《didideshierduonvpengyou》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youdabusidemayijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaoyetianliuxiaoranyefanmianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian,zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。“yefan,jiuzheiyidianzhajiwaimaijiubanihuzhule,ninengbunengyoudianchuxi,nigedouduodarenle,huizijizhuanqianle,nibuyongjitanijiuhaohaonazhejiuxingle。”……。
第一章胡话
zicongdaxuebiyeyilaihaojiumeiyouzheimeshenqingqishuangdeyitian,wojingguozhongzhongkunnanzhongyuchengweileshangshigongsideyiyuan。
wobamahuilaojiagaoxingdifengrenjianmianxuanyao,bijingyeshishilibaxiangdenanbowan。
jiuzaiwoyiweiwodechuntianyijinglaidaodeshihou,meixiangdaohaiyourenzaiwodidishenbianxiazheyipandaqi。
bawodidicongyigechunposhanliangderen,bianchenglegeweilishitu,shenmehaochudouwangzijishenshanglanderen。
1.
“lailai,tajie,nikankannijiaxiaotianduomeyouchuxi,gangbiyejiujindaoleshangshigongsishangban,zheiyihouhaibudejiejiegaosheng,guoliangnianjiubandaodachengshishenghuole。”
“duiya,nikankandaxiaowojiukanxiaotianshirenzhonglongfeng,zhiqianbushihaiyourensuanmingma?shuo,xiaotianbailajinming,dafudaguideming,wozhiqianshuoguonihaibuxin。”
wozuozaifanzhuoshang,kanzhezhouweideqinqi,weizhewobamazaineibiangongchoujiaocuo,hedehaobutongkuai。
dele,zhiqianwogangdaxuebiye,kaogongshili,nimenbushihaizhuanmenpaodaowojiaxingzailehuo。
zuilishuozhe,you,zheibushimingpaidaxuedebiyeshengma?zenmexianzaijiyuele,haizaijiadaizhe,nandaoyihoushiyaokenlaole?
yaobushiwopiqihao,wofeinazhesaoba,banimenganchujiamen,youxieqinqijiushijianbudenimenhao。
wofumuyezhidaoshenmeqingkuang,yeshireqingdehuiyingzheiyixiechangmiandeketaohua。
zhibuguoxianchangzuirangwoxingfendehaishidahongbaole,zhenxiang,meixiangdaowodoudaxuebiyele,haiyoushouhongbaodeyitian。
kanzhezijishoulimiangunangnangdehongbao,wodexinyijingpiaodaolejiuxiaoyunwaile。
“kuai,laodijigenazhehongbao,daoshihoufangjianidenaichawaimai,gedoubaole。
zuozaiwopangbiandejiushiwolaodi,yefan,xiaoshihouchuanqinqibierenjiulaoshishuowodizhangdehaokan,shaoweihuidianchuanda,shoushiyixiayeshituotuodehanguoxiaoxianroushuiping。
“haolei,ge,fangxinba,baozaiwoshenshang,jueduijinianquandaidaojia。”
yefankanzhewo,paizhexiongfudazhebaopiaoshuodao。
zhengdangwomenxiongdilianggexiangyaotaolunxiadengyihuiyanhuijieshu,qunalihaohaosansanxindeshihou。
yidaobuheshiyideshengyinxiangleqilai。
“yefan,jiuzheiyidianzhajiwaimaijiubanihuzhule,ninengbunengyoudianchuxi,nigedouduodarenle,huizijizhuanqianle,nibuyongjitanijiuhaohaonazhejiuxingle。”
zuozaiyefanpangbiandeyigedabanyanli,chuanzhediaodaiduanqundenvdeshuodao。
yefantingdaozheihualianseyeshiyizhennankan,gengbuyaoshuodangshirenwole。
“ge,nibiezaiyi,ranranhaixiao,shuodedoushiwanxiaohua,tingtingjiuxingle,zheiqianwokendingyifenyebuhuidong。”
didizaiwoshenbianqianyideshuodao。
zuozaiwodidipangbiandeneigenvrendewoyezhidao。
suiranwodidibiwogaoyidian,biwoshuaiyidian,danshixuexibiwochayidian,zhishizaibendishangleyigeyulonghunzademinbanbenke。
liuxiaoranjiushididizainalirenshidenvpengyou,tuotuodexiaotaimeifengge,buzhidaozenmegenwodihaoshangle,youshihoulianyijutadehuaihuadoushuobule,shuolejingranhaizaijialishengqi。
zheibugangmeikanzhu,jiuyoukaishichuanghuole,nandaozheigenvdeshuohuadoubujingguodanaoma?
