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《dengjidadian：taguixiefenghou，woquesongtaruhuanyiju！》cishuzuoweidingjidaomeidandeyibenduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo，qingjiequzheqiefengfu，ticaixiangduixinying，diedangqifuzhideyikan。zhuyaojiangdeshi：tagenwoyiqiyanjiuzhanshu，yiqizaishapanqiantuiyanzhanju，changchangweileyigexijiezhenglundaoshenye。woxinshangtadeguojueheyuanjian。taxinfuwodejingyanhebuju。womenzhi……

精彩章节

wozaidengjidadianshang，dangzhemanchaowenwudemian，qinkouxuanbucefengtawei“huanghou”。taguizaiwojiaoxia，

leiliumanmiandiketouxieen，etoukechuxueyehunranbujue——tayiwei，

neigecengweitaxieshi、weitashangzhanchang、fashiyaobataidajiaoqutajinmendeshaonianjiangjun，zhongjiuhaishixinliyoutade。

zhidaowoqinkounianchushengzhidequanwen：“cefengyeshiwei——huanyijujianbizhishou，zhongshengbudeligongbanbu，qinci。

”talianshangdexiaorong，zaineiyikechedininggu。congkuangxidaozhenjing，congzhenjingdaojuewang，congjuewangdaobengkui，

buguoduanduansanxi。zheizhanglian，biwoqinshoukanxiatafuqintoulushi，haiyaorangwojuedechangkuai。

yinweizheiyiqie——doushitajiuyouziqu。

【diyibufen：neifengtaqinshoudichude“tongdixin”】sannianlingqigeyueqian。

wohaishidazhouzuinianqingdezhenguojiangjunxiaoce，ershisuiguashuaizhizhangbeijingsanshiwandajun，beiyuweibubaizhanshen。

neishidewo，xianyinuma，yiqifengfa，xinzhongzhiyouliangjianshi——shouhudazhoudejiangtu，

haiyouquwodeweihunqiyeningjinmen。yening，jingchengdiyicainv，chengxiangfudinv，wenroushanliang、caiqingzhuojue，

shiquanjingchengnanzimengmeiyiqiudebaiyueguang。erta，shiwode。womencongxiaoyiqizhangda，qingmeizhuma。qisuineinian，

tawusui，zaixiaofuhouhuayuandehehuachibianluoshui，shiwotiaoxiaqubatajiushanglaide。tabaozhewodebozi，

kudelihuadaiyu：“acegege，woyihoujiushiniderenle。”wocadiaotalianshangdeleizhu，xiaozheshuo：“hao，

neiniyihoujiujiajiwo。”congneitianqi，womenliangjiabiandingxialewawaqin。shisannianhou，wolingbingchuzhengbeijing，

linxingqianquchengxiangfucixing。yeningweiwozhenglikuijia，yankuangtonghong：“ace，niyidingyaopinganhuilai。huilaile，

womenjiuchengqin。”wowozhutaweiliangdeshou，chengnuodao：“dengwoquzhudalu，bianhuilaibataidajiaoquni。aning，

dengwo。”tazhanyanyixiao，quxiayaojiandexiangnangdijiwo：“zheishiwoqinshouxiudepinganfu，niyaotieshendaizhe。

”wojiangxiangnangguazaixiongkou，neishangmianxiuzheyiduiyuanyangxishui，zhenjiaoximi，meiyizhendoubaohanshenqing。

zhanshiyichangshunli。woshexiamaifu，youdishenru，yizhanzhandisanwan，jiangxiongnuzhulibituihuicaoyuanshenchu。

wojitaxiexin：“aning，dengwodangpingxiongnuwangting，bianhuijingquni。wohuirangquantianxiadouzhidao，

nishiwoxiaocezuiaidenvren。”raner，wodenglaidebushitadehuixin，ershiyichangmiedingzhizai。neitianshenye，

fujiangzhaoxinchongjinshuaizhang，manlianshabai：“jiangjun！jingchenglaileshengzhi！bixiashuonintongdipanguo，yaoxuequbingquan，

yajiehuijing！”wolengzhule：“tongdipanguo？woxiaoceyiqiangrexueweiguo，helaitongdi？

”zhaoxinzhandouzhediguolaiyifengxin——neishiwodebiji，zhunqueshuo，shibeiwanmeimofangdebiji。

