doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《douluo：zhibadouluocongzhaohuankongdemingkaishi》zuijinzaiwangluoshangyinfayizhenzhuipengkuangchao，zhujiaoyelingduguyanquanfenwushu，dajiaduidashen“xiaoqiaoyiyinju”dewenbichizanyutaidu，neirongxiangqing：weiliangdeyueguangtongguochuanghuyingzhaozainanhaidelianshang，rangtabenjiuchuzhongderongmaogengduolejifenshengjiedeguangmang。“guanjiajiaodaile，yaobaxianchangwei……
yeseshenchen，mingliangdefanxingdianzhuizhedouluodaludetiankong，yilunlvexianqinglengdeyuanyuegaoguayuqiongdingzhishang，jiuxiangshiyishuangwuqingdeyanjing，zhushizheshijiandeyiqie。
hanhaicheng，zheizuotiandoudaluxinanzuiweikaojindahaidechengshi，zaishenchendehailangshengxia，sihukeyiyangaiyiqieqitadeshengyin。
“xiaodiansheng，buyaojingraoleneigexiaodongxi。”
chengzhongdeyidongfudizhong，liangdaoheiyingzaiyesedeyanhuxia，jigeshanshenbianlaidaoleyijianfangjianmenkou。
“zheixiaozicailiusui，haishigehaizini，xianzaigujizhengshuizheshu，buyaopa。”
“heihei，liusuidehaizijingranjichenglezheimeyifenjiaye，yenanguaiguanjiadarenyaodongxinsi。”
“sheishuobushini，yaohuanzuowozaojiudongshoule，hebiyaodengdaozheixiaozikuaiyaowuhunjuexingdeshihouni。”
“buguodengdaiguanjiajichengzheifenjiayehou，neizanmenyejiufeihuangtengdale！”
liangrenzaimenkouyizheneryu，youshizaimenshangyizhenmosuo。
piankehouzhongyuzaimeiyoufachurenheshengyindeqingkuangxiadakailedamen。
fangjianneidechenshepoweihaohua，hongmusuozhideruanchuangshang，yigeyuemowuliusuidenanhaizhengzaishuijue。
weiliangdeyueguangtongguochuanghuyingzhaozainanhaidelianshang，rangtabenjiuchuzhongderongmaogengduolejifenshengjiedeguangmang。
“guanjiajiaodaile，yaobaxianchangweizaochengrushiqiangjiedechangmian。”
liangdaoheiyingzhizhongdeyirenjiaodaidao。
lingwaiyigerendianlediantou，xuanjimochuleyibabishou，ranhoumanmanzoudaolenanhaideshenbian。
“ai，zhongjiuhaishidongshoulema？”
yelingdeyanjingmengranzhengkai，yutanianjibufuderuilimuguangtouxianglezhengyuyongbishoumouhaitaderen。
“a……shao……shaoye……”
lairenbeiyelingturanzhengkaideshuangyanheleyitiao，jiulianshouzhongdebishoudoudiaozailedishang，fachuleqingcuideshengyin。
“nihailengzheganshenmea？haibukuaidiandongshoua！”
shenhouderenjiantongbanrucifeiwu，buyouzhangkoumadao。
yelingshenmeyemeishuo，zhishijingjingdikanzhemianshangshensehuangkongdezhongnianren。
ruguomeijicuodehua，zheirenyinggaishitafulideyuanding。
dangnianzheigerenchibushangfandeshihou，haishizheijushentifumujiuleta，meixiangdaorujinquezheiyangenjiangchoubao。
“renxingdeheianguoranshibunengshitana。”
yelingyaoleyaotou，queyemeilexingzhi，xuanjichaozhefangjianneidemouchuxukongshuodao：“mafankonglaole。”
suizheyelinghuayinluoxia，qianrutafangjianneideliangrendeshenqudunshihuaweileyipianxuewu。
zhiliuliangkemuguangzhonghaidaizhejifenjingkongderentouzhongzhongdeluozailedishang。
yelingdemuguangcongrentoushangmanmanyikai，wushengdekuxiaoleyixia。
ruguotazhenshiyigeliusuidehaizi，kandaozheixuexingdeyimu，kongpayehuibeihedeliushenwuzhuba？
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haijideneishimoutiantaweilejiuyigexiaonvhaiercanzaonitouchedezhuangji，quemeixiangdaojingranmomingqimiaodelaidaoledouluodalu。
