《fengdoujianyushenaodiaozheyikecao》zheibenxiaoshuozhangjiehenxiyinyanqiu，rangrenkanleaibushishou，gushiqingjieyihuankouyihuan，gushizhizhongdezhujiaoshenaosuyunman，quzhechuanqidegushizhendehennairenxunwei，kanlehenduoxiaoshuo，zheishizuihaode！xiaoshuojingxuan:shenaozaixuzhendaizherenqinglishitishi，baoqihaichuyuhunmizhuangtaizhongdechenzhihansonghuibieshufangjian。tafangxiachenzhihanshi，piedaochuangtouzhuoshangdezhaopian，qingshouqingjiaodenaqi……
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酆都监狱。
shenaodiaozheyikecao，kaozaishuxiaxiuxi。
shenbianyiqunzuifan，manyanreleidekanxiangta。
“aoge，jintianjiushininxingmanchuyuderizile，woyijingbaninsuoyoudexinglidoushoushihaole，zheishiwodaxiayinxingdeka，limianyoubabaiyi，ninchuquzhihounazhesuibianhua！”
quanqiuzuidingjideshangyelongtoulijiacheng，bigongbijingdejuzheyizhangheika，didaoleshenaodemianqian。
“这么客气？”
shenaoxiaoyinyindijieguo，suishouchuaijinyidouli：“neijiuduoxiele。”
“aoge，yaobushinichushoujiuwodeming，wozaojiusile，zheixieqianxiaojingninshiyinggaide，ninhewodaoxie，neijiushizaidawodeliana！”
lijiachengdehuahaimeidengshuowan，jiubeiyirenxunsulakai。
“aoge，zheishianyingdiandelingpai，yongyoucilingkeyihaolinganyingdianbaiwandianzhong，yihouninjiushianyingdiandedianzhu，woxiangxinyouninzai，yidingkeyibaanyingdianfayangguangda，zaichuanghuihuang！”
“nixiaozirenhaibucuo，zheijinianmeishaobangdaxiazuoshi，zhualebushaojianxi，fangxinba，wohuibangnizhaokanhaonishoudixiadedixiongmende。”
shenaojieguolingpai，suiyidiguazaiyaojian。
“aoge，wozheibeizipashiyaojiaodaizaijianyulile，buguowozaijiangchenghaiyongyouyijiaquanguopaimingqiansandefeiyuejituan，mingxiazichanwushu，qingninwubishouxia，wokebuxiangbianyileneiqundengzheguafenwocaichandexiaoren！”
fangdichanlongtouqiyededingjidalaoliuqiangdong，jiangyidadiefangben，yigunaodijileshenao。
shenaosuishoujieguo，rengjinfanbubaoli，xiaodao：“wozhidaonishibeirenzaizangxianhaide，nifangxin，jiupingniweidaxiashanqujianzaolejibaisuoxuexiaozheijianshiqing，woyehuihainiyigeqingbai。”
yiqunrenmanmugandong，yanhanrelei！
tamenqishuashuaguizaishenaodemianqian，jidongwanfendao：“duoxieaoge！”
shenaohuanhuanqishen，saolesaoshenshangdechentu，duizheyuanchuerloubankaizhedechuanghuhandao：“laotou，wozoule，buyongsongwo！”
zhouweishisiyibandejijing，meiyourenhuidatadehua。
liunianqian，shenaohaishijingdousidahaomenzhishou，shenjiadedashaoye。
quecanzaoxianhairuyu，yijinlaijiumianduiwushuqiongxiongjiedeshijiejizuifan！
tamenyoudeshidixiabangpaidedingjidalao，youdeshidingjishashou，haiyouwushudaguanxiangui，ruoshidezuiletamen，bidinghuiwanjiebufu！
ruofeineigeshenmilaotoushoutaweitu，chuanshoutayishenbenling，tagenbenjiumeiyouminghuodaoxianzai！
xujiumeiyoudedaohuiying，shenaoyanshenshanguoyisiluomo。
tagangzhunbeizhuanshenlikai，jiutingdaoshenhou，huranchuanlaiqishuashuadehuhan：“dasaohao！”
“bizui，sheishinimendasao？”
yuanchu，yishenzhanbuzhifu，shencaigaotiaodesuyunman，lianseyansudezouleguolai。
tashigeshizudebingshanmeiren，lengyanpiexiangshenao，chenshengdao：“haibuzou，shizhunbeiliuzaizheiliguonianma？”
“wozheibushidengzheniguolaijiewoma，woqinaideweihunqi。”
shenaoweiweiyixiao，zhijiewushisuyunmanneifuchirendeyanshen，bailebaishoudao：“gewei，rihouyouyuanzaijian！”
