《duogexitongzaishen，zhenqianjintazhendehenfeng》zheibenshuzaochengdexuanniantaiduo，jirenkanbugoudeganjue。lingchunmiansuiranmeiyouhualidecizao，danshigushiqifudiedang，nenggoushizhiyinrenrusheng，zhujiaoweiyunianyuqianqian。xiaoshuojingxuan:bailanxitong：“suzhu，niqiandingxieyideshihoumeirenzhenkanma？dishisanyedibaxingqingqingchuchuxielebuzuorenwuhuiyouchengfade。erqiequxiaobangdingyeyaopeichangweiyuejin……
yunianjinqushiyishengzhengzaidingzhuyuyou，yuyouzuoerjinyouerchu。
yunianjinlaishuangfangdouxiangshijiandaolejiubing，yuyounaodaimaijinbeizili。
yishengzeshizhijiewenyunian：“nishibingrenjiashuba？weileshentizhexiang，rangtayihoushaowanxiemaoxian**dexiangmudeba，shenshangdaochushishang。”
“haode，wohuide。”yunianguaiqiaoyingxia。
yishengyouzhufulexiezhuyishixiang，yuyoucongbeizilitanchunaodai，jiaozhuyisheng。
“dengdeng，nibangwodejiashuyejianchajianchaba，wohuaiyitanaoziyouwenti。”
“……”
wushiyuniankuaiyaosharendemuguang，yuyouduizheyishengfeichangchengkendishuodao：“wogangcaizaitashouxinliwendaoleshiwei，wohuaiyitaquzhuashile。”
yishengkantadeyanshenzhujianbiandeguguaiqilai，bianchuqubianyadishengyingenshenpangdehushishuo：“bajingshenkedeliuzhurenhanlai。”
yuyoutangzaichuangshangbaoxiao，yunianyaotou，“meijiule，renjiajiaoliuzhurenshiyaojinikan。”
yuyoudexiaoshengjiaranerzhi。
buguobingmeiyouxiaoshi，ershizhuanyidaoleyunianshenshang，taxiemeiyixiao，“nijuedesheixiangxinwoshouxinyoudabianweini？”
genghekuangtaxianzaiyijingmeiweile。
……
应该吧？
tabuquedingdixinxiang，zhanzhanweiweiditaiqishoufangzaibizichu，jiuzheiyixia，linghunchadianshangtianle。
tazaixinlikuangjiao：“nimenjige，jiwochulai！”
bailanxitong：“zenmelesuzhu？meixiangdaonishizheimezhongkoudesuzhu。”
“zheigedabianweizenmehaizai？”
“zheiyoubushiyicixingde，dangranhuizai。”
“suzhu，womenxitongshangchengdedongxikeshihenliangxinde。”
“……”
haoxiaoxi：lideyuanwenbudao。
huaixiaoxi：yikaojinjiuwendao。
zheiyangdehua，taqibushiyibeizidouyaoyongyoushiweideshoule？
余年石化在原地。
yuyouxingzailehuo，“nizhenquzhuashile？”
yunianhenhendengletayiyan，duojinweishengjianningkaishuilongtou。
“nimenkuaijiwoqudiaoaaaaaaa……”
takebuxiangchidongxidoushidabianwei。
zhensuoweishangdiyiqianzisunbawan。
bailanxitong：“buxingesuzhu，yijingfahuogaibutuikuan。”
yunian：“nimenmeiyouqitianwuliyoutuikuanma？”
shuangwenxitong：“danshisuzhunifukuanlema？”
yunianyanzhuanzizhuanlezhuan，zhizhidiandian，“suoyishuoa，wodoumeifukuannimenjiwofahuoganma？nimenlaobanzhidaozheishima？”
wonangxitong：“suzhunibushishuonishiwomenlaobanma……”
shuangwenxitong：“neishitahuyounide，zheiniyexin？”
wonangxitong：“wuwuwusuzhunizenmekeyini…qifuwoshiba……nikezhenhuitiaoruanshizinie！”
反派系统：“蠢。”
“nimenbuyaoweiwochaojialela！”yunianyuqizuozuo，nengqunengshen，“ganjinweirenjiaqudiaozheinanwendeqiwei，wobaozhengyidinghaohaozuorenwuzhuanjifenhaizhaide，zhengqurangnimendouchengweisssjixitong。”
