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ouyangyuntianbingmeiyouquanzusongyi，liangrenyeshihaojiniandejiaoqingle，songyidexinggetaqingchudehen。quan？biezuomengle，lanbuzhude。
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“nixiaozi，shaojiwozhuangsuan，zheikoujiunibixujiwoyaxiaqu！tingjianmei？”
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“he！zheicaiyiping，nijueduimeihehao，jixujixu。“
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“cao，nitamazhaosia，meikandaowoxiongdimeichiwanma？”
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“zuihouyiguoshisanxianglongxia，yibaikuaisanjindabaolea！”
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caozaruer，zhongshengbaitai。
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keshi，taxianzaiyijingbushile。
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“hahaha，woshuodalong，wojintianneiyifashouliudanziweiruhe？”
“cao，nijilaozigun，nineiyigeshouliudanchadianbawonongsi，wohaimeizhaonisuanzhangni！”
“hahahahahaha......pashenme，nibushiyouneibabaobeidaoma，nirangtajiuniahahahahaha......”
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“longge，zheiciderenwuyoudianqiguaia......”
“guantani，laolaoshishiqubei。laosinidezhuangbeidaihao，silekebuguanwodeshi。”
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“laosan！！！kuaiwodao！！！”
“啊！！！！”
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“longge，nizouba。wozhidaoninengzoude，wodagainengjinituosanfenzhong。”
“**shaofangpi，yiqizou！”
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“nibuhuirangwobaiside，duiba？”
“zangejigekedoujialiyoulao，zheishinibuhuiwangde，duiba？”
“.......buhui。”
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“gejigemeihuochulaidedongxi，qianquanpiaolianglaopo，**doudejiwohuochulai。”
canquedeshouhenhentuileyibasongyi，batatuichulefangjiandehoumen。
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dengsongyihuiguoshenlai，tayijingbeihezuidejigerenlashanglefanzhuo，yibeidaomandebaijiufangzaimianqian。
“laodi，nikanleduojiule？xianghezhishuoa，doushitonglumazha，pasha？”neigesanshiduosuidelaodahenhendepailepaisongyidejianbang，zhanmanyoudeshouzaitajianbangshangliuxialeyigezangxixideshouyin。
“he！he！he！”pangbiandejigerendashengqihong。
songyizhijuedexinliyouyiguwumingdehuoyan，xujiumeiyouyinjiudeta，yikoumenleneiyibeigaonongdubaijiu。
“kekeke......”
xinlabaijiuruhou，rangtalianliankesou。
zhouweiderenhongtangdaxiao，fenfenguzhang。
“laodi，youxinshiba？”neilaodasuiranzuile，danyanjingquehenliang，tayoujisongyidaoleyibeijiu。“kannineiluopodeguilianse，wojiuzhidaonikendingshidaomeiren。”
yibeijiuxiadu，songyifangfofangkailehuaxiazi。
“对，有点事。”
“youmeiyouxingquhelaogewolaolao？nifangxin，zaizheilimeirenzhidaonishishei，shuochulaileyemeishenmerenhuiquji。”laodahesongyiyipengbei，heleyikoubaijiu，changkuaidehuchuyikoujiuqi。
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