大明键盘侠易潇遥-著

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《damingjianpanxia》shiyixiaoyaochuangzuodeyibulingrenzhemideduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaozhujianchongzhenlinxiaoyujinglilezhongzhongkunjinghekaoyan，tongguojianchiheyongqizhaodaoleneixindeliliang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqizhenshiganrendeqingganmiaoxiehelingrenjingtandexiangxianglierwenming。“niubi！！！zheifanboyouli！”“ganjuezaishangchao，zhuboqichangliangmiba！”【“jiuaikanduiren”songchu“huojian”×1！】zaixianrenshu，tupole5000da……。

精彩章节

diyimu：tianziluonan，zhibojiankaizhang【1】juechufengshengchongzhenhuangdizhuyoujianzuihoudejiyi，

shimeishanlaohuaishubinglengdechugan，shiyaojianyidaidecucaomoca，shibeijingchengchongtiandehuoguangheyinyuedesishasheng。

“zhenfeiwangguozhijun，chenjiewangguozhichen……”zheishitayanqiqian，xindizuibeifendesihou。ranhou，

shiwujindedianboyuhongming。zaizhengyan，tayishenchuyigeguangguailulideshijie。

tiehezibande“qiche”huxiaoerguo，mingwei“diandeng”zhiwusanfaciyanguangmang，gaosongde“loufang”zhichayunxiao。

ta，damingtianzi，chuanzheyishenpojiudelongpaoneichen，daidaizhanzaicheshuimalongdeshizilukou。“difurucixuanxiao？

tiantingzheiban……suqi？”tanannanziyu。xingrentoulaiguaiyimuguang，zhizhidiandian。“cosplay？

wantinghuaa，chuanlongpao？”“paixini？shexiangjizangnaerle？”chongzhentingbudong，

dannengganshoudaomuguangzhongdeqingmie。tashituduanqihuangdijiazi：“fangsi！jianlezhen，weihebugui？”huiyingtade，

shiyizhenhongxiaohegengkuaishankaidejiaobu，

haiyouyigenianqingrenjuqihuifaguangdexiaobanzi（shouji）duizheta“kaca”yixia。“shenjingbingba！

”judadexiuruganhemangranxijuanleta。tayishengqinzheng，jingjingyeye，zuihouguopojiawang，

silehaiyaoshouzheidengquru？【2】moushengzhilujitianhou，chongzhen，huozheshuoxianzaizicheng“zhujian”denianqingren，

chubulijielezheigeshijiedeyixieguize。zheilimeiyouhuangdi，meiyouguibai，zhiyouyizhongjiao“qian”dedongxi，

shiwanwudechidu。tadiandangleshenshangweiyihaisuanzhiqiandeyupei，huanlailejizhangqingpiaopiaode“hongpiaozi”。

taxuehuileyong“renminbi”goumai“fangbianmian”，weidaoguadan，dannengguofu。

tazuzhuzaiyigemingwei“chengzhongcun”deshipingmigejian，qiangbibodenengtingjiangebisuoyoudongjing。

taxuyaoyifengongzuo，yinweiqianzhengzaifeisujianshao。raner，qiuzhizhilu，cunbunanxing。“xueli？”“……？

”（jinshijidisuanma？）“gongzuojingyan？”“……chuliguojiazhengwu，piyuezouzhang，pinghengchaoju，

diyuwaiwu……”mianshiguantaiqitou，xiangkanguaiwuyiyangkanzheta：“shuorenhua。ganguoxiaoshouma？huibianchengma？

youjiazhaoma？”chongzhenchenmole。tahuide，zaizheigeshijieyiwenbuzhi。yiciyouyicidejujue。

taquansuozailianjiadewangbayizishang，yongzuihoujikuaiqiankailetaijiqi，shitulejiezheigeshidai。wuyijian，

tadiankaileyigezhiboruanjian。yigegeguangxianlianglidezhubozaijingtouqianbiaoyan。pingmuxiafang，

xunideliwubuduanshuaguo。“zheishi……jietoumaiyi？”chongzhenzhoujinmeitou，

“neixiefeiguodemache、huojian……shihewu？jingyourenweiciyizhiqianjin？”yigeniantou，

rutongheianzhonghuaguodeshandian，jizhongleta。jiranwurentingtasushuoweiqu，

neimezheigenengliantongwanqian“lishu”de“fabao”，shifounengrangtadeshengyinbeitingjian？

