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danmutishen：nveliannvzhutabuyanle！xiaoshuo，jiangshulelinmanwanguyizhoudegushi，xiwangbenshunenghuanjiedajiadefannao，baochihaoxinqingjiangshule：jiechushejigongzuoshi，liyongdaxueshiqijizandezuopinjiquzhengqujihui。ouerhuadaoshenye，waimailengdiao，tayehuiyibianchiyibiankanzhedanmutucao——【danmu1】：……

精彩章节

wosideshihou，tingjianwushurenmawo。——“tayiweitaaita？xiaosi，tishenyepeishewangzhenxin？

”——“qingxingdian！taliannishisheidoumeigaoqingchu！”——“biezaiyanle，nvzhudoukuaidiurendaoguzilile！

”danmuyitiaotiaozajinwodeerduo，bichelunnianguodetenghaizhen。wocaizhidao，

yuanlaiwoderensheng……yizhizaibei“weiguan”。zheiyici，wozhongshengle。wobuyanle。rangtaaishei，hewowuguan。

danwo，huirangquanshijiedoujizhuwo——bushi“tadetishen”，ershilinmanwan。1tabushiwo，

woyebushitalinmanwansizailebaoyuye。neitian，taweijiuguyizhou，chongdaomaluzhongyang，

beiyiliangshikongdeheiseshangwuchezhuangfei。tadeshentixiangbuouyiyangshuaizaidishang，xianxueconghounaoshaohuanhuanliuchu，

yushuichongshuazhetadelian，hanlengcigu。tayiweihuitingdaotadehuhuan，huikandaotabenxiangtadeshenying。

ketadenglaide，shiguyizhouzhanzaiyuandi，yidongbudong，mianwubiaoqingdeyanshen，jiuxiangtaconglaidoubuzhongyao。

tanulizhengkaiyan，quezhikandaotahuailineigegangganlaidenvren。

wenwanruyu、rouruokuqide“baiyueguang”——shenshu。erjiuzaitachedishiquyishidezuihouyike，

yanqianjingranfuxianchuyizhengpianciyandewenzi。neishiyicengtoumingdepingmu，

wushudanmuzhengputiangaidishuaguo——【danmu1】：“rangnidangtishenhaizhendangzijishizhujiao？

”【danmu2】：“baiyueguangyichuxianjiugoudai，zheijubenwoshu。

”【danmu3】：“tishennvzhuzenmehaibujuexinga？qisiwole！”【danmu4】：“tasidezhenbuzhi，

zheinandegenbenmeixin！”linmanwantongkongmengdiyisuo。zheishi……shenme？taxiangtaishouzhuazhuzheixiepiaoguodezi，

kexiayimiao，shijiecheditanta，tashenmedoutingbujianle。zaizhengyan，shishuxideqingchenyangguang。

chuangtoubaizhededianzizhongjingjingtiaozheshuzi：07:06。fangjianhaishitashuxideyangzi，chuanglianshidanlansede，

shuzhuoshangfangzhetazuichangyongdecaogaoben。chuangwaiyouniaoming，haiyouyinyuechuanlaiyongrenzhunbeizaocandeshengyin。

linmanwanmengdizuoqishen，ejiaolenghanzhimao，shouxinfaliang。tamingming……yijingsile。erzhei——shisannianqian，

tagangbeiguyizhoujiedaobieshudediyitian。【danmu1】：“**？！zhendezhongshengle！

”【danmu2】：“laotianyezhongyukaiyanle！”【danmu3】：“jiekuaixingxing，zheiyishibixushafengle！

”linmanwanzhengzhengdiwangzheyanqianzaicifuxiandetoumingdanmu。zheiyiqie，bushimeng。tazhendezhongshengle。erqie，

tanengkanjian……zheige“juwaishijie”dedanmu。danmuzaishua，tadejiyiyezaifusu。sannianqian，

tazuoweigunvjinrugujia，shiyinweiyichang“yiminghuanming”degusuipeixing，erguyizhoudebaiyueguangshenshuzhongbing。

erta——zhangdeyushenshuqifenxiangsi。tacengbaguyizhououerdewenroudangchengai，

bameiyicilinshiquxiaoyuehuidangzuota“taimangle”，

congweigongkaideshenfen、neige“nijiuzhuzaizheigejiaoluolibieluanzou”deanpai……doudangzuoziji“haibugouhao”。

tayiweizhiyaozainuliyidian，jiunengbeikanjian。zhidaosiqianneiyike，tacaimingbai——takanta，

