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rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yiqingyulinweizhujiaodezuopin《danmubiwofantaolu：paohuinvpeinixi！》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：xinlilekailehua。tanaqizijidebao，zhunbeigongchengshentui。“neisuyajie，ninmanmanhe，woxianhuigongsimangle？……

精彩章节

【xiaoxin！limengmengyaozhuangnipokafei！】wuxiaotingdingzheyanqianpiaodecaisezihaimeifanying，tongshijiuduanbeichonglai。

taxiayishiduolexia。duifangzhijieshuaige**dun，zipoyishenshui！danmushunjianzhakai：【tingjieyupanshenle！

nishi《zongcaidesusuxiaotianqi》paohuia！】【zuihouhuibeiwangbaocizhi！】shekongdetahaimeimengwan，

gaolengceolinyuturancoulai，erjianfanhong。“niyekanjianzile？”“kandaole‘nanzhuzhuangshenmegaoleng，

niyezaikandanmu’？”liangrentongbudingkongqi，danmufengshua。【shuangxiangkanpingshichui！】【xiawuwangzongshuaiguo，

kuainaluyinbi！】guorankaihuishiwangzongjucuofanganmata，wuxiaotingfanchuduifangpizhu，linyuturanshuailuyin。

“wangzong，shangzhouniranggaishujudehua，wolule。”danmuxiaofeng：【nanzhumiaobianhuqikuangmo！

】keshoujiturandan“baiyueguangsuya”dehaoyoushenqing。danmupiaohong：【xianjing！

tayaorangnisongdaizhaopiandewenjianhaini！】zheipaohuinixilu，zenmehaidainanzhuyiqi“tingzhihui”？

di1zhang：jiuming！woyanqianpiaomanleqiguaidezi！gongsichashuijianlipiaosanzhekafeidechunxiang。

wuxiaotingxiaoxinyiyididuanzhegangpaohaodesurongkafei。shenxiyikouqi，

zhunbeihuigongweijixufenzhanneifenlingrentoutudefangan。tazhishigeyoudianshekongdehulianwanggongsixiaozhiyuan，

zuidademaoxianjiushizaixinlifengkuangtucao。jiuzaitazhuanshendeshunjian，

yanqianturanshanguoyichuanwucaibanlan、haihuitiaodongdexiaozi。【qianfanggaoneng！limengmengyaolaile！

】【tahuiguyizhuangni，bakafeiponiyishen，haishuoshinituita！】wuxiaotingmengdidunzhujiaobu，

yonglizhalezhayan。yanhualema？yaoshoula！kendingshizuowanaoyezhuijudehouyizheng！taxiayishidiroulerouyanjing。

zheiyiroukebudele，yanqiandecaisexiaozifeidanmeixiaoshi，fanerxiangjuedidehongshuiyiyanghualalayongchulaigengduo。

【tingjiebieroule！shizhende！】【nishi《zongcaidesusuxiaotianqi》lidepaohuinvpeia！

】【zheibenshuwokanguo！zuihoubeiquanwangmacan，haidiulegongzuo！jiushiyinweianliannanzhulinyu！

】【bangbaiyueguangbeiguo、beitongshixianhai、zuihoucandanshouchang！xintengniyimiao！】【zenmegeshi？zheimecan？！

neiwodekankanle！】paohuinvpei？quanwangmacan？anliannanzhu？wuxiaotingdedanaodangchangsiji，

cpushaodeguntang。zheidoushishenmegenshenmea？！haimeidengtaxiangmingbai，

yanjiaoyuguangjiupiejiantongshilimengmengguoranduanzheyigeshuibei。niaoniaonanadichaozhechashuijianzoulai。

neiyanshenhaibujingyidiwangtashoulidekafeibeishangpiao。wuxiaotingxinligedengyixia，

xiangqigangcaineiguiyide“jutou”，toupishunjianfama。anzhao“yuanqingjie”。

limengmengmashangjiuyao“buxiaoxin”zhuangshanglailema！jiuzailimengmengceshenzhunbei“qiaohe”dizhuangguolaideneiyike，

beidanmuhemengdewuxiaotingjihushishentibennengfanying，mengdiwangpangbianyitiao！“aiya！

