linmowangqiangshiyiweiguduershoushangdelinghun,zaidonghanguodejiutouzhijijingdexiaoshuo《didiaochengshoufu:wozaitizhineidangxianyu》zhong,tajiangjingliyiduanniuquerzhenhandemingyunzhilv。linmowangqiangyongyouyichangqiangdadechaonengli,danquebeiqiujinyuyigemimishiyanshizhong。taotuohou,tayuyiqunzhitongdaohedehuobanyiqizhankaileduikangxieeshilidezhandou。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuochongmanjinzhangcijideqingjieheyixiangbudaodezhuanzhe,santianhou,haishineigeyanwuliaorao、jianpanshengpipazuoxiangde“jisuwangba”jiaoluo。linmoshuliandikaiji,shuruzhanghaomima,……jiangrangduzhexianruqizhong,wufaziba。
dianhuabotong,xiangleliangshengjiubeijieqi,chuanlailaomashuxiyoudaizhedianjiaojideshengyin:“wei?xiaomoa?zenmezheigediandadianhua?gongzuozhaodezayangle?magennibakedoujisile!”
tingzhemuqinneidaizhenongnongxiangyin、manshiguanqiedelaotao,linmobizimengdiyisuan。qianshizijihunchengneifuguiyangzi,zuiduibuqidejiushidiema。taganjinqingleqingsangzi,yaxiafanyongdeqingxu。
“ma,shiwo。gongzuo…youdianmeimule。”linmojinliangrangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjingerduding。
“youmeimule?shahaodanwei?shidagongsibu?gongzigaobugao?”laomadeshengyinlikebagaolejidu,chongmanleqidai。pangbianhainengyinyuetingdaolaobacouguolaideshengyin:“kuaiwenwen,wenwen!”
linmochenmoleyixia,ranhouqingxidishuo:“ma,ba,wojuedingle,buquneixiegongsile。woyaokaogongwuyuan,kaohuizanmenjiangcheng。”
dianhuaneitoushunjiananjingle。
zuzuguolewumiaozhong,laomananyizhixindeshengyincaixiangqi,daizhedianjianrui:“sha?gongwuyuan?xiaomo!nidushudushala?gongwuyuanyoushahao?nikankannisanshujianeigexiaozi,zaijiedaobanganlekuaishinianle,gongzijiuneimediansiqian,liantaoxiangyangdefangzidoumaibuqi!quxifudoufeijing!nikeshizhongdiandaxuebiyesheng!neimeduohaogongsiqiangzheyao,qushaqingshuiyamena!”
laobadeshengyinyechalejinlai,daizhehentiebuchenggangdejizao:“jiushi!xiaomo,ninaoziqingxingdian!xianzaishaniandaile?shichangjingji!danggongwuyuannengyoushachuxi?ebusiyechengbuzhe!nitingbade,ganjinqubaneige‘hongdakeji’deofferqianle!renjiajideqixinjiuliuqian!liuqiana!zaijiangchenggouganduoshaoshierle?”
linmonengxiangxiangdaodianhuaneitoufumujidetiaojiaodeyangzi。qianshideziji,jiushibeizheizhong“gaoxin”、“timian”mileyan,yitouzhajinshanghai,jieguozhuangdetoupoxueliu。tanaixindidengfumushuowan,caiyongyichangchenwendeyuqikaikou:
“ba,ma,nimentingwoshuo。hongdakejishijiqianduo,keneishisiqi,shuocaiyuanjiucaiyuan,shuodaobijiudaobi,buwending!nimenwangleqianliangnianxiagangchaole?gongwuyuanshitiefanwan!hanlaobaoshou!xianzaikanzhegongzishimeisiqigao,danfulihao,tuixiujingao,shehuidiweiyegao!zuizhongyaodeshi——”taguyidunledun,jiazhongyuqi,“wen!ding!”
“huijiangcheng,lijiajin,nengzhaogunimen。zhaogewendingdegongzuo,zaizhaogezhigenzhididexifu,ananwenwenguorizi,bubizaiwaimianpiaozheqiang?ba,ma,nimenbuyezongniantaozherangwozaodianchengjia,shenggesunzijinimendaima?wojinletizhi,gongzuowending,zhaoduixiangyehaozhaoa!”
linmojingzhundichuozhonglefumuzuiposudeyuanwang。dianhuaneitouyouchenmoleyixia,laomadeshengyinmingxianruanhualedian:“zhei…huashizheimeshuo…keneidiangongzi…jianglaiyangjiahukou…”
“ma,gongzihuizhangde!erqie,”linmoshishidipaochuyige“youer”,“gongwuyuanyeyouhuiseshouru…pei,bushi!woshishuo,gongzuoqingxian,woyoushijiankeyizhuomodianbiedefuyema,biru…xuexuechaogushade?nikanbaozhishangbuzongshuoyourenchaogufacaima?”taguyishuodeqingmiaodanxie。
“chaogu?neiwanyierfengxianduodaa!nikebiexiagao!”laobalikejingjue。
“aiya,wojiuxuexue,xiaodaxiaonao,danggexingqu,peibulejigeqian!zongbixianzhedamajiangqiangba?”linmoganjindahahahunongguoqu。“ba,ma,zheishierwoxiangdehenqingchule。wojiuxiangtugeanwen,buxiangzaizhetengle。nimenjiuzhichiwoyihui,xingbu?”
dianhuaneitouyoushiyizhenchenmo,yinyuenengtingdaofumuzaixiaoshengshangliang。zuihou,laomatanlekouqi:“ai…nizheihaizi,congxiaojiuzhuyizheng…xingbaxingba,nidale,zijixuandelu,yihoubiehouhuijiuxing。kaogongwuyuan…yexingba,zongguishigezhengjinggongzuo。shashihoukaoshia?fuxidezayang?”
