顶流塌房后，我绑定了键盘侠惩戒玥婉婉-著

小说简介

xuyinxiaxiaotuanzizhangxiaoweishiyiweiputongren，queyinweiyiwaishijianerbeijuanruleshenmidemaoxianzhilv。zaiyuewanwandexiaoshuo《dingliutafanghou，wobangdinglejianpanxiachengjie》zhong，xuyinxiaxiaotuanzizhangxiaoweijiangmianlingezhongtiaozhanhekunnan，tongshiyejieshilehuobanhediren。tongguoyongganhecongmingcaizhi，xuyinxiaxiaotuanzizhangxiaoweizhujianjiekaileyigegemituan，bingfaxianlezijineixindeliliang。shafapangdeluodidengliangzhenuanhuangdeguang，quezhaobujintayandideyinmai，fanerrangshoujipingmushangdexinghongbiaotigengxianciyan：“xuyinxiapeishuichouwen！shichuishipinpuguang……jiangrangduzhechenjinzaichongmanjingxiheqiyudeshijiezhong。

精彩章节

yishibeiheiantunshideqianyimiao，xuyinxiazhijuedeerbiandejianpanshengxiangwushuzhichanzaisihou，shentibushoukongzhidixianghoudaoqu。chuangwaidewanfengguanjinlingkou，daizhebinsideliangyi——zhidaoyidaotuwudejixieyinxiangergebanpiaojinerduo：

“jiancedaosuzhujijiangyuandibaozha！‘jianpanxiazhuanchengjie’xitongjinjishangxian~dingdong！nindedingzhibanrenwuyikongtousongda：shoushineiqunduozaipingmuhouqiaojianpandesonghuo！bangdingbenxitong，fenfenzhongbangnibalanpaidachengwangzha，yuandiqifeibushimeng！”

xuyinxiabeizheituranzhaxiangdedianziyinhedeyijiling，shoulideshouji“pada”chadianzajiaobeishang。yanqian“shua”didanchukuaibantoumingdelanyingyingmianban，genpingkongzhangchulaideside，hedetabangeshenzidoutanchulechuangtai，zhuazhechuangkuangdeshouchadiandahua——zheiyaoshishuaixiaqu，bieshuofanpanle，zhijiefanpianerle！

“fanpan？”tachezhesangzifanwen，houlonggandexiangtunlebashazi，shengyinsiyadegenshazhicengtiebanside，“woqianzhenzijieshidezuipizidoukuaimochujianzi，tuomoxingzipenleyipingmu，neiqunrenxinlema？yigegegenxialeside，jiuzhidaoqiaojianpanxiarangrang！”

shafapangdeluodidengliangzhenuanhuangdeguang，quezhaobujintayandideyinmai，fanerrangshoujipingmushangdexinghongbiaotigengxianciyan：

“xuyinxiapeishuichouwen！shichuishipinpuguang！”

diankaipinglunqu，eyiruchaoshuibanyonglai，meiyitiaodouxiangcuiledudeshexinzi：

“gunchuyulequan！zheizhongzangdongxijiugaibeituoqi！”

“zaojiujuedetabuduijing，zhengrongguaishichuile，genchudaoqianpanruoliangren！”

“beihoumeirenzenmekenenghong？qianguizeguanfanleba？”

shide，meirenhuixiangxin。qitianqianhaishiliuliangdingliudeta，gangzaiyuleshengdianshangnajiang，kejiuzailingjiangtaishangshi，resouturanbaochuxuyinxiadeheiliao。jingjirenaolesangetongxiaoxiejiudechengqingshengming，fachubudaoshifenzhongjiubeixiongyongdeepingchediyanmei；taqinzichujingluzhidechengqingshipin，pinglunqugengshizhijielunweidaxingwangbaoxianchang。cengjingweizhetazhuandepengyouyejitishilian，dianhuabujie，xiaoxibuhui。duanduanqitian，tacongxingguangcuicandewutaizhongyang，beihenhenzhuaijinlebujiandideshenyuan。