conglaidoubushi“ta”，zhishi“xiangta”。tazhishitishen。takuchengyichangshenqing，

buguoshitawangtufukeaiqingdedaoju。linmanwanhuanhuanzuanjinquantou，zhijianyinyonglierfanbai。zaikanyiyandanmu，

yijingyou“rexinguanzhong”tiexintixing：【danmu】：“jintianzhongwutahuijinisongyitaoqunzi——biechuan，

shishenshuchuanshengde。”tabishangyan，shenxiyikouqi。qianshitabazijihuochengshenshudeyingzi，

liansidoudaizhetadeyingzi。zheiyici，tabuyaozaizouhuitoulu。tabushita。tashilinmanwan，

shineigeyouxinzang、youzunyan、youxueyouroudezhenshicunzai。erzheiyishi，tazhiweizijierhuo。taxiachuang，

zoujinyushi。jingziliyingchutanianqingqingxiudemianrong，haimeiyoubeiaicuihui，haimeiyouxuehuibeiweitaohao。

tawangzhejingzi，qingqingyixiao，yuqijueran：“zheiyici，wobuyanle。”【danmu1】：“**，

zheixiaotaisaleba！”【danmu2】：“jiejiezhongyupojubenle！”【danmu3】：“qiusugeng！

xiayizhangbixusongzhananxiaxian！”2tishen？duibuqi，wobuyanlelinmanwanzuozairuodadegengyijianli，

kanzhetangzaishafashangdeneitiaoqunzi。danxingse，xiushensheji，xiongkoushiyimeihudiejiekou。

taqianshicengzaiguyizhoudeanpaixiachuanguozheitiaoqunzi，peitachuxiyichangjiuhui。

neiwantapotianhuangdiwozhuletadeshou，tiezaierbiandishengdao：“nijinwanhenhaokan。”tayiduyiwei，

zheishishuyutade“aiqingqidian”。zhidaohoulai，tacaizhidao，shenshucengchuanzheyimoyiyangdequnzi，

zhanzaitashence，jieshouzhongxingpengyue。tazhishineigefuzhiguowangde“daiyanren”。

yanqianzaicichuxianneitiaoshuxidequnzi，fangfosuminglunhui。

ercishidanmuyeguorantiaolechulai：【danmu1】：“lailelaile！fuzhihuiyijingdiankaiju！

”【danmu2】：“zheitiaoqunzibaiyueguangchuanguosanci，jieshangbeizijiushikaozheitiaoqunzidiaokenglide！

”【danmu3】：“lengjing！qianwanbiezaiwanghuokenglitiao！！”linmanwanzhanqishen，muguangrushui，

dandansaoguoneitaoqunzi。guyizhoudeshenmeixianglaijingzhun，

danquejingzhundelingrenfanwei——meiyichuxijiedouxiangshizai“fuke”shei。tadakaiyichu，

conglimianquchuzijideyitaomolanzhangqun，liluogaoling，jiancaiganlian，fenggewanquanbutong。

huanhaoyifuzouchufangmenshi，yongrenyouxieweinandikaikou：“lin**，nei……guzongshuo，ninzuihaochuanneitiao。

”“zheishiwodeshenti，woyouquanxuanzechuanshenme。”linmanwanyuqipingdan，bufabujinbumandizouchubieshu。

tazhidaoguyizhouanpailecanting，zhidaotahaihuitiqiandingxiakaochuangdeweizhi，shenzhizhidaotajinwanhuishuoshenme。

——“zheijiacanting，shiwochanglaifangsongdedifang。”——“niyinggaiduolaiganshouzheizhongshenghuofangshi。

”tazuojinchelishi，danmushuadefeikuai：【danmu1】：“dengdeng，

zheigecanting……bujiushidangniantaheshenshudingqingdedifangma？

”【danmu2】：“wohaoxiangkanguotasongshenshumeiguijiuzaizheili！”【danmu3】：“guoran，

fuke**liucheng，lianchangjingdoulandehuanle……”linmanwanweiweiyixiao。chezididacantingshi，

guyizhouyijingdengzaimenkou。tayishenjiancaililuodeshenhuixizhuang，qichangrushuang，junmeijingui，

shisuoyourenmengzhonglixiangde“wanmeiairen”。takandaotachuandeneijianmolanqun，meitouweiweizhouleyixia。

“nimeichuanwosongdeneijian。”“neijianbushijiwozhunbeideba？”tayangmei。guyizhouyileng。“nibujuede，

yierzai、zaiersandifuzhimourendexihaoma……tingwuqude？”linmanwandandandao。

tayanshenweidong：“nijintian……henbuyiyang。”linmanwangouchunyixiao，quemeihuiying。liangrenluozuo，

fuwuyuanduanlaiqiancai。guoran，shishenshuaichidemeiguimangguodong。linmanwanqingqingtuikaixiaodie：“woduimangguoguomin。

