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shenmuzhouqimeitou,shuo:“meiguanxi。”
laoyeziquewojinletadeshouwan,shuodao:“jintianhuozongkaikouweinishuohua,zheikebushiyibanrennengzuodaode!worangguanjiajinidawushiwan,niyequzhibanjijianxiangyangdeyifu,quqinghuoyunxiaochigefan,haohaoganxieyixia。”
shenmuzhoumeiwendao:“yeye,nishenmeyisi?”
laoyezishuodao:“gongsizuijinqingkuangbuhao,nikannibabajidefandouchibuxia。
benxiangzhehelujialianyin,danshinihexizedeganqingbuhaodajiadouzhidao,yaoshinenghehuoshiqianshangxian,womenjiuqingsongduole。”
shenmulengxialian:“wobuqu,wohehuoyunxiaobushu,gengbieshuorangtagenshenjiazuoshengyile,yeyehaishirangshenqingxuequba。”
“shenmu!”laoyezihandao:“zhishichigefaneryi!shenjiayangnilezheimejiu!nilianzheizhongxiaoshidoubuyuanyizuo,ninengbunengweizhangbeikaolvyixia?”
shenmulengxiaozheshuodao:“yangwo?yeye,jiyikoufanchi,yejiaoyangwoma?”
“nizaihushuoshenme!”laoyezilaxialian,bugaoxingdeshuodao。
shenmuditouwozhulaoyezideshou,weiweiyongli。
“yeye,danfanzheigejiayouyigerenxixinyangyuwo,cikedouyinggaizhidao,woshouwanshangyouzhangyuesangongfendeshangkou,erninlaorenjiazhengniezaishangkoushang。”
laoyeziyileng,ganjinsongkaishou,xuejiyijingshenchuleshabu,yinhongdeyansechumujingxin。
shenmuzhanqishen,shuodao:“yeye,wodingzheyizhanghuirongdelian,pashihuiyinqihuozongfangan,shenjiajingxinjiaoyuleshenqingxuezheimeduonian,tacaishizuigaibaodayangyuzhienderen!”
“shenmu!”laoyezizaishenhoufennudehanleyiju:“nizheimejieaobuxun,jiushibizhenibabarangqingxuehelujialianyin!”
“suibian。”shenmuzouchudamen,lanleyiliangchuzuchequwanganshengyiyuan。
shenmuzuozaioujindebangongshili,kanzheoujinyilianwuyudebiaoqing,gangadexiaolexiao,shuo:“shangkouliele,mafanninle。”
oujinyibianchulishangkou,yibianwendao:“shenxiaojie,wohenhaoqi,nishizenmezaiyitianzhineibazijizhetengchengzheigeyangzide?”
shenmuxiaolexiao,diyu:“woyehenhaoqi。”
oujinzhidangtabuyuanyiduoshuo,bianmeiyouduowen。
shijishang,buzhidaoshibushizheigeshentidebenneng,shenmuxinliqueshiyouxienanguole,zheiyuanbendeshenmu,jiujingshizenmebazijizhetengchengzheiyangde?
meishideshihou,tashishenjiarenrenkeqideduixiang,youshideshihou,jiujitakoushangyidingxiaonvdemaozi,bizhetajinxiao。
oujinjitazhongxinbaozhaleshangkou,shenmucaihuidaojiali,quezaimenkouyudaoleluxize!
luxizeyikandaoshenmu,likezouguolai,handao:“xiaomu!”
shenmujiaobuweiting,diuxiayiju:“shenqingxuezaicitangfagui。”
“xiaomu,woshilaizhaonide!”luxizehandao。
shenmuyileng:“zhaowo?”
luxizeweixiaozhedediantou:“shia,woshilaizhaonide!nijinwanyoukongma?womenyiqichiwanfan?”
taxiaoqilaihaizhenshiyifupianpiangongzidemoyang,haositapaochuleganlanzhi,quanshijiedenvrendougaiganendaidedejieshou。
luxizexiang,shenmuduitayuqinguzonglebantian,xianzaitazhudonglaizhaoshenmuchifan,shenmuyinggaigaoxingdefangyanhuaba!