”limengmenggenbenmeiliaodaotahuiduo，yixiazhuangkongle。zhongxinbuwen，jiaodidahua，

jiejieshishidishuailege**duner！shoulineibeishuiyidianmeilangfei，quanpozailezijineitiaozhanxindebaiqunzishang。

“pu！”wuxiaotingchadianmeirenzhuxiaochusheng，ganjinwuzhuzui。yucitongshi，tayanqiandedanmuchedifengle：【？？

？qingjiezenmewaile？】【tingjieniyupanletadeyupan！niubi！】【limengmeng：jubenbushizheimexiedea！

shuai！】【hahahahakaijujiufanche！zheijiefanpaibuxinga！

】wuxiaotingdingzheyanqianzheimimimama、fengkuanggundongdedanmu，zhenggerendoujiangzhule，shijieguanzhengzaikacasuilie。

tadaidaidikanzheshuaizaidishang、langbeibukandelimengmeng，youkanlekanzijishouliwanhaowusundekafei。

naoziyituanluanma。jiuzaizheishi，zongcaizhuanyongdianti“ding”deyishengqingxiang，menhuanhuandakai。

gongsineiweigaogaozaishang、yigaolengjinyuzhuchengdeceolinyu，maizhezhangtuizoulechulai。

tademuguangsaoguochashuijianmenkoudehunluanchangmian，zuizhong，jingranzhigoudiluozailewuxiaotingshenshang。

gengrangwuxiaotingxintiaozhoutingdeshi……taneiruilideyanshen。sihuyezaimangrandi……kanzhekongqi？

di2zhang：nanzhu！niyekanjianneixiezile？gongsizoulangli，qifenyoudianganga。

limengmengyijingbeirenfuqilai，kukutitidihuigongweihuanyifuqule。zhishengxiawuxiaotingdunzaidishang，

jianshilimengmengdiaoluodeshuibeisuipian。【biexinruan！danxianzhuangzhuangyangzi，burantongshihuishuonilengmo！

】yanqiandedanmuhaizaijinzhijinzedifazhezhishi。wuxiaotingxinliwuweizachen。yibianjixiedijianzhesuipian，

yibianshituxiaohua“zijishipaohuinvpei”yiji“nengkanjianshenqidanmu”zheilianggejingtiandalei。

yizhenchenwendejiaobushengyouyuanjijin。tataitou，kanjianyishuangcadeyichenburandeangguipixietingzaizijimianqian。

shixianshangyi，shibitingdexizhuangkutui，zaiwangshang……shilinyuneizhangmeishenmebiaoqingdeshuailian。tazenmehuiguolai？

bushiyinggaizhijiewushizheizhongxiaoshima？wuxiaotingjinzhangdeshouxinmaohan，ganjindixiatoujiazhuangrenzhenjiansuipian。

linyuquemeiyoulikaideyisi。tachenmolejimiao，huranwanxiayao，yadileshengyin，

yongzhiyouliangrennengtingdaodeyinliangwendao。“niyanqian……shibushiyouhenduocaisedezi？

”wuxiaotingdeshoumengdiyidou，suipianchadiangedaoshou。ta……tazenmezhidao？！linyusihuyeyouxiebuqueding，

meitouweicu，buchongleyiju：“biru……‘nanzhubiezhuangle，niyekanjiandanmule’neitiao？

”“hong”diyixia，wuxiaotingganjuezijidenaodaixiangbeizhakaile！jingdetachadianyi**zuozaidishang！

tajuranzhendeyenengkanjian？！！taishenqileabudui！taiqiguaileba！

fangfoshiweilehuiyingtadezhenjinghequerenlinyudehua。yanqiandedanmushunjianbaozha，shuaxinsudukuaidejingren。【！！

！nanzhuyenengkanjian！shichuile！】【shuangxiangbenfu（zhikandanmu）lewei！】【wokedaole！

】【linzongnigaolengrenshebenglea！gangcaidingzhekongqizhoumeideyangzixianggeshazi！hahahaha！】【fufutongxin，

qiliduanjin！yihouyiqikandanmudaguaiba！】wuxiaotingqingxidikandao，

linyudeerduojianyirouyankejiandesudubianhongle。tabutaizirandikesouleyisheng。yanshenpiaoxiangbiechu，

yuqiquedaizheyisibuyichajuedegangahejinggao。“lengjingdian，bierangbierenkanjianniduizhekongqishuohua。

