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luyunlenglengyixiao：“yaolanwo，nixiangqingchule？”
zhanghongfuyanshenxionghen：“xiaozi，woquanniguaiguaibazhipiaohaijilaozi，ranhouguixialaizifeiyitiaoshoubei，wohaikeyikaolv，fangniyitiaoshenglu！”
“生路？”
luyunshouhaozhipiao，mianwubiaoqingdishuodao：“wodaoshixiangkankan，silushishenmeyangde。”
“wokannizhenshihuonile！”
zhanghongfudashouyihui：“doujilaozishang，wangsilida！chushilewodanzhe！”
yishenglingxia，shijimingbaoanfengyongerzhi！
luyunlenglengdikanzhetamen，lianshangzhishizhizhongdoumeiyouchuxianrenheqingxubodong，zhidaoyimingbaoandediangunzadaomianqian，caihuanhuantaiqiyizhishoubei。
“砰！”
zheiyigundelidu，zuyibarenhechengnianrenfangdao，dandazailuyunshenshang，querutongdazaitongqiangtiebanshangyiban，bunenghandongfenhao！
zhijianluyundeyoutuiweiweiwanqu，jiezherutongpaodanbanmengranhongchu！
neimingbaoanzhijiezhenggerendaofeichuqu，lianbangongshidemenbandouzachuanle，zhuidiyihoutuxuebuzhi！
jinjiezhe，luyunhuazuocanyingshanjinrenqundangzhong，shijigeren，yingshiliantadeyixiudoumeinengpengdao！
“啊——”
bansuizheyishengshengdecanjiao，hegugebaoliedeshengyin，duanduanbanfenzhonghou，shijimingxunlianyousudebaoan，jiuquandoudaozaidishang，bushengrenshi！
kandaoyanqianzheiyimu，zhanghongfuxiabachadiantuojiu，tashenzhihuaiyi，zijixianzaishizaikanwuxiadianying。
xianshishenghuozhong，zenmekenengyourenzheimenengda！
yucitongshi，luyunzhengyibuyidun，chaozhetazoulai。
zaiqiangdadeyapoganxia，duifangmeibijinyibu，zhanghongfujiugandaohoulongsuojinyifen，jihuchuanbuguoqilai！
talianlianhoutui，huangluandao：“ni……nixiangganshenme？wojinggaoni，zuihaobieluanlai！”
“buyaoyiweinengda，jiukeyiwufawutian！niyaozhidao，tangjiakeshiwodegudong！”
“xinbuxin，wosuibianshuajigeshouduan，jiunengrangnizaijiangchengguodeshengburusi！”
luyunmeiyoushuohua，zhishixinzhongyiranqileshaji。
zhengdangtazhunbeidongshoudeshihou，dianhua**xiangleqilai，shishizhongxinyiyuandeliliangdedaguolaide。
dianhuajietong，neitouerchuanlaililiangdedeshengyin：“shiluxianshengma？shangcininrangwobangmangliuyiwuweilingyao，wohaizhenzhaodaodelezheneizhudexiansuo，jiuzaitangjia！”
“buzhidaoluxianshengxianzaizaishenmedifang，fangbufangbiangentangsanyemiantan。”
遮那竹？
luyunxinzhongjingxi，tapieleyanzhanghongfu，shuodao：“woxianzaizaihongyejituan，buguoyudaodianmafan，xianzaikongpashibufangbianjianmian。”
“hongyejituan？shibushixingzhangdeneigexiaozaizi，redaoxianshengnile？”
shoujizhongchuanlailingwaiyigerendeshengyin：“luxianshengnishaodeng，woheliyuanzhangqiahaozaifujinchalou，zheijiuguoqujieni！”
说完，就挂断电话。
luyuntingdianhualideyisi，tamenhaoxianggenzheigezhanghongfurenshi。jiranruci，tajiuzanshiraoguozheijiahuoyitiaoxingming。
bijingzheneizhucaishiduitalaishuozuizhongyaode，takebuxiangyinweizheizhonglanren，danwubaoguideshijian。
lingyibian，zhanghongfujianluyundadianhua，haiyiweitahaipale，buyoudejixiaoqilai：“zenme，nixiaozizheishizaidadianhua，zhaorenlaigennijianghe？”
“hahaha，laozigaosuni，wanle！”
“wodaoyaokankan，ninengzhaolaishenmeren，gangenwozhanghongfujiaoban！”
buchushifenzhong，liliangdejiudaizheyimingchuanzheguiqidezhongniannanzichuxianzaishiyedangzhong。
“唐……唐三爷？”
zhanghongfukanjianzhongniannanzihou，bujindengdayanjing，jiezhexiangshihabagouyiyangcouleshangqu：“tangsanye，zheishishenmefeng，baninjichuilaile！”
tangsanyekanzhexianchangmandishangyuan，weiweizhoumei：“xiaozhang，zheishishenmehuishi？”
“sanye，nikeyaojixiaodezuozhua！”
