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……
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老丈人出车祸了？
“mengyaonibieji，womashangjiulaiyiyuan。”chenfengmangmanganfuleyiju，bianguaduanledianhua，qishangdiandongchechaoyiyuanganqu。
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yuemulinlanzaijizhenshimenkoujidetuantuanzhuan。
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啪！
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五百万！
这是一个天文数字！
zhishiyigewaikeshoushueryi，weishenmehuixuyaowubaiwan？
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就是五百万！
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“shaoye……”zheishi，yidaoshuxideshengyinchuxianzaileshenhou。
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“砰”
chenzhonghuahaimeishuowan，chenfengbianhenhenyiquanzazailetadebilianggushang，xianxuezhiliu。
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