zhujiaoshinianniantianchidexiaoshuodahundangritawanwoxinzang，zhongshenghouwomietamanmen，youzuozheyimingdujiachuangzuo，zuozhewenbixiangdangzhashi，qiebuxuanji，wangwenzhongdeqingliu。jingcaineirongtuijian：wofengzhulefumingyuedezuiba，guozao。ertianchi，bijingshizhanshen，renzhejixingyeshiyishengbuhang。zhidaojixingzuihouyiri，ta……
wojianguanleneixieyibanyiyandetianjiang，heshijianguozheiyangdiaopiyouqudenaiwawa？
beifengyinzaishenhuangzhonglidewo，tangtangshangguzhulong，nianlingdoukeyishenghaojigetianchideshangguzhulong，jiuzheimewanchengleziwogonglve。
dangmoshengchuaiyi，woqiheidemohunjingranfenlichuleyimojinguang——neishiyisishenhun。
zheimoshenhunpiaochuleshenhuangzhong，yinshenhunbuwen，yiwaifuzhezaileyikexiaocaoshang。
putongxiaocaobianchengxinghuncao，youyushiwannianhou，beichengnianhoutianchifaxian，daihuilechiyandian。
wozhisuoyineibanjianxin，woyidinghuijiajitianchi，bujinjinshiyinweitabangwohuaxing，haiyinweiqianyin。
wojuedewomenshizhendetiandingshenyuan。
不成亲都说过去。
womendeyuanfen，shenzhikeyichushu！
ranershishi，jilewoyigeelongbaiwei，choudewoqihunbasu。
ruowozhixiaojinri，woduanranbuhuiaishangtianchi，fenlichuneiyilvshenhun，yizhiyuhaileqingyueguguxingming。
ganshoudaowotineibicengjinggengjiachunjingdeshenmozhili，woxuxutaishou，zaishenhuangzhongzhongtishangqingqingyidian。
‘嗡——’
youshiyishengchenmendexiangsheng。
xiayike，yiwodiandeweizhiweizhongxin，beifengyincichu，baiwannianbucengbeihandongfenhaodeshenhuangzhong，jiuzheimemanyanchulezhizhuwangdeliefeng，zuihou‘peng’deyisheng，sifenwulie。
hundunzhiyabian，liushoutianjiangmenjingdedengdaleyanjing。
“快上报！快！”
“神皇钟碎了！”
“快上报！”
weishoudetianjiangnachuletongtianchuanxun，tashenshigangwangshangyimo，bianerandengdaleyanjing。
xiayimiao，haowuyuzhao，huifeiyanmie！
wotaishou，pingkongniesuiletadetongtianchuanxun，chijiaowangqian。
woshenshangmeiyoushenmezhedangwu，zaishenhuangzhongli，qiheiyipian，wo**yifuzaojiuxiguan。
rujinchulaile，ziranbunengruci。
womeizouyibu，sizhoujiuhuiyonglaiyimoheiqi。
heiqixiangshiyoushe，yidiandianjiangwochanrao，chanraochuqunbai，yunxiu，yijin……
“sihu，haichadianshenme？”
wotaishou，conghundunzhiyalichouquchuhundunzhili，rangtamenfuzheyuwodeshenshang，yuheisezhangqunli，huazuoshenmixingkong。
最后，我嘴角一勾。
“好了。”
hundunzhiyaxiaoshi，zhouzaotiandiqingta，suoyoutianjianghuifeiyanmie。
heianjianglin，qiheili，xuesegongdianbadierqi，gezhonggutouqichengdejietixuxuduiji。
wocaizhejietibubuershang，zaijintouzhuanshen。
shenhou，fuxianchuyigelonggu**erchengdebaozuo，wotuiyiwan，zuoyuqishang，yixiuyifan，jietiweiduan，baimofushou。
“wutingwen，chiyandiandetianchishenjunyaochengqinle，qu，tiwutongchuanyisheng。
gaosuta，wuyaodajiaguanglin，rangta——guidigongying。”
……
神界乱成了一锅粥。
mojiangshibushijiwodailaizuixinqingbao——
