dujiawanzhengbanxiaoshuo《dinvguilaizhihongyanwushuang》youfenfenghuangqingxinchuangzuodeyibenchuanyuezhongshengfenggedexiaoshuo，zhujiaofusiyingmocanglan，qingjieyinrenrusheng，feichangtuijian。zhuyaojiangdeshi：qinianxiangchubushifujunlangxingoufei，yebuzhibiaomeishexiexinchang！baozhedidixuelinlindetoulu，juewangcansi！yichaozhongsheng，taziyirenxing、tieshixinchang，xiaokanzhananjianrenshengburusi！...
weilanlingdedufuzaiguguzuoxiang，yindepangbiandeyatoulianliancemu。
mianduifuerfurendeweiyansongting，lishichourongmanmian：“siyingyijingfuchuzheimecanzhongdedaijia，muwangzonggaiyaoyouyisilianminzhixinba。”
zheihualianfusiyingdourenbuzhuananfanbo。neigeerenhaizhenmeiyou！
pieyiyanzhuanxinhuodonggebodefusiying，fuerfurenyejifengdifanbodao：“liangtiaogebosuanshenme，muwangnaciyaodebushirenming，bushichaozhanmanmen！”
yishuodaomanmenchaozhan，zheidaoshitixinglefuerfuren。
fuerfurenshashijianyinchenlelianse，duilishinushengdao：“nihaixiangqiulaofurenbangmang？ruoshiyinweinimenqianliandaobenjia，huohailemanmen，daoshihoukebieguaibenjiafanlianburenren！fanzhengdageyebushilaofurenqinshengde，benjiumeiyouxueyuanguanxi！”
jijuhuashuoderangrenxinhan。lishideliansejianhei，buzaihuiyingfuerfurendehua。
yizhiyongyuguangzhuyizheweilanlingdefusiying，jianweilanlingzhongyurenbuzhuqishen，yebianliketingxiahuodonggebodedongzuo，zhanqishenlai！
taxiangpangzouleliangbu，zhengqiaodangzaiweilanlingchuwudeluxianshang。
fusiyingyilianbuyuedikanxiangfuerfuren：“ershenshenzheihuashuodeguofenleba？ershuzaiguanchangshangyurenyoulejuyu，haibudoushiquankaowofuqincongzhongdiaohe？zicongwodiedanglezaixiang，danfanshilaxialianmianduitongliaoshuohaohuadeshihou，doushizaiweiershuhesanshumeiyan。zenme，zheihuierjianwojiayounan，ershenshenjiupobujidaidixiangyaoguohechaiqiao、fendaoyangbiaole？”
fusiyingdezhaqiqiangsheng，lingweilanlingdunshijiangzaiyuandi，jinbudetuibude，shengpabeirenzhuyidaoyiyang。erdufuzhendetengtongnanren，lijihouzhongzhiganyujiajulie。
weilanlingrenbuzhugongqiyaobei，lianshangdelenghandakedakewangdishangdiao。
wuneichulexiaolishihefusiying，wurenzhuyidaoweilanlingdebushi。
fuerfurenbeifusiyingshuodelianseyihei，buyuedixundao：“zheijiushinihezhangbeishuohuadetaidu？”
fusiyingchixiaoyisheng：“shiwotingcuolehaishininwangxingda？ninqianyijuhaishuoyaofanlianburenren，zenmezhuanyanjiuhaixiangduiwobaizhangbeidejiazi？”
“ni！”nushifusiying，fuerfurenhuerlenglengyixiao，“he，qiaonizheiepiqi，guaibudehuireshangmuwang！fusiying，nimenjiajiushibeinijihaide！”
wenyan，fusiyingyishunjianliansefajiang，shenqingjianjianyinchenxialai。
fujiajiushibeitajihaide……
fusiyingjinjindingzhefuerfuren，liansezhinankankebu，lingjianduoshiguangdefuerfurenyebuyoudexinjing，buzhidaozijishuodenajuhuanengyouzheimedadeweili，jiangfusiyingjinuchengruci。
mouseqihei，qizhongyouyouguihuoshanshuo，fusiyingmianwubiaoqingdidao：“ershenshenshuohuazuihaozhuyiyidian。zhangkoubikoujiushiwojiayaodananlintou，nanbuchengnishidengmensongzuzhoudeyecha？”
