xiaohuabienaoweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《daguokejiqicai，nibangtalaopogansha》，zhujiaolinbeilishiyaodegushichongmanlexuanyiheshenmi。gushizhongdeqiyuhetiaozhanrangduzheyubabuneng，meiyiyedouchongmanlejingxihemituan。lishiyaolianshangdaizhetiantiandexiaorongdao：“duibuqilalaogong~wobushiguyiyaozhenggunide。ruguonishengqiledehua，neiwojintianwanshanghaohaobuchangnixingbuxing？”……。
“成功了！”
“womenjuranzhendezaochulekekonghejubian！”
“suiranzheizhishiyigemoxing，julizhenzhengshixianzhongjinengyuanhaiyouyiduanluyaozou！”
“danshiwomenjintiandezheiyixiaobu，shirenleideyidabu！”
hegongyediqiyanjiusuonei。
linbeibeierbiankeyanrenyuandehuanhushengsuochaoxing。
kanjianzhuozishangshizheisangeyuelaimeitiandouzaijiluderijiben，buyoudesonglekouqi。
玛的。
还以为又穿越了！
guanjianbuguanshizheiyishi，haishiqianyishi，zandoubukenengshi5miao，jibendoushi30fenzhongyishang！
jiusuanshimeimolaile，neidoudetuidouzhechuqu。
“林总！”
“哎呀呀！”
“快别睡了！”
“kekonghejubianzhuangzhidianhuochenggong！”
“nimosuodeluziyijingbeiquedingshixingdetongdele！”
zheishi，yimingdaizhebaikuangyanjingdezhongniannanzi，dingzhebushuyuzheigenianjidemaomitoufa，xinggaocailiedizoulaibaoxi。
“是吗？”
linbeiroulerouxingzhongdeshuiyan，dalegehaqiandao：“neiyejiushishuo，wokeyiyou1gexingqidejiaqile！”
“1gexingqidejiaqi？？？”zhongniannanzi，yejiushiyanfenfahenshikunhuodao。
yanzhuzizhuanlaizhuanqu，rengshirenbuzhuzhouqimeitou，shuodao：“keshishiyanyijingchenggong，womenxiayibu，bushiyaoqushanxiadabajinxingzhenzhengkekonghejubianzhutidejianshema？
jieshi，yidanjianzaowancheng，womenjiangzhenzhengzaochushuyuhuaxia、naizhiquanrenleidiyigerenzaotaiyang！
这可是终极能源啊！
erqieniyejiangzaiquanqiurenminmianqian，jieshouguojiashouyudewushuangguoshirongyu！
zhiyaodedaozheigerongyu，jibenshangyijingshiyizhijiaotarulehuaxiazhijianzhedexinglie！
zheimezhongyaodeshiqing，nijuranxuanzequxiujia？”
“laoyan，taiyangshenniaojihuayijingshibanshangdingdingdeshiqingle。wushuangguoshiderongyuzaiwokanlai，yeshituoshoukede。”
linbeiyonglandeqishen，shuzhanzhelanyao，huiyiqiwangxi，zuijiaoluchunongnongdexiaoyidao：“erqie，wozheiyidairenyunimenzheiyidairenbutong，womengengkanzhongaiqing！yegengzhuzhongshenghuozhiliang！zaixiangshourenshengdetongshi，bangzhuhuaxiadengdingshijiezhidian，shenzhishilvlingquanhuaxiabenfuxingchendahai，zheicaishiwosuozhuiqiude！”
“aiqing？aiya！xianzaizheishidao，chunaiburugou，zhananbiandizou。wochengrenaiqingzhendecunzai！keshinengyushangdegailvshizaishitaixiaole！erqierenxinbugu，nijiubupaweiaifengkuang，shiqulizhi，congerqingxubengkui，lianyetiaojiang，zuihouyimingwuhu，siledouhaiyaobeirenxiaofei？”yanfenfajiazhechuanzimei，henshifeijie。
“zaiyudaowolaopozhiqian，wogenniyiyang，yeshizheimexiangde。”
linbeizuijiaoweiweiwanqidao：“zaiyudaowolaopozhihou，wohaishizheimexiangde。”
“neinihaixinjihuoliaodeyaohuiqu？jiudanchunshiweilemanzuzijineifangmiandexuqiu？wanquanmeibiyaoa！zhiyaonikaikou，guojiasuiranbuganmingzhemanzuni，danyehuibianzhefademanzunia！”yanfenfaliangshouyitan，jiuzheimekanzhelinbeidao。
“不不不！”
“woconglaibutoumeiyouganqingde……abushi！”
linbeilianmangjiangneigezijitunlehuiqu，gaikoudao：“zaizheigeniandai，chunaijiushiyizhongfanzui，danruguoninengzhaodaoduideren，bingqiezhendefenbiandechutahuotajiushineigeduideren，neimechunaishiyizhongtiantangbandexiangshou！zheizhongganjue，shimeiyoujingliguoderen，yongyuanwufalijiede。laoyan，niganshuoniyudaoleduiderenma？”
“wo……”yanfenfayishiyusai。