jingranhaichengleshenmehanhaichengdeshoufuzhizi。
zhishihenkexi，tazheijushentidefuqinhemuqindouzaiyinianqiandeyicihainanzhongshenwang。
ruodadejiachanquandouluozailetayigerenshenshang，ziranyeyinlailewushurendejiyu。
buguoxinghaojiuzaibujiuqian，tazhongyudenglailexinxinnianniandejinshouzhi。
tabuzhidaozheigexitongjiaoshenmemingzi，yebuzhidaozheigexitongshinalilaide。
buguoxitonghuishibushifabuyixierenwu，zhiyaowanchengrenwujiukeyihuodejiangli。
erxitongjuexingdeshihou，tayehuodeleyigexinshoujiangli——mingshizhaohuankayizhang。
tongguozheizhangzhaohuanka，tacongyuxiaogang、yanshaozhe、bibidong、kongdeminghefulandewurenzhizhongxuanzeleshilizuiqiangdekongdeming。
yuxiaogang、bibidonghefulandedoushizheigeshijiezhenshicunzaideren，suoyiyelingmeiyoumaoxianzhaohuan。
erheyanshaozhexiangbi，kongdemingwulunshishilihaishixinggedougengjiashiheyeling。
jiugengbietikongdeminghaishidouershijiezhongweiyiyigeshijidehundaoshi。
yaobushiyoukongdeminganzhongbaohuta，jintiankongpajiushitadesiqi。
“shaoye，shaoye，ninmeishiba？”
jiuzaiyelingyouxielengshendeshihou，yilianchuanyouxiejicudejiaobuhehuhanshengcongyuanchuchuanlai。
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piankehou，yigenanzidekuhaoshengbianzaimenkouxiangleqilai。
“shaoyea，wodeshaoyea，laoyefurenqule，zenmerujinninyezaoyubucelea！”
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nanzituikaixuyandefangmen，wendaofangjianneidexuexingwei，shengyinqueshiyoudalejifen。
“pushu，wohaimeisini，ninzhejikushenmefena？”
tingzheshuxideshengyin，nanzidekuhaodunshiyizhi。
tayouxiebukesiyidechaozhechuangshangkanqu。
zhijianyelingzhengxiekaozaichuangshang，sixiaofeixiaodedingzhetadelian。
“shao……shaoye，nin……ninmeishia？”
lipuyouxiejiebadeshuodao。
“wonengyoushenmeshia，daoshinimendawanshangchaochaogebuting，burangwoanxinshuijue。”
yelingdalegehaqian，daizhejifenkunyideshuodao。
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yibianshuozhe，yelingyibianzhixiangledishanglianggerentou。
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lipushunzheyelingshouzhidefangxiangkanqu，zhijianliangkexuelinlinderentouzhengsibumingmudekanzheta。
“啊！”
tarenbuzhujianjiaoleyisheng，ranhouyoulikewuzhulezijidezui。
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yelingyaoleyaotou，yeshiqulezaiwenshenmedexingqu，huishoubianranglipulikai。
lipudanzhanxinjingdekanleyelingyiyan。
suirantayouyiduzideyiwen，danpianpianlianggerentouzaiqian，tajingshiyigezidoubuganwenchulai。
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jianlipuhaizhanzaiyuandi，yelingbuyouzhouzhemeitouwendao。
“啊？是！”
fanyingguolaidelipunalihaiganjixudaizaizheijianfangzili，youyupiankehoujianqidishangdelianggerentou，taoyesidelikailezheigefangjian。
“weishenmeyaofangleta？jintiandeshiqingyinggaijiushitaanpaide。”
yinsedeguangmangshanguo，yidaoyouxiecanglaodeshenyingchuxianzaileyelingshenqian，cirenzhengshibeimingshizhaohuankazhaohuanchulaidekongdeming。
“konglao，sheishuowozhunbeifangguoletale？”
叶凌笑了笑。
“dengmingtianba，mingtianyiqiedouhuijieshu，yiqiedouhuizhongxinkaishi。”
叶凌喃喃自语道。
【ding，renwu:diaochafumusiwangdezhenxiang！】
【jiangli:zuipeishisuzhudeshenjiwuhun！】
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