“kuaile,xiageyuejiukao。fuxizheni,youbawo!”linmoxinliyikuaidashitouluodi,yuqiyeqingkuaiqilai。“nimenfangxin,dengwokaoshangle,qingnimenxiaguanzi!”
gualedianhua,linmozhangzhangdituchuyikouzhuoqi。diyiguan,zongsuanguole。suiranfumuhaishibanxinbanyi,danzhishaobuqiangliefanduile。
“**!moge,nigangshuosha?niyaokaogongwuyuan?huijiangcheng?”duimianchuangpudepangziwangqiangbuzhishenmeshihouxingle,dingzheyitoujiwosideluanfa,dengzhexiaoyanjing,yilianjianleguidebiaoqingkanzhelinmo。“niyameifashaoba?hongdakejiliuqiankuaiqixina!duoshaorendouxianmubulai!nipaoqukaoneipogongwuyuan?yigeyuechengsiliangqiankuai!tushaa?”
sushemenyebeituikaile,lingyigeshiyouzhangtaobaozhelanqiujinlai,tingdaowangqiangdehua,yeyilianchayi:“sha?linmoniyaokaogong?zhendejiade?fangqihongdakeji?”
linmokanzhezheilianggeqianshibiyehoujiugebendongxi、jianjianmeilelianxideshiyou,xiaolexiao,naqizhuoshangde《xingce》jiaocaipailepai:“zhende。tugeanwen,lijiajin。dachengshidapintaileile,haishixiaodifangshufu。”
“shufu?shufunengdangfanchia?”wangqiangcongchuangshangtiaoxialai,kukoupoxin,“moge,bushiwoshuoni,nizheinaozi,qugaojishuduohao!gongwuyuanneidifang,lunzipaibei,gouxindoujiaode,youshayisi?nizheixingge,qulebudebiequsi?”
“biequ?”linmochelechezuijiao,yanshenyoudianshen,“biequdianhaoa,zhishao…xinbulei。”taxiangqiqianshizaishangchangshangheguanchanglineixieeryuwozha,zuihoubazijikengsidejingli,yuqidaizheyizhongwangqiangtamentingbudongdecangsang。“xingle,biequanle。woyiyijue。nimenjiudengzhegemenerwoduanshangtiefanwanba!”
tameizailihuilianggeshiyoukanshaziyiyangdeyanshen,yi**zuohuishuzhuoqian,fankaile《shenlun》。shijianjinpo,tadezhuajinfuxi。suiranqianshikaoguo,danzhishidianzaojiuhaijilaoshile,dezhongxinjianqilai。gengzhongyaodeshi,tadeguihuahaozhongshenghoudediyitongjincongnalilai!
qidongzijin!taxuyaoqian!kaogong、shenghuo、haiyouweilaideqidongzijin,doudekaota!tanaozilifeikuaidijiansuozhe2003nianxiabanniandejinrongshichangxinxi。caipiao?jibuzhuhaoma。qihuo?fengxiantaida,benjinyebugou。gupiao!dui,jiushigupiao!zheigeshijiandian,youshenmequedingxingdejihui?
tayibianxinbuzaiyandikanzheshenluncailiao,yibianzainaohailifengkuangwajuechenfengdejiyisuipian。turan,yigemingzirutongshandianbanhuaguonaohai——jiangtongkonggu!meicuo!jiushita!yijiamingbujianjingchuandedifangkuangqi!tajidehenqingchu,jiuzaijinnianniandi,dagaishiyuefenzuoyou,zheijiagongsihuibaochuyigejingtiandaxinwen:zaiqimingxiayigeyuanbenbeirenweipinjidekuangqu,kantanfaxianlechaodaxingbanshengxiyoujinshukuang!chuliangjingren!xiaoxiyichu,gujiaxiangzuolehuojianyiyang,zaiduanduanyigeyueneifanleshijibei!chengweidangnianzuiyaoyandeyaoguzhiyi!
linmodexintiaoshunjianjiasu,xueyedoureleqilai。jiushitale!quedingxingjigao!baofalijiqiang!shijiandianyeheshi!talikeheshangshu,kaishizaichoutilifanzhao。jidezijihaiyoudianshenghuofei,jiashangshengchijianyongzanxiadeyidianqian,haiyou…tamuguangmiaoxiangzhentoudixianeigexinfeng,limianshizhunbeiyonglaijiaobiyezafeidezuihoubabaikuai。
couyicou,dagainengcouchu…siqiankuai!zheijiushitadequanbujiadang,yeshitaqiaodongzhongshengcaifudediyigenganggan!
“made,siqiankuai,ganpiaodade!”linmotianletianyouxiefagandezuichun,yanzhongshanshuozheguzhuyizhiyouzhizaibidedeguangmang。taxiaoxinyiyidibasuoyouqianzhenglihao,chuaijintieshendekudouli。xiawu,jiuqushiqu!kaihu!maita!
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