xinzhongxiezhe：yuxiongnudanyuyueding，liyingwaihegongpojingcheng，shichengzhihouhuajiangerzhi，liaiqiyeningweihou。

wodedanaoyipiankongbai。“zheishijiade！wocongweixieguozheiyangdexin！”zhaoxinyaoyaqiechi：“jiangjun，

zheifengxinshichengxiangyechengchengshangqude。tashuo……shiyening**qinshoucongnindexinshishouzhongjieguozheifengxin，

jiaojitade。wuzhengrenzhengjuzai，tiezhengrushan。”hong——neiyike，woganjuezhenggeshijiedoubengtale。

yening……wodeaning……zenmekeneng？taneimeaiwo，zenmekenenghuihaiwo？yidingshigaocuole！

yidingshitafuqinxianhaita！zhidaowobeiyajieshangqiuche，zhidaowotingshuo——woxiaojiayibaisanshiqikouren，

zaiwobeidingzuidedangtian，quanburentouluodi。wofuqin，gangzhengbuadeyushidafu。womuqin，

wenrouciaideguogongfuren。wodelianggedidi，yigecaishiwusui，yigecaishiersui。haiyoushuboshenniang，

zhierzhinv……tamendexue，huichenglehe。erneigexialingzhanshatamendeshengzhishang，

qingqingchuchudixiezhe：“yinzhenguojiangjunxiaocetongdipanguo，zhengjuquezao，qizurenzhiqingbubao，tongweinidang，

zhejikemanmenchaozhan，yijingxiaoyou。”zhengjuquezao。neisigezi，xiangsibadao，wanzhewodexin。

erneifen“zhengju”，shiyeningqinshoudichuqude。【dierbufen：taweile“tianxiacangsheng”，

xuanzelelingyigenanren】yajietuzhongdediwutianyeli，zhaoxindaizhesanbaiqinbingjieqiu。

tamenfuchuleliangbaiqishisantiaomingdedaijia，caijiangwojiuchulai。“jiangjun，kuaizou！”zhaoxinhunshenyuxue，

yidaopikaiqiuchedesuolian。“wobuzou！woyaohuijing！woyaojianyening，rangtadangmiangaosuwo，

zheiyiqiedaodishizenmehuishi！”wofengleyiyanghouzhe。zhaoxinyibachezhuwo，yankuangtonghong：“jiangjun！ninxingxing！

yeningta……tabushibeitafuqinliyongde！”“nihushuo！”“womeiyouhushuo！”zhaoxinsihoudao，

“jiuzaininchuzhenghoudedisangeyue，chengxiangyechengjiyening**zhaolegenanren！yigejiaoguhuaijindeshusheng，

zhangdegenninyouqibafenxiang！”wodedongzuojiangzhule。zhaoxindeshengyindaizhekegudehenyi，

jiangyiqiecanrendisikai：“neigeguhuaijin，tiantianzaitaerbianshuoninshouwozhongbingshihuohuan，

shuoweiletianxiacangshengyingxianxiashouweiqiang！erta，xinle！

tajuedeneigenanrenbiningengdongta‘xinhuaitianxia’debaofu！

”“taqinshoujiangnindejiashujiaojiweizhuangchengxinshidesishi，rangxinbeidiaobao！tazuochuzheigejuedingdeshihou，

neigeguhuaijinjiuzuozaitashenbian，wozhetadeshou！”zhaoxindeshengyingengyanle：“jiangjun，

yeningtabushibeipiande……tashizhendejuede，xishengninyigeren，xishengxiaojiamanmen，nenghuanlai‘tianxiataiping’！

tashenzhizaixiaojiabeichaozhanhou，kaozaineigenanrendehuailishuo，suiranshiqulenin，

dandedaoletazheige‘zhenzhengdezhiji’，cishengwuhan！”woguizaidishang，yangtianzhangxiao。neiyisheng，sixinliefei。

suoyi，bushitabeipian。shitaweilesuoweide“dayi”，weiletaxinzhongde“cangsheng”，

yeweileneigezhangdexiangwo、quebiwogeng“dongta”denanren——qinshoubawoxiaojiayibaisanshiqikouren，

songshangleduantoutai。takenengdaoxianzaidoujuedezijishiduide。juedezijixishengleaiqing，chengquanletianxia。

juedezijishigebeizhuangdenvyingxiong。tanalizhidao——wocongweiyouguoyisiyihaoyaomoufandexin！

woxiaojiasandaizhongliang，wofuqinmaosidanhequangui，wodidilizhiyaokaoqugongmingbaoxiaochaoting！tamensideyuan！

sidecan！erzheiyiqie，doushiyinweitaneike“beitianminren”dexin，hetaduilingyigenanrendeqingxin！

