wangwendashen“huiwandaoping”dezuixinlizuo《daming：eryeye，ninzenmehaihuozhea？》zhengzaihuorelianzaizhong，gaishuzhuyaorenwushizhuzunzhuyuanzhang，shuzhonggushijianshushi：“laohuli，nishishuo…”xiangshixiangqishenmedechangyuchunyipaizijidenaodai，yanshenzhonglimachongchizheyiguhuore。kemeidengtadehuashuowan，jiubeishenhoudeyidaoshengyinda……
zhubiaodeshenyingyechuxianzailemachezhiwai。
“唉…”
zhuyuanzhangwenyanqueshishenshendetanleyikouqi，yanmouzhongmanshishiluozhise。
“父皇！”
“guitaijiangjunjiranchuxianle，shuomingzunditalihuijiaderiziyijingbuyuanle，ninlaorenjiashiwuniandoudengguolaile，haizaihuduodengxieshirima？”
kanzheshuangbinyiranyouhuafadezhuyuanzhang，zhubiaodebitouyeshiyisuan，renbuzhudekaikouquanjie。
“唉…”
“yebuzhidaoneihunxiaozizheimexienianzaiwaimianguoderuhe。dangniandoushiguaizanshuhudayi，ruguobushiyinweizan，zheihunxiaoziyebuhui…”
“huangyeye，ganggangneigeshushushishei？sunerganjuetahaolihaia！”
jiuzaizhuyuanzhanggankaizhiji，erbianchuanlaiyizhenzhitongsheng，dengtahuitouyikan，quefaxianzijidesunzibuzhiheshiyezuolechexiangwaimian。
zhuyuanzhangjianzhuangyeshiyibajiangzhitongbaojinhuaili，yuqipoweiciaidekaikoudao：
“雄英啊！”
“nishuodeneishushua，keshinihuangyeyehenidiedejiumingenren。rihouniruguozaijiandaota，kedejidechaotadaoxie！”
“ng，huangyeye，sunerjixiale！”
“neihuangyeye，sunernengbaineigeshushuweishima？！”
嗯？！
zhuyuanzhangtingzheerbiannaishengnaiqideshengyinxianshiyileng，kesuihoumanlianchongnidekanxiangzijihuaizhongdezhitong。
“neixiongyinggaosuhuangyeye，niweishenmeyaobaineigeshushuweishi？！”
“yinweineigeshushubichangwaigonghexuyeyehaiyaolihai！”
“suoyisunerxiangbaitaweishixuexiwuyi，zheiyangdengsunerzhangdalejiunengbaohuhuangyeye，buhuizairangneixiehuairenlaishanghaihuangyeye！”
zhitongtianzhendeshengyinzaifuzierbianxiangqi，zhuyuanzhangyeshirenbuzhuyanwoyire，renbuzhushenshoumolemohuaizhongshenyingdenaodai。
“haohaizi，haohaizia！”
“zou，huangyeyedainihuijia！！”
“驾！”
——————
明皇宫内。
yidaoshenzheputongquejinxianduanzhuangdafangderenyingzhengzhanzaigongdianneijiaojideduozhebu，bushifendaiquelvexiancangbaidelianshangchongmanledanyoudeshense。
吱啦…
宫殿的大门被推开。
“娘娘，娘娘…”
“bixia…bixiatahuilaile！”
zhijianyiminggongnvhuanghuangzhangzhangdetuikaimen，jingzhilaidaolerenyingmianqian。
“回来了？！”
“bixiatayoumeiyoushoushang？haiyoutaizihetaisunni？！”
“这…奴婢不知！”
“nubitingjiangongneideshiweishuobixiatamenhuilaile，diyishijianjiupaohuilaigaosuniangniangle！”
“你…”
“suanle，woqinziqukankan！”
“nubihaiqingniangniangsansi，rujinniangniangfengtiqianjia，taiyigangganghaishuorangniangniang…”
“wodehuanishimeitingjianma？！！”
噗通…
furendeyijuhuazhijieranggongdianneidesuoyougongnvguidaozaidi。
——————
皇宫奉天殿中。
zhuyuanzhangshensebinglengdezuozaiyuzhuoqian。
“标儿！”
“nixianjiangxiongyingsonghuitaizifu，tahaixiao，zheiyilushangyouzhouchelaodun，xianrangtahuiquxiexi！”
“是，父皇！”
daizhubiaodeshenyinglikaifengtiandianzhihou，zhuyuanzhangmengdeyipaiyuzhuo，duizhemenwaidahoudao：
“erhu，nijizangunjinlai！”
吱啦…
“微臣参见陛下！”
“bixiawansuiwansuiwanwan…”
“wangepi，zanchadiandoubeicishale，haiwansui！”
“niqujiangbaishi，boren，tiandehaiyouwuchengbingmasidezhihuishijizanxuanguolai！”
“微臣遵旨！”
erhujinlaidekuai，chuqudegengkuai。
hongwudadizhuyuanzhangbeicishadexiaoxizaoyichuanbianlezhenggejingdou，rujinbixiaxuanzheixierenjingongdemudebuyaneryu。
不多时…
fengtiandiandedamenhuanhuanbeituikai，sidaoshenyingchuxianzailezhuyuanzhangdeshenqian。
“weichenlishanzhang，changyuchun，xuda，liaoyongzhongcanjianbixia！”
“yuanbixiawansuiwansuiwanwansui！”
“平身吧！”
“谢陛下！”
kanzheyanqiandesiren，zhuyuanzhangmouzhongshanguoyisiyinchen，zuizhongmuguangdinggezaileyidaoshenyingzhishang。
“nimenkezhi，zanjintianjiaonimenlaisuoweiheshi？！”
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