”guyizhoucumei：“danniyiqian……”“yiqianwoshuoxihuan，shiyinweinishuotaxihuan。”tataimoukanta，

muguangtanran：“kewobushita。”kongqishunjianninggu。【danmu1】：“zheijuhuataishuangle！！

jiejietuojubenxuanyan！”【danmu2】：“shangbeizitahanzheleichimangguo，zheiyishizhijiedalian！

”【danmu3】：“jienitaisale！！jixuwangsililachaju！”guyizhoumouseshenlejifen，

sihudiyicizhenzhengrenzhendidaliangmianqiandelinmanwan。tabuzaianjing、tinghua、guaishun。tadeyanliyouguang，youfeng，

youjujue。“nibianle。”tadisheng。“shia，”linmanwanzhanqishen，naqibaobao，mianwubiaoqingdikanzheta，

“yinweiwobuxiangzaidangyigeyingzi。”“zheidunfan，baoqian，wochibuxia。”tazhuanshenlikai，bufacongrong，

beiyingtingba，ganjingliluo。shenhou，danmukuanghuanbaozha：【danmu1】：“woxuanbu，tabushinvzhu，

tashibianju！”【danmu2】：“guzong：zenmejubenturanbianchengleduijiaxiede？

”【danmu3】：“zheiyizhangtaizhile，woyuanyidashangbaodeng！”yefengchuifu，linmanwanzhanzaimalubian，

wangzhedenghuolanshandechengshi。tazhongyujiangqianshisuoyoubuganyuyanlei，guanjinleneigezaiyebuhuidakaidehezili。

zheiyici，tayaozijixiejuben。tishenxima，daociweizhi。3likaini，

wofanerqingsonglelinmanwandijiaocichengdeneiyike，zhenggemishushidouzhakaileguo。tashigushizongcaitezhu，

xinchougao、quanzezhong，wairenyanli“zuikaojinguyizhoudenvren”。napameiyoumingfen，

yezaoyourenmorenweita“chizaohuishangwei”。ketaquehaowuzhengzhaoditichulizhi，

lianguyizhoubenrendoumeitiqianzhihui。【danmu1】：“jiezheicaozuotaijuele！‘tuichang’tuijisheikanni？

”【danmu2】：“zhijiequanxianduanlian，shuang！zheicaishiqingxingnvzhu！

”【danmu3】：“zongcaigoujitiaoqiangyujing”“nifenglema？”bumenzhuguanquanta，“guzongbukenengpizhunde，

tayixiangbuxihuanbierenshanzilikai。”“neijiurangtaxiguan。”linmanwanxiaolexiao，bawenjianfangzaizhuguanzhuoshang，

zhuanshenzoudeganjingliluo。lizhiliuchengtazaoyiqiaoqiaozhunbeituodang，

gongsifangchanzuyue、caiwubaobiao、jixiaozhengmingquandoushoushidezhengzhengqiqi，fangfotacongweidasuanjiuliu。

tabuzaixiangdengguyizhou“huitoukanyiyan”。tayaozou，zoudetimian，chedi。

guyizhoushizaiwanshang7dianjiedaoxiaoxide。neitian，tazhengzhunbeikaidongshihui，tezhudeweizhiquekongzhe。

tazhoumeiwen：“linmanwanrenni？”“ta……tacizhile。”xiashuzhanzhanjingjingdishangcizhixin，

“zhongwujiuzoule，haibazhuchutuile。”guyizhouliansechenxialai，dakaishouji，boletadehaoma。wurenjieting。

taliandasantong，quanbeiguaduan。weixinfaguoquyizhangchuanxiaoxi，meiyouyitiao“yidu”。tazhoumei，

kanxiangneifengcizhixin，zijigongzhenglengjing，yisiqingxudoumeiyou。“ganxieguzongguoqusanniandezaipei，

danwoyishidaowogengshihezuowoziji，erbushibierenshenbiandeyingzi。”“qingpizhunwodelikai，zhuninshunli。

”【danmu1】：“zheiyiduancizhixinwochaoxialaile，xianshiliyexiangyong！

”【danmu2】：“zhananjingjuerenshebengpandiyibu”【danmu3】：“jiebuliuyidiyanlei，taisale！