“jiangjun……”zhaoxinfuzhuwo，“xiongdimenmeibaisi，womenjiuninchulai，jiushixiangrangninhuoxiaqu，

weixiaojia……baochou！”wotaiqitou，yanzhongyijingmeiyouleishui,zhishengxiashishanxuehaibandehenyi。

“baochou……dui。woyaobaochou。”bujinyaoshaleneiduigounannv，

gengyaorangyeningqinyankankan——taweile“tianxiacangsheng”xishengdeneigenanren，

tayiweihuiweihaitianxiadeneige“huohuan”，zuihouhuibianchengshenmeyang。woyaorangtahouhui。houhuiyibeizi。

【disanbufen：nvjiangliyue，yuwozhongjiandejiangshan】juejingzhong，shiyanmenguanshoujianglijiajiulewo。

lijiajiazhulide，shiwofuqindeshengsizhijiao。tatingwenxiaojiacanan，beifenjiaojia，

paitadedunvliyuedaizhejingbinglaijiuwo。liyue，yanmenlijiadezhangshangmingzhu，ziyouxiwu，

yishenwuyibushunaner。diyicijianta，shizaineigefengxuejiaojiadeyewan。taqizheheisejunma，shenpiyinjia，

shouchizhangqiang，lvjunjiangweijiaowomendeguanbingshadediukuiqijia。“xiaojiangjun。”tafanshenxiama，

danxiguizaiwomianqian，shengyinqingleng，“wofuqinrangwowenninyiju——nin，ganxinma？”ganxin？

wozenmekenengganxin！“lijiayuanzhunindongshanzaiqi，buweisichou，erweitianxia。”tataiqitou，

neishuangdanfengyanli，xiemanlejianding，“zheigechaoting，yijinglandaolegen。jianchendangdao，zhongliangmengyuan，baixingliuli。

xiaojiangjun，ninruokenqibing，lijiayuanqingquanzuzhili，fengninweizhu！”neiyike，

wocongtayanzhongkandaoleheyeningwanquanbutongdedongxi。bushilianmin，bushitongqing，bushineizhongxuweide“shanliang”。

shixinren，shiguojue，shiyiqiangguyong。wowozhutashenguolaideshou，chenshengdao：“xiaoceruonengfanshen，

bibufulijia！”congneitianqi，womenbingjianzuozhan。liyuebujinshigehanjiang，gengshigechusedemoushi。

tagenwoyiqiyanjiuzhanshu，yiqizaishapanqiantuiyanzhanju，changchangweileyigexijiezhenglundaoshenye。

woxinshangtadeguojueheyuanjian。taxinfuwodejingyanhebuju。womenzhijiandemoqi，

zaiyichangchangxuezhanzhongyufashenhou。tacongbuwenwoguanyuyeningdeshi，danmeiciwoemengjingxingshi，

tadouhuimomodiguolaiyihujiu。“guoqudejiurangtaguoqu。”tashuo，“ninxianzaiyaozuode，shihuozhe，

ranhouying。”huozhe，ranhouying。zheiliugezi，chenglewohuoxiaqudexinnian。sannianlingqigeyue。

wocongjishirendecanbingbaijiang，fazhanchengyongbingsanshiwandeyifangzhuhou。wodachu“qingjunce、zhuguozei”deqihao，

tianxiaxiangying。zhongyu，zaizheiyiniandeshenqiu，wolvdajunbinglinjingcheng。

【disibufen：jingchenglide“shenxianjuanlv”】ercishidejingcheng，chengxiangfuzhong，queshiyipianfenghuaxueyue。

zicongwo“tongdipanguo”beichujue，xiaojiafumie，yeningbianchenglejingzhongyigeteshudecunzai。

yourentongqingtacuofuzhenxin，yourenpeifutadayimieqin，dangengduoderen，

shixianmutarujinde“zhiji”——guhuaijin。zheisannianlai，guhuaijinzaoyibushineigeluoposhusheng。

tapingjiechengxiangyechengdefuchiheyeningdeqinglai，chenglejingzhongyoumingdecaizi，churujieshiquanguifudi。

woqibingdexiaoxi，diyicichuandaojingchengshi，buguoshibianjingyizhuangbuqiyande“luanfei”shijian。neiri，

yeningzhengyuguhuaijinzaitingzhongduiyi。“tingshuolema，beijingneibianyouhuoluanfei，dazhexiaocedeqihaozuoluan。

