《dingjijiazushaoyesixiajingshinvzhuangdalao》zhongderenwushedinghenbaoman，meiyiweirenwudouyouzijichuxiandejiazhi，tuidongleqingjiedefazhan，tongshiyinchulezhizhizhichudegushi，kandianshizu，《dingjijiazushaoyesixiajingshinvzhuangdalao》gushigenggai：feichuanshangshoujishimeixinhaode，jiqingfadeduanxintaxianzaicaikanjian，zhenshizuiguoa。“tinghaode。”ludengdaditouxiaoxiao，……。
suizhekongqizhongmimandeguihuaxiangweijianjiansanqu，qiaolingdeshenzhizhujianqingming。
zhengkaiyanbiankanjianyizhangluzheguanqiedemianpang。
“wo……zheishi……woganggang……”
qiaolingqishen，wangzhezhouweidehuanjing，sihuxiangqilaiganggangfashengdeyixieshi，lianshunjianbiandetonghong，mouzhongsiyoushuiwu。
tayaozhexiazuichun，“douguaiwo，doushiwobuhao……”
shuozhejingkaozhezhizhidewuwudikuleqilai。
“meishile，meishile，bieku。”
“shiqingyijingjiejuele，buyaohaipa，wohuibaohunide。”
“nikan，chulediaoleyizhixie，yemeishoushenmeshanga。”
zhizhikaizhewanxiao，xianghuanjieyixiaqifen。
qilingkanzhezijideyoujiao，tingzhilechuoqi，taiqijiao，juezhexiaozui：“neibierenhuizenmekanwoa，shuowoyigeomegabuzhijiandian，shuowoshiguyidezenmeban？”
“qingzheziqing，niyebushiyouyiyaozheiyang，sheihaimeiyougeyiwaia。”
“yaoguaijiuguaitamenzizhilitaichale，buxiangwo。”
zhizhijizijilianshangtieleyibojin，deyiyangyangdeyangziyouxieaojiao。
“噗～”
齐灵破涕为笑。
suirangangrenshibujiu，danzhizhizhendeshigehenyouquderen。
anfuhaoqilinghou，caixiangqilaixianchanghaiyoulingyigeren。
ng，renni？zenmebujianle，gangganghaizaizheierdeya。
zhizhihuanshileyiquan，yiwushilijiuzhishengxiataheqiling。
zheimekuaijiuzoule，zheijiahuoxingzongmocea。
qilingshoushileyixiazijideyirong，chulezhiyouyizhixiekanqilaiyouxiehuajiwai，qitakanqilaimeishenmewenti，shenshouchaokoudaimoqu，
“咦，这是什么？”
shuozhetacongkoudaitaochuyizhangheisetangjinbiandexiaokapian。
zhizhijieguoxiaokapian，shangmianyouyichuandianhuahaomaheyigemingzi。
“戈雾。”
“shiganggangneigerendemingzima？”qilingwendao。
“yinggaishiba，woyebuqueding……”
“gewu”monianjibian，yuanlaitajiaogewua，mingzibucuo，danshimeiwodehaoting。
zhizhijiangxiaokapianhaijiqiling，jieshidao：
“ganggangshitabangnizhusheleyizhiji，huoxuniyoushikeyizhaota……”
suiranzijibingbushiomega，danshiduiyuomegatahaishiyouyidinglejiede，omegadefaqingqihenguding，xiangqilingzheizhongturanqingkuangwanzhongwuyi，weiyidekenengjiushiqilingyoushenmejibing。
zhizhiyouxiedanyoudikanzheyanqiangezixiaoxiaofuseguoyucangbaideqiling，tabuzhidaotashenshangfashengguoshenme，danshitaxiwangtarenshidemeigerendounenghaohaode。
qilingdingzhekapian，meimouliuzhuan，buzhidaozaixiangshenme，suihouxiaoxindijiangkapianfangrukoudai。
gangcongwaimianbayiwushidemenguanhao，yigechuanzhebaidaguadeduanfazhongniannvrenmaizhedabujicongcongganlai，shensehuangzhang，kanjianzhizhierren，jimangshangqianliangbu：
“baoqian，woganggangyousishi，likaileyiwushiyihuier，haihaonimenmeishi……buranwo……buranwo……”
shuozhe，tajingshangqianyibulaqileqilingdeshou，qilingbeitaxialeyitiao，lianlianbaishoushuomeiguanxi。
xianfazhirenwandekezhenyouyitao，yipangdezhizhilengyankanzhe。
yigehegedefeichuangongzuorenyuanshibuhuishanzilikaizijidegangweide，ertaqueyinweizijidesishipaokaigongzuogangwei。
ganggangruguobushineigejinfananzizhaochuyizhiji，jiusuantabaqilingdaidaoyiwushi，neiyeshitulao，shuobudingyiwushidemenzaobeizhuanglanle，zheiqishiyigedaoqianjiunengyangaiguoqudeshiwu？
