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一架直升机在荒芜的山上空盘旋，很快，一条长梯从直升机上放了下来。
yimingnanzishunzhezhangticongzhishengjishangxialai，nanzimanshensushazhiqi，xingdongshifenminjie，yijuyidongdouchongchizhelilianggan。
zaijulidimianhaiyoushijimideshihou，nanzizhijiebaituolezhangti，tiaoxiangdimian。
shijimi，sancengloudegaodu，wangxiatiaodenanzimouzhongbingwurenhejinzhangzhise，fanerxiangshizaizuoyijianzaizhengchangbuguodeshiyiban。
nanzimingjiaoguoyi，sannianshijian，congchuchumaoluhunchengzhenggedixiashijiedewangzhe，qidaihao“xueshen”，gengshibuzhidaochengweileduoshaorenxinzhongdemengyan！
tashouxiadezuzhi，yongyouzheshijiazhishengji，chengyuanwubushijingruizhongdejingrui，sidahufagengshinengzaidixiashijiedepaixingbangqianyibaishangzhanyoumingci！
guoyikanxiangmianqian，zhenggeshanshangweiyideyizuofangzi，xirizaizheilikekuxunliandehuamianfuxianzaitanaohaizhong。
zheishitashifuleishanjuzhudedifang，tadeyishenbenling，douchuziyutashifu，zhishitashifuquegaosuta，tashoumingjiangzhi。
talianyechengzuozhishengjiganhui，jiushiweilejianshifuzuihouyimian。
youyouliangmingdahan，congzhishengjishangxialai，liangmingdahanjunshishenzheyixiheiyi，shencaikuiwugaoda，zhishizhanzaineili，jiunengjirendailaimodadeyali。
tamenjiushiguoyizuoxiasidahufazhongdeliangdahufa，xuanwu，jingang！
zheilianggezaidixiashijiezhong，buguanzoudaonaer，bierendouyaojiyixiemianzideqiangzhe，quezaixialaihou，yibiaozhunlizhengzishizhanzaiguoyishenhou，zaizhanchangshanglianchengdelirenbandeshuangmou，zhishiqianfang。
“nimenliangge，zaizheilidengzhe，woyigerenjinqu。”
“是！”
xuanwu、jingangdeshengyinzhong，chongchizheduiguoyiminglingdejueduifucong！
guoyituikaimenzoulejinqu，wuzilichuanlaifubaideqiwei，xirishentiyinglang，zongshizhaogezhongjihuiliyouzhengtadeneiminglaozhe，rujinqueshichuichuilaoyidetangzaichuangshang。
“回来了。”
leishankaikou，bufudangniandeshengruohongzhong，lingrenganjueleishanshuohuadeshihou，jiulianhuxidoubiandejiannanqilai。
“shifu，wohuilaile。”
guoyiqingqingshuodao，neigezaizhanchangshang，shenzhongshuqiang，zijijiangzidanyingshengshengcongtineinongchulaidoumeizhouyixiameitoudexueshen，yankuangzhongqueshiyouleishuiyongdong。
sannianzhiqianbielideshihou，laotouhaishishencaiyiyi，buchengxiang，sannianweijian，jinriyijian，laotoudeshengmingyijingjinruledaojishi。
leishanjianguoyiyankuangyoulei，limabanqilelian，hechidao：“douyijingshizhanshenle，zenmehaikukutitide，naneryouleibuqingdanzheijuhua，nandaowomeijiaoguonima？”
“教过。”
guoyimoquyankuangdelei，jichuyimoxiao，banleyigedengzizuozaileishanchuangbian，wozhuleleishandeshou。
daqudao：“laotouer，zhiqianwomeicifancuodeshihou，nijiushiyongzheigebazhangdawode，xianzainixiangda，yedabudongleba。”
“zadi，nixiangdahuilaia？”leishanlianyiheng，yeshidaqudao。
zhishijiexialai，quemeirenzaikaikou，qifenzaicihuifuleshanggan。
“ai。”leishantanlekouqi：“wobanijiaohuilai，shiyoushiyaogennijiaodai。”
“你说。”
“yi，nidemuqinbushiyiwaisiwang，shibeirenbieyouyongxinhaiside。”