”guhuaijinluoxiabaizi，qingxiaoyisheng，“zhenshibuzhisihuo，aceta……zaoyishensi，

jinghaiyourenganmaotademingtou。”yeningculecumei，yanzhongshanguoyisifuzadeqingxu，

danhenkuaibianbeiwenroufugai：“shizheyiyi。zhishikulebianjingdebaixing，youyaozaozhanhuozhiku。

”guhuaijinwozhutadeshou，shenqingkuankuan：“aning，nizongshizheibanxinhuaitianxia。dangchuruofeinidangjiliduan，

neizhenzhengdehuohuankongpazaoyirangtianxiashenglingtutan。nicaishizheitaipingshengshidewumingyingxiong。”yeningtingzhezheifanhua，

xinzhongzuihouyisibuanyeyanxiaoyunsan。takaozaiguhuaijinjianshang，juedezijidangniandexuanzewubizhengque。

taxishenglexiaowo，chengquanletianxia，haishouhuolezhenzhengdongtadezhiji。

takanzheguhuaijinneizhangyuwoyouqibafenxiangsidelian，xinzhongyipianmanzu。bannianhou，

wogongxiayongzhoudexiaoxirujingleibanchuanbianjingcheng。chaotingpaiqupingpandedajunquanjunfumei，zhushuaibeizhan。zheiyici，

suoyourendouzhidao，neibushishenmeluanfei，ershizhenzhengdexiaocehuilaile。chengxiangfudeqifendiyicibiandeningzhong。

yechengzaishufanglilaihuiduobu，liansetieqing。yeningdefangjianli，guhuaijinzhengnulianfuzheta。

“zenmekeneng……tazenmekenenghaihuozhe？”yeninglianseshabai，shouzhongdechabeidouzaizhandou，

“tabushi……bushiyijingbei……”“aning，nibiepa！”guhuaijinqiangzuozhendingdibaozhuta，

“jiusuantahuozheyouruhe？tarujinshifanzei！shitianxiagongdi！chaotingbaiwandajun，qihuipataququyigepanjiang？

tazheishizixunsilu！”“keshi……keshitagongxialeyongzhou！”“buguoshijiaoxing！

”guhuaijindeshengyindaleyixie，xiangshizaishuofuta，yexiangshizaishuofuziji，“tashouxiadoushixiewuhezhizhong，

zennengyutianbingkangheng？chengxiangdarenhebixiayidinghuiyoubanfade！”yeningkanzheta，mianqiangdianlediantou。

dancongneitianqi，tayelikaishizuoemeng。mengli，shiwohunshenshixuedizhanzaitamianqian，wenta：“weishenme？

”tazaiyebunengxiangcongqianneiyang，xinanlidediyuguhuaijinyinshizuohua。tamenzhijiandemeiyiciduishi，

doufangfogeleyicengmingwei“xiaoce”deyinying。youguoleyinian，wojunshirupozhu，liankeshuzhou，

bingfengzhizhijingji。chaotingdejunduiyibaizaibai，gedifanwangzuobishangguan，shenzhiyourenanzhongtoucheng。zhenggejingcheng，

doulongzhaozaiyizhongmorijiangzhidekonghuangzhizhong。chengxiangfunei，zaoyimeilexirideshiqinghuayi。yechengyiyebaitou，

zhengrijiangzijiguanzaishufang。eryeningheguhuaijin，zheiduixiride“shenxianjuanlv”，

yezhongyuluchulezuizhenshidemianmu。“douguaini！”yeningduizheguhuaijinjianjiao，

jiangzhuoshangdeciqiquandousaodaodishang，“dangchushinigaosuwo，xiaoceshihuohuan！shinirangwoneimezuode！

xianzaitahuilaile！tahuilaibaochoule！womendoudesi！”guhuaijindeliansebitagengnankan，

tayibazhuazhutadeshouwan，mianmuzhengning：“xianzaishuozheixieyoushenmeyong？dangchuzuojuedingderenshini！

shiniqinshoubaxinjiaochuqude！ruobushinitantu‘dayi’demingsheng，hezhiyuci！”“wotantumingsheng？