【3】bizhijuejingfangdongshigebangdayaoyuandezhongnianfunv，sangmenbidangniangonglidechuanzhitaijianhaixiangliang。

“zhujian！kaimen！biejilaoniangzhuangsi！zhidaoniduozailimian！”pengpengdezamenshengjihuyaobamenzhensui。

chongzhenshenxiyikouqi，dakailemen。“wang……wangayi。”tanulirangzijideshengyintingqilaibuneimejiangying。

“qianni？！shuohaodejintianjiaofangzu，zheidouwanshangle！nabuchulaijiujiwogundan！”wangfangdongshuangshouchayao，

tuomoxingzijihupendaotalianshang。“nengfou……zaikuanxianliangri？zhen……wozhengzaixunyifenyingsheng，

henkuaibianyoujinxiang。”chongzhenjihushidishengxiaqi。“yingsheng？jiuni？jianbunengtiaoshoubunengti，

shuohuahaiwenzhouzhoudexianggeshazi！wogaosuni，jinwanjianbudaoqian，nijiubaozhenidepugaijuanshuidajiequ！

”shuidajie……chongzhenyanqianyihei。meishanneikewaibozishufangfoyouchuxianzaileyanqian。nandaotazhuyoujian，

zhudingyaolusuhuangye？quru、fennu、juewang，zaitaxiongzhongfanteng。“jini！zuihoutongdie！wanshangshierdianqian，

nabuchuyiqiankuai，jiugun！”wangfangdongehenhendidengletayiyan，niuzheyaozoule。yiqiankuai。duitaeryan，

buyayudangnianguokudesanbaiwanliangkuikong。takanleyiyanwangbafangxiang。neishitazuihoudexiwang。

【4】zhibokaipenhuidaochuzuwu，chongzhenzuozaiweiyidepoyizishang，

mianduizheyongzuihouyidianqianmailaidezhinengshouji。taxiazailezhiboruanjian，shoumangjiaoluandizhuce。mingzi？

tayaozheya，shurule“damingzuihoudetianzi”。jianjie？taxiexia：“zhenfeiwangguozhijun，

chenjiewangguozhichen。yuzhidamingheyiqingfu，qietingfenjie。”dakaishexiangtou，

pingmulichuxianleyizhangcangbai、qiaocui，danmeiyujianrengdaizheyisiweiyandelian。

beijingshibanbodeqiangbihejianloudemubanchuang。zaixianrenshu：0。jifenzhongguoqule，yijiumeiyourenjinlai。

xiwangrutongweiruodehuomiao，jijiangximie。

deshibai、jiedechangwei、duiweizhishidaidekongju……yijimeishanshangneikegumingxindejuewang……suoyoudeyiqie，

zaizheiyikechediyanmeileta。qutadetianziweiyi！qutadediwangxinshu！chongzhenmengdiyipaizhuozi，

duizhekongwuyirendezhibojian，yankuangtonghong，sishengpaoxiao：“zhenfeiwangguozhijun！！chenjiewangguozhichen！！！

”“nimenzhidaozhenyouduonanma？！a？！liaodongyouhuangtaiji，nianniankouguan！zhongyuanyoulizicheng、zhangxianzhong，

jiaozhibujin！chaotingni？！chaotingliquanshiduchong！mankourenyidaode，yiduzinandaonvchang！”“zhenshiqinian！

shiqinianjingjingyeye，buganyouyirixiedai！meitianpiyuezouzhangdaoshenye，longpaodoudashanglebuding！ketamenni？！

guokukongxu，zhenrangtamenjuanxiang，yigegegenzhenkuqiong！jieguolizichengjinlebeijing，kaolvechudeyinziduichengleshan！

