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xiaoshuo《danmushuowoshitishen，wolianyefenshou》，benshuzhongdedaibiaorenwushishenyizhoulinwanshenyichuan。gushineirongqimeierquzhe，shizuozhedashenmalamalasuibisuoxie，wenzhanggenggai：xinjiadeanquangan，zaizheiyikedangranwucun。tajiuxiangyizhangwuxingdedawang，wulunwotaodaonali，tadounengqingeryijudizhaodaowo。zheizhongganjue，bushiai，shijianshi。……

精彩章节

henanyoujiaowangyizhounianjinianri，wonaoziliturankaishizidongbofang“danmu”。

danmushuowoshigemashangjiuyaobeizhengzhuchuaidiaodepaohuitishen。xiayimiao，tachuanshuozhongdebaiyueguangtuimenerru，

niaoniaotingtingdizoudaotamianqian，jiaota「achuan」。woxinrusihui，zhunbeitimianlichang。

kewoneigewenroutitiede“yaba”nanyou，quedangzhesuoyourendemian，lazhuwodeshou，potianhuangdikailekou，

shengyinshayajianse，zhiyoulianggezi：「biezou。」wogengxiangzoule。yigepianlewozhengzhengyiniandepianzi，

haiyoushenmekeliuliande？wolianyebanjia，laheitasuoyoulianxifangshi，yiweizijizhongyutaolilezheibengaisideshu。

zhidaowodakaitawoshidemen，kanjianleneizhengmianqiangshang，mimimamade……wodezhaopian。1.wojiaoxunian，

yigepingpingwuqideyifangdagongren。jinwanshiwohenanyoushenyizhoujiaowangyizhouniandejinianri。weilezheiyitian，

woteyiyaoyadinglezheijiajushuoshibenshizuinanyuedejiuba，「chujian」。shuoshihua，youdianrouteng。

wohuangzhebeilineikuaishuodadebingqiu，bingkuaizhuangjibolibeibi，dingdangcuixiang。hunandedengguangxia，

duimianzuozhedeshenyizhou，zhengyongtaneishuangganjingdebuxianghuadeyanjing，zhuanzhudikanzhewo。tazhangdeshizhenhaokan，

qingshou，pifubai，biliangshangjiazheyifujinsiyanjing，youzhongbushirenjianyanhuodeyisuigan。weiyidequedian，

tashigeyaba。womenshizaiyigexiayutianrenshide。tameidaisan，zhanzaigongsilouxiawuyanduoyu，

baichenshanbeilindebanshi，zhenggerenxiangzhibeiyiqidepiaoliangxiaomao。woguishishenchadibashoulidesandijiletayiban。

houlai，jiushunlichengzhangdizaiyiqile。tasuiranbuhuishuohua，danduiwohaodemeihuashuo。

tahuibenzhuodixuezuowoaichidetangcupaigu，jidewosuoyoushengliqi，shenzhihuiyongtaneishuanggujiefenmingdeshou，

tiwoxizanleyizhoudewazi。guimishuowojiandaobaole，woyezheimejuede。

wozhengmeizizidizhunbeishuochuneiju“zhouniankuaile”，naozili“weng”deyisheng，

yanqianhuranxiangdiannaopingmukadunyiyang，fuxianchujixingbantoumingde、daizhedanmutexiaodewenzi。【qianfanggaoneng！

zhongshengnvzhujiaolinwanjijiangdidazhanchang，「chujian」jiuba，nannvzhusumingzhongfengzhidi！】【xintengxunianyimiaozhong。

gongjurendangleyizhengnian，haigezheiermeini。zhengzhuyihuilai，tajiudebeisaodichumenle。

】【loushangdebiezheimeshuo，haodaishigefubaimaomeidetishen，nanzhuqianqide“yaba”renshe，

bujiushiweiletazheizhongdanchunhaopiandeleixingliangshendingzuodema？】woshouyidou，beilidejiuchadiansachulai。

wozheishi……jiabanjiachuhuanjuele？wosisidingzheneijixingzi，tamenjiuxianghanzaiwoshiwangmoshangyiyang，

suizhewodeshixianyidong。woshenzhineng“ting”daojijizhazhadetaolunshengzainaohailihuixiang。

wodangshinaozilijiuyigeniantou：wanle，wobeicpule，haishikuaciyuancpu。

zhengdangwozhunbeiqiazijiyiba，kankanshibushizaizuomengshi，jiubachenzhongdemumenbei“zhiya”yishengtuikai。

yigechuanzhehongselianyiqun、zhangjuanfa、qichangliangmibadenvrenzoulejinlai。tamuguangjingzhundisaoguoquanchang，zuihou，