guanggaoshangdejieyuehanxiangxuepianbanduimanlechuangtouju，weiyuejindeshuzizuyirangtafuzhaileilei。xirifensideyingyuankouhaobianchengleedudezuzhou，lianquyiyuandiyaodehushikanxiangtadeyanshendoudaizheruoyousiwudexianehetanjiu。

zuirangtaruzhuibingkude，shineigebeitachanfude“pengyou”linhaoyu，jingzaicishifalepianzhangwenshengming。zilixingjianquanshiduiwangyoucaicede“moren”，shenzhidiandaoheibaidikusu：

“neitianwoheduole，naozidoubutaiqingxing，benxiangzhezailubianxiehuier，xuyinxiazhudongtieshanglaichanfuwo，haizuochuyixiehenqinmidejudong。wodangshijiumengle，dengfanyingguolai，ganjingentabaochijuli，mingquejujueleta。zhiqianyeyouyouguobiaobai，danwoyizhibatadanghaopengyou，zhenmeixiangdaotashizheiyangderen，chenzhewobuqingxingzuozheixieshi，haihaidewobeiwangyouma……”

cengjingtuixinzhifudemenfei，duanduanjitianjiuchedisuosi，lianyijujieshidejihuidoulinsejiyu。xuyinxiabodalinhaoyudedianhua，tingtongliyongyuanzhiyoubinglengdemangyin。

juewangxiangyibafenglideshoushudao，tiezhehoulonghuanhuanqiege，lianhuxidoudaizhetiexiubandexuexingwei。taliangqiangzhezoudaochuanghubiantouqi，wanfengguoxiezhechengshidexuanxiaopumianerlai，kezaitatinglai，zheishijiexiangshibeimimimamadejianpanshengbaowei。

zhiyaoyourenfazhangmohudezhaopian，peishangjijuyindaoxingdewenzi，nijiuhuibeidingzaichiruzhushang，baikoumobian。zheixieduozaipingmuhoudejianpanxia，daodipingshenmesuiyishenpanbierenderensheng？erneigechuxinjilvheizijidemuhouheishou，youjiujingshishei？

xuyinxiahuayingangluo，mianbanligunchuyituanhuifaguangdexiaomiwu，miwulizuanchugeyuangungundeyingzi，jinjiezhexiangqiyidaonengbaxinjianpaoruandetongyin——xianggangchuludemianhuatangzhanlefengmi，haihunzhexiaonaimaodesajiaoweiyin：

“xiaoxiaxianikeshibeixuanzhongderen~woshinidezhuanshuxiaotianshi【chengjiexitong·xiaotuanzi】，nihouxudeluyouwozhaozheni！”

xiaotuanziyongnaishengnaiqideshengyinshuochurucibadaodehua，xuyinxiazhenggerendoumengle。zheishi……beixiaoshuolidexitongxuanzhongle？haishishuo，tayuanbenshenghuodeshijie，jiushiyibenxiaoshuo？

tahaimeizhuanguowanlai，xitongmianbanturanfachuciyandehongguang，zaicitixing：

【是否确认绑定】

xuyinxiadingledingshen，kanxiangneituankeaidexiaomiwu：

“ruguo……wobubangdingni？youshenmechengfama？”

xiaotuanzideshengyinyijiutianzizide：

“meiyouchengfaya~ruguobujieshou，wojiuquzhaoxiagesuzhula，benxitongkeshihenrenxinghuadee~”

xuyinxiaduizheyuanchuneipianxingxingdiandiandedenghuofaleng，zhijianhuakaishoujipingmu，neixiecuiledusidepinglunxiangxiaodaozisidewangyanlizha。