“fusiying！”fuerfurendanu，paizhuoerqi，kanxianglishi，fenrandao，“dasao，benlaijiazhongshirangwolaiwenwenqingkuang，kannengbunengbangshangmang，kewoqiaosiyingzheitaidu，xianglaiwomenshiduoguanxianshile！jiranruci，womenjiubujinimentiandule。gaoci！”
shuoba，bugulishidewanliu，fuerfurentaiduqiangyingdidaizhesanfurenhefufangwei、fufangruiliqu。
“弟妹！”
lishihuangmangzhuiqu，zhuilejibu，youcongconghuiwujiangfusiyingyedaishang。
“nikuaizhuishangqu，jiniershenshenpeibushi！”
“peishenmebushi？”fusiyingshuangshoushibushangjing，zhinengbeimuqinyoutuiyoulandidaichuyuanzi，“tajujuluojingxiashi，yifuzanmenjiayaozaoyangdeduding，bushiyechashishenme？”
lishijideshenghan：“neiniyebunengdangrendemianzhishuo，zanmenjiarihouruozhenyougehaodai，haishideqiuzhebenjiajiumingde！”
“benjiababudehezanmenmeiguanxini，zenhuichushoubangzhu？ershenshenzaojiuxiangzoule，wodehuazhishizhengzhongtadexiahuai！”
munverrenlalachechedijijilikai。
fujiabenjiarenqinaoliqudetufaqingkuanglingweilanlingyijing，zheiyishunjian，fuzhongdetengtongganxiangshizhouranxiaotui。
“lengzhezuoshenme，haibukuaiquruce。”tongyangbushidexiaolishicuicudao。
wangzhefusiyingbeilishijijituizoudebeiying，weilanlingzhengyouxieyouyi，huertingpangbiandejigeyatoudao：“daxiaojiedepiqida，nalishuodeleruanhua。”
shashijian，weilanlingwangqueleshentibushi，congcongduixiaolishidaoleju“niangnixianqu，woturanbuneimenanshoule”hou，bianjijixiangfujiarenzhuiqu。
fusiyingbeilishidaizheyizhizhuidaofumenkou，cailanxiabenjiaren。
fuerfurenkandoubukantamen。
lishijiqiedishiyifusiying，fusiyingzhizhibuli。
jiuzaiqifenjiangying、fuerfurenzuoshijiuyaozoushi，weilanlingqieqiediconglishishenhouluchushenxing，xiangfuerfurenbailebai。
“furenmoshengqi，siyingbiaojieshuohuaxianglaishiyanbuyouzhong。biekanshuochudehuashangren，qishizhishitaaiyuyanmian，shuobuchuruanhua。biaojiehaishihenxinshande。”
fuerfurenkanweilanlingyiyan，youlengxiaozhequlefusiyingyiyan：“he，taxinshan？”
weilanlinglianliandiantou：“shide，ninkanyitingninlai，siyingbiaojiejiurangrenquzhunbeichadianguaguo，tashihenjingninde。”
zheihuashuodedaoshizaili，erqieweilanlingdetianshengqizhibianshichuchukelian、shenshizhencheng，fuerfurendeliansehaozhuanxiexu。
lishiyeduiweilanlingluchuxinshangganjizhise。weilanlingnenggouzaizheigeshihouzhanchulaitifusiyingjiewei，jiuzuyishuomingweilanlingdexinshanhedadukuanrong。
fusiyingdaliangzheweilanling，zixiwanweiweilanlingcijudeyitu，jianjiangouqichunjiao。tayebushuohua，renyouweilanlingzailishihebenjiarendemianqianzhuangguaimaiqiao。
jiranweilanlingziyuanshexialianmianweitafujiashouweiqu，tadangranhuanying。takeshibabudenaweilanlingnaniumaqushini。
fusiyingzhidaoweilanlingzaixiangshenme、tushenme，bujinzhidao，tahaiyidinghuijiejinquanlidibangzhuweilanlingdachengmude。yinweitaxiaodetadezheiweiershenshenzhangshi……daodishigehedengjiansuankebodehuose。
zailishiheweilanlingderoushengdaoqianxia，zhidaofuerfurenaidabulididuiweilanlingdaoyisheng“haisuanshigehuishuohuade”hou，fufumenkoudeqifencaishuhuanxialai。
keshizheigangyishuhuan，zhiting：“gugu！”
一阵怪响。
tingdaoshengyin，zhongrenlianselveyouganga。shisheideduzizaijiao？