zhuyaoshizheishuishengtaijiule，tazaijixudaixiaqu，gujiyuyouzhenyiweitazaizhuadabian。
lvchaxitong：“haolesuzhudaren，yijingmeile～”
yunianwenlexiashouxin，guoranmeiweidaole。
“xiexienixiaochabaobao，haishinizuihao。”
taguandiaoshuilongtou，zouchuweishengjian。
yuyoubuzhidaozaigaoshenmefeiji，jingkaiqizhibolai。
“huanyingxinjinlaidejiarenmen，zuoshangjiaodiandianguanzhu，shuangjijizhubodiandianhongxin。”
“ganxiewolaotiedefeiji！”
“yaobushiwoxianzaiguzhele，wogaodijilaotiekeyigeao！”
yunianzhenjingle，“dagenizaiganma？”
“cengyixianideredukaizhiboa。”yuyoukandoumeikanta，duizhepingmuxieliwu。
“xiexiezheiweineixiangxiaoxueshengdepijiu，xiaoxueshenghaishibuyaoshualiwulehaohaoxuexia，yihuisixingegejinituikuan，shunbiansongnidianxiaoliwu。dangranbushishijuan。”
“ganxiechunqingyouyubazongdexiaohuahua，dagenizheigebazongzuodeyoudianhansuanle，nishinajiagongsidezongcaishuochulairangwochaoxiaochaoxiao。”
“ganxiebeixiaoshuaipianzouerbaiwushiwandepaoche，jiexiacihuodongshenmeshihoukaishia？woshizhentuniqian。”
“ganxiewanglianxiuniubeilupingdereqiqiu，bushigemen，xiacizhuyidian。”
“……”
zheihuozhiboqilaiyoumoyouyangde，liwuyigejieyigede，kandeyuniandouyoudianyanchanle。
不止眼馋，嘴也馋。
haozaitade“dagewaimai”laile。
manmanyizhuozifengshengdewancan。
yuyoudoubizuile，bingxinanlidedishihuanqiyunian：“weiwo。”
“你没手？”
“我腿骨折了。”
“……”
“被你压的。”
“nihushuoshenme？”yunianzhenhenzijiguozaobashoushangdedabianweiqudiaole，buranhainengchengfaxiazheixiaozi。
“yaoburanwoweinini？”yuqingyuemizhiweixiao。
yuyoulianmangbaishou，“zheibutaihaobage。”
“jiaosheigeni？”gangtouchilegejichideyunianhuitoupieta，“woshinima，zheishinidajiu。”
“……”
【hahahahahahahahawoxiaosile】
【zheiliangrendedouzuihaoyouyisihahahaha】
【ganjueyunianchulexihuantienanrenxinggehaishitingyouyiside】
【yunianyenengxibai？takebuzhitienanrenzheiyiheiliaohaoba？】
【yaochaojiadenengbunengchuqua？woshilaikanshuaigede，bushikannimenchaojiade】
“haodejiujiu。”yuyouchaoguai。
“biqibuyaoliannirendiermeirenganrendiyi。”yunianjitashulegedamuzhi。
zuizhongzaiyuqingyuedechanfuxiayuyouxiachuanglaidaozhuoziqianchifan。
“gemennitingniu，guzhelehainengzoulu？”yunianjingqi。
“meijianshi。”yuyouqiangguotabohaodexiatunrufuzhong，“wozheishiqingduguzhe，busuantaiyanzhong。”
shuolaizhenshiqiguai，congxiaodaodayuyoujiuyizhihendaomei。
xiaodaofangbianmianlimeiyoudiaoliaobao，dadaoliangchexiangzhuangshuangfangdouwushi，jiutazairenxingdaozouzheluwuyuanwugubeijishimiwaizhensuidechebolisuipiannongshang。
buguodaomeiguidaomei，danshoudeshangdoubushihenyanzhong。
“jiarenmen，zhubochigefanao，wandianzaigennimenhudong，buguonimenkeyixinshangxiajingjingganfandemeinanzi。”
“ou……yuyounilianpibichengqianghaihou，daoshihoudazhangzhijiedaishangnidelianjiuxingle。”
“rangwoshuaisiduifangma？”
“bu，shirangnidelianzuofangdanpi。”
“……niyoudianheren。”
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