shifenjuyoukandiandeyibenshuangwen《dalaodeeduqianqijuexinghou，beichongshangtian》，leishuyuhaomenzongcaiticai，zhurengongshizhumingyueguyanzhouzhupaner，xiaoshuoyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuozaichiyikouba。gushineirongfengfuduoyang，chongmanjingxiyuciji。qiazaicishi，yiduipangzaxinxiyongrunaozhong。tadenaodaixiangshiyaobaozhabandeteng，beipojiangneixiezaluanxinxijieshou。“……woshi，edunvpei？”zhumingyuewuzhenao……
zhupanerbeiganchulezhujia。
taorenyandejiahuoyilikai，yunqiulanhezhuqishengliketuantuanweizaizhumingyueshenbian，xiangshiduidaiguobaosidexiaoxinyiyi。
“guinv，jigeyuelea？”zhuqishengmuguangluozaiguinvpingtandeduzishang，youshigaoxingyoushiyouxin：“zhiqianniliangbushihaishuobushengle？”
yunqiulanlazheguinvwanghongmushafazou，shunshounaleliangjianzhuqishengdeyifudianshang，taishoucacazhumingyuelianshangdeleihen，yuqiwenhe：“huaiyunlezanengkudezheimeshangxin？duinishentibuhao。”
“zheiwa，niliangyaobu？”
guyanzhoujingenzaixifuershenhou，muguangyizhizhuisuizheta。
erzhuqishengtongzhizeshiqupaoleliangbeitangshui，yibeijinvxu，yibeijiguinv。
zhumingyuexiangshouzhequanjiadezhaogu，pengzhetangshuiheleliangkoudiandiantouhuida：“yao！ma，woyouyugan，wozheitaikendingnengshenggeguinv。”
tamomoduzi，yanjingliangliangde。
“像我的闺女！”
yunqiulanwenyantiaoletiaomei：“zhangdexiangnihaishipiqixiangni？”
zhumingyuezhandingjietie：“douxiang。”
“shima？”yunqiulandaquerdao：“neitinghao，zhenghaorangniganshouganshouwogennibadainiyouduoburongyi。”
祝明月：“？”
guoranshiqinma，guaizhewanershuotapiqichabuhaodaini。
buguotashizaitaijiumeijianyunqiulanhezhuqishengliangweitongzhile，jibianbeishuoleyebushengqi，baozheyunqiulangeboxiaoyinyindisajiao。dieshengerdihanzhebama，zuitiandebuxing。
yunqiulanhainengdikangguinvdesajiao。
zhuqishengneishibandiandikanglidoumeiyou，gaoxingdelianshangxiaorongjiumeiduanguo。yihuieryouqunahetaosu，yihuieryouqunadabaitunaitang，danfanshinengchideguinvaichide，quandounalechulai。
ganshouzhefumudeaiyi，zhumingyueyouxiangdiaoyanlei，qiangxingrenzhule。
tabuxiangrangfumutaidanxin。
wozheyunqiulantongzhicucaodeshuangshou，zhumingyueananfashi，zheibeizitayidingyaobamahuohenjiuhenjiu！
haiyaogaoxingde，jiaoaodehuozhe！
“quyiyuanjianchaguomei？”yunqiulanwendaolezhongdian。
jianzhumingyueyaotou，talikejiuzhouqilemeitou，cuizheliangrenxianquyiyuankankan。
zhumingyue：“zhupaner——”
“zheishiernijiubiecaoxinle，huaizhehaizini，caoxinzheimeduogansha。”yunqiulanfanlegebaiyan，yichuidingyin：“mahainengrangnichikuibucheng？zheijianshiwogennibahuijiejue，nijiuananxinxinzaijialiyangtai！”
“chenxianzaishijianhaizao，ganjinxianquyiyuanjiancha！”
ranhouzhumingyueheguyanzhouzheiduixiaofuqijiubeihaobuliuqingdiganchulemen，guyanzhoushoulihaitizheyuefujixifuzhunbeidehetaosujiangmitiao，fuqiliangduishiyiyan，doukandaoleduifangyandidewunai。
“mingyueyatoulailea。”gebilinjufangmenkaizhe，yimingshenzimuguangshanshuozhecouguolaiwen：“gangkandaonitangjiekuzhewangwaipao，zadelezheishi？”
zhumingyueduizheiweishenziyoudianyinxiang，zhuyaoshitazuihensui，danfanshitazhidaodeshiqingbuchaoguoyitian，jiuhuichuanderenjinjiezhi。
“shenerkuaibietile，xiangxiangwojiushengqi。”zhumingyuedunshilailejingshen，yituiweijin，yifuhuiqibuxiangtidebiaoqing。
linjushenzibenlaiyejiushisuikouyiwen，jianzhumingyuezheibiaoqing，changnianchiguadetaxiudaoledabaguadeweidao，gengbuxiangcuoguole：“zadela？shuochulaishenerjinipingping！”
zhumingyueyinhongdechunbandongledong，zhangtanyisheng，diaozuleduifangdeweikou。ranhoucaishuo：“wotangjiegengenandechushangduixiangle。”
shenzidao：“neibuhaoshierma？nitangjienianjiyebuxiaoge！”
ershiduosui，zai77nianyesuanshidalingshengnvle。