”wuxiaotingganjinbishangyinweijingyaerzhangkaidezui，huluandidianzhetou。jiuzaizheishi，danmuturanbianlehuafeng，

yichuanxingmudehongseyujingwenzipiaoguo：【jinjijutou！xiawukaixiangmuhui，

wangzonghuibafanganchucuodeguoshuaijitingjie！】【yuanqingjielinibaikoumobian，zhijiebeijiguo！】wangzong？

neigeguanhuizhichangpuadebumenzhuguan？wuxiaotingxinliyijin，yegubudezhenjingle，

xiayishijiuxiangkaikoutixinglinyu。“linzong，xiawukaihui，wangzongta……”danlinyuqueqiangxianyibukaikou，

daduanletadehua。tabiaoqingyijinghuifulepingshidelengjing，zhishiyanshenliduoledianbiededongxi。“xiawukaihui，

nizuowopangbian。”tadunledun，muguangyiyousuozhidisaoguowuxiaotingdegongwei。

“haiyou……banizhuoshangneizhiluyinbidaishang。”“danmushuo……youyong。”di3zhang：fanshuaiguo！

wangzongniliantengma？shijiancongcong。xiangmuhuiyishi，qifenningzhong。

bumenzhuguanwangzongnazheneifenchulezhongdapiloudefangan，liansetieqing。

tademuguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangzaihuiyishilisaoleyiquan。

shijiaolaolaosuodingzaisuozhebozinulijianshaocunzaigandewuxiaotingshenshang。“xiaowu！

”wangzongdeshengyindaizheyayidenuhuo。“zheigeshujuzuihoushiniheduideba？zenmehuifanzheimedijidecuowu！

kehuneibianfeichangbumanyi，tousudianhuadoudadaowozheililaile！”suoyourendemuguangshunjianjujiaozaiwuxiaotingshenshang。

wuxiaotingdexintiaokaishijiasu，shouxinmaohan。lailelaile，guoranlaile！【tingjiebiehuang！fanfanganzuihouyiye！

wangzongzijigaidepizhuhaizai！】【kuaianluyinbi！tadengxiayaobiniqianzirencuo！】lingyitiaodanmubuchongdao。

wuxiaotingshenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijizhendingxialai。tanaqizijimianqiandeneifenfangan，xunsufandaozuihouyiye。

guoran！zaiyejiaobuqiyandedifang，youjixingyonghongbixiexiadexiugaipizhu！tadeshouqiaoqiaoshenjinwaitaokoudai，

anxialeluyinbidekaiguan。“wangzong，”wuxiaotingjuqifangan，shengyinbitazijixiangxiangdeyaozhendingdeduo。

“zheichushujushininshangzhouqinzirangwogaichengzheiyangde，ninkan，zheilihaiyounindepizhu。

”wangzongdelianseshunjianbianle，shanguoyisihuangluan，danhenkuaiyouqiangzhuangzhending。“nihushuoshenme！

woshenmeshihourangnigaiguo？”“xiaowu，zuocuoshijiuyaoyongyuchengdan，buyaoxiangzhetuixiezeren！

”“woyoumeiyoutuixiezeren，wangzongninxinlizuiqingchu。”wuxiaotinghaobutuisuodihuishita。

yankanwangzonghaiyaojixujiaobian，yizhichenmopangguandelinyuturankaikoule。tadeshengyinbugao，

quedaizheburongzhiyideliliang：“guanyuzheigeshujuxiugai，wozheiliyoushangzhoubumenhuiyideluyinbeifen。

”linyutaiqiyan，muguangpingjingdikanxiangwangzong。“luyinli，wangzongninqueshimingquetichulezheigexiugaiyaoqiu，

xuyaowoxianzaifangjidajiatingma？”【nanzhuhaoyangde！juranzhendelule！

】【wangzong：wozenmebuzhidaowozheimecan？xianchangchuxinga！】zheixiefadanmudezhenshikanrenaobuxianshidawo。

wangzongdeliansedunshibiandeshabai，zuichunduosuozhe，yijuhuayeshuobuchulai。tamengdiyipaizhuozizhanqilai。

