzuili,chouleliangzhangcanjinzhicacayouzui,pengzheshoujizoudaoyipangbuzhidaozaidaogudianshenmedongxi。
“laoban,jiwolaiyifendaxiahanbao。”
“woyeyaoyifen,youmeiyoushenmejianguozailimian?woguomin。”
“meiyoude”,tazaicixiankaiguogailaorou,tongshichaosuoyoushikehandao:“zhiyoumianfen、huangyouhezhurou,haiyouxiexiangxinliao,doubushizhuyaoguominyuan,dajiafangxinchi!”
laidaoguowaicantingdagong,zuirangtazhenjingdebushibiede,jiushiguomin。
shenmexiqiguguaideguominyuandouyou,zhiyounixiangbudao,meiyourenjiazuobudao,shenzhizhuchucengjinghaizhengzhongtixingguobukeyibalengfanduanshangzhuo,neiyanghuidaozhiyouxiekerenguominsiwang。
dangshitingdaozheihua,shushimeijitazhenjingdaoxiabatuojiu。
dangranle,zheizhongrenhaishishaoshu,yibanchulaimaichidezijizhudongjiuhuiwen,buwenmorenjiushimeiyouguomin。
suizheyigegepenxiangsucuideroujiazidichuchuangkou,jichangluludelaowaimenzaojiuannabuzhuhaoqi,fenfenyaoshangyikouxiangchangchangzheiwanyijiujingshishenmeweidao。
“zheigebaisedemianbao,weidaoyoudianshuxia,genyingshimaifenyonghuangyoujianguozhihoudeneizhongweidaohenxiang。”
“aduiduidui,woganggangjiuzaixiang,yuanlaishiyingshimaifen!”
“limiandezhurousidaodishizenmezuode,ganggangkanlaobanzuo,sihujiushizhengtiaowuhuarouxiaguozhu,kanshangquhenfei,meixiangdaochijinzuiliyidianyounideganjuedoumeiyou。”
“queshi,woconglaidoumeizaichaoshilizhudongmaiguowuhuarou,yizhiyiweiwuhuarouweiyidezuofajiushiazhipeigen,yaoshinengxuedaozheigepeifang,wojiukeyizaijiajihaizimenzuoxinkouweiwufandaiquxuexiaole。”
午饭?!
林晨眼睛一亮。
duia,zenmemeixiangdaozheiyicha?
shenziqianqing,tanchuchuangkou。
“neishenme,womenzheigedaxiahanbaokeyidabaofenzhuangde,daihuiquzhiyaokaoxianghuozhepingdiguorewufenzhong,kaomianbaojiliangsanfenzhong,rouniweiboludingyixia,zhuangjinqujiukeyichide,henfangbian。”
“yi,zheimejiandanma?”
“neitaihaole,youbianyiyouhaochi,haifangbian,laobanjiwonawu……bu,shigedabao!”
“wolaishiergeba,zhenghaojialimeirennengfendaoliangge。”
“laoban,daihuiqunengbunenglengdongde?wojiazhugebizhen,laishiqulianggexiaoshi,taimafanle,keyidehuawogancuiyiciduomaidian,xiacilaijiubuzhidaoshishenmeshihoule。”
linchenlianshanglekailehua,lianliandiantou:“keyidekeyide,genzhengchangmianbaoneiyanglengdongchucunjiuxing,jiareshijianshaoweizhanggeyiliangfenzhongjiuxing,buxuyaotiqianjiedong。”
“xing,neijiwolaisanshige,yibaiwushioushiba?woqubachekaiguolai,zheilibunengtingche,dengxiabangmangdiyixiaha。”
“haohao,baozaiwoshenshang!”
yuanbenhaizaidanxinmaibuchuqu,jieguoyijunengdabao,shunjianmaichuquwushiduoge,zhijieqingkongjinbandekucun。
lingwaijimingshikehenxianranjiuzhuzaibenshi,meiyouxiangdabaodaizoudeniantou,danmeizouduoyuanyouzhehuilaiduomaileyigedaihuiqulushangchi。
roujiazibuda,genxifangliuxingderegoushuyutonggedangcidejietouxiaochi,zuishihebianzoubianken,yigexiaquyoubuhuihenbaoduzi。
“滴滴!!”
henkuai,haofangjiejiangchekaileguolai,linchenlijijiangyijingdabaohaodesangedadaizidiguoqu。
“ewodeshangdi,qiaoqiaoneibian,neidaodishishenmeqingkuang?”
congcanchedabaohaojigedaizishiwudexingweishunjianyinqiguoluxingrenmendezhuyi。
canchebuxiqi,dandabaozheimeduohuijia,dajieshangsuibianzhaogerenwenkendingdoushimeijianguo。
“zouzou,kankanneijiamaidesha。”
“youzheimehaochima,juranyaodabaoneimeduo?”
weilongguolaideshikeyuelaiyueduo,zhoubianbushaomaidaoroujiazizhengzaichidelaowaiyefenfenjichujigaodepingjia。
linchenmangdemantoudahan,yishijianjingranyouxiezuobuguolai,shenzhiyouzhongbizaifandianhouchuhaiyaomangliudecuojue。
“suoyishuo,woganggangjinimenkandedoushidaxiazhenshidehangpaiyingpian,haiyouxiangwozheiyangdewaiguorenqulvyouqinzipaidevlog,daxiazhendeshiyigeshenqiergulao……”
lukasizhengdaizheyiqunkanshangqugangchengniandenianqingnannvwangzheibianzoulai,taotaobujuedimiaohuizhedaxiameishidemeiwei。
jiangdaoyiban,turanfaxiancancheneibianjingranlisancengwaisancengweimanleren,genxianqianmenkeluoquedezhuangtaixingchengxianmingdeduibi。
kandaocancheshengyihuobao,zheiqunqingshaonianbenlaijiubeigouqidehaoqizhihuoshunjiandianran,genbenbuyongtacui,yigelianggequandouweileshangqu。
lukasizhabazhabayan,mengdiduojiao。
“gaisi,zenmehuizheiyang,womianfeidefanpiaoaaa!!”
“heilukasi,niganggangganmaqule?”
anbuerhejiadebuzhidaocongnalimaochulai,wangxiangcanchedemuguangzhongchongchizhefuzadeshenqing。
“zheigehanbao,yinggaishidaxiazuihaochideshiwuleba?meixiangdaomaixiangjuranzheimeputong。”
“a?nishuoshenmeni?”
lukasiqiguaididingzhezijihaoyou,“roujiazieryi,suiranlishiyoujiu,danchongqiliangzhinengsuanshixiaochideyizhong,guangwoqudechengshi,zheizhongxiaochijiuyoushangbaizhong。”
“chucizhiwaihaiyoushubuqingdegezhongmianshi、roushi、tanggeng、yinpin、tiandian……gengbietidaxiameizuochengshiyinshiwenhuadoubuxiangtong,yibeizidoubiexiangchiwan。”
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