”“zhenxiangqiandounanjing，baoliuyisiyuanqi，neiqunhunzhangdongxishuoshenme‘junwangsisheji’，

bizhezhenliuzaibeijingdengsi！dengzhenzhendesile，tamenzhuantoujiutoulechuangzei，toulejiannu！jiecaoni？！guqini？

！”“haiyouzhendeneixiezuzong！liandandeliandan，bailandebailan，dangmujiangdedangmujiang！

jizhenliuxiazheimeyigeqianchuangbaikongdelantanzi！zhennashenmequbu？！natouqubuma？！”“zhenhena！！！

”tazhuangruofengdian，tileijiaojia，bajiyalesanbainiandeweiqu、fennuhebugan，duizhebinglengdeshoujijingtou，

haowubaoliudiqingxieerchu。【5】yiwaizhuanjijiuzaitamadekouganshezao，jingpilijin，zhunbeiguanbizhiboshi，

tawuyizhongpieleyiyanpingmuyouxiajiao。zaixianrenshu：127。bingqie，

zheigeshuzihaizaiyijingrendesudutiaodongzengzhang！pingmushang，kaishipiaoguolingxingdedanmu：“**！

zheigemenerruxitaishenleba？”“yanjizhaliea！zheiqingxu，zheitaici，juele！”“jixujixu！

aiting！duoshuodianzuzongmendebagua！”jinjiezhe，pingmushangkaishichuxiangezhongxiaodonghuatexiao。

【“chiguaqunzhong”songchu“xianhua”×10】【“damingaihaozhe”songchu“zan”×66】shenzhi，

youyigejiao“lishidehuisheng”deguanzhong，songchuleyigejiazhibufeide“feiji”！

xuanlideliwutexiaozaixiaoxiaodeshoujipingmushangzhakai，bansuizheqingcuidedashangyinxiao。dingdong！dingdong！

chongzhenchedimengle。ta……tazaimaren，zaifaxie……zheixieren，feidanbushengqi，fanerzaijiaohao？

zaisong……qian？takandaolezhibojianyoushangjiao，neigedaibiaodashangshouyideshuzi，zhengzaibuduanleijia。

zhifujinwandefangzu，sihuchuochuoyouyu？yigunanyiyanyudenuanliu，

jiazazhejudadehuangmiuganheyisijuechufengshengdekuangxi，chongshangletadetouding。zheigeshijie，taifengkuangle！

danta，haoxiangyoujiule！【6】chuzhangaojiezhibojianderedu，yuyanyulie。jiuzaizheishi，

yigebuhexiedeshengyinchuxianle。yigeidjiaozuo“qingshizhuanjia”deren，

lianxufachulejitiaotiaoxindanmu：“huazhongquchong！hushuobadao！”“mingshizaoyougonglun，chongzhengangbiziyong，

caijiduoyi，wangguochunshuhuogai！”“shayuanchonghuanjiushizuidadehunzhao！”ruoshipingshi，kandaozheidengyanlun，

chongzhenzaojiuborandanu。dancike，takanzhezheixiedanmu，youkanlekanneibuduanshangzhangdedashangjine，

yiguqiyideganjueyouranersheng。tashenxiyikouqi，duizhejingtou，lianshangluchulechuanyueyilaidediyige，

daizhejifenjiqiaohezhangkonggandexiaorong。“gangbiziyong？caijiduoyi？”taqingqingzhongfuzhe，“zheiwei‘aiqing’，

nikezhi，yuanchonghuanshanshamaowenlong，dengtongyuziduanwodamingliaodongbeibang？nikezhi，

takuaxia‘wunianpingliao’dehaikou，queranghuangtaijidebingmazhijiechuxianzailebeijingchengxia？”“zhenjitaqian，

jitaliang，jitawuxiandexinren，tahuibaozhendeshishenme？shijiannudetieqizaijingjizhidishaoshaqianglve！

zhenzaineizuobinglengdehuanggongli，dounengtingdaobaixingdekuhao！huanzuoshini，nidangruhe？！”tayifanlianxiaodaida，

jiyoushishiyiju，youyouqingxuxuanran，zhijiebaneige“qingshizhuanjia”duideyakouwuyan。zhibojianchedifeitengle！