dangzhedangshirendemianrangrenxiabulaitai,xiongdawunaozhenshitixiandelinlijinzhi。
youwodizaishenbianwoyebuhaoyisishuoshenme,zhinengzhaogejiekoulikaile,momozaixinliquanlaodiziqiuduofuba,biehuilaibazijikengjinqu。
woyigerenyumendezaizoulangchouzheyan,haizaixiangzhedengdaolegongsizenmehaohaodedazhanhongtudeshihou。
“biaodizenmeyigerenzaizheilibujinquya,jintianbushinizuodongma?shibushibujiwomendajiamianzi。”
2.
tingdaozheigeshengyinwolianshangdeyinmaicaixiaoshiyidian,yinweilairenjiushiwozuixihuandebiaojie。
congxiaojiuduiwogewaizhaogu,jialiyoushenmehaochidehaohededouyaojiwolaiyidian,anzhaotadehuashuo,dajietoujiuyaoyoudajietoudeyangzi,zhaoguxiaodishizijidebenfen。
meicuo,biaojieshiwomenjiaxiaobeizuidadeyige,jialidedidimeimeiyoubushaojiushizaitadeyuweizhongzhangda,xianzaikandaobiaojieyijiuhenhaipa。
dangran,wojiubuzaicilie,yinweiwoshishei,wokeshiyetian,xiaoshihoujiushibiaojiedezhongshitiangou,biaojierangwowangdong,wojuebuwangxi,rangwogangou,wojuebuzhuoji。
wohuiguoshenlai,genbiaojieshuolexiaganggangfashengdeqingkuang,biaojieyitingwodejiangshu,dangjijiubiaoshi。
“xiaotian,bujinshini,jiusuanshiwoganggangjianshangyimian,jiuzhidaoneigenvdebushigehaodongxi,zhenshibuzhidaonidizenmexiangde,shibushibeineigexiaohulijingmilexinzhi,sheidehuayebuting,nikeyaoquannidixiaoxindian。”
wolianliandiantoudaying,haishibiaojiekaopuya。
zheibubiaojieyeshigenwoyiyang,kanzhedarenmenzainaliketaozhiji,haidaizhedianjiaxingxingdechangmianyeshiyoudiankanbuguanle,shixianpaolechulai。
youbiaojiezaiwoshenbian,woyebuzhejijinqule,jiuzaiwaimianlianggerenyouyidameiyidadeliaozhezijigezideshenghuo,guoranya,meiyouyigerendeshenghuoshirongyide。
youshihoukanzhedianshiliderennianjiqingqingjiuyijingyouleqianwanjiachan,zhenshiyanhongbuyi,xiabeizitoutaitougehaodieba,yaoburannichushengmeiyoudedongxi,dagaizheibeiziyejiujianbudaole。
liaozheliaozhe,yanxiyejianjianjieshule,womenyeshigenchulaiderenyiyidaobie。
dengdaowobiaodideshihou,wogangxiangzoushangqiangentashuohua,zhiqiantashenbiandeneigexiaohulijinggentashuoleyijushenme,tajingranliantoudoumeihui,jiuzoukaile。
wokuxiaodeyaoyaotou,xing,youlenvpengyoumeixiongdi。
yinweidouhelejiu,suoyiwomenyixingrendoudachuzuchehuijiale。
“xiaotian,nihuitoukankannigongsifujindefangziyoumeiyouheshide,wogennimadasuannachulaiwomendejixu,jinimaiyitaofangzizhu,fangbiannideshenghuo。”
wohaizhengzaicesuozhunbeixishuni,yikoushuyashuipenlechulai。
ganggangwotingdaoshenmele,wobuhuitingcuoleba,zainalimaifang,zhenshikaiwanxiao。
yaozhidaoyanjingdefangjiayouduoshaoqianma?jiusuanwoshishangshigongsideyuangong,neidiangongzichengsilejiugoumaiyigeyanjingjiaoqudecesuo,haimaifangzi,zhenshiyixiangtiankai。
“ba,nibuhuihezuileba,shenmefangzi,ma,nikuaiguanguanwoba,rangtahuiwuxiuxiba,nikankanzheidianjiujiukaishishuohuhuale。”
wochongzheliwushuodao。yuanbenyiweilaomahuixiangpingchangyiyangxixiaodetuozhewobahuifangjian。
meixiangdaowomachulaiyegenwoshuoleyimoyiyangdehua,maifang,bixumaifang,nijirannenggouyoujihuijindaodachanggongzuo,napajiaoquwomenyemai。
tingdaobamadehua,wocaiyishidaozheijuhuajingranshizhende,yidingshiqinqimenzaihoumiantuibozhulan,yaoburanyiwobamadexingge,jueduiganbuchuzheiyangdeshi。
nandaojintianwolaodideliansebianle,jiushiyinweizheiyangdeshima?
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