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好啊！
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很好！
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这！
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婚书！
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还有这讲究吗？
zhuqijibushihendong，tazhinengzhuangzuoshenjingbingjiuyaofazuoyiban，lenglengdedao：“neijiudinggeceshiba，zongzhi，buguanzenmeyang，jintian，nidoudejiwobahunshunonglai。”
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这！
小王爷真疯了！
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哎呀，这么狂？
好，越狂越好。
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跪下？
你怕是没睡醒！
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这家伙，太狂了。
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大叔？
我可受不起！
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zhangfudehuyuandunshihedebugandongle。
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叫县令？
好啊！
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