laolaosuodingzaile……wonanpengyoudeshenshang。neigeshunjian，wonaozhongdedanmuzhale。【lailelaile！talaile！

zhengzhulinwan！genshulimiaoxiedeyimoyiyang！】【**，zheiyanzhi，zheiqichang，queshishinvzhujiaodefaner。

xunianzaitamianqian，jianzhijiushigeqingtangguashuidexiaobaitu。】【zuodengmingchangmian！

nanzhushenyichuanyubaiyueguangpojingzhongyuan，diyibu：rengdiaoaiyandetishen！】shenyichuan……wojiangyingdizhuanguotou，

kanzheduimianyijiuchenmowenroudeshenyizhou。suoyi，taderensheshijiade，taduiwodehao……yeshijiade？

neigenvrencaizhegaogenxie，yibubuchaowomenzoulai，meiyibudouxiangcaizaiwodexinshang。

2.linwantingzaiwomenzhuoqian，jugaolinxiadikanzhewo，yanshenlishihaobuyanshideshenshiheqingmie，

fangfozaikanyijianbugaichuxianzaizheilidewupin。ranhou，tabamuguangzhuanxiangshenyizhou，shengyinyoutianyouruan，

daizheyisijiubiezhongfengdeweiqu。「achuan，wohuilaile。」woqingchudikandao，shenyizhouwozhebeizideshou，

zhijieyinweiyonglierweiweifanbai。zhouweiyijingyoujizhuorenzhuyidaolezheibiandedongjing，

qieqiesiyushengxiangcangyingyiyangwengwengzuoxiang。「neibushishenshijituandeshenyichuanma？tazenmehuizaizhei？」「xu！

tingshuotaxinggehenleng，pangbianneigenvdeshishei？tanvpengyou？」「buhaoshuo，gangjinlaideneigeyetingyoulaitou，

haoxiangshilinjiadeda**……zheixiayouhaoxikanle。」lurendeyilun，xiangyibabachuizi，

qiaosuilewozuihouyisijiaoxing。yuanlaiwoneigeliandachedoushebude，chumenzhizuoditiede“pinqiong”nanyou，

shineigelengkuwuqing、shafaguoduandecaifajichengren。woganjuehoulonglixiangduletuanmianhua，youganyouse。

anzhaodanmudejuben，jiexialai，shenyichuanyinggaihuizhanqilai，jidongdiyongbaotadebaiyueguang，

ranhouyongyizhangzhipiaohuozheyiju“womenbuheshi”，bawozheigetishendafadiao。

woshenzhiyijingzuohaoletimianlichangdezhunbei。raner，shenyizhoujiexialaidedongzuo，rangsuoyourendoulengzhule，

baokuowo，hezhachengyipian【？？？】dedanmu。tameiyoukanlinwan。tazhishimomodifangxiabeizi，

ranhoushenchushou，bawomianqianneibeijiuwanglituiletui，youchouchuyizhangzhijin，

zixicadiaowogangcaishoudoushizaibeibishangliuxiadeshuizi。zuowanzheiyiqie，talazhuwodeshou，

jiangwozhenggerenwangtashenbiandailedai，yongyizhongbaohuxingdezitai，yulinwangekaileyiduanjuli。tadeyanshen，

congshizhizhong，douluozaiwoshenshang。linwanlianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule。「achuan，ni……」

shenyizhouzhongyutaiqiyanpikanletayiyan，neiyanshenlengdexiangbing，meiyoubanfenzhongfengdexiyue，

zhiyoubeidaraodefanzao。taweiweizhoumei，ranhoulazhewodeshouwan，jiuyaodaiwolikai。danmufengle。【**？

jubenbuduia！nanzhuzenmebuantaoluchupai？】【bugle？nanzhubeiduoshele？

mianduibaiyueguangjuranzheimelengdan？haihuzheneigetishen？】【youmeiyouyizhongkeneng……nanzhuduitishendongzhenqingle？