“niubi！！！zheifanboyouli！”“ganjuezaishangchao，zhuboqichangliangmiba！

”【“jiuaikanduiren”songchu“huojian”×1！】zaixianrenshu，tupole5000daguan！

【7】yangmeituqizhengdangchongzhenchenjinzaishengliheshouhuodashangdexiyuezhongshi，gengjiamengliedezamenshengxiangqi。

“zhujian！naqian！buranwoxianzaijiubanidedongxirengchuqu！”zhibojiandeguanzhongmenyetingdaolezheishengyin，

danmulikebianlefengxiang：“hahaha，fangdonglaishouzule！”“zhubo，kuai，badashangtixian，duitalianshang！

”chongzhenshenxiyikouqi。zheiyici，tadexintiaobuzaishiyinweikongjuhequru，ershidaizheyizhongqiyidexingfen。

takanleyiyanpingmushangyijingzugouzhifufangzudedashangshouyi，duizhejingtou，

luchuleyigefuza、daizhedianzichaoyouyoudianyangmeituqidexiaorong。“zhuweiaiqingshaohou，

”tamofangzheguzhuangjulideqiangdiao，“daizhen……xianqutuilemenwaizheizhi‘qinwangzhishi’。”tanaqishouji，

diaozhengjiaodu，quebaonengpaidaomenkou，ranhou，dabuzouxiangfangmen。wangfangdongzhengzhunbeichuaimen，

menque“kada”yishengdakaile。tayigelieju，chadianpujinlai。takandaode，

buzaishineigeweiweinuonuodeqiongzuke。yanqiandenianqingren，shenzitingba，yanshenruili，gengguiyideshi，

tashoulihaijuzhefaguangdeshouji。“ni……nigaoshenmegui？”wangfangdongbeitadeqishisheleyixia，“qianni？！

”chongzhenmeiyouzhijiehuida，tacaozuoshouji，jinxingletixian。duanxintishiyinxiangqi。tadangzhewangfangdongdemian，

liangchuduanxin，shangmianqingxidixianshizheyinxingkaruzhangdexinxi，jineyuanchaoyiqian。“fangzu，woxianzaijiuzhuanjini。

”tayibiancaozuo，yibianmantiaosilidishuo，“lingwai，xiagejidudefangzu，zhen……wo，yeyibingyufule。

”wangfangdongzhangdalezuiba，kanzhezhuanzhangxinxi，youkankanfangfohuanlegerensidezhujian，bantianshuobuchuhualai。

“ni……nizheishizaiganma？”“meishenme，”chongzhenshouhuishouji，dandandishuo，

“buguoshiyuzhende‘zimin’men，liaoliaotian，tutucaoeryi。”shuowan，tabuzailihuimudengkoudaidefangdong，

qingqingguanshanglefangmen。jiangmenwaineigexuanxiaodeshijie，zanshigejue。tabeikaozhemenban，

nengtingdaozijixinzangzaikuangtiao。tataiqishou，kanzheyinweijidongerweiweizhandoudeshouzhi。huoxialaile。erqie，

zhaodaoleyitiaorucihuangdan，queyouruciyouxiaodeshenglu。tazouhuishoujiqian，

kanzhepingmushanggundongdedanmuheliwutexiao。yizhongqiansuoweiyoudeganjue，zaitaxinzhongzisheng。huoxu，

zaizheigebuxuyaohuangdideshidai，zuoyige“damingzuihoudetianzi”zhubo，yongzheizhongfangshijiangshutadegushi，

yetinghao？zhishao，yourenting。zhishao，nenghuoxiaqu。zhuyoujian，huozheshuo，xinjinwangluozhubo“zhujian”，

duizhejingtou，luchuleyigezhenzhengyiyishangde、daizhedianpibei，youdaizhedianxiwangdexiaorong。“haole，