“tiandilaoerhedetangniaobingdoufanle！tapaichuxuduotanziqianlai，meiyigenengkuaruxinmojie！quandouxingshenjumie！”
“tianxiamozudouzaikuanghuan，shenmodazhanmozucanbai，mohuangyunmie，dajiadouyiweimojiechediwanle，xianzaihaole！”
“tianchineibian，benxiangquxiaohunli……tiandilaoerburang！”
“neishi，taganrangtianchiquxiao？wojiamohuangbudadetadiemadouburenshi？”
……
zongeryanzhi，tianchizheiyichanghunli，shibanyedeban，bubanyedeban。
xiangjiaoyuta，fumingyuedeguandiandaoshihenjijixiangshang。
“tianchiyaoqudeneinvren，shigeshamao，tayidianbupa，haizaizhanzhanzixi！”
“shuoshenme，mohuangdarenninqucanjiahunli，kebushiqu**de，shiquchuandiyouyide，yihoushenmokendingnenghepinggongchu。”
“haishenme，takezhongyaole，tashishenmoguanxidemeijie，tianshangdixiajinciyige。”
“laozipeisita，yaobuyaolian？”
“buguomohuangdaren，ningaibuhuizhendeshiqu……biaodayoushandeba？”
魔将们很慌。
youqishikandaowolianshangyuefakuailedexiaoronghou，genghuangle。
woxiaozhediantou：“shi，wushiqubiaodayoushande。tiwuduozhunbeixieheli，wujieshiyaorangquantianxiadouzhidao，tamendahun——wujiujingyouduokaixin。”
‘pa’deyisheng，wohuixiadejingmodajiang，jingrandangchangliekaile。
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zhuanshun，biandaoletianchidahunzhiri。
chiyandianshangxia，yipianxiqing，gedashenjunxianjun，fenlaihexi。
wozuozailongguqitoudingdehuangzuozhishang，zhouzao，shichanraodeheiyun。
longguqiliangce，xinrenshidamojiangweifenglinlin，shenhou，shixinmojiedeshiwandajun。
jiangrujiuzhongtian，wolikefangkaimoshi，zhibichiyandian，dianneishengyin，wusuodunxing。
有祝贺的：
“tianchishenjunzhiaimingyuexianzizhixin，tiandikejian，keweidaxi！”
“neikebu，tianchishenjunhemingyuexianzilangcainvmao，naishishenjieli，zuitianzaodishedeyidui！”
有表示忧心的：
“shangrenmohuangcaishensidaoxiaoduojiu，zheibianxinhuangshangrenle？erqiekantiandizheijinzhangchengdu，zheicidemohuang，kongpafeibixunchang……”
“neikebushi，anzhaoyiwang，nayirenmohuangqianlaitiaoxin，tiandinengren？kenikanzheici，tiandidoubiechengshenmeyangle？”
“zheicidemohuang，jiujingshishenmelaitou？”
“woyougexiaodaoxiaoxi，tingshuozheicidemohuang，heshenhuangzhongliqiujindeneiwei，tuobuleganxi……”
“nimenshuo，tianchishenjunzheici，zhendeyaoguizheyingjiemohuangma？”
还有悄然冷嘲的：
“zheixieri，tingshuomingyuexianzizhangyangbahudehen，haiweichengqin，bianyizaitiqianxingshichiyandiannvzhurendequanlile。”
“shia，chiyandiandeqingyuegenletianchishenjunduoshaonian？zhongxinbuer，quebeitashuoshajiusha……tingshuohaibeidunlechijinleduzili……”
“tianchishenjunpingriliqiaozhelengjingzichi，zenmeyeshigelianainao？tazheici，keshirangxianheyizuhanxindaolejidian！”
……
shengyinruer，wozuijiaohanxiao，queshiyanshenboliang。
henkuai，cifutianguanshangqian，zhuchidahun。
“jishidao，xinniangshangjiao！”