”guyizhouhuranjuedexiongkouyouxiemen。tashitushuofuziji——tabuguoshiqingxuhua、naopiqi，

dengtazhaotatantan，shiqinghainengwanhui。danyilianjitian，tadoumeichuxian。tadegongpaiyizhuxiao，

gongweishangbeixinrenqudai，shenzhitayuanlaizhudegongyuyekongwuyiwu，fangfotacongweicunzaiguo。

gengkepadeshi——tameiyouku、meiyounao、meiyouwanliu。tashizhende，juejuedizoule。erlinmanwan，

zhengzaizhongxinshuxietaderensheng。tabanjinlechengdongyijianlaojiudanqingshuangdegongyu。

meiyouyongren、meiyousiji、meiyouhaoche，danyemeiyouleyinyingheyayi。takaishitoudijianli，

jiechushejigongzuoshi，liyongdaxueshiqijizandezuopinjiquzhengqujihui。ouerhuadaoshenye，waimailengdiao，

tayehuiyibianchiyibiankanzhedanmutucao——【danmu1】：“jiezoudetaihaole！zouchugouxuequan，

renshengzhijiekaigua！”【danmu2】：“gugou：wonvzhuni？zenmejuqinglimeitale？

”【danmu3】：“manwanshiyepianzhengshishangxian，dagongrenkuangxi！”yitianwanshang，tazhengzaigantuzhi，

danmuhurankuangshua：【danmu】：“kuaikanresou！gushifashengmingzhaota！”tayileng，suijidiankaishouji。

”：duilintezhujinwei“shangyehezuo”#xiamianpeileyizhangguyizhoucongcheshangxialai、duimeitilengdanhuiyingdezhaopian。

linmanwandingzheneixingzikanlejimiao，suijiguandiaowangye，jixuxiugaitugao。tameiyoubeijinu，yemeiyoushiwang。

yinweitazaojiubuzaihule。zheiduanguanxi，tayijingzouchulai。biqiganqing，tagengzaiyizijideshijianheweilai。

erguyizhouzheibian，kanzhedanmuquyourenjiepingneiduanshengmingdepinglun：【danmu】：“shangyehezuo？？？

tatinidangcheniyejiaoshangwu？”【danmu】：“nizhongyushiqutale，zenmeyang，xinkoutengma？

”【danmu】：“nishuobuai，taxianzaiyexinlea。”guyizhouturanwojinshouji，shouzhiqingjinbaoqi。

tafaxianzijishizhende……huangle。yinweizheige“linmanwan”，hetajiyizhongdeneigenvhai，yuelaiyuebuxiangle。

tabukubunao，buqiubuchan，budengbuai。tabiandemosheng，queyou……yaoyan。zheiyiqie，

congtalikaitadeneiyike，kaishi。talikailetaderensheng，quezhaohuileziji。4niyiweiwolibukainima？

zhouwubangwan，shejiquanpoyoumingqide“xinglianxinruizhan”zaichengnanyishuzhongxinlakaiweimu。

linmanwanzhanzaizhanquyiyu，shenchuanjianyuebaichenshandapeigaoyaoxiku，zhangfadishu，qizhiganjingliluo。

tadezuopin《jiexian》beixuanweixinrenzhanshiqujiaodian，huodedaoshizuyizhirenke。

danmuyiqiaoranshangxian——【danmu1】：“aaa！jieshiyexianqifeile！

”【danmu2】：“zheicaishishuangwenzhenggui！gugoutuichangbaxiexie！

”【danmu3】：“sheihaijidetayiqianbeikunzaizongcaibangongshihuatuzhineihuier？”linmanwanqingxiao，

meilaidejihuifu，shenhouyidaodichenshuxidesangyinxiangqi——“linmanwan。”tazhuantou，

yiyanbianzhuangjianguyizhoudeshenying。tachuanzhedingzhixizhuang，qichangyijiubiren，fangfotabushizoujinhuazhan，

ershixunshizichan。“nizenmezaizhei？”tamiansepingjing。“nidezuopinruxuanle，woziranxiangkankan。

”tazoushangqianliangbu，hurannachuyigejingzhilihe，“zheige，songni——wojidenixihuanzheikuanpinpai。

”linmanwankanzhetashouzhongdelihe，shi**kuanzhubao。

tajideshenshucengzaigushinianhuishangpeidaiguoyimoyiyangdexianglian，guyizhouneitianmanlianjiaoao，

shuoneishi“taqinzixuande”。taqianshitingdeyansuan，quecongweishoudaonapayitiaosijin。cike，

taquexiangyongtongkuanhongta？tadangzhongshenshou，qingqingtuikailihe。“guzong。”tayuqiwenhe，yudiaoquelengying，