”yeningxiangtingdaoletiandadexiaohua，“guhuaijin，nibiewangle，ruobushiwo，

nixianzaihaishigelanzainilideqiongsuanshusheng！nixiangshoulezheijinianderonghuafugui，xianzaidananlintou，

jiuxiangbazerendoutuidaowoshenshang？”liangrenhuxiangzhize，mianhongerchi，zaiwubanfenwangridewenqing。zhongyu，

zaiwodajunbinglinchengxiadeqianyiye，tamentingzhilezhengchao。yinweikongjuyadaoleyiqie。

“women……womenquqiuta！”yeningxiangzhuazhulezuihouyigenjiumingdaocao，“aceta……tazuishixinruan！

zhiyaowoqukuzheqiuta，gaosutawodangnianshibeiwodiediebipode，shibeinimengpiande！tayidinghuiyuanliangwode！

”guhuaijinyanzhongyeshanguoyisixiwang，lianmangfuhe：“dui！dui！nijiushuowoshinifuqinyingsaijinide，

niwozhijianqingqingbaibai！taneimeaini，yidingshebudeshani！”liangrenyipaijihe，

kaishibianzhizhezuyimenghunguoguandehuangyan。yeningduizhejingzi，

fanfulianxizheruhecainengkudelihuadaiyu、chuchukelian。tashenzhiyijingxianghaolezhongfengdediyijuhua：“ace，

nizhongyuhuilaile，wohaoxiangni……”tajianxin，pingzhetamenqingmeizhumadeqingfen，

pingzhewocengjingduitashenrugusuideai，tayidingnenganranwuyang，shenzhi……zhongxinhuidaowodeshenbian。

tawanquanbuzhidao，tazheifuchouloudezuilian，zaoyishiwofuchoudaxizhong，zuiqidaishangyandeyimu。

【diwubufen：dengjidadian，zuijingcaide“cefeng”】chengpozhiri，hunjunziyi，

yechengbeitazijidejiadingbanglesongdaowomianqian，yiqiuhuoming。woyijianxiaoshou。tadetoulu，

beiguazaichengmenshangbaoshaisanri。sanrihou，wodengji。guohao——xia。qu“xia”zi，

shiyinweineishiwofuqinzuixihuandejijie。tazongshuo，xiatianshengjibobo，jiuxiangwomenxiaojiadezhongyongzhixin。rujin，

woyaoyong“xia”zheigeguohao，laijinianwosiqudejiaren。dengjidadianzaitaihedianjuxing。baiguanguibai，

shanhuwansui。woshenzheshierzhangwendexuanheilongpao，toudaimianguan，yibubutashangneijiushijiujihanbaiyutaijie。

longyibinglengcigu，yiruwosiqusanniandexin。“chuanzhi。”wodeshengyinzaijijingdedadianzhonghuixiang，

“jiangzuinvyening，daishanglai。”dianxiahuaran。henkuai，lianggepozituozheyigeyishanlanlvdenvrenzoulejinlai。

tachuanzheqiufu，toufasanluan，lianshangmanshichentu，danneizhanglian，wohaishinengyiyanrenchu——neishiyening。

tabeituidaozaidi，xigaikezaijinzhuanshang，fachumenxiang。tataiqitou，touguozhulian，kandaolezuozailongyishangdewo。

tadeyanzhongxianshizhenjing，ranhoushikuangxi，ranhoushi……yizhongrushizhongfudeqingxing。“ace，nizhongyuhuilaile，

wohaoxiangni……”tayongpailianlewushubiandekuqiang，zhandouzheshuochudiyijutaici。laile。

taguorankaishibiaoyanle。“bixia，dangniandoushichennvdefuqinshexiadeyinmou！tapianlechennv！

neigeguhuaijinyeshitaanpaide！chennvshibeipianle！chennvzhendebuzhidaotahuihaini！”takudesixinliefei，

meiyigezidouchongmanleweiquhehuihen。“chennvzheisannian，meiriyileiximian，ririweininqifu！chennvjiuzhidao，

ninjirentianxiang，yidingbuhuiyoushide！chennvyizhizaidengninhuilaia！”tabiaoyandehenmaili。

ruguowobuzhidaozhenxiang，shuobudingzhenhuibeitapianguoqu。dianzhongyixiebumingjiulidelaochen，