zheishi，linbeiqishen，pailepaiyanfenfadejianbang，qingsongxieyidao：“laoyan，zheilijiujiaojinile。longlaoneibian，nitiwochuandayisheng。rangtazheiyigexingqizhineidoubudedaraowo。”shuowan，zhuanshenbianwangmenkouzouqu。
“ei？nizhendejiuzheimezoule？”yanfenfalianmangzhuanshenwendao。
linbeizhanzhujiaogen，huitouxiaodao：“neiburanni？”
“e……”yanfenfayuyanyouzhi。
“fangxinla，wohaihuihuilaide~”
linbeibaibaishou，dabudebianwangwaizouqu。
开玩笑。
sangeyueqianxinhunzhiye，chayidianjiutiqiangshangzhenle！
结果！
龙老一纸令书！
就把咱给连夜调走！
laidaozheihegongyediqiyanjiusuo，zuzugaole3geyue，liantememiyuedoumeidu！
yaozhidao，zanlaopo，lishiyao，neikeshiqingguoqingchengdemeimao，bushuyanlingjideshencai，tuotuodeguominxiaohua！
还对咱一片痴心！
jiushiyoushihoufeichangbadao，youshihouyoufeichangwenrou，haiyouxieshihou，youyouxiefengfengdiandian！
jiuxiangshitongshiyongyou3gerenge，ebu，shitongshiyongyou3gelaopoyiyang！
zheiyangyiyidisandelaopo，zaizheigelaonvbiandizou、juyingnvesigoudeshidaixia，zhenshidazhedenglongdouzhaobudao！
danshijiurangzanjiyudaole！
eihei，neinishuo，zannengbuhaohaozaishoushangpengzhe？hanzaizuilipabianxiaole？
ng，yihouyoulewa，derangwahenaifen！
youqishiqianshi，buxuweideshuo，zantemeyeshigetiangou！
weisuoaizhirenfuchusuoyou，jieguodaotoulai，chulesixinliefei，shenmedoumeiyou！
guanjian，tiandenvshen，juranyeshibierendetiangou！
dekuishiqiong，meishenmeqian，burandangshichizaoliankuchazidouyaokuijinqu。
haozaizhonghuoyishi，zansuiranmeiyoushenmexitong，danshiquedeleyigeguaibing，xueshenmedongxidoutebiedekuai，erqiemeitianbixuxuexixiexinzhishi，buranhunshenjiunanshou，jiuhaoxiangshibeizhishisuozuzhouleyiyang。
guanjian，xuexisuduhaizeitemekuai。
ruguobushipataijingshihaisu，zanwanquankeyibashijiebadacaixiangquanbudoujiedachulai！
keshiqiangdachutouniaodedaoli，zankezhenshitaidongle！
erqieweisuofayu，gaodiaodebuyao，dengdaohuaxiawudiyulanxing，zanzirankeyiweisuoyuwei，haixuyaomeitianfeixinfeilidemanghuozhei、manghuonei？
youqishizheigepingxingshijie，bingbudanchunzhishiyigexiandaikejiwenming，sihuhaiyongyouyixieqiguaidedongxi，jinguanmuqianzhidaodehaitaishao，danzongguihaishiyaofanghuanyuweiran！
zaizhe，xianzaiyouweiguojiayanfachukekonghejubian，youguojiabaohu，bujincishengwuyou，jiarenyewuyoule！！
“suoyishuo，zanjiumeiyoushenmedazhixiang！”
“jiuxianglaopohaizirekangtou~”
“回家！回家！！”
linbeizouzaiyanjiusuodezoulangshang，bengbengtiaotiao，yuairenxiangyuqiandemeiyifenmeiyimiao，jishijianao，youshitianmi！
很快。
linbeibiancongdiqiyanjiusuo，zuojunjididaxingcheng，youzuozhuanchedidaaisengongyu3602fang。
“hereisjohnny~”
推开门。
linbeimeifeisewudexiaodao。
kanzhemenkouxiejuwailingluandexiezi，linbeibuyoudemeitouyizhou，laidaoketing，faxianyangtaishangdeyifudoudiaodishangle！
“什么鬼？”
“laoposhenmeshihouzheimelatale？”
“而且按理说。”
“zheishihoutayinggaizaidangangqindea！”
林北走到阳台。
“嘟嘟……”
这时。
ketingshafashangdedianhuaxiangqi。
“老婆？”
linbeizoujinqu，yibiandashengdehanzhe，yibianyouzhuaqihongsedezuojidianhuadao：“wei？nawei？”
“林北是吧？”
dianhuaneitou，shiyigeshengyinshifencuguangdenanzi，guanjianhaizhidaozandemingzi！
“你是……？”
“nilaopoxianzaizaiwomenshoushang！”
“12个小时内！”
“nibixucouqishujin100wan！”
“fouzewomenjiubangpiao！”
“jizhu！queyigezidoubuxing！”
“千万不要报警！”
“danfanyouyizhicangyinggenlai……”
“哼！”
“nilaoponeimepiaoliang，nidongde！”
jiefeicongsangziyanlijichuyijuyouyijuehenhendehualai。
这时。
dianhuaneitouyouchuanlaiyidaoshuxideshengyin。
“nimenxiangganshenme？！”
“不，不要！！”
“老公救我！！”
“啊！！！”
这声音！
是诗瑶的！！
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