ze，guoranzheizhongshihou，yezhinengzaimenglipanzhetianjianggexitonglaijiuchangle。

tayaozhexiachunqingqingduojiao，xinlidebuganxinxiangmaopaodeqishuisidewangwaiyong——pingshenmea？pingshenmetajiudebeizheixiemoxuyoudezangshuipoyishen，beianzaidishangmoca，zuihouhaiyaobeidingzaineilaoshenzichiruzhushanggongrenzhizhidiandian？

doushuoxitongshiwannengde，nengdaguainengshengjihainengshousilvcha，jiusuan……jiusuanzheizhishigemeng，tayexiangtiyanyibabeixitongzhaozhedeziweia！

napamenglidexitongzhihuihan“jiayousuzhu”，tayerenle！

shenxiyikouqi，tataiqitou，yanzhongzhongxinranqiweiruoquejiandingdeguangmang：

“我接受。”

【bangdingchenggong！jianpanxiachengjiexitongzhengshiqidong！xinshoufulifafangzhong——huodejineng：gantongshenshounengli】

【xinshourenwu：chengfa“zhengyishizhe”，chanhuizhixudadao100。renwujiangli：chengqingshipinliuliangjiachika×1，tinengqianghuaye×1。】

xuyinxiadingzhehuailidexiaotuanzi，naozixiangbeianlemanfangjian——zheimaorongrongruanhuhudewanyier，zenmekandouxianggangcongmenglihaoxialaide。taguishishenchadishenchushou，zhijianqingqingchuolechuoneituanbaihuhudemao，youshitanzhenielenie。

“嗷——！！！”

yishengjianruidaonengbatianhuabanzhenchuliewendejianjiaozhakai，xuyinxiadeshou“sou”didanhuilai，chadianbazijigebozhouguaidaohounaoshao。tarouzhewengwengzuoxiangdeerduo，kanzhexiaotuanzizhamaodeyangzi，neixinfengkuangshuaping：

buduijing，zheijueduibuduijing！

zuomengnayouzheimexieshide“shengbogongji”？menglidexitongyaomegaolengyaomehualao，nayouyiniejiujianjiao、sangmenkanbicaishichanglabade？zheichuantouli，zheibianshidu，jianzhibikekejiehantaqichuangdehedongshihouhaitishen。

xuyinxiazhalezhayan，youqialezijidatuiyiba——teng！

de，mengsuile。zheinashishenmehuanjue，fenmingshixitongjiede“xianyanbao”dingzhetuanziqiao，zhen·wulicengmianshangxuanbudaogangle。

lansemianbanshangdezijihaizaiweiweifaguang，xuyinxiadingzhe“gantongshenshou”sigezi，turan“jiejiejie”xiaochulesheng，xiaodetaimenghaiqianglekouyefeng，wuzhexiongkoukesouqilai。

“keke……xitong！zhendeshixitonga！”

tajidongdizaiyuandibengleliangxia，yanxianeiheiyanquandougaibuzhuyandimaochulaidexingfenpaopao，zuoweiyiyoukongjiuhuitingxiaoshuo，shuaduanjudexiaoshuoaihaozhe，“wojiushuorenshengnayouzheimegouxuedeqingjie，hezheshixitongwenzhaojinxianshile？”

tamengdicoujinneituanfaguangxiaomiwu，yanjingliangjingjingdexiangchuaileliangkexingxing：

“xiaotuanzi！kuaishuoshihua，woxianzaishibushizaiyibenxiaoshuoli？wozheiqingjie——dingliunvxingzaoxianhaibangdingxitong，zheibujiushibiaozhundepaohuinvpeinixijubenma？wojiuzhidaowobushiyibanren！”

shuozhehaishijingzuanlezuanquantou，shoubeiqingjindoubengqilaile，huoxiangxiayimiaojiuyaoyuandibianshen：

“nixiwoshua！shibushihoumianhaiyaodalianlvcha、shousiziben、shunbianjiangebazong？kuaishuokuaishuo！”

xiaomiwutuanyuandikaqiao，yuangungundeguangyingdouandanlebanfen，guolehaoyihuiercaipiaochunaishengnaiqiyoudaizhedianwuyudeshengyin：