“meikong。”shenmuzhuanshenzoujinlebieshudamen,liangeyanshendoumeijita。
luxizelenglebantian,kanzheshenmuyouxiexiaoshoudebeiying,quequanranbuxiangcongqianneiyangditouwanyao,tatingzhilejibei,liandaizhezhenggerendeqizhidouxiandeqinglenggaogui。
“dinglingling——”luxizedeshoujixiangqi。
tafanzaodejieqilai:“ma!youzenmele?”
“xize,xiaomudayinglema?”lumuzhejidewendao。
luxizeyaotou:“meiyou!meidaying!ma,nidaodishiweishenmefeirangwogentachifan!nimingzhidaowobuxihuanta!”
“hutu!”lumuhechi:“nidoumeiyougenxiaomuhaohaojiechuguo!zenmezhidaobuxihuan?”
“wozhishirangnihetachigefan,youmeirangniqulingjiehunzheng!fanzhengniqujiwobarenhonghaole!fouzenijiudengzhenibabashoushiniba!”
gualedianhua,luxizeyizhenfanzao,shenmuneigexiaoyatouyixiangshihuzhijilaihuizhijiqude!xianzaizenmezheimenangao?
luxizezhuizheshenmujinleshenjia,xuruyunyikandaoluxizelaile,likeshuodao:“xize,nizhaoqingxuema?”
luxizeyizhenganga,tayaoyaotou,shuo:“xuayi,wozhaoshenmu。”
“shenme?”xuruyunjianjiaoqilai,chajuedaozijideshitai,youyadileshengyinwendao:“haohaode,zenmeturanzhaoxiaomu?”
luxizetanlekouqi,balumuyitianbuyejiweixietazheijianshishuolechulai,youxinshidandandeshuodao:“ayi,ninfangxin,zhishichigefan,dengwozuowenlelushideweizhi,likejiubaxueerqujinmen!”
xuruyundiandiantou,shuo:“ayixiangxinni,qingxueneibianwolaianfu,tayehuilijienide,niquba,xiaomuzaifangjianli。”
luxizekanzhexuruyunwenhedeyanshen,zaixiangqishenqingxueguaiqiaodemoyang,zhenshixiangbumingbaizheigeshenmujitamamaxialeshenmeyao,feiyaocuohetamen!
luxizeqiaoleqiaoshenmudefangmen,shenmuyidakaimen,kandaoluxizedelian,xianedizhoulezhoumei:“luxize,woshuole,womeikong。”
“woshouliyounimamadeyiwu!”luxizeturanshuodao。
“shenme?”shenmuguanmendeshoudunzhu。
luxizexiaozheshuodao:“nimahewomakeshiguimi,womenjiahaifangzhenimadangchudingwawaqinshi,songlaideyupei,jiranyaotuihun,badingqinxinwunahuiquba。”
shenmuxinliyidong,wen:“jiuchigewanfan?”
“dui,jiuchigewanfan。”luxizediantou。
“hao,wozhidaole。”shenmu“peng”deyishengguanshanglemen。
luxizexiaozheyaoyaotou,tayuanyiweishenmuzhendefangxiale,xianzaihaibushihuzhijilai?
gaodingshenmu,kebitaxiangxiangdehaiyaojiandan。
祠堂。
shenqingxuejianshengwendao:“shenme?xizeyaoheshenmuchiwanfan?neizenmekeyi!xizeshiwode!shenmuneige**youshuashenmehuayanggouyinta!”
xuruyunlazhuta:“chigefaneryi,meizhunhaishihaoshini!”
shenqingxueyileng,wen:“ma,nishibushiyoushenmezhuyi?kuaigaosuwo!”
xuruyundeyidediandiantou,yadileshengyinshuodao:“zhangtaitaidelaogong,youdianteshupihao,chifandeshihounijiangrenpianguoqujiuxingle,daoshihou......”
shenqingxuetingwan,zhankailexiaorong:“zhendema?zheiyici,yidingbunengfangguotale!dengtamingshengjinhui,wokannagenanrenyaota!
budui!kongpadaoshihoutababudekuaidianzishaba?hehehe!”
xuruyunbaozheshenqingxue,anweidao:“qingxue,nifangxin,mahaoburongyijiajinshenjia,yidinghuiweiniheqingrouhaohaomouhua,shenmuxiangjiajinlujia,xiangfenzoushenjiadecaichandangjiazhuang,mendoumeiyou!”
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