fumingyuezheyixihongjiayi，zailiangmingnvxiandechanfuxia，manmantashangyouxianquehuijudegongqiao，gongqiaojintou，shiyouliuliyudazao，caixiatuoqidexijiao。
xijiaozhouwei，youxiannvqiqisishijiuwei，chuanzhefenseshanqun，wanjianguazhezhulan，lanzhongshidaizhehualudemeiguihuaban。
huabansaluo，suifengpianpian，meilunmeihuan。
xijiaozhongyutingzailechiyanzhudianqian，tianchikandaoxijiao，feisushangqianshenshou，yuqianrenzhumuzhizhong，jiangfumingyuexiaoxinyiyichanfulexialai。
fumingyuetoushangdazhehongsegaitou，suizhetaxingzoujian，liusupengzhuang，fachuyin**xiang。
“xinlangxinniang，yibaitiandi！”
“xinlangxinniang，erbaishenjie！”
“xinlangxinniang，fuqiduibai！”
yankansanbai，wu，dengchangle。
longguqichanraozheheiyunlaidaochiyandianshangkong，zheyunbiri，mingliangdechiyandianshunjianlongxiayipianyinying。
shidamojiangtongshinachuzijidebenmingwuqi，baichuzhandouzishi，qiqiyihe——
“wuhuangqinlin，tianchixiaoer，haibususuguizhejiejia！”
tianchilvedaixisedeliandouranlengchenxialai，tataitoukanxiangwodefangxiang，queshenmedoukanbudao。
shangwei，tiandiyekanxiangwo，mousefuza，sizaijiujie。
xujiu，tacaidixiaoyisheng：“mohuangyoumo，ruruohuanzuobiedeshenjun，jibianshibendi，yehuiquanzherangtaxiagui。ketianchibushiputongshenjun，tashiwojiuzhongtiandeyingxiong，bujiuqian，qinshoukanxiashangrenmohuangtouludezhanshen！”
woyexiao，manbujingxin：“tiandilaoer，wukebushiheda。baiwannianqian，wuhaizaichuanniaobushi，nishangqieyiduiyidabuguowu，gengbietirujin。”
tingwosuoyan，tiandiliansedabian，hairanshisheng：“ni，nijingranshi……bu，bukeneng！”
kenengbukeneng，bushiyongzuishuode。
wozuolibudong，weiyashifang。
‘putong’，‘putong’，‘putong’。
gaogaozaishangdeshenxianmen，likeguileyidi，xiuweidide，gengshizhijietuchulexianxue。
jiusuanshitianchi，yezhikangzhulewumiao，bianyeliansetonghong，guizailedishang。
至于天帝……
laogutoubujingzhetengle，taguidaoshimeigui，dan‘kaca’yisheng，guzhezuozailedishang。
tiandimianrusihui：“shanggu……mieshizhulong！”
wolanlanhuiying：“ng，zhengshiwu。”
“ni……nishilaifumiejiuzhongtiande？”
woshouhuiweiya：“meixingqu。wujinrilai，shilaixuyuan，shilaitaozhaide。”
wohuishou，zhouzaoheiyunsiyoulinghunyiban，sankaiyouchaozhelongguqierpangjuji。
tamenxuxuwangxia，huanbianchuleyitiaoyouheiyunzuchengdejieti。
woqishentaijiao，caizheyunti，bubuwangxia。
heiseyimeipianfei，qunshangdehundunzhiliqingqinghuangdong，rangwodeyiqunkanshangquruxingkongyibanliuguangsiyi，meilunmeihuan。
zhongyu，wotazhezuihouyijieyunti，tashanglechiyandiandeqingzhuan。
sizhou，huxishengciqibifu，yigebiyigejinzhang。
fumingyuegengshidizhetou，zhijieduojinletianchidehuaili。
tianchimeiyoukanwo，jinjinbaozhefumingyue，yongshoupaizhetadebei，jitaanwei。
wozoudaotianchigenqian，jugaolinxia，hanxiaokanta。
“tianchi，nishibushiwangle，nihaiqianwoyigeyuanwang。”
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