zhanghongfuzhizhizijimanliandemanlianyuxue，youzhizhipangbiandeluyun，kusuqilai：“zheixiaozichuangjingongsi，bufenqinghongzaobaijiubawojidale，haiyangyanshuo，tangjiasuangepi！”
shuohuadetongshi，taxingzailehuodekanxiangluyun。
qishitagentangjiadeguanxi，zhishibeitouzideyigezigongsibale，yuanyuanlunbudaotangsanyezheigejibiedechumianbangmang。
danyaoguaijiuguailuyunyunqibuhao，pengshangtangsanyeqianlaishichagongzuo。
“sanyekeshichulemingdexinhenshoula。”
“xiaozi，wokannijintian，shimeibanfashuzhecongzheililikaile！”
jiuzaizhanghongfuxinzhongqiexibuyideshihou，quekanjiantangsanyefeidanmeiyoufanu，fanerzoudaoluyunmianqian，kekeqiqidewoshoudazhaohu！
“xianshengjiushiliyuanzhangtidaodelushenyiba，jiuyangjiuyang！”
tangsanyexiaozheshuodao：“buzhidaoganggang，doufashengleshenmeshiqing？”
luyunbaguanyuhongyejituantuoqianhuokuandeshiqing，yiwuyishidijianglechulai。
zhanghongfucouguolai：“sanye，ninbietingzheixiaozihushuobadao，ta……”
“啪——”
huameishuowan，tangsanyezhijietaishouyibazhangshanleguolai，shengyinxiangliang：“hunzhang！”
“nizhibuzhidao，luxianshengshiwodeguike！niqianqianbuhaijiusuanle，juranhaiganjiaorendongshou？wokannishihuonile！”
贵客？
张宏福懵了。
zheixiaozi，bushisuqingxuepailaitaozhaidema？
sujiabuguoshigeerliujiazu，zenmekenenghuiyouren，youzigedangtangsanyedeguike！
这不可能！
zhanghongfuwendao：“sanye，ninshibushirencuorenle？zheixiaozisuangegoupi！”
“啪——”
youshiyierguangdaleguolai，zhanghongfuyuanbenjiufazhongdepanglian，xianzaijihuyijingshiquzhijue！
tangsanyelenghengyisheng：“zhanghongfu，nikezhenshigeyouyanbushitaishandedongxi！”
“congmingtiankaishi，tangjiazainimenzheilidetouzi，jianghuiquanbuchehui，congciyihou，nigentangjiameiyourenheguage！”
撤资？
zhanghongfunaoziwengdeyisheng，zhiganjuetiandouyaotaxialaile。
tadegongsi，keyishuoquankaotangjiadetouzichengzhe，yaoshichezi，gongsiyejiukuale！
zhidaoxianzai，tacaimingbai，zijikenengzhendedezuileshenmerebuqidedarenwu！
“噗通——”
zhanghongfuguilexialai，daizhekuqianghandao：“sanye，sanyewocuole，shiwogaisi，shiwogouyankanrendi。”
tangsanyechenshengdao：“nidezuideyoubushiwo，genwodaoqianyoushenmeyong？”
zhanghongfufanyingguolai，jimangdiaozhuanfangxiang，chaozheluyunbutingdiketou：“dage，bu，daye，xiaodezhidaocuole，qiunidarenbujixiaorenguo，fangxiaodeyimaba！”
tajianzhichangzidouhuiqingle，zijidangchuweishenmeyaodayingliuyihaobangzheigemang！
luyunbingweilicai，zhishilenglengdikanleyantaetoushangyichudexianxue，jiudabuliqu。
zheizhongren，buzhidetongqing，liutatiaoxingmingyiranshicibei！
zhanghongfuyankanzheluyungentangsanyetamenliqu，xinzhongwubijuewang。
tachongjinbangongshi，jiliuyihaodalegedianhua，pokoudama：“xingliude，nizhibuzhidao，**debawohaicanle！”
liuyihaoyilianmangran，genbenmeitingdongzaishuoshenme。
zhanghongfubagangcaifashengdeshiqing，jianglechulai。
tingwanyihou，liuyihaodachiyijing：“zheibukeneng！xingludezenmehuigentangjiacheshangguanxi？”
tazuiqingchu，luyunzheisannianlai，yizhidouzaibianjingdangnulicaidui，zenmekenenghuizaijiangchengyourenmai？
“zhangxiong，nibiezheji，nikendingshigaocuole。buguonifangxin，woyidinghuibangnibaochou，henhenshoushixinglude！”
liuyihaomiqiyanjing，muguanghenla。
“xinglude，niyiweininengkaozhesujiazaijiangchengluojiaoma？taitianzhenle！”
“qianxierizi，wocaigensujialaotaitaihezuoleyigexiangmu，rujinwokeshitadedagudong！”
“wozhiyaoshaoweishizhanxieshouduan，jiunengrangnigensuqingxue，quandouliuluojietou！”
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