‘qinwangzhishi’yitui。zhuweiaiqing，womenjiezheliao？”“xiayigexiangtingzhentucaoshei？”zhibojiandeqifen，

shunjianbeituixianglexinde**。shuyuchongzhenhuangdide，yiduanliqimocedexiandaizhiboshengya，zhengshilakaileweimu。

diermu：zhibobaohuo，jianpanxiajuexing【1】yiyebaohongchongzhenhuangdizhuyoujian，

zhubo“damingzuihoudetianzi”，huole。neitianwanshangtabeifennuhoudepianduan，beiwangyoulupingjianji，

peishangle“diwangzhinu”、“shishangzuicandagongrenhuangdi”dengbiaoqian，bingdubankuosan。

#chongzhendizaixianbaozaotucao#denghuatiyiduchongshangresou。dangtadiertianwanshangzaicidakaizhiboshi，

zaixianrenshu：15,000！bingqiehaizaifeisupansheng！mimimamadedanmujihufugaipingmu，

liwutexiaociqibifu，dashangtishiyinhuichengle“shengshilezhang”。“bixia！wuhuangwansuiwansuiwanwansui！

（goutou）”“lailelaile，dunshoubaozaozhubozaixianshouke！”chongzhen，bu，zhujian，

zuozaizhiyazuoxiangdepoyizishang，beikaobanboqiangbi，quefangfozhongxinzuohuilelongyi。zhishizheiyici，

taixiashiwanqian“dianzizimin”。tashenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxinzhongjidang。tade“xinchao”，

zaizheixuniwangluoshijie，kaizhangle。【2】delizhushoushixishenglinxiaoyu，

jiushizaizheigeshihouchuangjintadeshijiede。tashiyigelishixidedasixuesheng，

baozhezhaolunwensucaidexintaidianjinzhibojian，quebeizhuboneiguoyu“yinghe”he“chenjinshi”dejiangshujingdaile。

gengrangtajingyadeshi，zhubozhudedifangjiatusibi，yuzhibojianhuobaoderenqixingchengcanlieduibi。

yizhonghunhezhezhuanyehaoqihe“bunengrangbaozangzhubobeimaimei”dechongdong，cushitatongguopingtaisixinlianxilezhujian。

“zhubonihao，woshilishixixueshenglinxiaoyu，nidezhiboneirongfeichangtebie！

dannidezhibohuamian、dengguang、yinxiaohaiyouneirongjiegoudoutaiyuanshile！wokeyibangnizuoyunyingzhulima？

mianfeishiyong！”zhujiankanzhesixin，youyule。tabennengdidui“wairen”baoyoujingti。

danlinxiaoyusuihoufalaideyifenxiangxide《zhibojianyouhuajianyi.pdf》，

yong“liuliang”、“liucun”、“ipdazao”dengcihui，shuofuleta。jianmianyuezaileyijiabianyidekafeiguan。

linxiaoyushigechongmanhuolidenianqingnvhai，yanjingliangjingjingde。“zhu……zhuxiansheng？”“jiaozhenzhujianjike。

”tabaibaishou。“haodezhujian！nideneirongjueduishiwangzha！danwomenxuyaobatabaozhuangdegenghao！

”linxiaoyudakaibijiben，kaishichanshujihua，“yaoyoulanmuhua！xiliehua！xingchengpinpai！”yushi，

