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精彩章节

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wojiajiledingliuyingdiguchen,wunianyinhun,tashuibianjuzuxiaohua,feiwenmantianfei。

tadedi100geaimeiduixiangliuyanyan,guyingzhangguaixi,jiangwoshandaoyunjue。

zhibojianqianwanfensihuanhu:“dadehao!zheihukacengdingliuredu,huogaibeida!”

wobeitaishangjiuhucheshi,danmushuaping:“jiashuaimaican!xinjibiaogunchuyulequan!”

guchenlouzheliuyanyanlengxiao:“tazheizhongmeiqianmeishidetugou,mingyingdehen。”

wozhandouzheqianxialihunxieyi,guchenquebaxieyishuaiwolianshang:“xiangzou?xianpeishigeyiweiyuejin!”

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wojiajidingliuyingdiguchendediwunian,jiaosejingyanzhenrenxiuhoutai,talouzhedanghongxiaohualiuyanyandeyao,jiangwodebinglidanshuaizaihuazhuangjingshang。

woquansuozaihuazhuangjingqian,houjianhaifanzhekangyiyuyaodekuwei。

jingzhongyingchuguchengujiefenmingdeshou,zhengmanbujingxindiqiaojizhewodebinglidan。

“gewan?tunyao?yiyuzheng?”tadelengxiaodao,“zhuangkeliandeshouduandaoshiyuelaiyuegaojile。”

liuyanyanyizaiguchenjiantou,huranjiangbingshuijiaozaiwodetoushang:“daojuzuzhunbeidebingshui,zongyaoyourenshiwenduya。”

taweizhixiangzhesuizuandejiezhiguaguowoerchui,liuxiayidaoxuehen。

pianchangdejuguangdengkaoderenfayun。

zheichangxibengaishiliuyanyanshiyandeedunvpeibeiwofanshouzhifu。

kedaoyanganghan“action”,taturantaigaoxiabachongwozhalezhayan。

“啪!”

diyijierguanglaidecubujifang。

liuyanyandeyoushoujingzhundishanzaiwozuolian,biqiangshunjianyongshangtiexiuwei。

woliangqiangzhezhuangdaoshenhoudedaojujia,jinshuzhijiacaguojibei**laditeng。

弹幕雪花般掠过:

【dadehao!shibaxianhukayepeiheyanyanqiangjingtou?】

【huogai!cengguyingdiredude**】

【guyingdiqinzijianxi,zhei**huogai】

【yanyanshoutengbutenga,ranggulaoshichuichui】

“baoqianyashenjiejie。”liuyanyancoujinwoshenxuedechunjiao,yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo:"nidoudezheimelihai,shixiangqiliuchandeneitianma?tingshuodangshinizaishoushushijiaodexiangtiaogou。”

daoyanzhoumeikanleyanjianshiqi,“yanyan,qingxuzaibaomandian。”

dierzhangdaizhezhangfengxilaishi,woxiayishipiantouduolebanbu。

“ka!”guchenturanqishen,heisexizhuangguozhehanqibijin,taniezhuwoshouwandelidaojihuyaoniesuigutou,“shenting,juzubushinishuadapaidedifang。”

liuyanyanweiqudirouzhefahongdeshouxin:“shenjiejieshibushiguaiwozuotianhegulaoshiduixidaotaiwanya?kewomenzhishizaitaolunxindianying......”

弹幕飘过一行大字:

【hukajidufengle!tuiquanxiezui!】

【装死给谁看!】

disanzhangluoxiashi,xuexingweizaikouqiangzhakai。

wotingjianjingzhui“ge”diqingxiang,erpanwengwengshengzhong。

guchendediyudushebanzuanjinerduo:“nidangnianguizaiyuliqiuwobangnideshihou,kemeizheimejiaoqi。”

zhibojingtouturanzhuanxiangwozhongzhangdelian,liuyanyanjinghuangshicuodijuzhebingdaicouguolai,“tiana!daojujiezhihuashangjiejiele!”

taxiangzhesuizuandeweijiezaijingtouxiahanguanglinlin,danmuqueshuaqimanpingyanhuatexiao。