“nimen……nimenzheishiheqihuolai……”yexushitaijidong，tapaiwanzhuozijingranmeizhanwen，

yigeliejuchadianshuaidao。shoumangjiaoluanjianhaidafanlezhuoshangdeshuibei，manmandechashuihualayixia，

quanpozailetazijidexizhuangkushang。【hahahahatiandaohaolunhui！gangpokafeideshilimengmeng，

xianzaiposhuideshiwangzong！】danmuxiaofengle。【zheijiefanpaizenmezheimecaia！quanshizibaokache！

】【poshuixiaofendui**！】【dududulailelaile】huiyishilixianruyizhongguiyidejijing，yourenzaibiexiao，

biedejianbangzhidou。wangzonglangbeibukandizhanzaineili，kudangshileyidapian，lianseqingyizhenbaiyizhen。

zheichangshuaiguodaxi，yiwangzongdechedishibaiheshesigaozhong。huiyijieshuhou，wuxiaotingzhangshuyikouqi，

ganjuexiangshidaleyichangshengzhang。tashoushidongxizhunbeilikai，shoujihuranzhendongleyixia。tanachulaiyikan，

shiyitiaoweixinhaoyoushenqing。yanzhengxiaoxixiezhe：“xiaotingnihao，woshisuya。”suya？tajiazijiganma？

haimeidengwuxiaotingxiangmingbai，yanqiandedanmushunjianzaicishuaping，hongsedeyujingyoulaile：【！！！

baiyueguangyaoshangxianle！tayaorangnibangtasongdongxijinanzhu！】【shixianjing！qianwanbiedaying！

】di4zhang：baiyueguang？buhaoyisiwobuanjubenzougongsilouxiadeliansuokafeitingli，

kongqizhongmimanzhekafeidoudejiaoxianghetiannidetangjiangwei。wuxiaotingkanzhezuozaiduimian，

chuanzheyishenjiebailianyiqun、xiaorongwenwandetidesuya，xinliquezaifengkuangqiaogu。

yanqiandedanmujiuxiangkuanghuanjieyiyangrenao：【tingjiewenzhu！bailianhuakaishibiaoyanle！

】【tajiexialaijiuyaorangnisongwenjianle！xianjingyujing！】【wenjianlisailetazijideyishuzhao！xinjibiao！

】【suya：wozhuangwenrouzhuangdehaolei，zuijiaoyaochoujinle！】guoran，suyaqingqingjiaodongzhemianqiandenatie，

shengyinroudenengdichushuilai。“xiaoting，tingshuonizuijingongzuohenchuseni。”“ai，buxiangwo，

zuijinshizaitaimangle，fenshenfashu。youjianxiaoshi……nengbunengmafannibanggemang？”tashuozhe，

congshenpangdebaolinachuyigekanqilaishifenjingzhidewenjiandai，tuidaowuxiaotingmianqian。

“zheilimianshilinyumamayaodeyifentijianbaogao，tingzhongyaode。”“womingtianshizaichoubuchushijianjitasongguoqu，

ninengbangwozhuanjiaoyixiama？”“jiushuoshinishunbiandaidejiuhao，buyongtiwo。”wuxiaotingkanzheneigewenjiandai，

naohailishunjianshanguodanmudejutouyuanqingjieli。tahaoxinsongqu，suyahoujiaojiuanshilinyu，

shuowuxiaotingguyifankanwenjianneirong，jiyutadeyinsi，daozhilinyuduitayinxiangjicha。

suyajianwuxiaotingdingzhewenjiandaibushuohua，zhishizuijiaodaizheyisiguguaidexiaoyi，xinliyoudianfamao。

renbuzhuyoucuicudao：“xiaoting？keyima？”wuxiaotinghuranxiaole。tameiyouqujieneigewenjiandai，

fanerbuhuangbumangdidakaizijidefanbubao。conglimiantaochuyibeihaimeikaifengdezhenzhunaicha，“pa”diyisheng，

