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“ni**,**!”wenxinmengditaishouyimozuichun,numa。
lingchenxiaoyicongrongbupodezitai,jugaolinxiadidingzhejidongdaolianerdouqihongledenvren,“mingtianshangwushidianjidelaishijing。”
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jinyutayibeizhiyaodelingchenxiaozhongtongliguangliangyixiaziyinmei,shitadeyanjingbianchengleyouanshenhai:“ganbulai,houguozifu。”
wenxinbuyouzizhudaoxiyikouqi,yinweigenqiandezheigenanrenhunshenfushechulingrenshengweideqiangdaqishi!
tapinizhetajimiao,turansakaidabuliuxing,zouquboweichuqidongmingguipaoche,shili。
“xinma!”sanbaofeipaoguolai。
“zaizheini。”wenxinganjinhuiguoshenlai,yingshangqu:“nixidoupaihaola?”
“daoyanyaoganqupailingyizudexi,rangwomenmingtianzaibupai。”sanbaoyoubanyouyandijieshi。
“哦,上车。”
liangmuzikaizheche,fengchidianchediwangjiadefangxiangqu。
banlushang,erbaodadianhualaizhaotaliang:“xinma,nihesanbaozenmehaibuhuilaiya?”
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“xinxin,nishoushenme**le?”tonghuaqiehuanchengmiantimoshi,liangyundeshengyinzhouranxiangqi:“shibushijuzuderenqifunihesanbaole?gaosuwobiebiezhe,woqutinimenchutou!”
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yucitongshi,sanbaoquejichujieranbutongdeshuofa:“shijuzudefudaoyanbaofuwomen,guyituozhebupaixinmahesanbaodexi,suoyiwomencainongdaozheimewanhuijia,haiyouzuotianxinmabeiling——”
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keshiliangyuntailejiewenxindeweirenle,suoyiyuqiyansurenzhendidianming:“wenxin,nixianbieshuohua!sanbao,nijixushuo!”
sanbaoxieniwenxin,duitoulaijinggaoyanshendetatutuxiaoshetou,jiezhedashengshuodao:“zuotianwobuxiaoxinzhuangdaolingchenxiao,tajuedewoshihechuyanxinpianjiudailewoqushijing,xinmashiwanjingxialaizhaowo,jieguotahelingchenxiaoshirenshide,buzhizenmegaodelianggerenjiugangshangle——”
“lingchenxiao?”liangyunjingjiao:“xinxin!tabujiushinideqianren——”
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“qianrenshenme?”erbaohesanbaolijibaguajingfuti。
liangyunhuafengjishiyizhuan:“e,sanbaonishuoxiaqu!”
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wenxinqingzhoumeitoumushiqianfang,xinliwuweizachen。
buyihuier,qizuocheshijinxiaoqudelianpaibieshuqusijialu。
“yi,zheimewanlegebihaimangzhebanjia。”sanbaoshenzhangjingzi,touguochetoudabolidingkantamenjiagebimenqianyoubanyungongmangzhexiejiaju。
yuanbenhaixiangzhebagebizuxialai,jiemamahejiejieguolaizhuni!wenxinyiguaifangxiangpan,jiangchezikaobiantinghao。
liangyuntingdaodongjingjiudaizheerbaoyingchulai,lakaichemenbaosanbaoxialedi。
wenxinraoguolaiwendao:“jialiyoushenmechide?”
“nibuxuchiyexiao!”qitasangeyiqidengzheta。
wenxindunshikuxiao,sanbaobaizheshouzhitoushuluo:“ninjintianzhuleyidaguoniunanmiantiaochile,xiawuchashiyibaotiziqiepianmianbaojiayiheniunai,tianmeiheiquandeshihouyouzhulelaweipaocaibanfanchi,zheihaibugoua?!”
“nideguanzhuzui,buranzhiqianxinkujianzhongdenulijiubaifeile!”liangyunyuzhongxinzhangdiquandao。
erbaogancuinachushouji:“buxingle,womendedadianhuajidage,rangtalaiguanzhunin!”
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tamensashunzheliangyundeshixianwangqu,zhijiansigebanyungonghelitaizhegechaodamuxiangzijinlinjiadamenkou。
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wenxinsongsongjian,zhaohudao:“youqianrendexiangfabushiniwonengcaidetoude,zouba,womenjinqu。”
sigerenhuidaoketingli,erbaohesanbaoshiqudizidongzijueshanglouhuifangjianxizao。
liangyunlazhewenxinzuoxia:“nifangxin,lingchenxiaojiusuanxiangweinannitayebunengzhishouzhetiande,woxintouzilesanbudianshiju,zhiyaogenjuzushuoyisheng,nihesanbaojiukeyijinzule。”
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liangyunyibaishou:“touzibingbushierxi,wokanzhonglejubencaixiazhongbende。”
wenxinzhongzhongwozhuta:“neihao,wohesanbaohuinulide,juebujinidiulian。”
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“wohuide。”wenxinbiaoshixiaodelihaiqingzhong。
liangyunkankanqiangshangdedazhong,duzhezuierzhanqishen:“ai,wohaiyouyiduishiqingyaochuli,dehuiquneibianpinshale。”
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wenxinkanzheguimizoujinlegebi,caiheshanglemen……
第二天早上。
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