在林小雨的策划下，

zhibojianyinglailezhuanyehuashengji：lanmuyi：《wodeqipazuzongmen》——zhudaqingsonggaoxiao，

shenbazhujiageweihuangdide“heilishi”。lanmuer：《chaotanggangjingtujian》——jujiaodamingguanchangbaitai，

xilidianpingguanyuan。lanmusan：《diwangguanlixue》——yinghezhishiqu，

yongxiandaiguanlixueshuyujiegouwangchaoxingshuai。zhujiansuirandui“qipa”、“gangjing”poyouweici，danbudebuchengren，

linxiaoyudefangantingqilai“zhuanye”deduo。gengzhongyaodeshi，zheigenvhaidechuxian，xiangshiyidaoyangguang，

zhaojinletagudueryinyudexiandaishenghuo。

【3】lanmuhuayunying《wodeqipazuzongmen》diyiqi：liandankuangmojiajingdizhibokaiqi，

linxiaoyudiaozhengledengguang，beijinggualezhangdamingjiangyutu。“zhuweiaiqing，

jinriliaoliaozhenneiweichenmihuaxueshiyandejiajinglaozuzong。”zhujiannulishiyingxinchenghu。danmuhuoyue。

“huaxueshiyankehaixing？”zhujianqingleqingsangzi：“shuoqizhenzheiweizuzong，neikezhenshidaoxinjianding。

ershiduonianbushangchao，duozaixiyuangao‘liandanhechengshiyan’。

”tamofangzheliandandeyangzi：“shenmezhusha、shuiyin……zuilipudeshi，xiangxinyongchunvjingxuehunhelushuiliandan，

weicihuohaileduoshaogongnv……”tadunledun，luchuzhenshiyane：“jieguoni？zhangshengmeiqiudao，

chadianbeiyiqunrenwukerendegongnvlesi！shicheng‘renyingongbian’！

nishuozheisuanbusuan……‘qiyewenhua’chulewenti，daozhi‘jicengyuangong’baoli**？

”“hahahashentamaqiyewenhua！”“jiajing：zhubonilimaoma？

”【4】nuchi“zhongchen”《chaotanggangjingtujian》diyiqi：neixienian，zhenyudaode“zhongchen”zheiyiqi，

zhujianqingxumingxianjidong。“jintian，zhenyaopipanneixie‘qingliu’，‘zhichen’！

”tayipaizhuozi（linxiaoyuganjinshiyilengjing），“tamendongbudongjiu‘sijian’，shuo‘bixiaruobunazhongyan，

chenjiuzhuangsizaizheizhuzishang！’”tafanlegebaiyan：“kezhenrangtamennachujutifanglve，biru，

liaodongzhanshiruhejiejue？xibeizaihuangruhezhenji？tamenjiukaishidiaoshudai，shuoyiduikongfandadaoli！

”“zuikeqideshi！”zhujianyueshuoyueqi，“zhenqingtamenjuandianyinzichongzuojunxiang。haojiahuo，shunjianbianchengyingdi！

kusuqingpin，bianmaijiachan，songpoyifubiaoshijiawuyucai！”talengxiao：“jieguoni？lizichengjinbeijing，

congneigeshoufuchenyanjialichaochuxianyinsanwanliang！qitaguanyuanjialichaochudeyinzijiaqilaichaoguoqiqianwanliang！

qiqianwanlianga！gouzhenfaduoshaonianjunxiang？！zheibangzhuchong！shuoshu！”zhibojiandanmufengle。“**！

qiqianwanliang！”“zhenshiban‘wozhendeyouyitouniu’！”“zhuboxueyashanglaile！

”【“jiuaikanduitanguan”songchu“huojian”×2！

【5】guanlixueshijiao《diwangguanlixue》diyiqi：lundamingjituandekpikaoheyugongyinglianweijizheiyiqi，

linxiaoyuzuolepptfuzhu。zhujianchuanzhe“longpao”txu（linxiaoyudingzhidezhoubian），shitubaichuyansubiaoqing。