shuojushihuawodui《dingjibaotu》zheipianwenzhangfeichanggandong,yeshouduzhexihuan,wohaimeiyouduwannei,zhouyinkunzhouxiaxiadegushiqingjielingrenxinsixiangwang,ganxieyimingdenuli!jiangdeshi:“xiexie!”xiaxialianshanglikeyangqixiaorong,yinweiyaocongdianshiqianjingguo,weilebudangdaotakandianshi,nvhaihaiteyiwanyao……
xiaxiameikanjianayaodeshiyi,zhijianfuwuyuanbaozhecaidancongcongtuichuqu,tajianbangyikua,xiaolianshangmanmandeshiluo。
zuixianshangdeshihongcha,xichaguohoudediyipao,nongyuchaxianghenkuaiyimanzhenggebaoxiang。
paochazheizhongshi,ayaojiubushanzhangle,tahezhouxiaxiadoukanzhezhouyinkundedongzuo,xiaxiacaizhidaohechayeyouzheimeduobuzhou。tayizhiyiweizhiyaobachayefangdaoreshuilipaozhejiuxing,haiqiguaiweishenmeduanjinlaidebushiyijingpaohaodecha,haiyaokerenqinzidongshou。
hongchabusilvchaxinglengweise,ershisanzhehuigannuanxiang,qiebushiyijiupao,diyipaopaochuchaxiang,dierpaoweidaozuiweinongyuzhengzong,disanpaoweidaoshaodan,danhuichunchiliuxiang,zuishihepeiyichadian。
zhouxiaxiakanjianzhouyinkundaoleyibei,fangzaiyuanzhuozhuanpanshang,zhuandaoleayaomianqian,“changchang。”
“xiexiekunge。”ayaonaqilaichangleyikou,minlemin,yingbangbangdishuolelianggezi:“haohe。”
zaitazheili,rukoudedongxizhiyounengchihebunengchi、haochihebuhaochi。biedeshuobuchulai。
ranhou,xiaxiakanjianzhouyinkunyoudaoleyibei。chashuisanzhereqidaorubaicichabei,taxiang,zheibeiyinggaishitazijide。
sheizhixiayike,neishengzhehongchadebaicichabeiyefangdaolezhuanpanshang,ranhouwenwendizhuandaolezijimianqian。
zhouyinkunkanzhexiaxianeiduidayanjing,limianfangfoxiemanle“zheishijiwodema?”
好笑又滑稽。
tayangyangxiaba,zhouxiaxiazheicaishuangshounaqineibeihongcha,heleyikou。chashuimeiyoutaxiangxiangzhongneimetang,rukouzhihoubaoguoshejian,mingmingshichashui,quechangchuyizhongchunhougan,yinxiaquyilunuandaoweili。
“好喝吗?”
zhouxiaxialikediantou,“haohe。”
“nizheiyibei,dayueliangqiangangbi。”
nvhaishouzhiyidou,“shenme?”
tabukezhixindikanxiangshoushanghaishengyidiandianchashuidebeizi,jiuyikouchashui,zheimeguima?
