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tangyurouhunshenyizhan，yourubeipoleyipenlengshui。
taduihunlidehuanxiang，yingshengshengdebeidapo。
“laosan，ganjinguanguanninver，xiacoushenmerenao，”tangyonggangzuijiaojixiao。
“jiushi，douyaojiajilaogaifanle，haixiangpanfumengjia。”
“womensheidoukenengshimengjiakanshangderen，weidubuhuishitangyurou。”
zhongqinqideyideshengyinbuduanxiangqi。
tangyurouchediqingxing，lianseguntang。
xiangdaozijigangcaixiangmohunshadejudong，taxiukuidehenbudetaolizheili。
zheihunshasheidouyoukenengchuanshang，dudubuhuishita。
lifengxiafufugengshihendeyaoyaqiechi，yeqianzheigeyezhonglazhetangyurouquhunshaneilichushenmetou，haidetamenyoubeirenchaofeng。
“zheijianhunsha，jiushiyurouhunliyaochuande，”yeqianliansechenlexialai，zhouranchusheng。
“xiaohua，nixingmengma？”
tangpengyanshenjiqibuxie：“zheishimengjiamengyurantitadidisonglaidepinli。”
tazaojiucongqinqimendejixiaoshengzhongzhidaoyeqianyijingchenglesangjiaquan，feiwuyige。
“sheigaosunimengyurandedidijiuyaoxingmeng，”yeqianlizhiqizhuang。
“qie，mengyurandedidibuxingmeng，nanbuchengxingye？nanbuchengnishitadidi？”tangpengbaiyanfeidaoletianshang。
“nishuoduile，wojiushitadidi，”yeqianchengrendehengancui。
zhongrenquandouyileng，suijikuangxiaobuyi。
yeqianjianzhibahuazhongquchongtuixianglexingaodu。
tangpenggengshipaizhexiongfuhahadaxiao：“niyigelaogaifan，yejiadeyezhong，shuozijishimengyurandedidi，nizabushuonishiyuhuangdadini。”
“ge，renjiaxihuanyanxi，nihebifeidejiechuanni。”
tangyuxinwuzhezuiqiexiao：“feiwu，nibushishuozijishimengyurandidima？niyoubenshijitadadianhuaa。”
tajiangshoujidileguoqu，yilianxixue：“ganbuganya？”
“youshenmebugan，”yeqiandangchangjieguoleshouji。
tangjiazhongrenjicisanfandengbizishanglian，chaoxiaotangyurouyijia，zhendangtabucunzaia。
yipang，binlinbaonubianyuandetangyuroubenlaiyaochongyeqianfahuo，kejiantazhendezaibohaoma，buyoulengzhule。
tadexinlizheiyikemomingxiangxinleyeqian，liandaizhelifengxiafufuyejidongdeqidaileqilai。
ruoshiyeqianzhendegenmengjiayouguanxi，tamenqibushihuizaitangjiafanshen。
dianhuajietong，kailewaiyin。
yeqianrenzhenkaikou：“ranjie，pinlishoudaole，buguotangjiaderenxiangrenshirenshini。”
“renshi**ma？zainimianqian，mengjiayousuanshenme，”mengyuransihuzaipaoniunaiyu，shengyinyongsan。
huaxiasidashijiazaidonghuangzhanshenmianqianzhiyoufushouchengchendefen，ruobushitadangnianjiuleyeqianyiming，yebuganzichengyeqiandejiejie。
tangjiazhongrenhuxiangduishi，mianmianxiangqu。
nandaozheiyezhongzhenderenshimengyuran？
“啪！”
zheishi，tangyuxinyigejianbushangqian，haobuyouyujiangyeqianshouzhongdeshoujiduoleguolai。
tachixiaodao：“wei，zheifeiwuzhaoniyanxi，jiniduoshaoqiana？wochushuangbei。”
“jianbi，jingganduiwodidikouchukuangyan，”mengyuranyiting，dangchangbaonu。
quanhuaxiajingranyourenganduidonghuangzhanshenbujing，siyouyugu。
“你竟敢骂我？”
tangyuxinqidehuomaosanzhang，rumadao：“nalilaidelaonvren，jingganmaochongmengjia，huodebunaifanle。”
“bieyiweiyeqianzhaoniyanxi，jiunengmengpianwomen。”
“wogaosuni，niyaoshimengyuran，wojiushibainiangzi。”
“tangjiadeyanjingshixueliangde，jiwogun。”
tayupaolianzhu，xiaozhangzhiji，fanshouliaoledianhua。
zheixia，tangjiadeqinqimenquandouhuangrandawu，yuanlaiyeqianzijiyanwanle，youzhaorenyanxi。
