《daomenshenyi》shibuzhoushanzhuangduandezuopin，beibushaowangyouzhuipeng，zaidoushishenghuofenggexiaoshuozhongsuandeshangyouxiude。buzhoushanzhuangduannenggouzhurengong[jiaose]miaohuiderucixuxurusheng，youcikejiangongdibuyiban，《daomenshenyi》zhuyaomiaoshule：“xiujia？”zhengyanmeitouzhoulezhou，youwendao：“shuoshuoba，gangcaidaodifashengleshenmeshi？”jieguobudengshouyinyuanshuohua，dongbinyijingdingzheyinaomenzihanxiaopaoleshanglai……
songdabaofanlegebaiyan，suijidao：“sunshenyi，nipashibuzhidaozhengfuyuansongnideneizhangkadejiazhiba？”
“e？bushichaoshigouwukama？”sunyangdao。
songdabaochadiantuxue，chaoshigouwuka？
“keke…sunshenyia，neikeshiwuhukaa，chiyouwuhukaquzhengshiqixiarenheyijiadian，xiaofeiquanmian，yaozhidao，zhengjiachanyebianbuzhenggejiangcheng，shejigexinggeye，yejiushishuo，youlezheizhangka，zhiyaozhengshibudaobi，chichuanzhuxinggenbenjiubuxuyaohuaqianle。”
“zheimelihai？xiaofeiquanmian！”sunyangzheshijingdaole，tahaiyiweineizhangyiqianwandekazuizhiqianni，meixiangdaozheizhangyinyouwuhuziyangdekacaishizuizhiqiande。
“meicuo。”songdabaoxianmudao：“zhengjiayigongyejiufaxinglejiuzhangwuhuka，juwosuozhi，suanshangnishoushangzheizhangzhengjiayigongsongchuqusanzhang，lingwailiangzhangkadeyongyouzhedoushizhanzaijiangchengjinzitadingduanderenwu。”
sunyangzhendebeizhenjingdaole，meixiangdaozhengjiarenzheimekanhaoziji…
songdabaokekeqiqidebasunyangsongdaohuiminxiaoqu，zheicaifanhui。
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鸿天大酒店总统套。
guowentangzaikuandadechuangshangchouzheyan，hunshenliqidedaolehuifa，shenpanglianggesanliumingxingzaoyishuiqu。
xiangqishangwushoudaodequru，guowendeyanzhongshanguoyisihanguang，henhenjiangyanqiamie，naqishoujiboleyigehaomachuqu。
“shenmeshi，shuo！”duimianyanjianyigai。
“wuge，mubiaoshigexiangbalao，bangwozuodiaota，jiebujie？”
“杀人不做。”
guowenyaoleyaoyadao：“daduantasizhi，jiaojiwo。”
“可以，名字。”
“sunyang，25suizuoyou，yinggaishijiangchengren，duojiuyoujieguo？”
“santianzuoyou，zheimedagejiangcheng，zhaogerenmeineimekuai。”
“hao，yongjinmashangdaozhang，dengnixiaoxi。”
gualedianhuazhihou，guowenluchuyimoningxiao。
‘yigexiangbalao，jurangangenlaoziqiangnvren，zhenshibuzhisihuo！’
xinqingchangkuaideguowenyigefanshen，chaozheneilianggesanliumingxingpuleshangqu。
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xiulianleyixiawu，sunyangganjueshenqingqishuang，neihaiqijingyouduoleyixie，yihoushizhenyehuiqingsonghenduo。
dianhuaxiangqi，naqiyikan，shigemoshenghaoma，yihuoleyixiahou，sunyangjieqi。
“喂，是孙杨吗？”
duimiandeshengyinhenhaoting，wenrouyueer，erqiehaihenshuxi，heranshizhengjiaxiaojiezhengyan。
“xiaoyan，nizenmeyouwodianhuahaoma？”
“hu…zongsuanzhaodaonile，wenwoyeye，bamaquandoubuzhidaonidelianxifangshi，houlaizhaodaosongyisheng，caiyaodaonidedianhuahaoma，zangdegoushena，duile，shangwubuhaoyisia，kenengshiyinweijingshenzhangqijinbeng，turandedaofangsong，yixiazishuizhele，doumeilaidejisongni。”
“meishi，nixianzaizuizhuyaodejiushixiuxi，fangsong，nengshuishihaoshi，nizhaowoyoushima？”
“meishijiubunengzhaonima？”
“额…”孙杨一呆。
“haole，budounile，nihaodaiyeshiwodejiumingenren，lianfandoumeiqingchiyikouzenmehaoyisi，suoyini，benxiaojiejuedingmingtianzhongwuqingnichifan，zenmeyang？”