**，neiketai**le！】wobeitalazhe，liangliangqiangqiangdiwangwaizou。danaoyipiankongbai，shenmetishen，

shenmedongzhenqing，womeixiangneimeduo，zhizhidaoyijianshi——tapianlewo。huijiadelushang，womenyiluwuyan。

chechuangwaidenihongfeisudaotui，xiangyichangguangguailulidemeng。**zaichuangbian，

ganjuezijihezheigeshijieyiyangbuzhenshi。kuaidaowojialouxiashi，tazhongyudapolechenmo。

neishiyigewocongweitingguode，shaya、ganse，fangfohenjiumeiyoushuoguohuadeshengyin。tashuo：「biexin。」

wohunshenyizhen，mengdihuitoukanta。tatingdunleyixia，jiansedi，youtuchulianggezi：「biezou。」zheijukaikou，

xiangyipenbingshui，congwodetoudingjiaodaojiaodi，

chedijiaomielewoxinlineidiankexiaode、guanyu“tashibushiyeduiwoyouganqing”dehuanxiang。nengshuohua。

yuanlaitayizhidounengshuohua。neiguoquyinianli，tayongshouyubihuade“woaini”，

yongyanshenchuandide“woxiangni”，suanshenme？yichangjingcaidemojubiaoyanma？woxiaole。

yanleiquebuzhengqidiyongleshanglai。woshuaikaitadeshou，yonglezheibeizizuidadeliqi。「shenyichuan，womenfenshou。」

3.tichufenshouhoudediertian，woguangsubanlejia。zhaozhongjie，kanfang，qianyue，fuqian，yiqihecheng，

xiaolvgaodaolianzhongjiedoukuawo“jiemenerzhensa”。wosagepi，wojiushigechetoucheweidesongbao。

wobuganmianduita，buganmianduineizhanghewochaoxixiangchuleyiniandelian。yikandaota，wojiuhuixiangqineixiedanmu，

xiangqi“tishen”lianggezi，xiangqitayongshayadeshengyinduiwoshuo“biezou”shi，

woxinlineizhongbeiyunonghejiantadeexingan。guimibangwobanjiadeshihou，mamalielie，

shuoshenyizhoujiushigejingtiandazhanan，wanjiaosebanyanwandaonvpengyoushenshanglaile。

wozuozaiduimanzhixiangdexinjiadibanshang，lengjingdifenxi。「bunengzheimeshuo，congfengxianguanlidejiaodukan，

wozheishijishizhisun。」woguzuoqingsongdisongsongjian，「nixianga，genyigezhongshengwennanzhuqiangnanren，

duishouhaishitadebaiyueguang，wozheipaohuinvpeiyoujitiaominggouside？xianzaipaolu，dingduosuanshilian。」

「zaijiuchanxiaqu，neikenengjiushishiye、shishen、zuihouzaishizongle。」guimitingdeyilengyilengde：「niannian，

nishibushishou**taidale？」womeizaijieshi。yigenengkanjian“qingjiedanmu”deren，

gensheijieshidouxianggefengzi。banjinxinjia，huanlexindeshoujihao，

woyiweiwozhongyukeyicongneibengaisideshulitaochulaile。woshenzhijizijidianleyifenzuiguidehaohuawaimai，

qingzhuxinsheng。ranhou，menlingxiangle。woyiweishiwaimaixiaoge，xiangdoumeixiangjiukailemen。menkoukongwuyiren，

zhiyouyigejingzhidedangaohezi，jingjingdifangzaidishang。shangmiantiezheyizhangbianqiantiao，shiwozaishuxibuguode，

qingjuanshouzhangdeziji。「haiyanaoliao，wozuode。bidianlidehaochi。」“peng”deyisheng，wohenhenguanshangmen，

houbeijinjindizhemenban，xinzangkuangtiao。haiyanaoliao，shiwozuixihuandedangaokouwei。

tashizenmezhidaowoxindizhide？wobanjiadeshiqing，zhigaosuleguimiyigeren。

yiguhanyicongjiaodibanzhichongtianlinggai。woxianggejinggongzhiniao，likelashangsuoyouchuanglian，jianchamensuo。

xinjiadeanquangan，zaizheiyikedangranwucun。tajiuxiangyizhangwuxingdedawang，wulunwotaodaonali，

tadounengqingeryijudizhaodaowo。zheizhongganjue，bushiai，shijianshi。bushilangman，shijingsong。4.neigedangao，

womeiganchi，zhijielianhezirengjinlelouxiadelajitong。jiexialaidejitian，wohuodexianggetegong。

shangbanzouyuangongtongdao，xiabanraoyuanluhuijia，waimaidouzhigandianneizhongyoushitidiande，

beizhurangxiaogefangzaixiaoqumenkoudebianlidian。raner，shenyizhoude“shentou”wukongburu。zhouyi，

wodegongweishangchuxianleyishubaimeigui，kapianshangxiezhe：「zhouyiyaojiayou。」zhousan，woshoudaoyigenimingkuaidi，

chaikaishiwoshangzhouguangjieshiduokanleliangyandelianyiqun。zhouwu，wojiabandaoshenye，xialoushibaoandashujiaozhuwo，