“wobushita，woyebushisheidetidaipin。”changmianshunjianninggu。zhongrenjiaotoujieer。【danmu1】：“！！！

！！！jienitaisale！”【danmu2】：“gongrandalianqianren，tishennvzhurenshelaman！

”【danmu3】：“tabushibaiyueguangdedaoying，tashizijidetaiyang！”guyizhoudeshoujiangzaibankongzhong，

liansejiqinankan：“wozhishi……”“zhishixiangyongnijibierendedongxi，zaihongwoyici？”tafanwen，

danxiaoyisheng，“guzonghaishiyirujiwangdi‘titie’。”tazhuanshenjiuzou，

shenhoushijiancibaozhadedanmuyuguanzhongdesiyu。tameiyouhuitou。tadeshijie，buzaiweizhetaxuanzhuan。

zhanhuijieshuhou，linmanwanbeizhubanrendanduqingquvipting。“lin**，womenshifenxinshangnideshejilinian，

yuanbuyuanyijiaruwomenyulucyjituanlianhedexinxiangmu？zheigepingtaibuxiao，niruoyuanyi，

ziyuanwomenhuijinquanlipipei。”linmanwanyankuangyire，quezhishitaimouweixiao：“dangranyuanyi。

”【danmu1】：“lailelaile！！nvzhuzhenzhengqifei！”【danmu2】：“tayongqianshijizandeku，

puchengzheiyishidelu！”【danmu3】：“guzong：zheijubenlizenmemeiwomingzi？”yucitongshi，

guyizhouzuozaicheli，kanzheshoujishangtiaochuderesoubiaoti：——【gushizongcaizhanhuisonglizaoju，

yisiqianrendangzhongdalian】dianjinqudeshipinli，linmanwanyanshenqingleng，congronglichang。tafanfukanneijimiao，

shenqingyayidaojizhi。congshenmeshihoukaishi，takanta，yijingmeiyoubanfenqingxule？

tadeyanlibuzaiyoufennu、buzaiyouweiqu，shenzhimeiyouyihan。zhishengxia，mosheng。

guyizhouhuranyishidao：tabuzhishilikaileta，tazhengzaibianchengtazhuibuhuide——taziji。5zheiyici，

woweizijierhuolinmanwandeshejigaozai“xinglianxinruizhan”yizhanchengmingzhihou，

beilucyjituangaojishejizongjiandianmingtuijian，shunlijinruyeneidingjianfuhuaxiangmu《xingou》。qichu，

meirenbatazheige“hengkongchushidexiaoguniang”fangzaiyanli。

xiangmuzuneibuyoubushaorenandishuotakaolian、kaogushirenmaihunjinlai，

shenzhiyounanshangsidangzhonglengchaorefeng：“nishizouxiuhaishizuosheji？piaoliangguipiaoliang，biedanwudajiajiezou。

”linmanwanzhishixiaoxiao，meiyoubianjie。dantayongzuopinshuohua。diyicihuiyi，tatijiaodecaoanyijingzhanshi，

shunjianrangxiangmuzuanjinglexialai。tayongdongfang“zhezhiyishu”jiehexiandaijiegouzhuyi，

zuochuyizhengtaokeyanzhancaizhigouzaotu，zhutimingwei：《pojian·wo》。zhuchirendiantou：“zheizugainiantaixinle，

dapokuangjia，haironghedongxiwenhua……nizuoguoshangyeshejima？”linmanwanweixiao：“qianshimeiyou，zheiyishi，

gangkaishi。”huiyishiqifenyishiyouxieguguai，dansuihouzhangshengxiangqi。【danmu1】：“jietaihuile，

zuopinmingdouzaianfengtishensheding！”【danmu2】：“pojian·wo？zheishishuangwenjinjuxianchanga！

”【danmu3】：“congfuyongdaozhujiao，tacaishizheichangjudezhongqijian！”huihou，

neiweicenganfengtadenanshangsixiangzhandianbianyi，teyidilaiyibeishui：“manwan，gangcaiwoyuqizhongle，

qishiwotingxinshangnide。”linmanwanjieguobeizi，weiweiyixiao：“meiguanxi，

bijingnibudongzunzhongrendeqidianyouduogui。”takanzheta，

“danwoquanniyihoushenyan——wobushilaibeinixinshangde。”tazhuanshenjiuzou，liuxiaduifangliansenankan，

hongxiaoyipian。【danmu1】：“jienitaisale！！”【danmu2】：“zheibojiaoyuandishesi！

”【danmu3】：“tabushinvzhu，shizhichangdashaqi！”yucitongshi，