【顾柳99】

【gongxiyanyanshaqingkuaile!guliucpsuosi!】

【烟烟人美心善】

wobeizheisanbazhangdadejihuyunjue,bantianzuozaidishangzhanbuqilai。

节目只得暂停。

【糊咖碰瓷现场!】

【zheijiaodushuaidegouzhuanyea】

【jianyishenbaojinisijiashuaijilu】

zhulimianmianzhanzaichangpang,yanleiwangwangdixiangyaoguolaifuwo,quebeiliuyanyandezhulisisilanzhu,zhinengganzheji。

jiuhuchelaideshihou,wozhengjiangbankehoucaoyahunzhexueshuituchulai。

liuyanyandegaogenxiezaijiankongsijiaohenhennianguowodeshouzhi。

tafushenjiayichanfu,hongchunjihutiezhewokuilandezuijiao:“shenting,nizheige**,jiubupeihuozhe。”

wozaiyezhichengbuzhu,yitouzailexiaqu。

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zhengyanshi,wotangzaiyiyuandebingchuangshang。

yishengshuowoyanzhongyingyangbuliang,jiashangyiyuyanzhong,xuyaozhuyuanguancha。

meibanfa,wozhinengtuichulejiemu。

我的手机疯狂震动。

jiemuguanfangzhanghaodeshengminggaoguaresoubangshou:【yanyuanshentingyinsirenenyuanganraopaishe,jiemuzubaoliuzhuizequanli。】

pinglunqurepingdiyishiliuyanyanshaichudeyuqingshouwan:“haoxintenggulaoshi,beizheizhongxinjinvjiuchanwunian[kuqi]”。

woguanleshouji,faxianyoutongchengsongleshumeiguiguolai。

是顾沉订的。

dantapotianhuangdijiwodingleyishuhua。

wunianhunyin,tajimeiyirenqingrendousongguowushucixianhua,erwozuoweitadeqizi,queshidiyicishoudao。

zaiguoquderizi,tanapazhishisuishourengjiwoyizhangzhi,wodouzhenaidibiaoqilaishouzang。

keduimianqiandeyidashumeigui,wozhijiejujueleqianshou。

玫瑰,象征着爱情。

duohaoa,kexiwobuxuyaole......

guchendezhihou,baotiaorulei,shengyincongpeisongyuanshoujilichuanchu。

“shenting,nizhenshijilianbuyaolian!laozikannixianggou,kelianni,nijuranganbulingqing。”

tagenbenbuzhidao,womeiguiguomin,huafenhuirangwoyanzhongzhixi。

bingfangdemenbeichuaikaishi,wozhengzaiqianjieyuexieyi。

guchenchesonglingdai,jiangyitazhaopianzazaiwodelianshang。

huamianlishiwozuoyedunzaiyaodianmenkouchizhitongyaodebeiying,hunhuangludengbayingziladexiangtiaosangjiaquan。

“shenting,niquedingyaojieyue?”

“shigeyiweiyuejin。”taniansuiwoshoubiandeyaopian,fenmohunzhexuejiazhanzaizhijian,“huozhejixudanggutaitai,kanzhewopenghongyibaigeliuyanyan。”

taliaoxiazheijuhua,zhuanshenquyangtaichouyan。

woturanxiaoqilai,duofengcia,wohetazaiyiqineimejiu,zuizhongjingranshizheiyangde。

“zezeze,nikankanni,shenshentaotaoxianggenvgui,youlaoyouchou。”

liuyanyancaizhejianxigaogenxie,chuanzhebaotunqun,shaoyiwanyao,jiunengkanjianxiongqiandechunguang。

“e,wowangjile,jiunizheiwonangyang,haiburunvguini!”

“jiunizheifushoudexiangguiyiyangdeshencai,zenmehaoyisiyizhibazhanzhegutaitaideweizhi,zhenshibuyaolian。”

liuyanyanyuqizhongyinyangguaiqibaoluwuyi。

yiwangmianduitazheiyangdetiaoxin,wokendinghuihailiangjuzui。

danjintianwoxianglongleyiyang,liangeyanshendoumeijita,ananwenwendijixujiacaichifan。

yishengshuowoyingyangbuliang,neiwojiuduochidian。

我得好好活着。

tazaiwozheichibie,lengleyixia,turanqixiaole。

“haoa,nihaizhenjuedezijiqinggao?wokanninengzhuangduojiu!”

shuoba,tajiangzhuoshangzhengpentangdaozaizijishenshang,chenwobubeijiangpensaizaiwoshouli。

qilijianjiaohuapozoulang:“shen**,wozhishiaimugulaoshi,daodiyoushenmecuo?nikeyidawomawo,danweishenmeyaohuiwodeliana......”