dijiwoyigebaowentong，「xu**，ninanpengyousonglaide，shuoshiniweibuhao，rangwokanzhenihewan。」

wodakaibaowentong，shiwoshuxide，taqinshouaodexiaomizhoudexiangqi。woganjuezijikuaifengle。

tamingmingmeiyouzaichuxianzaiwomianqian，queyouxianggeyoulingyiyang，wuchubuzai。

neizhongbeiyishuangyanjingzaianchusisidingzhedeganjue，rangwomaogusongran。wolaheiletadesuoyoulianxifangshi，

dantazongnengtongguogezhongmoshenghaomajiwofaxinxi。neirongyongyuanyanjianyigai。「chifan。」「duochuandian，jiangwenle。

」「xiangni。」woyitiaodoumeihui。woxianggongsiqinglenianjia，juedinghuilaojiaduoyizhenzi。linzouqian，

woguqiyongqi，juedingqutazhudedifang，bawoshengxiadedongxiyicixingnahuilai，zuogechedideleduan。

woteyitiaolegegongzuoridexiawu，xiangzhetayinggaizaigongsi。yongjiuyaochidakaimen，

fangzilihaihewolikaishiyiyang，zhengjiedeguofen。yangguangchuanguoluodichuang，zaidibanshangtouxiamingliangdeguangban。

yiqiekanqilaidouneimezhengchang。zhidaowotuikaitawoshidemen。neiyishunjian，wohunshendexueyedouninggule。

zhengduizhewodeneimianqiangshang，mimimamaditiemanlewodezhaopian。youwodiyicijiantashi，

dunzaiwuyanxiaweiliulangmaodecelian；youwozaigongsilouxiadengnaichashi，

bunaifandishuazheshoujideyangzi；youwomenyiqiguangchaoshishi，

wodianzhejiaojianqugouhuojiadingduandedongxi；shenzhihaiyouyizhang，woshuizheshiliukoushuidechunyang……gezhongjiaodu，

gezhongchanghe，congchuyudaoxianzai，shijianxianqingxidelingrenfazhi。zheixiezhaopian，

woshenzhidoubuzhidaoshishenmeshihoubeipaixiade。tajiuxiangyigeqianfuzaiwoshenghuolidetoukuizhe，

yongjingtoujiluxialewosuoyoudexinuaile。neibushiai，neishiqiulong。wozhandouzheshou，lakaiyiju，

xiangnazouwoliuxiadejijianyifu。jumendakai，yigushuxidexiangshuiweipumianerlai。woliuzaiyijulidejiuqunzi，

hewoxinmaidejijianyifuguazaiyiqi，zhengzhengqiqi，yuntangtuotie。tashenzhizaiwozuixihuandeneijianlianyiqunshang，

yepenshanglewochangyongdexiangshui。wozaiyerenbuzhu，chongjinweishengjianganouqilai。【tianna！

zheizhanyouyuyetaikepaleba？】【zheibushiai，zheishibiantaia！xuniankuaipao！ganjinpao！

】【wozenmejuede……youdiandaigan？nianxiapianzhixiaolanggoushenmede……woshibushimeijiule？

】naozilidedanmuchaochengyituan。wofuzhexishoutai，kanzhejingzililiansecanbaideziji，

xinlizhiyouyigeniantou：tao。taodeyueyuanyuehao。5.woxianggezeiyiyang，juanzoulezijisuoyoudedongxi，

lianyetaohuilelaojia。zaifumushenbiandaizhe，neizhongbeijianshidezhixigancaizhongyuxiaosanleyixie。

womakanwoshouleyiquan，tiantianhuanzhehuayangjiwozuohaochide。woyiwei，julinengrangtalengjingxialai。wocuole。

yizhouhou，linwanhaowuzhengzhaodichuxianzaiwomenzheigeshibaxianxiaoxiancheng。tabuzhidaocongnaergaodaolewojiadedizhi，

zhijieduzailewobamakaidexiaomaibumenkou。neitianxiawu，wozhengbangwomazhenglihuojia。

tachuanzheyishengaodingxiangfengtaozhuang，caizhexigaogen，hewomenjiamenkouguazhede“yanjiufushi”sigedahongzi，

xiandegegeburu。zhouweidelinjudoushenzhanglebozikanrenao。「yo，laoxujiazheiguinvkeyia，

congnaerrenshidezheimegebaifumei？」「kanneiqizhi，kendingbushiyibanren，shilaizhaoniannianmafandeba？」