beifuerfurenkuazandexiyuehaiguazailianshang，shashijianfanjiangdaohaidedufujiulingweilanlingliansebushuangqilai。
taxianganzhuduzikongzhixiangdong，sheiliaoshoucaifugaishang，“gugugugugu”，youshijishengchangming，dongjingtebieda！
yishidaojudadeganga，weilanlingmianmuyijiang，danlaibujijieshi，turan，“pu”！
放屁了！！
xiangliangdepishengjingdezhongrenshenqingqiqiyibian，fuerfurenlvxianyongpaziwushangkoubi。
zhei、zheiyetaibuyale！sheia，fangzheimexiangdepi！
budengdajiayongyinhuidemuguangzaibicideshenshangsouxun，gangadepishengrutongcongtianerjiangdejinglei，huranchengchuanxiangqi！
噗噗噗噗噗！
噗噗噗噗咕咕！
haosifangbianpaoyibandepishenghedezhongrenqiqihoutui。weilanlingzaiyegubudechanghe，rengxiayiju“xiaonvshili”hou，congmangzhuanshengongyaowanbeidijibupaokai，sudukuaiderutongtaoming。
zheixiabuyongzaicai，pidezhurenshisheibuyaneryu。
wangzheweilanlingluohuangertaodebeiying，lishifenwaiganganankan，mianpizhangdetonghong，fuerfurenzeshiyiliandexianqiheexin。yipangdefusanfurenliansehaihao，zhishiyoudianganga。erfufangweihefufangruilianggetangjiemeidefanyingzejiongranbutong。
fufangruilianshangxianedeshenqingbifuerfurenhaiyaomingxian。fufangweijinjinshiweicumeitou，erqietasuishiyipawubi，kewangzheweilanlingliqufangxiangdemuguanglihaidaizhejifendanyouheguanxin。
zaichangzhongrenzhong，weidufusiyingbeidoudehahadaxiao。
shenzhihaixiaowanleyao，budebuyikaodaomuqinlishidejianbangshang：“hahahaha！hahaha，wozheibeizijiuzhizhezheigeshierlehele！”
zheixiaoshengshizaishitaixingzailehuo，lishimeihaoqidizaitayaoshanghenqiayiba：“youshenmehaoxiaode，nimeichihuaiguoduzi？”
fusiyinglebukezhi：“fanzhengwomeizheimechuguochou。hahahaha！”
zaifusiyinghaobuyanshidexiaoshengli，fuerfurenzaiwunaixintingliu，congconggaobiechediliqu。
fusiyingchongzhefuerfurendemachehandao：“ershenshen，wobiaomeikeshirenzhedufubushijininpeibushide，ninyidingyaoyuanliangtaa！wu！”
lishiyibajiangfusiyingdezuijinjinwuzhu，qideyaoya：“lanlingshitinijiniershenshendaoqiande，nihaizheimexiluota！”
fusiyingbadiaomuqindeshou，haoshengweiqu：“nayouxiluo，wozheibushiyezaitibiaomeixiangershenshenpeibushi？”
“niya！”lishibeifusiyingqideshiwuhuakeshuo。
yijianmuqinzhenbeiqidaole，fusiyingganmangjiaoshengxiyudijiangmuqinhuanzhu，lianshenganfu：“meishila，niangbuyongdanyou。ershenshensanyanliangyujiujiangninjihezhule？diediezhiqianhaishuohuangshangyouyiyaoweiwoyumuwangcihunni，muwangnalihuizhaozanmenjiademafan。”
butizheigehaihao，yitizheigelishigengjinzhang：“nandao……shimuwangbuyuanyizheizhuanghunshi，suoyicai……”
“ninxiangdaonaerqule！huangshangyuanyicihunshuomingshikanzhongdiedie，youzenmekenenghuirangmuwangdongzanmenjia？zaizheshuo，diedieyizhibinggongshoufa、qinmianzhengshi，muwangpingshenmedongzanmenjia？”
zheihuaanfulelishidexin。lishizhuazhufusiyingdeshou，dingzhudao：“shuodedui，shenzhengcainengbupayingziwai，zanmenwenxinwukui。buguoyihou，jialiderenyidingyaojinshenxingshicaixing！”
“好。”
munverrenshouwanshouyihuifu，jiujiangqingyinyifuyoukounanyandemoyang。
“zenmelezheishi，zheifulianse？”
qingyinbiezhesangzidao：“biaoxiaojieta……”
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