liuyanyanshidanghongxiaohua,kaweishiwobunengbide。

pingshitajiukaozheyizhangyanlideliandanxiyinfensi,zheishitazuidadebenqian。

tajiangzijiboziyixiajifutangdetonghong,hunshenshitoule,chuchukelian。

yangtaichuanlaidongjing,wozhidao,shiguchenzhunbeijinlaile。

yiqianmianduizheiyangdezaizangxianhai,woyidinghuiweizijibianbaijiju,suiranguchenbuhuixiangxinwo,haihuiduiwolengchaorefeng,danwoshizhongjuede,zijideqingbaizuizhongyao。

danjintian,wojuedezijiyijingmeiyouliqizaibianjiele。

jintian,wowenwendijiezhetangpen,zaiguchendeqinyanmuduxia,zhijiebataocirongqizazailiuyanyanshenshang。

guchennuhou,yongliguailewoyibazhang。

“**,nizheiyangxiaodujichangderenzenmepeidangwomengujiadefuren。”

wobeishandaozaidi,beimandidetaocisuipianzhachuleshijidaoshangkou,dunshihunshenxianxuelinli。

tengtonglveduolewoquanshendeganjue,erbianzhinengtingdaoguchenfennudehoujiao。

“shenting,nizuihaolikejiyanyandaoqian,buranwohuirangnisidehennankan。”

wochuizhetou,kanzheliuxuedeshangkouwushenglengxiao。

guchenqiji,zhuaizhewodetoufacoujinliuyanyan。

liuyanyanbiaoqingxiaozhang,yifushenglizhedezitai。

道歉是吧。

xiayimiao,wotuikailiuyanyan,jiangzhuoshangdecaiyiwanyiwandaozaishenshang,kongledecanjuquanbuzazaitoushang。

shenshangdeshangkou**ladeteng,danwoquexiangganjuebudaoyiyang。

wozhuaqitaocisuipianhenhenhuaxiangcengjingweiguchendangguosishengfan**deyoubei。

zhengningdejiubahunzhexinxianxuerou,guchendetongkongzhouranshousuo。

“goubugouzhenxin?”wobasuipiansaijinliuyanyanzhandoudezhangxin,“yaobuyaozaiwangxinkoutong?”

“zheigedaoqiangouyouchengyilema?haixianbugoudehua......”

“shentingnizheigefengnvren,ninaozihuaile?”

guchenkanjianwohunshenlangbei,yanliyishanerguodexinteng。

tajinguzhuwoshuangshou,burangwojixushanghaiziji。

“你给我住手!”

huran,guchendengdashuangyan,kanjianlewogeboshangbumanleyuxueweixiaodezhenkong。

“zheixiezhenkongnalaide?”

zaiyuguchenweichihunyinguanxidediwugeniantou,tashenbiangenghuandechuguiduixiangzaoyichaoguohuijiadepinci。

dingliuyingdideguanghuan,shidewushuyanlijiarenrufeiepuhuobanyonglai。

zheixiejiyugutaitaishenfendenvzijieshixinjiyupolijianjudehenjiaose,cengchubuqiongdeansuanyuxianjingrangwoxinlijiaocui。

meifengtamenjingxinshejidegouxiandecheng,huoshiguchenweiweihuqingrenduiwoshiyichengjie,xinlizixunshideshafabianhuiduochuwoquansuodeshenying。

zhouyebuxideshenxinzhuotong,zuizhongyanbianchengwobixujiezhuyaowuyazhicainengrushui。

guchenchushendikanzheneixiezhenkong,suijichixiao:“xinga,shenting,benshijianzhang。zaiyulequandaizheimejiu,yesuanshixuedaodiandongxi。”

“xianzaihuiyongkuroujile?wogaosuni,nizheidianxiaoxinsi,duiwomeiyong。”

taluchuemobandexiaorong:“shenting,yaoburanwomengongkaiba,shangzuijintinghuodeneigefuqizongyi。”

“shangleneigejiemu,wojiukaolvfangguoni。”

guchenfensiduo,heliuyanyandecpfenyeduo。

woruguoheguchengongkai,wuyiyushibazijibaoluzaiqiangkouxia。

woyoubeishuaizaidishang,shouzhangchengdishizhachuleyishouxue,kewoyijingtengdaomamule。

“好。”

fanzheng,zaiguoduanshijian,wojiukeyilikaile。

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