“wentijiuchuzaizheier。”zhumingyuezhangzuijiuxiabian，“neinandejialibeijingyoudianfuza，fanzhengjiushimeiqianma。jieguotahuotongneinandesuanjiwo，wangwoshenshangpozangshui，shuowogenneinandehaoshangle，yaowojiqian，bujiqianjiubazheishiertongchuqu！”
“shenzi，nikanwonanren！”
zhumingyuelaguozhanzaipangbianjingjingkantabiaoyandeguyanzhou，rangzheishenzishangxiazuoyoudaliangyibian。
“zhangdezheimeshuai，haishichangligongchengshi，duiwoyouhao。”zhumingyuebaguyanzhoukuashangletian：“wonaozibeimenjialecaihuikanshangbiedenanren！”
“aiyonizheitangjieyetaineishaleba，zazheimehuai？”
linjusheneryifentianying，yanshenzaiguyanzhoushenshangzhuanlehaojiquan，xinxiangtayaoshinianqingshijiajizheiyangdenanren，feidejitashengshangqibagehaizibuke。
chaojiadoudeshanzijizuibazi！
haixihuanbiedenanren？biedeneishinanrenma？neishiniufen！
laozhujiazheinvxuduilaopoyouduohao，tamenzheixielinjukedoushikanzaiyanlide。zheimehaodenanren，neishidazhedengdounanzhaoa！jiusuanerhunneiyeshidabarendouyuanyijiaguoqude。
“guaibudenizheimeshengqini。”
zhumingyuezhuangmozuoyangdimomoyanjing：“woduitangjieduohaoa，gongzuodoujitale，tazanengzheimeduiwo？shener，wonanshoudehen。”
tabagongzuorangjizhupanerzheishidahuoerdouzhidao。
linjushenzigengshimadao：“ninanshousha，weizheizhonghuaipizinanshoubuzhidang！shenerzaojuedenineitangjiebushishahaodongxile，tiantiankusanggelianhuiqidebuxing*@&#……”
shenziyizhenhaoma，neizuipishunliujile，zuihouyijingdiande‘shenghaizimei**’jieshuzhandou。
zhumingyuerenzhentingzhebingzhuzixuexi，ganjuezhihounengyongshang。
qiaozheqizineiyilianrenzhendemoyang，guyanzhouxinlimomingshengqisisibuhaodeyugan。
“womendequyiyuanle。”tachushengdaduanerrenduihua，jiangdongxidoutengdaoyizhishoutizhe，kongchudeshouzirandiqianzhulezhumingyue。
“quyiyuan？zadele？”shenzizhuyilibeizhuanyi。
guyanzhoubochunweiweishangyang，xianglaibuwailudeqingxucikemingxiannengrangrenchajuedaotadehaoxinqing。
“yueyuehuaiyunle。”tashuo，“dequyiyuanjianchayixia。”
shenzioyoyisheng，muguangluozaizhumingyueduzishang，baibaishoudao：“neiganjinquba，biedanwushijianle，qubaquba。”
“neishenzizanxiacizailiao。”zhumingyueyiyouweijin，heguyanzhouzhuanshenlikaitongzilou。beinanrendashoulaolaoqianzhu，tajingenzaipangbian，yuqiqingkuai：“jianchawanwomenqunibamaneibianbatuantuanjiehuilai。”
liangrendeerzixiaomingtuantuan，damingguzhili。
youyutaheguyanzhouzheiduanshijianliangtianyixiaochao，santianyidachao。bimianyingxiangdaohaizi，shangzhou，guyanzhoujiubatuantuansongquletabamajiali。
zhumingyuemeigengongpozhuyikuaier。
taheguyanzhoudouyougongzuo，guyanzhoushijixiechanggongchengshi，meigeyuegongzibutiebushao。jiehunhoudierniantajiufendaofangzi，daizhezhumingyueyikuaierbanchuqu。
tidaogongpo，jiubudebushuoyixiaguyanzhoudejiatingbeijingle。
zhumingyuejuedetazhisuoyihuishinanzhu，chulezheizhanglianhezishennengliqiangwai，genjiatingyetuobuleganxi。
gonggonggujianyehepopomengsuidoushituiwubing。
popomengsuicengjingshizhandiyiliaobing，tuiyihoubeianpaidaodangdirenminyiyuandanghushi，gongzuoqingxiangongzihaibudi。ergonggonggujianyetuiwuqianshiyingzhang，tuiwuhoubeifenpeidaogangtiechangdanrendangweifushuji。
meigeyuebujinyoubailaikuaidegongzi，haiyoubushaogongyequanpeie。
zheihaizhishibiaomianshangdehaochu，gonggongdeneixierenmai，caishizhongliangjidecunzai。zhumingyuejidejuqingzhong，nvzhujiushikaozhegonggongderenmaihuodelebushaohaochu……
youxiangdaoyuanjuqing，zhumingyueandaoshenghuiqi，shouqisixu。
“jiurangtuantuanzaimaneierdaizheba，nixianzaihuaizheyun……”
guyanzhouhuahaimeishuowanjiubeidaduanle。
zhumingyueyuqijianding：“tuantuanhenguai，huaiyunleyenengdai。bamatamenyemang，haishibatuantuanjiehuilaiwodai。”
guyanzhouhezhumingyueduishibuguosanmiaobianbaixiazhenlai，hanshouyingxia：“hao，doutingnide。”
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