“xiaoxiaxiani……nixiaoshuokanduolela！”

tawangpangbianpiaolepiao，duokaixuyinxiaguoyureqiedeshixian：

“zheibushixiaoshuoshijiela～benxitongshi2099nianwangluoanquanjuyanfade‘jianpanxiaqinglizhuanyongkuan’，bianhao007！yinweijiancedao2025nianwangluohuanjingtaizaogao，wangluojianpanxiafanlanchengzai，caibeipailaizhixingjinghuarenwude～”

许茵夏眨眨眼：

“neinizenmebangdingwole？”

“yinweiwochuanguoshikongsuidaojiangluoshi，wendaonifangjianliyougutebiedexiangweiya～”

xiaotuanzideshengyinturannianhuhude，xuyinxiafenmingkandaoneituanfaguangmiwudixia，haoxiangyoutoumingde“koushuisi”zaiwangxiadiao。shunzhetade“shixian”kanqu，ketingzhuozishangguoranbaizhebanhecaomeidangao，pangbianhaiduizhelatiao、xiaolongxiawei、fengmihuangyoushutiao，shenzhihaiyoumeichaifengdezhajihanbaohexianglajipai——doushitapingshiweileweichishangjingzhuangtaipengdoubupengdegaoreliangzhadan，zheijitianbeiwangbaodekuaifengle，caibaofuxingdunleyidui“kuaileyuanquan”。

xiaotuanzideguangyinghushanhushan，jiazhuangzhengjingdiqingleqingsangzi：

“ke！xitongleidaxianshinizhengzaibeiyanzhongwangluozaoyao，fuhe‘zhongdianbaohuduixiang’biaozhun，jiubangdingnige～”

keneituanguangfenmingwangdangaofangxiangpiaolebancun，liannaiyinlidouguozhechanjinger。

xuyinxiabeitaneidianxiaoxinsidouxiaole，naqicaomeidangaohuanglehuang：

“xiangchi？zheidangaogangmaide，dongwunaiyoude，tianerbuni，xiangdehen。”

xiaotuanzilikejinchiqilai：

“butaihaoba……xitongyaoyouxitongdeyangzi……”

huayinhaimeiluodi，neituanguang“sou”diyixiajiupudaodangaoheshang，miwulizuanchugemohudexiaozhuazi，xiaoxinyiyibakaihezi，xiayimiaojiutingjian“bajibaji”dejujiaosheng。guangyingshangzhanlehaojikuaifensenaiyou，huoxiangzhitouchidongxidexiaonaimao。

“zai2099niannayouzheixieya！”

xiaotuanzihanzhedangaodunang，

“neishihoudajiadouchiyingyanggao，shuozheixieshi‘fanrenleigaoreliangzhadan’，chaoshiligenbenbumai！woshangcitoutouchangguoyiciguoqidelatiao，haochidaochadianbaxitongxinpianshaole！”

tabianshuobianwangzuilisaidangao，naiyouzhandemanliandoushi，lianfaguangdebianyuandoubiandefenpupude。

xuyinxiachengzhexiabakantachidehuan，gangcaibeijianpanxiamadaofamadetoupihaoxiangzhendesongkuaile，lianhuxidoudaizhediancaomeidangaodetianxiang。yuanlaiweilaixitongyehuiweilekoufuzhiyu“panbian”，zheifanchamengrangtaxinlinuanhonghongde。

xuyinxiataochushouji，zheiyicizhijianwenwendangdang，lianpingmudoumeidouyixia。kanzhepinglunquneixieciyandezuzhou，tafeidanmeijuedezhixi，fanerjuedehunshendexueyedouzaifatang。

shenmetafangdingliu？shenmepaohuinvpei？

congjintianqi，jubengaihuanle。

takeshibangdingleweilaitanchixitongdenvren，nixidejuben，xianzaicaigangfankaidiyiyeni。