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yeshiweiyiyige，wutiaojianxiangxinwoderen。huidaotaneijianxiaxiaodechuzuwu，wozhengwanmeishui。

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tabugujiarenfandui，lazhewodeshoushuo：“jiangfeng，wobuguanniyoumeiyouqian，wojiadeshinizheigeren。”xianzai，

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shilinxiafalaideweixin。“jiangfengge，nixianzaizainali？haihaoba？wogenqingqingjieshile，ketabuxin，

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zheishiyigequantao，yigezhuanmenweiwoshejide，rangwowanjiebufudequantao。3wobusixin。

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xianzaihaiganjiwomeidailvmaozi，**huonile？”tamengdiyitui，woliangqiangzhehoutuileliangbu。“womeiyou！

”wozuanjinlequantou。“nimeiyou？neihuisuodezhaopianzenmehuishi？nidangsuoyourendougenniyiyangshishazima？

”tazaicituisangguolai，womenlianggeshunjianniudazaiyiqi。jiuzaizheishi，

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”wokanzhelinxiadishuibuloudebiaoyan，hunshendexueyexiangshishunjiandongjiele。wochediqingxingle。

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gengxiangxi。wobawoshoujidaodesuoyouguanyufeiyidashizhangchengdedeziliaozhenglichengce。

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”“zhenshiyinhunbusana！”yanhuitingli，suoyousujiarendemuguangdouxiangkanxiaochouyiyangluozaiwoshenshang。

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tashuotafuqinhezhangdashiyoujifenjiaoqing，keyibangwoqianxian。”wodejieshiyouliyouju，

zhuoshangdeshejitujingmeijuelun，pangbianhaixiangxibiaozhuzhesuqingdesuoyouxihao。suqingkanzhetuzhi，

yanzhongshanguoyisidongyao。tazhidaowo，zaigujianzhushejishang，youjifencaihua。zhenggeyanhuitingyaquewusheng，

qifensihuchuxianlezhuanji。suqingdezhijian，yijingqingqingchupengdaoleneizhangshejitu。

jiuzaitajijiangxiangxinwodeshunjian。yizhizhanzaitashenpang，mobuzuoshengdelinxia，turan“putong”yisheng，

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“qingqing，woduibuqini！”“shiwo……shiwoxihuanjiangfengge！shiwoyizhichanzheta！tapaniwuhui，

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”tadehua，xiangyikezhalei，zaiyanhuitinglizhaxiang。suoyourendoudaoxiyikouliangqi。wozhenggerendoumengle。

linxiazhandouzhecongbaolinachushouji，diankaileyiduanluyin。“jiangfengge，niduiqingqingzhenhao，wohaoxianmuta。

”“shagua，woduini，buyeyiyangma？”luyinli，shiwohelinxiajingguoeyijianjideduihua，aimeibuqing，

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”linxiakuzheketou，“nidawoba，mawoba！zhiyaonihejiangfenggenenghaohaode！”zheiyiji，shizhimingde。

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zuihouhuaweichedidebinglengheyane。tamengditaiqishou。“pa！”youshiyigeqingcuixiangliangdeerguang，

bishangyicigengzhong，genghen。“jiangfeng，wozhenmeixiangdao，nizheime**！”“gun！”tadeshengyin，

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5woqianlelihunxieyi。jingshenchuhu，shanchulesuqingsuoyoudelianxifangshi。huidaopangzidechuzuwu，

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jiuzaiwozhunbeilikaishi，zaiyigeduimanzawudejiaoluoli，wokandaoleyibayizi。

neishiyibamingdaihuanghualiquanyi，zaoxingyoumei，xiantiaoliuchang。dantaposundetaiyanzhongle，yibeiduanlie，

fushoubeichongzhudequanshikulong，yituiyeduanleyigen，beitanzhudangchenglanmutou，suiyidirengzaijiaoluoli。

wodexintiao，quezaineiyikejiasule。wozoushangqian，dunxiashenzixichakan。suiranpolanbukan，

danmuliaoshidingjidehuanghuali，sunmaojiegouyejijudaibiaoxing。zhiyaoxiufudedang，tadejiazhibukeguliang。

“laoban，zheipoyizizenmemai？”wowentanzhu。tanzhushigeyouhuadezhongnianren，pielewoyiyan，

youkanlekanneiduilanmutou。“xiaoxiongdihaoyanguanga！zheikeshihuanghualidelaowujian！yaobushihuaile，

deshangliuweishu！”“nijigeshichengjia。”womeigentafeihua。tashenchuwugenshouzhi：“wuqian，bunengzaishaole，

dangmuliaomaidouzhizheigejia！”wobawokalisuoyoudeqian，yigongliuqiankuai，quandouqulechulai。yifantaojiahaijia，

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zhunbeibayiziyunzoushi，yigeruyadeshengyincongwoshenhouchuanlai。“xiaohuozi，dengyixia。”wohuitou，

kandaoyigechuanzhezhongshiduijinshan，toufahuabai，danjingshenjueshuodezhongniannanren。

tazhengraoyouxingzhidikanzhewomaixiadeneibapoyizi。woxinliyidong。wojianguotadezhaopian，

zaiwosoujideziliaoli。tajiushiwofeijinxinjixiangjian，quebeilinxiajiaohuangledefeiyimudiaodashi——zhangchengde！

“ninshi？”woguzuobushi。“woxingzhang。”zhangdashixiaolexiao，“wokannihenjiule，

zhenggeshichangderendouzaijianlouciqiyuqi，zhiyouni，dingzhezheixielanmutoukan。nidongxing？”jihuilaile！

woyayizhuneixindejidong，chenshenghuida：“lvedongyier。zheibayizisuiranposunyanzhong，

dantashimingdaisuzuoquanyidedianxingdaibiao，‘tianyuandifang’dezaoxing，yongliaoshihaihuangyouli，kexibaoyangbushan，

beichongzhule。”“e？neinijuede，tahaiyoujiuma？”zhangdashidexingqugengnongle。“youjiu。

”wozhandingjietie，“guanjianzaiyuxiufusunmaojiegou，chuantongde‘xiedingsun’he‘gejiaosun’yaozhongxinjiagu，

zhudiaodebufenkeyiyongtongliaolaomujinxingtianbu，kaoyandeshiyansihefengdegongyi。

”wobawocongyeyebijilixuedaodezhishi，jiehezijidelijie，kankanertan。zhangdashideyanshenyuelaiyueliang，

pinpindiantou。“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”“jiangfeng。”“haoyigejiangfeng！”zhangdashipailepaiwodejianbang，

“wozheibeizidouzaigenmutoudajiaodao，meixiangdaojintiannengyudaonizheimegezhiyin！niyuanbuyuanyi，genwoxueshouyi？

”wolengzhule。xingfulaidetaituran。woshenzhidouwanglezijidangchuzhunbeideneixieshuocihebiji。

woshenshendijuleyigong。“shifu！”jiuzheiyang，wobanjinlezhangdashizaijiaowaidegongzuoshi，

yigejudadesiheyuan。wokaishileqianxinxuexihexiufuneibahuanghualiquanyidejiankushenghuo。

zheilimeiyouchengshidexuanxiao，meiyousuqingdeyingzi，yemeiyoulinxiadesuanji。zhiyoumutoudeqingxiang，