“meinvxiangyao，qiuzhibude，buguonixianzaijingmaicuiruo，zuihaochideqingdandian。”
“wozhidao，neijiumingtianzhongwushierdian，zhulinxiaozhujianba，neijiadianshiwomenzhengjiadechanye，yeshiwozuixihuandeyijiadian，mingtiandainiqukankan。”
“好，明天见。”
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shijianyihuang，yishidiertian，bingchengzheburangmeinvjiudengdeyuanze，sunyangzaishiyidianbanjiuyijinglaidaolezhulinxiaozhu。
“孙杨？”
“ng？”sunyangzhuantoukanqu，yinanyinvmaibuzoulai，nanzixizhuanggelv，daizhemingbiao，yaojianhaikuazheyichuanbaoshijiedecheyaochi，manliandejuao。
nvzibushibieren，zhengshisunyangdeqiannvyoujiangyuan，jintiandejiangyuanhenbuyiyang，chuanzheyitaojiazhibufeidelianyiqun，jiaotagaogen，geboshangkuazhepulada，yiranyifufujianvdedaban。
“haizhenshini，nilaizheiliganshenme？”jiangyuanshangxiadalianglesunyangyiyan，manliandebiyizhise。
yiqianjuedesunyanghaixiangneimehuishi，danhetashenbiandedongshaowanquanmeiyoukebixing，dongshaonianshaoduojin，chushoukuochuo，shitamengxiangzhongdebaimawangzi。
“wolaiganshenmegenniyouguanxima？”sunyangyaoleyaotou，landeduokantayiyan。
“yuanyuan，tajiushiniqiannanyou？neigelianshiwankuaidounabuchulaidetubie？”jiangyuanshenbiandenanziqingmiedekanzhesunyang。
sunyangmeitouyizhou，gangzhunbeikaikou，jiutingjianyidaodiadiadeshengyinchuanlai，tingdetahunshendiaojipigada。
“qinaide。”jiangyuanlouzhedongbindegebo，yongjingcenglecengdao：“woyemeixiangdaotajuranhuizhuiwozhuidaozheililai，danshiqinaidenifangxin，jiusuantaguizaidishanglaiqiuwo，wodoubuhuijitajihui，heniyibi，talianlaihamadousuanbushang。”
“saotizi，benshaojiuxihuannizheiguzisaojinger。”dongbinshenshouzaijiangyuandetunshanghenhennieleliangxia，niedejiangyuanmanlianchaohong，jieguojiutingdaosunyangfachuyishengchixiao。
jiangyuannudao：“nixiaoshenme？zhiqianwoxialeyancaihenijiaowang，wogaosuni，woshenbianzheiweidongshaojinnian32sui，shenjiajiqianwan，mingxiahaojijiashuichanpingongsi，genbenbushinizheizhongxiangbalaokeyibinide，niyaoshihaiyoudianzizhizhimingdehua，jiuganjingun，yihouyebuyaozailaijiuchanwo，wobuxiangzaijiandaoni。”
“woshuonizheinvrenyoubingba？nishibushitaiziwoganjuelianghaoleyidian？shuodehaoxiangwosipilailianjiuchanniside，nilianni？jiunizheiyangdehuose，jiusuansongjiwowodoubuyao。”sunyangmeixiangdaojiangyuanjuranrucibuyaolian，dangxiayemeishenmehaohua。
“ni…”jiangyuanqidemanliantonghong，pangbiandongbinpailepaitadejianbang，shangqianyibu，yanshenxionghendekanzhesunyang。
“xiaozi，nigangcaishuoshenmewomeitingqing？youzhongnizaishuoyici！”
sunyangyouqihuibeitahedao，dangjixiaodao：“haoa，neiwojiuzaishuoyici，jiutazheiyangdehuose，songjiwo，woyebuyao，tongyangwoyequanquanni，haishichenzaolitayuandianhao，bienatianmomingqimiaodelehualiuhaibuzizhi。”
“xiaozi，**zhaosi！”dongbinshuangquanjinwo，jiuyaoshangqian，kejiangyuanqueshizhidaosunyangdelihai，nalihuirangdongbinchikui，lianmanglazhuta。
“suanleqinaide，yinideshenfenhetadongshou，jianzhiladilezanmendesuzhi，zanmenhaishijinquchifanba。”
“heng！”dongbinzhenglileyixialingzi，louzhejiangyuandao：“kanzaiyuanyuandemianzishang，benshaofangniyima，haibugunkai，nidangzhebenshaodedaole。”
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