chashangxiguan，tuidaosuyamianqian。“suyajie，”wuxiaotingxiaodegewai“zhencheng”。

“wokanniliansehaoxiangbutaihao，shibushimeichiwufandixuetangle？”“zheibeinaichanixianhedian，

tiandenengrangrenkaixin，buchongnengliang。”suyabeizheituruqilaidecaozuogaomengle，kanzheyanqiandenaicha，

jieyebushi，bujieyebushi。wuxiaotingmeijitafanyingdeshijian，jixuxiaomimidishuo。“e，duile，

ninshuowenjiandeshia，zhenbuqiao。”“linzonggangcaihaigenwotilaizhe，shuotamamadetijianbaogao，

tazijixiabanhouhuiqinziquna。”“bijingshijiarendeyinsima，rangbierenzhuanjiao，queshibutaifangbian，duiba？

”【？？？zheijubenwomeikanguo！】danmushunjianfeitengle。【tingjienizenmebuanchanglichupai！

zhenzhunaichashishenmegui！】【suya：wozhunbeihaodexini？wodetaicini？zenmejiuchenglehenaichale？

】【zhenzhunaichasha！juele！tingjienishiwodeshen！】suyalianshangdewanmeixiaorongchedijiangzhule，

zuijiaoweiweichouchu。shenchuqudiwenjiandeshoujiangzaibankong，shouhuilaibushi，jixudizhegengganga。

neibeinaichaxianggechaofengsidelizaitamianqian。tanuliweichizhezhending，shengyinqueyoudianfajin。“shi、shima？

”“linyuta……takaolvdezhenshizhoudao。”“shia，linzongyixianghenxixin。”wuxiaotingcongshanruliudidiantou，

xinlilekailehua。tanaqizijidebao，zhunbeigongchengshentui。“neisuyajie，ninmanmanhe，woxianhuigongsimangle？

”jiuzaiwuxiaotingzhuanshenyuzoudeshunjian，suyaturanyibazhuazhuletadeshouwan！“xiaoting！

”suyadeshengyindaishangleyisibuyichajuedejiqieheweiqu，yankuangshuohongjiuhong。

“ni……nishibushiduiwoyoushenmeyijian？”“shibushitaoyanwo？suoyicaibukenbangwozheigexiaomang？

”zheibianliandesudu，rangwuxiaotingtanweiguanzhi。raner，gengrangwuxiaotingxinzangzhoutingdeshi，

kafeitingdemenzaizheishibeituikaile。chuanzhebitingxizhuang、shenzitingbadelinyu，zhenghaocongwaimianzoujinlai。

tademuguangyisao，jingzhundiluozailetamenzheibian。

suyajinjinzhuazhewuxiaotingdeshouwan、yijineixuanranyuqidelianshang。【wanlewanle！nanzhukandaozheiyimule！

】【yuanqingjiezhongyan？tahuiyiweitingjiezaiqifutadebaiyueguang！】【tingjiekuaijieshia！

】danmujidekuaiyaoshuachucanying。wuxiaotingxinligedengyixia：buhuizheimedaomeiba？！

di5zhang：nanzhu：wozhanwotongshikafeitingmenkoudekongqifangfoninggule。suyakandaolinyujinlai，

xiangshikandaolejiuxing，zhuawuxiaotingshouwandeshougengjinle。yanquanhongdegengjiabizhen，

shengyindaizheqiadaohaochudegengyan：“xiaoting，wozhendemeiyoueyide，

wozhishixiangqingnibanggemangeryi……”wuxiaotingganjuezijideshouwanbeizuandeshengteng，xinliyizhenwuyu。zheiyanji，

buqupaixizhenshikexile。【！！！nanzhubiexinsuyadeyanlei！tazaizhuang！】【tingjiekuaijieshi！

yuanqingjielinizheilimeijieshiqingchu，beinanzhumale！】zenmedanmubiwohaizheji。wuxiaotingshenxiyikouqi，

zhengzhunbeikaikoujieshizheiguiyidechangmian。zhijianlinyuyijingmaikaizhangtui，jibujiuzoudaoletamenmianqian。

tademuguangxianshiluozaisuyajinzhuabufangdeshoushang，meitoujibukechadiculeyixia。taiyankanxiangsuya，

yuqipingjingwubo，shenzhiyoudianlengdan：“su**。”suyaqidaidikanzheta，xiwangtanengxiangyiqianyiyang，

duizijiliuluchuguanqie。ranerlinyujiexialaidehua，querangtaruzhuibingku。“wogangcaizaimenkou，doutingdaole。