linwanmeilihuizhouweidemuguang，jingzhizoudaowomianqian，yangleyangxiaba。「xunian，womentantan。」

womahuduzidibawoladaoshenhou，「guniang，nizhaowonveryoushima？」linwansaolewomayiyan，

yanshenlidaizhechengshijingyingduixiaozhenjumindefushi，「ayi，zheishiwohexunianzhijiandeshi，heshenyichuanyouguan。」

taguyitigaoleyinliang。【lailelaile！nvpeilaojiadalianqingjie！】【zhongshengnvzhujiushiniu，zhijiejiangweidaji，

shadaolaojiarangnishehuixingsiwang！】【youyishuoyi，linwanzheizhaoshiyoudianbudidao，

danduifuxunianzheizhongsuotouwugui，haoxiangyezhinengzheiyangle。】woshenxiyikouqi，bokaiwomadeshou。wozhidao，

woduobudiaole。womenqulefujinweiyiyijiakafeiguan。linwanjiaozhebeizilidekafei，zitaiyouya，

yuqiqueduoduobiren。「kaigejiaba，yaoduoshaoqiannicaikenlikaiachuan？」wokanzheta，turanjuedeyoudianhaoxiao。

「lin**，nishibushigaocuoleshenme？shiwoshuaideta，bushitashuaidewo。xianzaisichanlandade，yebushiwo。

」linwanxiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadexiaohua。「xunian，biechuaizhemingbaizhuanghutule。

niyigeputongjiatingchushendenvhai，nengdashangachuan，shinibabeizixiulaidefuqi。niyiweitazhendeaini？

bieshale，nibuguoshiwobuzaishideyigexiaoqianbale。」tacongbaolinachuyizhangzhaopian，tuidaowomianqian。

zhaopianshang，shidaxueshiqideshenyizhouheta，beijingshishengkaideyinghuashu，tasuiranhaishineifuqinglengdeyangzi，

danyanshenquebixianzairouhexuduo。「kandaolema？womencaishiqingmeizhuma，tianshengyidui。nizhishigeyiwai。」

wodingzheneizhangzhaopian，xinzangxiangshibeizhenzhaleyixia，mimimamaditeng。shia，tamencaishiguanpei。

wosuanshenmeni？yigelianzijinanyoudezhenshishenfendoubuzhidaodeshazi。kanzhewochenmo，

linwanyiweizijizhanleshangfeng，yuqigengjiaqingmie。「woquannishixiangdian。achuanxianzaiduiniyoudianxinxiangan，

budaibiaoninengdengtangrushi。shenjianeiyangdemendi，bushinizheizhongmaquenengfeijinqude。」tadunledun，

congbaolinachuyizhangzhipiao，yonglianggenshouzhijiazhe，tuijiwo。「zheilishiwushiwan。nazheqian，likaizheigeguojia，

yongyuanbiezaichuxianzaiwomenmianqian。」wokanzheneizhangzhipiao，youkanlekantagaoaodelian。turanjuede，zheichangmian，

huajidebuxing。woduanqishoubiandekafei，duizhetaneizhangzhuangrongjingzhidelian，poleguoqu。6.kafeibutang，

danzugoulangbei。hesedeyetishunzhelinwandetoufadididadadiwangxiatang，

mingguidexiangfengwaitaoshangyunkaiyidapianwuzi。tajianjiaoyisheng，zhenggerendoumengle。

kafeiguanlisuoyourendoukanleguolai。【**！pole！xunianzhongyuyingqileyihui！】【shuang！

zaojiukanzheigezhongshengnvbushunyanle！ziyiweishideyangzizhenexin！】【wanlewanle，zheixiachedisipolianle。

linwankendingbuhuifangguotade。】wochoulezhangzhijin，mantiaosilidicalecashou。「lin**，diyi，

wozaishuoyibian，shiwoshuaideta。dier，nihetaneidianchenzhimalanguzideshi，womeixingquzhidao。disan……」

wozhanqishen，jugaolinxiadikanzheta，yiziyijudishuo：「nazhenideqian，gunchuwodeshijie。

biezailaisaoraowohewodejiaren，fouze，xiayicipodejiubushikafeile。」shuowan，wozhuanshenjiuzou，

batadejianjiaohezhouweirendeyilun，doushuaizaileshenhou。neiyike，woganjueqiansuoweiyoudeshuchang。

qutamadepaohuinvpei，qutamadeqingjiesheding。laoniangbuwanle。raner，wozheifenyingqimeinengweichiduojiu。

linwandebaofulaideyoukuaiyouhen。xianshiwobamadexiaomaibu，beirenjubaomaiguoqishipin，