kemanwudechaxiangpianbuleren,ayaodagaishidianlehenguidehongcha。
hedouhele,tazhihaoshuo:“wohuihaiqiande。”
cishimencongwaimiantuikai,fuwuyuanwenwendituizhecanchejinlaishangcai,zhouxiaxiajingxidikanjianzijigangcaishuodeneijiyangjurandouzai,yuanbenhaibeiangguihongchajijingyadao,zheihuieryouxiaodemeiyanwanwan。
shangwancai,zhouxiaxiajiudengzhezhouyinkunxiandongkuaizini,sheizhixiayimiaomenyoubeirentuikai,zheihuijinlaidebushifuwuyuan,ershiyigedaizhechaodamojing,shencaigaotiao**denvren。
“kungewomenhaojiumeijianle~~~”nvrenyijinlaijiudailaiyiguhenhaowendexiangwei,chanzaichaxiangdangzhongyeyidianbuhuiweihe。
zhouxiaxiazhengjingtanlaizhegezihaogaopifuhaobai,lianshengyindouhaohaoting,jieguojiukanjiantayibianreqingjiaomeidijiaolezhouyinkun,xiayikezhijiejiuzuozailenanrentuishang,quanzhetadebojing,zaitaerbianshuolejuqiaoqiaohua。
tingbuqingshuodeshishenme,zhijiannanrenxiaozhelanshangtadeyao,“xing,doutingnidebei。”
yuqichongni,tingdezhouxiaxiatoupifama。
nvrenzhailemojing,taiyuqiangdiaoyoudiayoujiao,shuozijikoukele。
zhouyinkunbiannaqitamianqianneibeihaimeidongdecha,songdaotachunbian。nvrenyebuzijina,jiuzhezheigezishichangleyikou,buzhishiyouyihaishiwuyi,rouruandechunbanganghaochudaonanrenzhijian。
zhouyinkunzaitayaoshangqialexia,“biediaopi。”
nvrenjiaoxiaozhecongtashenshangxialai,zuozaitazuoshoubiandeweizhishang,zheicaizhuyidaoduimianhaizuolegexiaoguniang。
erzheigexiaoguniangxianranshirenchuletashishei,zhengdailenglengdikanzheta,manliandebukezhixin。
zheihaishidianshilineigaoguilengyandeqiaoshaangxiaojiema……tagenjeffreydefabuhuicaifangli,mingmingtantujuzhidouneimelengdanyouya。
“zheigexiaomeimeishisheiya,haichuanzhexiaofu。”shuozhetakanlezhouyinkunyiyan,yuqibushan,“kungeyouwoweishenmehaiyaozhaobieren?wokebuwanneixieluanzaozaodeyouxi。”
“xiaxiangshenme,wozhinv。”
zheixiajiulundaoqiaoshaangjingyale,yiqiangenzhouyinkunyuehui,tashenbiandingduogenzhegebaobiao,zheihuizenmehaiduolezhinv?
“jiejienihao。”zhouxiaxiajingyaguijingya,zuizhonghaishilunxianzaiqiaoshaangdemeimaoxia。
suirantadexinggesihugendianshilitianrangzhibie,kezheizhangjingzhimeiyandelianqueshibipingmushanggengjiajingweitianren,congyanjingdaobizidaozuichunzaidaopifu,wanmeidebuxiangzhenren。
“aiyaxiaozhinv,zenmenengjiaojiejieya?”
shuoshizheimeshuo,tachaoxiaxiazhazhayan,biaoshiduizheigechenghuhenxihuan,anbeifenxiaxiagaijiaotaayide。qiaoshaangcaiershisisui,nalishoudeleyishengayi。
jirantabushizhouyinkundeqitaqingren,qiaoshaangbiandefeichangdadu,zaijiashangzhouxiaxiabenjiushiyifuguaiqiaotinghuadehaoxueshengyangzi,qiaoshaangyuekanyuejuedekeai,“woyihouyeyaoshengyigezheimekeaidenvhai。”
shuozhehaikanleyanzhouyinkun。
zhouxiaxiatingdaozanmei,buhaoyisidimomoxiaba,gangxiangshuoshengxiexie,jiutingjianzhouyinkunjiehua:“tanalikeai?”
qiaoshaanghuangranxiangqizhouyinkunbuzenmexihuanxiaohai,yushixiaowen:“kungeshibushikansheidoubukeai?”
zhouyinkuntiaomei:“bu。”
qiaoshaanghaoqidikanzheta,“neiwokeaima?”
“有时候可爱。”
“什么时候?”
zhouyinkunzaitaerbiandishengshuoleshenme,qiaoshaangxianshizhenjinghoushilianhong,“nizenmezheiyang!”
kansifapiqi,shizeshizainanrenneizhangjunlianshangqinleyikou。
ayaodanrandichizhedongxi,xianranshiduizheizhongshijianguaibuguai。zhouxiaxiashitouyihuijiandaozheichangmian,mingmingmeirenlita,zhouyinkunyuguangquekanjiantamaitouhezhexierouzhou,erchuiyoubiandehonghongde。
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