”linyudeshengyinbuda，queqingxidichuanrumeigerenerzhong。“shinixianlazhuxiaowude。

”suyalianshangdebiaoqingshunjianjiangzhu，yanleidouwanglewangxiadiao。linyujixudao，

muguangsaoguoneigebeilengluozaizhuoshangdewenjiandai：“lingwai，womamadetijianbaogao，woyijingheyiyuanyuyuehao，

xiabanhouhuiqinziququ。”“jiubulaonifeixin，yegengbuxuyaomafanwodeyuangongzhuanjiaole。

”【nanzhunizhongyubuyanxiale！putiantongqing！】danmuhuanhuqueyue。【linzong：sheirangdanmutiantianmawoyanxia？

wobuganle！congxinle！】【hahahagandepiaoliang！zhinanshichaitaizuiweizhiming！】suyachedimengle，

zhanzaiyuandi，liansehongyizhenbaiyizhen。jingxinzhunbeidejubenbeisidefensui，zhenggerengangadewuyifujia。

linyuquebuzaikanta，zhuanermianxianghaiyouxiefalengdewuxiaoting，yuqizirandexiangshizaifenfugongzuo。

“wanshangyougekehuyingchou，nizhunbeiyixia，genwoyiqiqu。”“a？”wuxiaotingshayanle。“wo？linzong，

wobuhuihejiua……”yingchou？neibushigenggaojidezhanchangma？tayigeshekongquganma？

linyudebiaoqingsihuyouyisibuzizai，taweiweibiekailian，dishengdao。“danmushuo……nidegenwoqu。

”“neigekehu……huiguanwojiu，ninengdangyixia。”wuxiaoting：“？？？”rangyigeshekongqudangjiu？

nagejiahuofadedanmu！zheichudeshenmesouzhuyi！【tingjiebiepa！kehushigeqiguanyan！

】【nidenghuiertitalaopo，tajueduibuganguanjiu！】danmuliketiexintishi。wuxiaotingzheicaishaoshaoanxin，

yuanlaishiyougonglvede。tatoutoupieleyiyanpangbianlianseshabai、yaoyaoyuzhuidesuya，xinlimomingyoudianshuang。

“haode，linzong。”taxiaoshengyingdao。linyudianlediantou：“ng，xiabandengwo。”shuowan，

bianlvxianzhuanshenlikailekafeiting，meizaiduokansuyayiyan。wuxiaotingyeganjinchenjiliuzou，

liuxiasuyayigerenzhanzaiyuandi，mianduizheneibeizhujianshiqubingliangdezhenzhunaicha，liansenankanzhiji。

gangzouchukafeiting，wuxiaotingdeshoujijiuxiangleyisheng。tanachulaiyikan，

chouwoyeque～zanmenyiqibanglinzongdangjiuya～(*￣3￣)╭”yanqiandedanmushunjianzaicizhachengyanhua：【！

！！limengmengyeyaoqu！takendingyaogaoshi！】【zhuyi！tahuizainidejiulihuozheyinliaolijiadongxi！

xiangrangnichuchou！】【tingjie！jinwandeyingchoushihongmenyana！shuangzhongweiji！】wuxiaotingkanzheshoujipingmu，

youkankanyanqianfengkuangyujingdedanmu，turanjuedexinhaolei。zheipaohuinvpeidenixizhilu，

zenmejiugendadishuside，ganganxiaquyige，youmaochulaiyige？woqiaoqiaoqiao！di6zhang：yingchoufansha！

qiguanyankehujiuwogaodangcantingdebaoxiangli，dengguangaimei，kongqizhonghunzazhejiucaixiangqihechengnianrendeshejiaohanxuan。

kehuzhangzongguoranrudanmusuoliao，shigereqingguodudequanjiugaoshou，yibeijieyibeidijinglinyu，

zuilihaishuozhe“linzongbuhejiushikanbuqiwo”zhileidechangmianhua。linyusuiranjiuliangbucha，

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