“shenme？！！”guoyitongkongzhouranzhengda，yigushayizaitashenshangmimankailai，linglideqishichongchizhezhenggefangjian。
咔嚓，咔嚓。
youjigepingzijielianposui，luohuidebenziyemianfangun，wuzilijingshiyinweiguoyideshayiqifeng！
“zhiqianwobugaosuni，shiyinweinimeibaochoudebenshi，gaosuleni，nizhihuimaoranxingshi，baidayitiaoxingming，xianzainiyouzheigebenshi，neiwojiujiangshiqinggaosuni。”
“xianzaijiaoheshidesandajiazu，liujia，zhangjia，yangjia，doucengcanyuguoshahainimuqin，lveduoguojiazichandeshiqing，kenengtamendebeihouhaiyouqitashili，zheixiejiuxuyaonizijidiaochale。”
“ng！”guoyidiantou，shouzhongdequantouniede“gege”zuoxiang。
“er，woyouyigesishengnv。”
shuodaozheilideshihou，leishanlaolianyihong：“tajiaoleilingmo，xianzaishijiangzhoushengyashengjituandedongshizhang，woxiwangnikeyidaizaitashenbianbaohutayiniandeshijian，dangran，baohutadefengxianhenda。”
“wojiushiweilebaohuta，santianqiangenyimingxiangyaocishataderenduishang，suoyishoulezhimingshang，danshinifangxin，neigerentongyangbeiwodachenglezhongshang，xuyaoxiuyangyiduanshijian，duifangzanshiyeyinggainabuchuneizhongjibiederenwuchulai。”
“xing，wodayingni！”guoyiyayizhuzijishenshangdeshayi，diantoujiangleishanzheigeyaoqiudayingxialai。
tafuqincongxiaoshizong，shitamuqinyizhijingyingzheguoshijituan，neishitamuqinbeisha，guoshijituandaobi，yaobushileishandaitataochulai，tashuobudingyesizaileneichangzaihuozhong。
ertanengyoujintian，yeshileishandaitachulaihou，jiaotabenlingsuozhi，weileleishandeyiyuan，tanapashishangdaoshanxiahuohai，douzaisuobuci！
“xing，xing。”leishanxinweidedianlediantou，lingwaiyigefangzaibeiwodeshoushenlechulai，bumanlaojiandeshouzhongnazheyigexianglian，leishanjiangxiangliandidaoguoyimianqian，chaoguoyikaikoudao：“daoshihou，nizhiyongjiangzheigexianglianjitakan，jiukeyile。”
guoyicongleishanshouzhongjieguoxianglian，neishiyigeyindexianglian，yijingyouxiebufenchengleheise，diaozhuishiyigeyuanxing，zhongjianqueleyikuaiyueliangxingzhuang。
zhengzaiguoyidaliangzheigexiangliandeshihou，leishandeshoufangfosangshileliqi，wulidechuixia，guoyihuangmangchaoleishankanqu，zhijianleishanneicanglaodeyanjingzhenghuanhuanheshang。
“shifu，shifu，laotouzi，laotouzi，shifu！”
guoyiwozhuleishandeshoubuduanhuangdong，hanleyishengyouyisheng，zhishileishanbingmeiyouzaizhengkaiyanjing，yemeiyouhuida。
雷山已经逝去了。
“师父！！！”
sixinliefeideshengyin，xiangcheyunxiao，zaizhenggehuangwudeshanshangchuanxiang。
ciri，wuzipang，lileyigetudui，guoyijiujiangleishanmaizangzaizheili。
guoyiguizaizuiqianmian，jingang、xuanwu，haiyouzhishengjijiashiyuanguizaihoumiandeyipai，guoyidaitou，jileishankelesangetou。
“走吧。”
guoyizhanqishen，shenhoujingang、xuanwu、zhishengjijiashiyuanyefenfenqishen，guoyikaikoudao：“bawosongdaojichang，woyaoqianwangjiangzhousheng。”
“是！”
……
jiangzhousheng，jiaoheshi，liujia。
sujiazhangdengjiecai，jintianzhengshiliujiaqianjinliuyadeshengri，jiaoheshidexuduodaguanguirendoulaidaohe。
guoyikanzhesujiamenkoushangfang“liujia”depaizi，mouzhongshayizhanfang。
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