“zheifeiwusuibiandagedianhua，jiukaishibiaoyan，budangyanyuanzhenshikexile。”
“meicuo，busapaoniaozhaozhaojingzishenmedexing。”
dajiaqizuibashedekaishiyilun。
ruoshiyeqianzhendegenyanjingmengjiacheshangguanxi，nalihuibeiyejiatuoqi。
“tangyurou，zheijiushinixuandenanren，tiaoliangxiaochou，diurenxianyan，”tanglaotaitaishenseqingmie，duoduobiren。
tangyuxinyechenjijixiao：“yuroua，nikanshangdenanrenzhenshigaoxiao，weilemianzi，weilezhengmingziji，zaineizhuangqiangzuoshi，wozhentinishangxinna。”
yeqiankanzhezheixieqingyisedeshilizuilian，juranhenwunai：“yurou，nitingwoshuo……”
weishenmemeirenxiangxintadehua。
“扑！”
yibeichashuizhijiepozaileyeqianlianshang，tangyurouqidebachabeidoushuailechuqu。
tazaizhongrenjifengshengzhongbinlinbengkui：“yeqian，nihuilaichulechuiniuhaihuiganshenme？wojiubugaiduinibaoyouxiwang！”
“zuihouyici，zheishizuihouyici。”
“niyaoshizaichuiniu，wozhongshengbujia，doubuhuijiajini。”
buqieshiji，siyaomianzi，zheiyangdeyeqianrangtangyurouhentiebuchenggang。
yeqianmolebalianshangdeshuizhu，mengranzuanjinlequantou。
kejiantangyuroujiaoquzhandou，shuangmuhanlei，tayousongkaile，shiranle。
zheiqinian，tangyurouchengshoudechaofengheyaliyuanbitadadeduo。
tahuilaihaimeilaidejibangshangtangyurou，fandaorangtagengjiabeirenqiaobuqi。
“nainai，yigeyezhong，zanmenbuyongguanzhuta。”
tangpengjianghuatilahuilai，dianchuguanjian：“woxiangmengguanjiashuodetangxiaojieyidingshizhitangdaxiaojie，wokanjiushisongjiyuxinde。”
“zheikebuyiding，tangjiayoubuzhiyigexiaojie。”
“dui，womendoushitangjiaderen。”
qitaqinqiwenyan，dunshidoubuleyile。
tangyuxinnulihuiyizhe，turanjianjiaodao：“nainai，woxiangqilaile，yidingshita。”
“nimandianshuo，daodizenmehuishi？”tanglaotaitaipobujidaidezhuiwen。
“woshangcijiubabengdirenshilegexingmengdenanren，tazuijinfengkuangduiwoshiai。”
tangyuxindeyiwubi：“tameitiansongwohaoduomeiguihua，wocaitayidingshimengshaoye，youqianrendouxihuanxianzheimewan。”
“nainai，nikanwoshuojiushiyuxinba，zheibujiuduishangle。”
tangpengyeyipaidatui：“denghoutianqingjieren，mengshaoxiangyuxinqiuhun，womenquanjiadouqu，zheikeshiwomengenmengjiajieqindelishixingshike。”
tahengsaozhedatingdeqinqi，lengxiaodao：“tangxiaojiedechenghunimenpeideshangma？”
tangpengyanxiazhiyibaimingshizaigaosuzhongren，tamenzheiyimaicaishitanglaotaitaidexintourou。
zhongrendouzhidaotangpengshendelaotaitaixihuan，nahaiganzaizhengxiaqu。
“hao，dengqingrenjiemengshaoxiangniqiuhunle，20haohunlidangtian，nainaiqinziweinichuanshangmengjiasonglaidehunshazhubao，rangnifengguangchujia，”tanglaotaitaiyichuidingyin。
“xiexienainai，”tangyuxinhuanhuqueyuedechadianbengqilai，xingfulaidetaituranle。
“nainaininbietaigaoxing，woyouyigehuaixiaoxi。”
zheishi，tangpengguzuowunaitanlekouqi：“wogangjiedaoaikangyiyuansunshaodezhengshitongzhi，tamenquxiaolesuoyouyaopindingdan，mingqueshuomingbuzaihewomentangshiyaoyehezuo。”
“废物！”
tanglaotaitailianshangxiaorongshunjianjiangzhu，pokoudama：“tangyurou，nigandehaoshi。”
“laosan，kankannijiaodehaonver，chengshibuzu，baishiyouyu。”
“zheixiaoxi，zhenshihuiqi。”
zhongqinqilikejiangtangyurouyijiafengcidezhadoubusheng。
tangyongminbeimadetoudoubugantai，lianjiaguntang。
zheishitahelifengxiazuidiuren，zuichirudeyitian。
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