shangchezhihou，shenaobachezuoyiwanghouyidiao，shushufufudegangtangxia，jiukandaosuyunmanlengyanjiangyifenghunshudiudaozijishenshang。
“shenao，wojinggaoni，zuihaobiedawodezhuyi，wozheibeizidoubukenengjiajinide，jiusuanshiyouhunshuyemeiyong，woshibuhuichengrende。”
“nizheiyangderenzhahuose，zuowosujiadegoudoubupei！”
shenaobunufanxiao：“neinimenjiadeguigehaitinggaoa，nishibushijuede，zhiyouyuhuangdadicaipeideshangni？”
“shaojiwopinzui，shenao，nibieyiweinideneixieangzangwochuodeshiqingwobuzhidao，zaijianyuzheimeduonian，nidouzuoleshenme，wobirenherendouyaoqingchu！”
suyunmanyanshenzhouleng：“nijiushiyigelannifubushangqiangdefeiwu，youshenmezigechengweiwosuyunmandenanren？”
“哦，这样啊。”
shenaoxiaoyinyindijiangshouzhongdehunshusisui，dakaichechuangsuishouyiyang，hunshusuixiesuifengpiaosan。
tadalegehaqian，shushufufudetangzaikaoyishang，bailebaishoudao：“haole，womendehunyuequxiaole。”
“你！”
suyunmanqideliansetieqing，yangqishou，jiuyaohenhendeshuaixiangshenaodelian。
“nizheigehundan，niyoushenmezigexianjiechuhunyue，shibenxiaojiekanbushangni，yaojiechuhunyueyeshiwoxianjiechu！”
shenaoyibazhuazhulesuyunmandeshou，mengdizhengkaishuangyan，lenglengkanxiangta。
shensuidemouzi，xiemanlemoranheshayi。
buzhidaoweishenme，zaikandaoshenaozheifumouguangdeshihou，suyunmanrenbuzhudalegelengzhan，huxijicudekanxiangta。
好强的压迫力！
taganjuezijikuaiyaobunenghuxile！
shenaolenglengkaikoudao：“suxiaojie，woyijinganzhaonishuodequzuole，niweishenmehaishibumanyini？”
“我......”
suyunmandunshirugengzaihou。
zheiyike，tajingranbeishenaoshenshangdelengmoheshayi，hedehunshenjuzhan，jibeifahan。
zheizhongganjue，jiufangfozijibeiyitoujueshixiongshoudingshangleyiban。
dansuizheshenaozuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiaorong，zheizhongganjuehenkuaijiuxiaoshizaiwuxingzhizhong。
suyunmanhuiguoshenlai，yibashuaikaileshenaodeshou，shenxileyikouqidao：“nizheiyangzuo，wosujiademianzihezai？”
“nijiajiwo，sujiajiuyoumianzile？”shenaofanwen。
suyunmandunshiyakouwuyan。
shenaoqingxiaoyisheng，yilianhuodadidao：“jirannanyijueze，hebujiucibieguo，xiangwangyujianghu？”
“好！”
suyunmanyiyaoyadayinglexialai。
shenaomeiyousuisuyunmanhuijingdou，ershiduzilaidaolejiangcheng。
talaizheilishiweilehaizhai。
还一段女人债！
liunianqian，shenaohaishigewankushaoye，changgenyixiegongzige、ershizuliuliangezhongyechang，shengsequanma，yeyeshengge。
neiyiwan，tahedeyoudianduo，jiuliyoubeirenjialexieliao，mimihuhuzhongqiangxingyuyigenvhaifashengleguanxi。
shihou，shenaodezhibeitahuohaidenvhai，shiyanjingdaxuexiaohua，chenzhihan。
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kedaoleyanjingdaxuequebeigaozhi，chenzhihanyijingxiuxuebinglikailejingdou。
tazhidaochenzhihanyidingshishouledajicaixuanzelikai，jiuzhunbeiquwangjiangchengzhaochenzhihan。
kehaimeidengtadongshen，jiuzaorenxianhairuyu。
yiguoliunian，yebuzhidaotaxianzaiguodezenmeyang。
ruguotayijiaweirenqiguoshangxingfushenghuo，neijiuyibieliangkuan，ruguotahaidanshen，shenaohuiweiliunianqianzaodenieshuzui，qutaweiqi。
yongzheihoubanbeiziquchanghaizheibiniezhai！
shenaozaichenjiabieshuqianzhanlebangexiaoshi，jiaoxiasanluozheyidiyantou，tachouwanzuihouyigenyan，yingzhetoupizouxiangchenjiabieshu。
kegangkaojinbieshu，jiubeiyigeranzhehuangmaodehunhunlanlexialai。
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