xiashudeziyousanmanyushangsishiyouzhijieguanxide，xingjihangzhanzhijielishuyuguangxingguanlibu，erguanlibugaoceng……
qingtanleyikouqi，zhizhiyebuhaozuochushenmepingjia。
likaiyiwushihou，yilutongchangwuzu。
huidaoneicanghou，zhixuyijinghuifuruchu，meiyourenshangqianhetamendahua，zhiyougongzuorenyuanwenleyixiaqingkuang，dengjileyixiaqilingdexinxibianlikaile。
buduanyoubuhuaihaoyidemuguangzaizhizhiheqilingshenshangdaliang，neixiemuguangwocuojile。
zhizhibuxiedifanlegebaiyan，zheiqunjingchongshangnaodejiahuo，yiweisheidougentamenyiyangni。
shenweialphadezhizhidaoshimeishenme，qilingcongjinlaidaozuoxiajiuyizhidizhetoukouzijidetulefensezhijiadezhijia，zhizhishengpatahuixiangbukai，bijingduiyutamenomegalaishuo，mingyubishengminghaizhongyao。
“nimeishiba？bietaizaiyibierendeyanguang，zanliangguangmingleiluo。”
“womeishide，jiushipatuoleini。”
qilingtaiqitou，daizheqianyidiyixiao，tasuirankanqilairouruo，danneixinhenjianqiang，zhishidanxinhuiyinweizijilianleidaozhizhi。
“woyigealphalianpihou，meishide，zanshenzhengbupayingzixie，aikanjiukan，rangtamenkanquba。”
zhizhisuoxingdadafangfangdizhanqileshen，erqiehendadandisaoshileyiquanneicang，yongyanshenjinggaoneixiechunchunyudongdealpha。
zhizhizaijinggaoneixiealphadetongshi，yezaixunzhaoyigeren，qiguaideshi，huanguzhenggeneicang，bingmeiyouneigejinfananrendeshenying。
zheigerenbuzaineicang，neitazuonaer？
zhizhibuyoudeduineigenanrendeshenfenchanshenglehaoqi。
jiexialaidexingchenganwenxuduo，meiyouchuxianshenmewenti，jingguoleliangtianyiyedezhangtubashe，xingjifeichuanwenwenluodaolelanxingdexingjihangzhan。
“qinaidelvkepengyoumen：womenyijinganquandaodamudedi……”
“呼～”
zhizhitizhexingli，jiaocaidaoshidi，taganjuehuxidekongqidoushixinxiande，zheijiushilanxingma？
“zhizhi，xiexienizheijitianzhaoguwo，youjihuizaijianla！”
buyuanchudeqilingchongzhizhihuihuishou，zuolegeguilian。
“再见。”
haole，kaishiyingjiexinshenghuo。
tuozhegexinglixiangdezaixingjihangzhanzhuanlehaoyihui，shifenzhonghouzhanzaixingjihangzhandedamenkougankaidao：lanxingdexingjihangzhanzhendehaoda！
shubuzhi，tayijingbeirenmiaoshangle。
“yo，laodinishigangdaozanmenzheierdima？”
yigelianshangmanshidahuchadezhongniannanrenchuanzhepodongniuzikuyilianreqingdiyingleshanglai，shenshoujiuqunazhizhidexinglixiang。
“shia……dage，dageniganshani？”
zhizhienzhexinglixiangdeshouanziyongli。
“laodi，nilaizheierrenshengdibushu，kendingburenlu，ankeshizheiyikuaierdelaochangmianrenle，genzheanzounicuobule。”
zhongniannanrenqichendantian，mengdiyiyongli，xinglixiangjiudaoletaneicucaodeshoushang：“lai，niyaoqunali，zuoandiche，andichesecaibanlan、youwenyoukuaianyidehen。”
shenmechehaisecaibanlan，lanxingdetesecheliangma？
zheidageshenshouminjie，shenqiangtizhuang，yikanjiuhenkaopu，genzhetazhunmeicuo。
zhizhishenyiweirandigenleshangqu，zhidaokanjianneiliangtingzailubian，huahualvlvhaibeishaidetuolepidexiaosanlun，zhizhicaimingbaishenmejiaosecaibanlandeche。
dangjishaleyandezhizhizhixiangmashangzouren，huchadageyingshicaozheyikoutatingbudongdefangyanbatalashangleche，zheiganjuejiugenshanglezeichuanyiyang。
zaifanhuadoushicheshuimalongdelushangyouneimeyidaofengjinggegeburu。
yigeqizhehuahualvlvpolanxiaosanlunmotuodezhongniandashupangruowurendigaoge，haishibushidichonglushangdemeizipaogemeiyan，tadexiaosanlunshangzaizheyigebaozhexinglixiangzaifengzhonglingluandenanzi。
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